Author Topic: I am such a fucking loser (Read 2584 times)

thekavorka · « **on:** February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM »

Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x

I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic. *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!

WTF

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:28:30 AM »

post-valentine's day sex, whoopee

see you in 5 minutes, stud

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:29:06 AM »

ps. she's probably raggedly nasty, don't get depressed cause some drug junkie hooked up with a fellow junkie

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:31:24 AM »

Wanna play COD4?

thekavorka · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:32:38 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 14, 2008, 03:29:06 AM

ps. she's probably raggedly nasty, don't get depressed cause some drug junkie hooked up with a fellow junkie

that does actually make me feel better

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2008, 03:31:24 AM

Wanna play COD4?

im about to sleep. 8 am class tomorrow

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:32:50 AM »

he's probably lying

MCD · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:45:23 AM »

nice tag emperor.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:16:43 AM »

Olive Garden, eh? That won't keep his babe enthralled.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:23:34 AM »

She's probably a fatass like him.

FatalT · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:24:58 AM »

Girlfriends just get in the way of what really matters in life...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:25:43 AM »

Eh, I'm single for the first time in awhile, but I can't complain. Don't need a girlfriend to have sex and when you're young, relationships get in the way of things that really matter - like Lost Odyssey.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:31:01 AM »

relationships just get in the way of me finding another relationship

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:17:05 AM »

You should take tips from this guy:
[youtube=425,350]lmDTSQtK20c[/youtube]

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:19:23 AM »

Quote from: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM

Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic. *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!

WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:20:50 AM »

losers

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:26:19 AM »

monkey pee lolz

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:26:38 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 05:19:23 AM

Quote from: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic. *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!

WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:27:56 AM »

new or old phantom? the new one has emma

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:29:33 AM »

ha ha, I knew he couldn't afford Phantom tickets and Olive Garden on the same night.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2008, 05:37:58 AM »

You shoulda took her to see Sweeney Todd instead.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:18:30 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 14, 2008, 05:26:38 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 05:19:23 AM
Quote from: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic. *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!

WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.

Ew. $:-\$

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:19:10 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 05:27:56 AM

new or old phantom? the new one has emma

The movies suck! Go see the stage performance.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:42:53 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 06:18:30 AM

Quote from: demi on February 14, 2008, 05:26:38 AM
Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 05:19:23 AM
Quote from: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic. *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!

WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Ew. $:-\$

I know. Couldn't even afford the HD version.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:48:23 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 06:19:10 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 05:27:56 AM
new or old phantom? the new one has emma

The movies suck! Go see the stage performance.

TAKE ME

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:52:05 AM »

I wish I was better at hooking up outside of relationships. I'm an atheist, where does this crushing guilt come from!

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 14, 2008, 06:52:05 AM

I wish I was better at hooking up outside of relationships. I'm an atheist, where does this crushing guilt come from!

just visit a few seedy bars and/or high schools. you'll find something

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:56:21 AM »

no, I'm not talking about effectiveness or ability

I'm just talking about crushing emotional guilt for no discernable reason

FUCK YOU JESUSLAND

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2008, 06:57:19 AM »

well if you're banging high schoolers you should have some sort of guilt

that's just normal (not the fact that you're banging high schoolers, that's creepy, but hey, that's life)

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2008, 08:56:50 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 14, 2008, 06:56:21 AM

no, I'm not talking about effectiveness or ability

I'm just talking about crushing emotional guilt for no discernable reason

FUCK YOU JESUSLAND

After doing it a few times, you learn to get over it...

Eric P · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:29:04 AM »

MORE LIKE ANDREW LOL WEBER

Rman · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:38:00 AM »

Kavorka, self pity will get you nowhere. Get out there, dude, and meet people.

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:39:42 AM »

http://www.match.com

thekavorka · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:47:25 AM »

i don't need tips on meeting people.

i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever

Rman · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:54:09 AM »

Ah. The dreaded Friend Zone.

tiesto · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2008, 10:16:42 AM »

Quote from: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 09:47:25 AM

i don't need tips on meeting people.

i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever

I am starting to learn about this, how to get a girl's attraction meter rising. The following has worked for me a bit (I am getting more second dates than ever).

-Flirt with her (make light teasing gestures to her, compliment her on a less-obvious part of her being/wardrobe/etc, don't drown her in compliments though)
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2008, 11:09:28 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 10:16:42 AM

Quote from: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 09:47:25 AM
i don't need tips on meeting people.

i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever

I am starting to learn about this, how to get a girl's attraction meter rising. The following has worked for me a bit (I am getting more second dates than ever).

-Flirt with her (make light teasing gestures to her, compliment her on a less-obvious part of her being/wardrobe/etc, don't drown her in compliments though)
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)

"I bet you have a clean asshole."

"What?!?"

"I mean, you seem like the clean type, are you a 3 wiper or a 4 wiper?"

"......." *runs*

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2008, 11:27:57 AM »

"I bet you bleach your two-hole"

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:00:36 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 10:16:42 AM

-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)

Oh man, there are so many ways this could crash and burn.

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2008, 04:16:43 AM

Olive Garden, eh? That won't keep his babe enthralled.

Not when you're into psychedelics, and you think the waiter is a giant chinese finger trap made of rainbows trying to suck you into the sky.

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2008, 02:36:42 PM »

you can get out of friend zone, but it takes a while. i've made a career out of seducing female friends!

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Author Topic: I am such a fucking loser (Read 2584 times)