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Title: best compliment ever?
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 02:34:14 PM: "You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point? :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 06, 2008, 02:35:31 PM: I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your girl is part of the Children of God cult.

http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 02:36:41 PM: Does that mean I can grow a beard and "heal" other women?
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 06, 2008, 03:00:00 PM: NICE TITS
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: lordmaji on March 06, 2008, 03:00:57 PM: "You look like Mitt Romney"

"You fuck like Johnny Carson"
:-\
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 03:03:30 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 02:34:14 PM
"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point? :hyper :hyper

maybe she was molested as a young child and this was her way of telling you

(http://lebowskifest.com/images/Lebowski_backcoverukjesus.jpg)
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2008, 03:03:52 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 06, 2008, 02:35:31 PM
I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your girl is part of the Children of God cult.

http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Quote
Additionally, members are instructed to say "love words," or talk dirty, to Jesus as they are having sex.

Woah. :-[
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 03:57:38 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 06, 2008, 03:00:00 PM
NICE TITS
fuck you, garrett

Quote from: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 03:03:30 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 02:34:14 PM
"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point? :hyper :hyper

maybe she was molested as a young child and this was her way of telling you

(http://lebowskifest.com/images/Lebowski_backcoverukjesus.jpg)
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 06, 2008, 04:19:01 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 02:34:14 PM
"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point? :hyper :hyper

You made her feel like a born again virgin?
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: whiteACID on March 06, 2008, 04:40:03 PM: I'll have to use that one next time I fuck.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 06, 2008, 04:45:56 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on March 06, 2008, 04:40:03 PM
I'll have to use that one next time I fuck.

so will I

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Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: whiteACID on March 06, 2008, 04:47:37 PM: clever
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: xnikki118x on March 06, 2008, 04:47:58 PM: I've never told anyone that they fucked like Jesus. Hmm.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 05:13:06 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 06, 2008, 04:45:56 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on March 06, 2008, 04:40:03 PM
I'll have to use that one next time I fuck.

so will I

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Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 05:30:05 PM: Jesus never had sex

therefore if you fucked like jesus, you fucked like nothing

therefore if you fucked like nothing, she felt nothing

therefore she just wanted to make you feel better about your small penis
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 05:31:40 PM: poor jesus

edit: i don't know about sex but he sure got nailed by some romans. you know what i'm sayin?
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: lordmaji on March 06, 2008, 05:35:33 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 05:30:05 PM
Jesus never had sex

therefore if you fucked like jesus, you fucked like nothing

therefore if you fucked like nothing, she felt nothing

therefore she just wanted to make you feel better about your small penis

BS! Jesus was a pimp (Mary Maglight). He was smackin hoes out they clothes. He was like "bitch, bow to the son of god, holla @ my balls wit yo mouf". BIATCH!.

That's how it went. I promise.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 07:08:25 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 05:30:05 PM
Jesus never had sex

therefore if you fucked like jesus, you fucked like nothing

therefore if you fucked like nothing, she felt nothing

therefore she just wanted to make you feel better about your small penis

you really buy that? Most scholars say he had a wife (and probably children) tsk tsk :p

Quote from: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 05:31:40 PM
poor jesus

edit: i don't know about sex but he sure got nailed by some romans. you know what i'm sayin?
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Ichirou on March 06, 2008, 08:08:43 PM: Most scholars agree Jesus was married, yeah.

Mary Magdalene wasn't a whore either, PD. Dunno if you knew that.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 08:10:43 PM: The bible never said she was a whore
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Ichirou on March 06, 2008, 08:15:24 PM: No, but the church did.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: etiolate on March 06, 2008, 08:20:51 PM: I fuck like ghandi.

=(
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 08:25:56 PM: Quote from: etiolate on March 06, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
I fuck like ghandi.

=(

like a pacifist you trying to break off a peace?
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: lordmaji on March 06, 2008, 08:27:21 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2008, 08:10:43 PM
The bible never said she was a whore

Don't player hate on Jesus's game.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: bagofeyes on March 06, 2008, 08:29:24 PM: That's a pretty strange compliment. I hope you came on her face for that.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Eric P on March 06, 2008, 08:29:48 PM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 06, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
That's a pretty strange compliment. I hope you came on her face for that.

maybe he was lookin' at her cross eyed?
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 06, 2008, 08:53:27 PM: Quote from: etiolate on March 06, 2008, 08:20:51 PM
I fuck like ghandi.

=(

Did you starve yourself until she agreed to sleep with you?

...wait does that work?...be right back. I have an email to send.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: etiolate on March 06, 2008, 09:42:48 PM: ghandi was celibate =|

Anyways Mupes, what she means is that after it's been beaten off, it takes three days to rise again.
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: Mupepe on March 07, 2008, 12:11:58 AM: it takes me 2000 years to cum again lolol
Title: Re: best compliment ever?
Post by: abrader on March 07, 2008, 12:48:41 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on March 06, 2008, 02:34:14 PM
"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point? :hyper :hyper

awesome dood. I got one like that once but the girl was on acid so it doesnt count as much.