best compliment ever?

[Mupepe]

"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your girl is part of the Children of God cult.

http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

[Mupepe]

Does that mean I can grow a beard and "heal" other women?

[CajoleJuice]

NICE TITS

[lordmaji]

"You look like Mitt Romney"

"You fuck like Johnny Carson"
 

[Eric P]

"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point?

maybe she was molested as a young child and this was her way of telling you

[Joe Molotov]

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your girl is part of the Children of God cult.

http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Additionally, members are instructed to say "love words," or talk dirty, to Jesus as they are having sex.

Woah. 

[Mupepe]

NICE TITS

fuck you, garrett

"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point?

maybe she was molested as a young child and this was her way of telling you

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[Smooth Groove]

"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point?

You made her feel like a born again virgin?

[whiteACID]

I'll have to use that one next time I fuck.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'll have to use that one next time I fuck.

so will I

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in 2010

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[whiteACID]

clever

[xnikki118x]

I've never told anyone that they fucked like Jesus. Hmm.

[Eric P]

I'll have to use that one next time I fuck.

so will I

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in 2010

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year of the ps3 and patel

[Phoenix Dark]

Jesus never had sex

therefore if you fucked like jesus, you fucked like nothing

therefore if you fucked like nothing, she felt nothing

therefore she just wanted to make you feel better about your small penis

[Eric P]

poor jesus

edit:  i don't know about sex but he sure got nailed by some romans.  you know what i'm sayin?

[lordmaji]

Jesus never had sex

therefore if you fucked like jesus, you fucked like nothing

therefore if you fucked like nothing, she felt nothing

therefore she just wanted to make you feel better about your small penis

BS! Jesus was a pimp (Mary Maglight). He was smackin hoes out they clothes. He was like "bitch, bow to the son of god, holla @ my balls wit yo mouf". BIATCH!.

That's how it went. I promise.

[Mupepe]

Jesus never had sex

therefore if you fucked like jesus, you fucked like nothing

therefore if you fucked like nothing, she felt nothing

therefore she just wanted to make you feel better about your small penis

you really buy that?  Most scholars say he had a wife (and probably children) tsk tsk :p

poor jesus

edit:  i don't know about sex but he sure got nailed by some romans.  you know what i'm sayin?

[Ichirou]

Most scholars agree Jesus was married, yeah.

Mary Magdalene wasn't a whore either, PD.  Dunno if you knew that.

[Phoenix Dark]

The bible never said she was a whore

[Ichirou]

No, but the church did.

[etiolate]

I fuck like ghandi.

=(

[Eric P]

I fuck like ghandi.

=(

like a pacifist you trying to break off a peace?

[lordmaji]

The bible never said she was a whore

Don't player hate on Jesus's game.

[bagofeyes]

That's a pretty strange compliment. I hope you came on her face for that.

[Eric P]

That's a pretty strange compliment. I hope you came on her face for that.

maybe he was lookin' at her cross eyed?

[Madrun Badrun]

I fuck like ghandi.

=(

Did you starve yourself until she agreed to sleep with you?


...wait does that work?...be right back.  I have an email to send.

[etiolate]

ghandi was celibate =|


Anyways Mupes, what she means is that after it's been beaten off, it takes three days to rise again.

[Mupepe]

it takes me 2000 years to cum again  lolol

[abrader]

"You fuck like Jesus"

I'd ask her to clarify, but what's the point?

awesome dood. I got one like that once but the girl was on acid so it doesnt count as much.