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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: disgruntled_jojo on March 07, 2008, 03:02:54 PM

Title: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on March 07, 2008, 03:02:54 PM
http://blog.gamersweb.it/post/801532/Get+a+job+in+the+Japanese+porno+industry%21 (http://blog.gamersweb.it/post/801532/Get+a+job+in+the+Japanese+porno+industry%21)

picture gone, whatever :(

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This is the chance of a lifetime!!  Total Media Agency is looking for people between 20 and 35 years old interested in producing Adult DVDs and Blue Ray. You will need to work from 10am to 6 pm and the salary is not bad: 250,000 yen to 350,000 yen with bonuses twice a year (+ transportation costs).

Click here (http://www.tma.co.jp/page_top/recruit/index.html) to get to the official recruit page.

Very Important: Note that it says, right there in the want ad, that they will cover transportation costs.  So I get free trips to Japan to produce porn?  Sweet.
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 07, 2008, 03:06:04 PM
it's safe for our work but we have a very lenient work

FIX THAT SHIT YO
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 07, 2008, 03:25:14 PM
Worst Case: 2guys1cup

Best Case: Your going to be standing over some 30 year old schoolgirl, jerking your chain with 25 other dudes.
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: abrader on March 07, 2008, 05:12:55 PM
its a trap.

Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: abrader on March 07, 2008, 05:12:55 PM
its a trap.



I had a feeling that when you got there they'd just cut your giant gaijin penis off and attach it to some jap guy and the throw you in the sea.   :-\
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 05:18:18 PM
SAFE FOR MY WORK
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 07, 2008, 05:18:11 PM
I suspect you'll end up shoving bull testicles in vaginas.

Then eat them afterwards, hence the "BONUS".  Waste not want not. :wag
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 05:35:12 PM
Too bad I can't find any porn auditions near my home
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 05:35:12 PM
Too bad I can't find any porn auditions near my home

You and I could film our scenes separately then have TVC hook it up with the digital magic.  We could call it "Ebony & Ivory: Worlds Apart".   
Title: Re: Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 05:50:06 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on March 07, 2008, 05:37:48 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2008, 05:35:12 PM
Too bad I can't find any porn auditions near my home

You and I could film our scenes separately then have TVC hook it up with the digital magic.  We could call it "Ebony & Ivory: Worlds Apart".   

Are you offering your wife to me?