Make your dreams come true: Join the JP Porn Industry! (No Homo)

[disgruntled_jojo]

http://blog.gamersweb.it/post/801532/Get+a+job+in+the+Japanese+porno+industry%21

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This is the chance of a lifetime!!  Total Media Agency is looking for people between 20 and 35 years old interested in producing Adult DVDs and Blue Ray. You will need to work from 10am to 6 pm and the salary is not bad: 250,000 yen to 350,000 yen with bonuses twice a year (+ transportation costs).

Click here to get to the official recruit page.

Very Important: Note that it says, right there in the want ad, that they will cover transportation costs.  So I get free trips to Japan to produce porn?  Sweet.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

it's safe for our work but we have a very lenient work

FIX THAT SHIT YO

[Joe Molotov]

Worst Case: 2guys1cup

Best Case: Your going to be standing over some 30 year old schoolgirl, jerking your chain with 25 other dudes.

[abrader]

its a trap.

[Tauntaun]

its a trap.

I had a feeling that when you got there they'd just cut your giant gaijin penis off and attach it to some jap guy and the throw you in the sea.   

[Powerslave]

SAFE FOR MY WORK

[Tauntaun]

I suspect you'll end up shoving bull testicles in vaginas.

Then eat them afterwards, hence the "BONUS".  Waste not want not.

[Phoenix Dark]

Too bad I can't find any porn auditions near my home

[Tauntaun]

Too bad I can't find any porn auditions near my home

You and I could film our scenes separately then have TVC hook it up with the digital magic.  We could call it "Ebony & Ivory: Worlds Apart".   

[Phoenix Dark]

Too bad I can't find any porn auditions near my home

You and I could film our scenes separately then have TVC hook it up with the digital magic.  We could call it "Ebony & Ivory: Worlds Apart".   

Are you offering your wife to me?