That doesn't sound too hard to me. The only thing that could be a problem is the smell. If I smell pee I'd be rather bummed. But then there's the front-to-back ass wiping to worry about...If she smells like piss, stay away dude. And ask her when the last time she showered was. That is usually NOT an issue. If she smells like piss, she either has bladder control problems, she is grody and didn't shower before her date or she doesn't wipe properly. If it's any of those, you really don't want to be anywhere near her beaver anyways.
She'd have to be clean.
Just do it after she gets out of the shower or something.This is preferable, but not usually probable in a heat of the moment "let's get our freak on" type thing. But still, if she's pretty clean, it shouldn't be an issue.
Just do it after she gets out of the shower or something.
NO TEETH :o :dizzyNo pain, no gain sista
Also, stay on it. Try your best not to stop for breaks.
I got one for you guys, girl says sorry that she has been busy this week but when she gets back from visiting with her parents she would like to talk.Sounds like it. =\
Am I being dumped?
:'(
Since you know what's coming, call her and be like, "SORRY BABE, I AM SHITBINNING THIS RELATIONSHIP. SEE YAH!"Pretty much. Dump her first.
Then buy her family and sell them to Chinese slave traders.
Oh come on, she might not be dumping him. Don't do anything drastic before you know what she wants to talk about.fuck that.
:lolGoodbye sex?
she is a nice girl. even if she is going to tell me to hit the road :-[
:lolGoodbye sex?
she is a nice girl. even if she is going to tell me to hit the road :-[
Don't you drive a hummer?
Don't you drive a hummer?
Do you want my number yet?Don't you drive a hummer?
2005 Cadillac CST, but everyone around here has nice cars. I told her I worked at CompUSA fixing PCs since it was the last real job I had.
It is not like she has been avoiding me, we had lunch a few days ago but she goes to school full time and helps running a lab so she is a busy girl. I was hoping it was more of a sorry I haven't been around kind of msg but I think she is going to give me the golden boot.
Do you want my number yet?
I'm sorry, but I'm taken.Do you want my number yet?
If I can't hold onto a 22yr old anime fan what chance do I have with you?
The Mail Box Ect girl gave me her number today, I'll hold onto it just incase :-*
Do you want my number yet?Don't you drive a hummer?
2005 Cadillac CST, but everyone around here has nice cars. I told her I worked at CompUSA fixing PCs since it was the last real job I had.
It is not like she has been avoiding me, we had lunch a few days ago but she goes to school full time and helps running a lab so she is a busy girl. I was hoping it was more of a sorry I haven't been around kind of msg but I think she is going to give me the golden boot.
Blackacid seriously all you do all day long is want the cock?That takes up part of my day, the rest involves some esoteric bits about cavemen, a purple bulldozer and injections of cortisone, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.
I'm sorry, but I'm taken.
Morphix is the male equivalent of Veruca Salt.Man, if Morphix was still fat, I could have said "Yeah, but with bigger tits."
Wow, a rich kid can spend all his time getting in shape, yeah that's a real accomplishment
Get back to me when you work nine hour days and still find time to lose weight
Wow, a rich kid can spend all his time getting in shape, yeah that's a real accomplishmentI lost 40 pounds in 4 months while working an average of 70 hours a week. :D
Get back to me when you work nine hour days and still find time to lose weight
That's good for you!
Morphix was a fat ass working the register at CompUSA, he didn't lose weight until he got hisself some money to burn. Fuck, I would be back to the beanpole physique I had in high school if I could watch porn and walk the treadmill all day
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Of course Morphix is too fucking dumb to know who I'm referring to. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, dipshit?
There's a lot of gay subtext present. I think this can only be solved with a man orgy.IT'S A GROUP GROPE!
my humor is somewhat low brow.
:(I'm sorry, but I'm taken.Do you want my number yet?
If I can't hold onto a 22yr old anime fan what chance do I have with you?
The Mail Box Ect girl gave me her number today, I'll hold onto it just incase :-*
How the fuck do you get 3000 posts at Evilbore? Damn, thun
We launched the last day of July. I think after the first day, when people weren't curious, we had like, 9 active users. :lol
NOT ANYMORE. WE GOT BITCHES.and hoes?
PD promise me if you ever go out with a girl you'd never EVER on a first date take her to a cheap chain like Olive Garden. Your last topic made me afraid for your potential progress!
WTF?
The Olive Garden is a classy joint
:lolPD promise me if you ever go out with a girl you'd never EVER on a first date take her to a cheap chain like Olive Garden. Your last topic made me afraid for your potential progress!
WTF?
The Olive Garden is a classy joint
At Olive Garden, they say it's like family, because nobody ever gets laid with family. Except weirdos.That's true.
At Olive Garden, they say it's like family, because nobody ever gets laid with family. Except weirdos.
You still live close to home, right? Is there anywhere good you know of?
WHAT? That is another cheap chain! Stop naming cheap chain restaurants!You still live close to home, right? Is there anywhere good you know of?
Buffalo Wild Wings...but that's more of a guy joint. If she was gay we'd go there.
Hmmm.
There are no nice Chinese restaurants. Fact.
There are no nice Chinese restaurants. Fact.
Buffalo Wild Wings...but that's more of a guy joint. If she was gay we'd go there.No. I meant take her somewhere fun. You could take her to a hookah bar and drink tea, don't worry you won't throw up.
Hmmm.
Fine. Does "the yellow man's stinky eatery" work better for you?
No. I meant take her somewhere fun. You could take her to a hookah bar and drink tea, don't worry you won't throw up.
PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY. Olive Garden does not have personality. Take her to a locally owned Italian restaurant that's less expensive. You'll get a better reaction.
PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY.Does he really want to take a girl to a restaurant that has more personality than he does?
No on both counts. But it can't hurt, can it? What if he's just mediocre and needs all the points he can get?PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY. Olive Garden does not have personality. Take her to a locally owned Italian restaurant that's less expensive. You'll get a better reaction.
Let's just say - and I know this is a stretch, but hear me out - let's say that PD is a shitty date, total. Doesn't talk, avoids eye contact, then gets too handsy at the end of the date. Do you think it really matters if he takes her to the 'Garden, or some intimate Italian joint?
On the other hand, if PD is a total charmer and homegirl is just wrapped up in him, do you think she'll care where he takes her?
Corny, the whole "internet wanksta" act: what gives? ???
Does he really want to take a girl to a restaurant that has more personality than he does?
I dunno, but homegirl better keep it real hood, ya dig? Bust something. :-*
Some women are more shallow than you seem to be giving them credit for. The point is though, it can't hurt. That's all I'm saying. If I'm really trying to get a girl, why hold punches? Give her everything you got.Corny, the whole "internet wanksta" act: what gives? ???
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm the most real person online.
I'm just telling it like it is - if you're not making yourself interesting to a woman, what does the surroundings matter?
Let me put it another way; if you take a girl out and afterwards, the only thing she tells her girlfriends is "the restaurant was really nice!", what good does it do you?
Take her to McDonald's, so she can order the most expensive thing off the menu!(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5718/pamshock2od4.gif)
Some women are more shallow than you seem to be giving them credit for. The point is though, it can't hurt. That's all I'm saying. If I'm really trying to get a girl, why hold punches? Give her everything you got.
I think my suggestion is good. Relaxing, you can talk, there's really no way to smoke wrong.
I think my suggestion is good. Relaxing, you can talk, there's really no way to smoke wrong.
PD, what is the girl like? If she was a guy, could you talk to her for 2 hours?
Pretty much, I don't think PD is looking for marriage here though, so....Some women are more shallow than you seem to be giving them credit for. The point is though, it can't hurt. That's all I'm saying. If I'm really trying to get a girl, why hold punches? Give her everything you got.
This is true, but if a girl is that shallow, does he really want to be with her? ("If she puts out, hells yes!")
Dude I smoke ganja and I've gotten nauseous smoking that shit. I don't think I was supposed to inhale as much as I did.Yes, corny, and I'm talking about smoking flavored tobacco. Drink tea, take a puff, pass it to her.
They have hookah parlours in the Mushroom Kingdom?
I can talk to most guys for a long time, because guys usually have clear common ground (sports for instance). So I wouldn't make that comparison.um...um...
She's...well I don't really know. She talks and laughs in class, and she's pretty hard working. And she did laugh at my jokes. I think we could have a nice conversation since we don't know much about each other.
Yes, corny, and I'm talking about smoking flavored tobacco. Drink tea, take a puff, pass it to her.
Nobody PM her what I posted. If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.
You need to run through a bunch of these hoodrats first, then move on up to the big enchaladas. YA DIG, THUN? :-*
I know what you're talking about and I'm telling you if you don't puff that shit right you will get sick. Which is NOT sexytime for a date.Okay, you want all the bases covered. Now he needs to talk to her...
Nobody PM her what I posted. If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.And this will deter me how?
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look blackLike most attractive "black" women.
Nobody PM her what I posted. If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/screenEa2a.jpg)
You are all permabanned, I am going to delete the thread and then the PMs before she gets home!IT'S GAF ALL OVER AGAIN!
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look blackYeah our girls have facial hair...
Yeah, you'll need a machete if you want to go down on her.She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look blackYeah our girls have facial hair...
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look blackYeah our girls have facial hair...
Yeah our girls have facial hair...
Yeah, it's called a beard.She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look blackYeah our girls have facial hair...
She doesnt't >:(
She has a beautiful face and long hair
...on her face? Does her beard hang low? Can she tie it in a knot? Can she tie it in a bow? Does it go flip flop?....She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look blackYeah our girls have facial hair...
She doesnt't >:(
She has a beautiful face and long hair
And they make little noises like coins flying out of a question mark box when you hit 'em from the backYeah that's because you're hitting their scabs from shaving their ass hairs...
She doesnt't >:(I have not seen one with no back hair. Not peach fuzz, like fucking nappy, pubic, gorilla hair.
She has a beautiful face and long hair
Phoenix, skip the resteraunt and take her to a laser hair removal centre.
Seriously, post a pic. I want to fap!little blurry
Phoenix, you are in college. Forget about dates and restuarants. Take her to the cafeteria. Take her to a party and get her drunk. Don't bother pursuing a relationship until you've had some sexual experience. You probably need the confidence that will come with it.
Don't feel like you aren't being a gentlemen, or that any girl that is willing to fuck is a slut. These are the last years in your life where it will be this easy to get pussy. After college, most girls are just gold-digging whores.