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Title: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 03:23:01 AM
Most guys expect blowjobs, but many guys refuse to give cunnilingus. Why is this? I'm not a major fan of the way many vaginas look, but I'd be willing to lick a good looking one.

What's the best way to go about this? Video evidence and common sense tells me that I should just tickle the clitoris with my tongue, but there has to be more. Should teeth be involved, or just the tongue?

Comments, suggestions?
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: cloudwalking on November 02, 2006, 03:29:06 AM
NO TEETH :o :dizzy
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 03:29:50 AM
I'll tell you why its cause you basically are cutting off your oxygen. God damn i've never passed out but you'll want to take in some air afterwards. Plus some guys cant take  ph levels of pussy the taste gets to them.

ME I LOVE THE PUSSY
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 03:29:56 AM
When you're horny, you're not really going to care what the pussy looks like.  LOL.  You'll be more worried about how it smells.  lolz.  

Different women likes it different ways.  I've had a few females who tell me that they like it when I stick my tongue in their pussies and others who say they don't like feeling a tongue that low.  But basically, she'll grind her pussy against your face in whatever direction she wants your tongue.  

If you want to play it safe, use a finger and finger her while licking the clit.  Some girls like the clit to be sucked on, others don't.  

I've never used teeth.

And when I start, I start slow by kissing the outside of the lips and her inner thighs and slowly move towards her pussy.  Basically, just start slow.  See what she reacts to better, licking like a cat (up and down) and quick flicks of the tongue.  She'll tell you with her movements what she likes more.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 03:32:48 AM
Mupepe got it down. I'm too drunk to type all that but you hit the nail dude.

Also if you want to you can try the shocker while your going down on a girl its pretty interesting to see the reaction.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 03:37:31 AM
That doesn't sound too hard to me. The only thing that could be a problem is the smell. If I smell pee I'd be rather bummed. But then there's the front-to-back ass wiping to worry about...

She'd have to be clean.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 03:38:29 AM
Seriously PD your too picky, you wanna get layed? Want some pussy? Shut up and take what you get.

You shouldnt even be thinking about going down on a girl. Elevate your game so you can even get a girl before thinking about going down town on a girl.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 03:39:08 AM
EVEN IF IT SMELLS LIKE PISS?
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: cloudwalking on November 02, 2006, 03:39:36 AM
Just do it after she gets out of the shower or something.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 03:40:14 AM
That doesn't sound too hard to me. The only thing that could be a problem is the smell. If I smell pee I'd be rather bummed. But then there's the front-to-back ass wiping to worry about...

She'd have to be clean.
If she smells like piss, stay away dude.  And ask her when the last time she showered was.  That is usually NOT an issue.  If she smells like piss, she either has bladder control problems, she is grody and didn't shower before her date or she doesn't wipe properly.  If it's any of those, you really don't want to be anywhere near her beaver anyways.

And as for the shocker, be careful.  If you plan on doing it, gauge her reaction to simple touching first.  lolz

Just do it after she gets out of the shower or something.
This is preferable, but not usually probable in a heat of the moment "let's get our freak on" type thing.  But still, if she's pretty clean, it shouldn't be an issue. 
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 03:40:21 AM
DUDE the body smells people got funk. Dont tell me your shit dont stank between your balls and ass. And girls deal with that when they go down on guys. So shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 03:41:50 AM
Mupepe yeah a feeler is needed before doing the shocker. Pressing lightly on the ass does it pretty well. Its pretty fun if they like it.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 02, 2006, 11:14:41 AM
Just do it after she gets out of the shower or something.

While in the shower works too.

When you start doing it right, you stop caring about the appearance or the smell (unless they're in the extreme negative) and start enjoying the noises she makes.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: whiteACID on November 02, 2006, 11:20:32 AM
NO TEETH :o :dizzy
No pain, no gain sista
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: LiuKangBakingAPie on November 02, 2006, 11:40:16 AM
If she's clean, it'll barely smell or taste like anything. Just follow her lead. As someone said, she'll gesture in the direction she wants you to go. Most men fuck it up just by sticking to a plan and not changing it up.

Also, stay on it. Try your best not to stop for breaks. Women need a longer, more satisfying build-up than a guy. You need to work her up to the orgasm, it's not just going to come easily like it does for men.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2006, 11:43:45 AM
lol
Title: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2006, 11:48:58 AM
How  exactly do I let the girl know I wanna bone her guts out with there being a no strings attached relationship? I figure if I did that it'd be come off wrong and I'd offend her, ruining the friendship.

How do I make it work? Do I just suggest to her,"Wanna come over tonight?" or something like that? I ask this because a lot of girls seem to not like guys who just want to fuck. How do you make sure she knows about the relationship conditions?
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 11:51:33 AM
Finger+tongue combination seems like a good idea to me. But, about how long does it usually take for them to orgasm? It usually takes me awhile.
Title: Re: How do I go about having friends with benefits relationships?
Post by: Solo on November 02, 2006, 11:52:13 AM
Be up front about it. Tell her that for you, its purely physical. See how she feels about that. You might be surprised where that gets you. Keep in mind though, even if it starts out casual, more often than not one party may feel its something more, which can lead to problems. But yeah, be honest about it, dont try to scam her.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2006, 11:52:36 AM
Phoenix, girls are not like us. They can orgasm multiple times. So don't worry about something so trivial.
Title: Re: How do I go about having friends with benefits relationships?
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2006, 11:54:03 AM
Sounds good.
Title: Re: How do I go about having friends with benefits relationships?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 11:58:07 AM
The woman will always feel more attacthed to the relationship, so watch out. I'm sure Mupee has some advice for you on this subject  :lol
Title: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 12:01:07 PM
More incoming.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2006, 12:05:48 PM
I don't think anyone really needed this thread. I think you're overreacting simply because people aren't replying to a bunch of MAF threads.

You complain about the sex threads and then you make two counter-sex threads in 2 minutes. The fuck? It's just as bad, if not worse, because you're making us discuss sex threads even futher.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 12:06:15 PM
These two threads were WORTHLESS, and if you dont think so YOU are worthless.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Himu on November 02, 2006, 12:07:13 PM
That's cool.

Hay maf, is that ur baby in your avatar. If you turned his smile upside down he'd be a baby maf.  :-[
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 12:11:29 PM
Im still deciding if the child is real or not.
Title: Re: Official cunnilingus thread: tips, tricks, and stories
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 02, 2006, 12:34:12 PM
Also, stay on it. Try your best not to stop for breaks.

Apply directly to the forhead!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 03:19:36 PM
I need help. :(
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:12:23 PM
I got one for you guys, girl says sorry that she has been busy this week but when she gets back from visiting with her parents she would like to talk.

Am I being dumped?


 :'(
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:13:42 PM
Dumpage.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 02, 2006, 04:14:20 PM
you're fuck pwned.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 04:15:05 PM
I got one for you guys, girl says sorry that she has been busy this week but when she gets back from visiting with her parents she would like to talk.

Am I being dumped?


 :'(
Sounds like it.  =\

Or she wants you to change who you are completely and pull a complete 180 and she wants you to pretend to be someone and be miserable to satisfy her idea of what she wants in a man.  Good luck!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:15:30 PM
 :(

she liked anime too...


Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:16:00 PM
Since you know what's coming, call her and be like, "SORRY BABE, I AM SHITBINNING THIS RELATIONSHIP.  SEE YAH!"

Then buy her family and sell them to Chinese slave traders.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:17:27 PM
she doesn't know I am rich, should I tell her?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 04:18:03 PM
haha, if she says she'll stay with you after you tell her say TOUGH
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 04:18:35 PM
Since you know what's coming, call her and be like, "SORRY BABE, I AM SHITBINNING THIS RELATIONSHIP.  SEE YAH!"

Then buy her family and sell them to Chinese slave traders.
Pretty much.  Dump her first.

And don't tell her you're rich.  Unless you want a gold digger.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:19:30 PM
sorry baby this could have all been 1/2 yours, GTFO!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:19:47 PM
Oh my god.

Dump her, and then don't tell her your rich - show her your rich.  My god, you are going to be able to live out every man's fantasy.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:23:19 PM
Dude, she's dumping him.  When a girl says, "I want to talk", it means two things:

1. SHE'S PREGNANT - QUICK, PUNCH HER IN THE UTERUS AND RUN LIKE HELL
2. SHE'S DUMPING YOU
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 04:24:20 PM
Oh come on, she might not be dumping him. Don't do anything drastic before you know what she wants to talk about.
fuck that.

SHIT IN HER MAILBOX!!!!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:25:45 PM
 :lol

she is a nice girl. even if she is going to tell me to hit the road  :-[
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:26:34 PM
Haha, you should totally punish her with your fortune.

Be like, "Listen, I know you were not aware of how wealthy I was.  Maybe that was a little dishonest.  So to make up, I have put a wad of fifty $1,000 bills in this bag."

Open the bag to reveal it is full of cow shit and maggots, and see if she tries to get the money buried inside!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 04:26:40 PM
:lol

she is a nice girl. even if she is going to tell me to hit the road  :-[
Goodbye sex?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:29:22 PM
:lol

she is a nice girl. even if she is going to tell me to hit the road  :-[
Goodbye sex?

that would be a treat  :-[
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:30:13 PM
Make her earn it, though.

Be like, "You have to let me do anything you want, and I'll give you a $500 gift card to a store of your choice."

Then take pictures and post them on Opa-Ages.

Oh, also do the cow shit and maggots thing.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: whiteACID on November 02, 2006, 04:30:42 PM
Don't you drive a hummer?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:30:58 PM
Don't you drive a hummer?

I think it's his brother's.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 04:31:11 PM
WTF Will
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:31:42 PM
What?  Don't act like you've never fantasized about counter-dumping a chick with vengeful glee.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:32:04 PM
Yeah, morphix only has a measly Caddy or two to drive around.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 04:33:56 PM
Well i'll agree with you. I've been close before. I even said it to two girls at once basically but seriously. I dont know its not my life thats all.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:34:31 PM
morphix, if you don't do what I have recommended - you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:35:17 PM
Don't you drive a hummer?

2005 Cadillac CST, but everyone around here has nice cars.  I told her I worked at CompUSA fixing PCs since it was the last real job I had.  

It is not like she has been avoiding me, we had lunch a few days ago but she goes to school full time and helps running a lab so she is a busy girl.  I was hoping it was more of a sorry I haven't been around kind of msg but I think she is going to give me the golden boot.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 02, 2006, 04:36:45 PM
BUSY GIRL AROUND LOTS OF OTHER GUYS IS MORE LIKE IT. Girls still going to school is always a crapshoot if you arent attending school with them. CAUSE THEIR EYES WANDER LOL just like anyone really
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: whiteACID on November 02, 2006, 04:38:25 PM
Don't you drive a hummer?

2005 Cadillac CST, but everyone around here has nice cars.  I told her I worked at CompUSA fixing PCs since it was the last real job I had. 

It is not like she has been avoiding me, we had lunch a few days ago but she goes to school full time and helps running a lab so she is a busy girl.  I was hoping it was more of a sorry I haven't been around kind of msg but I think she is going to give me the golden boot.
Do you want my number yet?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:39:25 PM
blackACID will do anything for money, I swear.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 04:40:08 PM
Do you want my number yet?

If I can't hold onto a 22yr old anime fan what chance do I have with you?


The Mail Box Ect girl gave me her number today, I'll hold onto it just incase  :-*
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:41:45 PM
Smart.  Keep your foot in other doors in case this one slams shut (it will).  That's how you do it.

Not me of course.  I'm committed.  I love you, honey!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: whiteACID on November 02, 2006, 04:46:59 PM
Do you want my number yet?

If I can't hold onto a 22yr old anime fan what chance do I have with you?


The Mail Box Ect girl gave me her number today, I'll hold onto it just incase  :-*
I'm sorry, but I'm taken.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 04:47:22 PM
What a tease.  I hate you.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Bacon on November 02, 2006, 04:47:58 PM
Don't you drive a hummer?

2005 Cadillac CST, but everyone around here has nice cars.  I told her I worked at CompUSA fixing PCs since it was the last real job I had. 

It is not like she has been avoiding me, we had lunch a few days ago but she goes to school full time and helps running a lab so she is a busy girl.  I was hoping it was more of a sorry I haven't been around kind of msg but I think she is going to give me the golden boot.
Do you want my number yet?

Haven't you met your boyfriend quota for the week yet?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 02, 2006, 04:48:43 PM
Blackacid seriously all you do all day long is want the cock?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: whiteACID on November 02, 2006, 04:51:25 PM
Blackacid seriously all you do all day long is want the cock?
That takes up part of my day, the rest involves some esoteric bits about cavemen, a purple bulldozer and injections of cortisone, so feel free to draw your own conclusions.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 05:03:36 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm taken.


that hurts the most...


Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 05:08:05 PM
Morphix is the male equivalent of Veruca Salt.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 05:25:14 PM
Morphix is the male equivalent of Veruca Salt.
Man, if Morphix was still fat, I could have said "Yeah, but with bigger tits."

Fuck you for losing weight!  I'm proud of you though.   :D
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 05:27:06 PM
Wow, a rich kid can spend all his time getting in shape, yeah that's a real accomplishment

Get back to me when you work nine hour days and still find time to lose weight
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 05:29:52 PM
Wow, a rich kid can spend all his time getting in shape, yeah that's a real accomplishment

Get back to me when you work nine hour days and still find time to lose weight

OH, SNAP!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 05:30:19 PM
Wow, a rich kid can spend all his time getting in shape, yeah that's a real accomplishment

Get back to me when you work nine hour days and still find time to lose weight
I lost 40 pounds in 4 months while working an average of 70 hours a week.   :D
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 05:32:24 PM
Veruca Salt....

(http://www.rockpalast.de/bilder/bizarre97/veruca.jpg)

 :-[


Saint Cornelius I was thinking of writing a weight loss book chronicling my story.


It would be full of bad grammar, misspelled words and the jist of it would be don't eat so much fatty!


Would you read it, I'll send you a signed copy.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 05:33:17 PM
That's good for you!

Morphix was a fat ass working the register at CompUSA, he didn't lose weight until he got hisself some money to burn. Fuck, I would be back to the beanpole physique I had in high school if I could watch porn and walk the treadmill all day

---

Of course Morphix is too fucking dumb to know who I'm referring to. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, dipshit?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: whiteACID on November 02, 2006, 05:34:54 PM
(http://1902victorian.com/veruca_salt.jpg)
 :'(
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 05:37:49 PM
That's good for you!

Morphix was a fat ass working the register at CompUSA, he didn't lose weight until he got hisself some money to burn. Fuck, I would be back to the beanpole physique I had in high school if I could watch porn and walk the treadmill all day

---

Of course Morphix is too fucking dumb to know who I'm referring to. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, dipshit?

come on what fat kid doesn't know all about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?  Willy Wonka is a hero to our kind.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 05:38:44 PM
Redwood gets the medal!

Chest to pin it on sold seperately.

---

Oh, Morphix, was posting that shite band your way of being clever? Waychel would've LOL'd
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: morphix on November 02, 2006, 05:41:47 PM
my humor is somewhat low brow.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 05:44:23 PM
There's a lot of gay subtext present.  I think this can only be solved with a man orgy.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 05:45:10 PM
There's a lot of gay subtext present.  I think this can only be solved with a man orgy.
IT'S A GROUP GROPE!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 05:49:09 PM
my humor is somewhat low brow.


no, you're a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. too bad money can't buy a brain upgrade
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 05:56:56 PM
Saint Cornelius
Don't fucking look at me, dipshits!

Posts: 675



Make it happen. ;)
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:04:06 PM
How the fuck do you get 3000 posts at Evilbore? Damn, thun
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:05:21 PM
Being able to post at work.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:05:46 PM
Do you want my number yet?

If I can't hold onto a 22yr old anime fan what chance do I have with you?


The Mail Box Ect girl gave me her number today, I'll hold onto it just incase  :-*
I'm sorry, but I'm taken.
:(
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:06:25 PM
How the fuck do you get 3000 posts at Evilbore? Damn, thun

I joined like three months before you, and I post all throughout the day.

THUN ::)
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:07:18 PM
Evilbore was around for three months before I rejoined, dun?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:08:13 PM
We launched the last day of July.  I think after the first day, when people weren't curious, we had like, 9 active users.  :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:09:41 PM
We launched the last day of July.  I think after the first day, when people weren't curious, we had like, 9 active users.  :lol

evilbore
yeah, we kinda suck.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:10:57 PM
NOT ANYMORE.  WE GOT BITCHES.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:12:21 PM
NOT ANYMORE.  WE GOT BITCHES.
and hoes?

in different area codes?

I hope you're not calling Melissa a bitch or hoe. 
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Cheebs on November 02, 2006, 06:12:46 PM
PD promise me if you ever go out with a girl you'd never EVER on a first date take her to a cheap chain like Olive Garden. Your last topic made me afraid for your potential progress!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:13:40 PM
PD promise me if you ever go out with a girl you'd never EVER on a first date take her to a cheap chain like Olive Garden. Your last topic made me afraid for your potential progress!

WTF?

The Olive Garden is a classy joint
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:14:20 PM

WTF?

The Olive Garden is a classy joint

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T GET LAID? :o



























































 :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:14:46 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:15:35 PM
PD promise me if you ever go out with a girl you'd never EVER on a first date take her to a cheap chain like Olive Garden. Your last topic made me afraid for your potential progress!

WTF?

The Olive Garden is a classy joint
:lol

You'll do better taking her somewhere that has personality instead of a mediocre chain restaurant.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:15:48 PM
I really like their Zuppa Toscana. But no one has ever gotten laid going to Olive Garden, it's true

Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:17:41 PM
At Olive Garden, they say it's like family, because nobody ever gets laid with family.  Except weirdos.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:18:24 PM
You still live close to home, right?  Is there anywhere good you know of?
At Olive Garden, they say it's like family, because nobody ever gets laid with family.  Except weirdos.
That's true.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:18:54 PM
At Olive Garden, they say it's like family, because nobody ever gets laid with family.  Except weirdos.


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 :o
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:19:06 PM
You still live close to home, right?  Is there anywhere good you know of?

Buffalo Wild Wings...but that's more of a guy joint. If she was gay we'd go there.

Hmmm.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Cheebs on November 02, 2006, 06:21:45 PM
You still live close to home, right?  Is there anywhere good you know of?

Buffalo Wild Wings...but that's more of a guy joint. If she was gay we'd go there.

Hmmm.
WHAT? That is another cheap chain! Stop naming cheap chain restaurants!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:22:24 PM
In all honesty, PD, if you have a good personality it doesn't matter where the fuck you take her. A lot of the people on this board are overcompensating by taking their, uh, supposed women to fancie smanshie restaurants. If you have enough game you can take a bitch to MickeyDs and get skull in the parking lot afterwards!

Note: you do not have enough game to pull that off.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:23:14 PM
WHAT ABOUT TACO BELL HAWHAWHAW ILL GET SO MUCH POOONY TONITE :-*
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:23:31 PM
Fuck you guys, Olive Garden is a VERY classy place. And it costs a lot of money.

I could also go to this one nice Chinese restaurant.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:24:20 PM
There are no nice Chinese restaurants.  Fact.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:25:12 PM
There are no nice Chinese restaurants.  Fact.

LIES! :punch
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:25:59 PM
There are no nice Chinese restaurants.  Fact.

Fine. Does "the yellow man's stinky eatery" work better for you?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
Buffalo Wild Wings...but that's more of a guy joint. If she was gay we'd go there.
Hmmm.
No.  I meant take her somewhere fun.  You could take her to a hookah bar and drink tea, don't worry you won't throw up.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:29:29 PM
Fine. Does "the yellow man's stinky eatery" work better for you?


Oh snaps :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:29:58 PM
No.  I meant take her somewhere fun.  You could take her to a hookah bar and drink tea, don't worry you won't throw up.


This is PD we're talking about, he gets nauseated by breathing too deeply.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:30:38 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:32:28 PM
PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY.  Olive Garden does not have personality.  Take her to a locally owned Italian restaurant that's less expensive.  You'll get a better reaction.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:34:46 PM
PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY.  Olive Garden does not have personality.  Take her to a locally owned Italian restaurant that's less expensive.  You'll get a better reaction.


Let's just say - and I know this is a stretch, but hear me out - let's say that PD is a shitty date, total. Doesn't talk, avoids eye contact, then gets too handsy at the end of the date. Do you think it really matters if he takes her to the 'Garden, or some intimate Italian joint?

On the other hand, if PD is a total charmer and homegirl is just wrapped up in him, do you think she'll care where he takes her?

Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:35:03 PM
PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY. 
Does he really want to take a girl to a restaurant that has more personality than he does?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:37:07 PM
PD, take her somewhere WITH PERSONALITY.  Olive Garden does not have personality.  Take her to a locally owned Italian restaurant that's less expensive.  You'll get a better reaction.


Let's just say - and I know this is a stretch, but hear me out - let's say that PD is a shitty date, total. Doesn't talk, avoids eye contact, then gets too handsy at the end of the date. Do you think it really matters if he takes her to the 'Garden, or some intimate Italian joint?

On the other hand, if PD is a total charmer and homegirl is just wrapped up in him, do you think she'll care where he takes her?


No on both counts.  But it can't hurt, can it?  What if he's just mediocre and needs all the points he can get? 
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:37:25 PM
Corny, the whole "internet wanksta" act: what gives? ???
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:39:27 PM
Corny, the whole "internet wanksta" act: what gives? ???


What the fuck are you talking about? I'm the most real person online.

I'm just telling it like it is - if you're not making yourself interesting to a woman, what does the surroundings matter?

Let me put it another way; if you take a girl out and afterwards, the only thing she tells her girlfriends is "the restaurant was really nice!", what good does it do you?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:40:05 PM
Does he really want to take a girl to a restaurant that has more personality than he does?


See? Malek gets it. He's just more succinct than I am.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:40:29 PM
I dunno, but homegirl better keep it real hood, ya dig? Bust something. :-*
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:40:38 PM
Hmmm...true, true

I'll ask her where she wants to eat and avoid this entire problem.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:41:04 PM
I dunno, but homegirl better keep it real hood, ya dig? Bust something. :-*


What??? Come on thun, you be illin
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:41:04 PM
Take her to McDonald's, so she can order the most expensive thing off the menu!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:41:40 PM
Corny, the whole "internet wanksta" act: what gives? ???


What the fuck are you talking about? I'm the most real person online.

I'm just telling it like it is - if you're not making yourself interesting to a woman, what does the surroundings matter?

Let me put it another way; if you take a girl out and afterwards, the only thing she tells her girlfriends is "the restaurant was really nice!", what good does it do you?
Some women are more shallow than you seem to be giving them credit for.  The point is though, it can't hurt.  That's all I'm saying.  If I'm really trying to get a girl, why hold punches?  Give her everything you got.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:42:23 PM
I think my suggestion is good.  Relaxing, you can talk, there's really no way to smoke wrong.

PD, what is the girl like?  If she was a guy, could you talk to her for 2 hours?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:43:00 PM
If she was a guy, he could do more than just talk with her.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:43:11 PM
Take her to McDonald's, so she can order the most expensive thing off the menu!
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5718/pamshock2od4.gif)
Phyllis: You should order the most expensive thing on the menu. So he knows you’re worth it.
Stanley: If you do that, you’re going to have to put out.
Phyllis: Well yeah, you’ll have to put out.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:43:52 PM
Some women are more shallow than you seem to be giving them credit for.  The point is though, it can't hurt.  That's all I'm saying.  If I'm really trying to get a girl, why hold punches?  Give her everything you got.


This is true, but if a girl is that shallow, does he really want to be with her? ("If she puts out, hells yes!")


I think my suggestion is good.  Relaxing, you can talk, there's really no way to smoke wrong.


Dude I smoke ganja and I've gotten nauseous smoking that shit. I don't think I was supposed to inhale as much as I did.

They have hookah parlours in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:44:14 PM
If she puts out for one of those Chicken Selects sandwhiches - that's money well spent!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:44:23 PM
I think my suggestion is good.  Relaxing, you can talk, there's really no way to smoke wrong.

PD, what is the girl like?  If she was a guy, could you talk to her for 2 hours?

I can talk to most guys for a long time, because guys usually have clear common ground (sports for instance). So I wouldn't make that comparison.

She's...well I don't really know. She talks and laughs in class, and she's pretty hard working. And she did laugh at my jokes. I think we could have a nice conversation since we don't know much about each other.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:45:02 PM
You should talk to her about evilbore and how great it is and then pull out a laptop and browse this thread 2getha.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:45:25 PM
Yeah, this is destined for failure.

You need to run through a bunch of these hoodrats first, then move on up to the big enchaladas. YA DIG, THUN? :-*
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:45:43 PM
I should post her pic :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:46:10 PM
Girls will laugh at anything. They laugh when I ask them out. They laugh when I pull my pants down. They laugh when I trip and fall...








 :'(
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:46:39 PM
I'M LAUGHING RITE NOW!!! :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:47:33 PM
Some women are more shallow than you seem to be giving them credit for.  The point is though, it can't hurt.  That's all I'm saying.  If I'm really trying to get a girl, why hold punches?  Give her everything you got.


This is true, but if a girl is that shallow, does he really want to be with her? ("If she puts out, hells yes!")

Pretty much, I don't think PD is looking for marriage here though, so....
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:47:39 PM
Like, I'll tell CrystalGemini about how much I rock and she just laughs and laughs.

And laughs.

And laughs some more.

What a bitch.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:47:54 PM
Dude I smoke ganja and I've gotten nauseous smoking that shit. I don't think I was supposed to inhale as much as I did.
They have hookah parlours in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Yes, corny, and I'm talking about smoking flavored tobacco.  Drink tea, take a puff, pass it to her.
I can talk to most guys for a long time, because guys usually have clear common ground (sports for instance). So I wouldn't make that comparison.
She's...well I don't really know. She talks and laughs in class, and she's pretty hard working. And she did laugh at my jokes. I think we could have a nice conversation since we don't know much about each other.
um...um...
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:49:17 PM
Nobody PM her what I posted.  If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:50:43 PM
Yes, corny, and I'm talking about smoking flavored tobacco.  Drink tea, take a puff, pass it to her.

I know what you're talking about and I'm telling you if you don't puff that shit right you will get sick. Which is NOT sexytime for a date.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:51:03 PM
Nobody PM her what I posted.  If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.

Whoops. :-[
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:51:18 PM
You need to run through a bunch of these hoodrats first, then move on up to the big enchaladas. YA DIG, THUN? :-*


KEEP IT TRILL
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:51:45 PM
Amen.  I smoked out of a pipe once and accidentally went down the pipe.  No amount of liquor made that a fun experience.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:52:22 PM
I know what you're talking about and I'm telling you if you don't puff that shit right you will get sick. Which is NOT sexytime for a date.
Okay, you want all the bases covered.  Now he needs to talk to her...
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:52:41 PM
Nobody PM her what I posted.  If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.
And this will deter me how?

 :-*


With Diablos you don't have to worry when PMS will hit, because it is a non-stop thing with him. Takes the guess work out of the relationship.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:53:06 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:53:39 PM
 :meeble
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:53:43 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Like most attractive "black" women.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:53:48 PM
Nobody PM her what I posted.  If I find out you did, I am going to give Diablos your IP address and tell him it's a girl.
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/screenEa2a.jpg)
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/rofltRtC.jpg)
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/peanuth6cB.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:54:27 PM
You are all permabanned, I am going to delete the thread and then the PMs before she gets home!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:54:36 PM
I bet PD doesn't look that black either.

Shit I'm probably blacker than PD

"What would be my penile core, if it wasn't brown?" - Q-Tip, "What?"
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:54:46 PM
You are all permabanned, I am going to delete the thread and then the PMs before she gets home!
IT'S GAF ALL OVER AGAIN!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:55:27 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Yeah our girls have facial hair...
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:56:07 PM
Haha CrystalGemini just got 10 pms with the same message. WILLCOWNED. :-*
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:56:28 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Yeah our girls have facial hair...
Yeah, you'll need a machete if you want to go down on her.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:58:04 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Yeah our girls have facial hair...

She doesnt't >:(

She has a beautiful face and long hair
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:58:31 PM
Yeah our girls have facial hair...


And they make little noises like coins flying out of a question mark box when you hit 'em from the back
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:58:36 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Yeah our girls have facial hair...

She doesnt't >:(

She has a beautiful face and long hair
Yeah, it's called a beard.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:58:52 PM
She's like half black half Iranian or something but she doesn't look black
Yeah our girls have facial hair...

She doesnt't >:(

She has a beautiful face and long hair
...on her face?  Does her beard hang low?  Can she tie it in a knot?  Can she tie it in a bow?  Does it go flip flop?....
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 07:03:36 PM
You guys suck :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 07:03:47 PM
And they make little noises like coins flying out of a question mark box when you hit 'em from the back
Yeah that's because you're hitting their scabs from shaving their ass hairs...
She doesnt't >:(
She has a beautiful face and long hair
I have not seen one with no back hair.  Not peach fuzz, like fucking nappy, pubic, gorilla hair.




I'm just joking.  Now ask her out.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 07:05:04 PM
Phoenix, skip the resteraunt and take her to a laser hair removal centre.
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 07:05:38 PM
Seriously, post a pic.  I want to fap!
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 07:05:53 PM
Phoenix, skip the resteraunt and take her to a laser hair removal centre.

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 07:06:39 PM
Seriously, post a pic.  I want to fap!
little blurry

(http://afm.infinit.net/chro/inex/bigfoot.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: BobbyRobby on November 02, 2006, 07:07:10 PM
Phoenix, you are in college.  Forget about dates and restuarants.  Take her to the cafeteria.  Take her to a party and get her drunk.  Don't bother pursuing a relationship until you've had some sexual experience.  You probably need the confidence that will come with it.

Don't feel like you aren't being a gentlemen, or that any girl that is willing to fuck is a slut.  These are the last years in your life where it will be this easy to get pussy.  After college, most girls are just gold-digging whores.   
Title: Re: Official Thread For Dating/Sex Advice for the Socially Inept
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 07:10:14 PM
Phoenix, you are in college.  Forget about dates and restuarants.  Take her to the cafeteria.  Take her to a party and get her drunk.  Don't bother pursuing a relationship until you've had some sexual experience.  You probably need the confidence that will come with it.

Don't feel like you aren't being a gentlemen, or that any girl that is willing to fuck is a slut.  These are the last years in your life where it will be this easy to get pussy.  After college, most girls are just gold-digging whores.   

QFMFT