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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:55:33 PM

Title: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:55:33 PM
Willco <3's You.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:56:21 PM
I agree, what an awesome thread.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:56:51 PM
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 06:57:34 PM
You can do anything in Photoshop.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 06:57:40 PM
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Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 06:57:48 PM
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 06:58:21 PM
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/screenEa2a.jpg)

 :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 06:58:29 PM
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Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2006, 06:58:39 PM
You can do anything in Photoshop.
It's all right, she knows you're her bitch.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 02, 2006, 06:59:10 PM
It's all right, she you're her bitch.


Clunky, fucking clunky.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 07:00:22 PM
Guys, please, this Photoshop is not funny.  Photoshop.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 07:01:26 PM
I would never even joke about a girlfriend being a bitch, even on the internet
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 07:03:27 PM
Me neither.

I said it because I knew she'd read it, my girlfriend is so fucking cool that all she'll do is give me shit right back and she's not a sensitive, humorless drone that I can impress with my mad Olive Garden skillz
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 07:04:33 PM
Me neither.

I said it because I knew she'd read it, my girlfriend is so fucking cool that all she'll do is give me shit right back and she's not a sensitive, humorless drone that I can impress with my mad Olive Garden skillz

Touchy! Cry me a river fatass
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 07:04:48 PM
Me neither.

I said it because I knew she'd read it, my girlfriend is so fucking cool that all she'll do is give me shit right back and she's not a sensitive, humorless drone that I can impress with my mad Olive Garden skillz
lolz

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 07:05:11 PM
You're the one debating taking a woman to Olive Garden.  Call me when you've kissed something other than the family dog!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 02, 2006, 07:05:56 PM
OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111112
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Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 07:06:19 PM
You're the one debating taking a woman to Olive Garden.  Call me when you've kissed something other than the family dog!
It's not cheating, because it's your dog!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2006, 07:07:04 PM
I will say this in defense of Phoenix Dark, has anyone kissed the family dog?  :-*

Mupepe is FAPPING RIGHT NOW.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on November 02, 2006, 07:08:06 PM
Family dog? That's not nice. His mom has feelings.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 07:09:29 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2006, 07:09:47 PM
I will say this in defense of Phoenix Dark, has anyone kissed the family dog?  :-*

Mupepe is FAPPING RIGHT NOW.
I'm always fapping.  
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Christopher on November 02, 2006, 07:25:22 PM
Actually we're a board DRAMADY
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 07:29:05 PM
Oh. Here's another thing.

WHAT FUCK IS THIS BOARD A FUCKING TEEN SOAP OPERA?

Go stab someone
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 07:31:46 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 22, 2014, 06:56:01 PM
Looking at forum stats, 1 guest is viewing this topic right now
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Post by: StealthFan on January 22, 2014, 06:56:51 PM
:whew
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Post by: Raban on January 22, 2014, 06:59:21 PM
:dead
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 22, 2014, 07:01:16 PM
PD told me to stab someone :lol

If I could stab anyone, it would have been 17 year old me. :shudder
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Post by: Shaka Khan on January 22, 2014, 07:32:37 PM
THE SHADE, CONTRA! THE SHAAADE OF IT ALL!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2014, 08:02:04 PM
wow
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2014, 08:13:18 PM
All those photoshops gone, like tears in the rain.
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 22, 2014, 08:49:22 PM
How times have changed.
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Post by: Himu on January 22, 2014, 08:51:12 PM
someone find the thread about willco's Guinea  pig.
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Post by: Vizzys on January 22, 2014, 09:16:06 PM
rip in peace willco
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2014, 09:45:27 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/Advice-Dog-GET-DUMPED-BY-GF-TROLL-H.jpg)
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Post by: hampster on January 22, 2014, 09:49:08 PM
someone find the thread about willco's Guinea  pig.

Oh god, I just read about Ash after a search. RIP :'(
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 22, 2014, 10:14:23 PM
awk-waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 22, 2014, 10:19:06 PM
:(
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 22, 2014, 11:41:46 PM
Did Jewco manage to keep the weight off or is he 375+ pounds again?
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Post by: Bildi on January 23, 2014, 12:42:27 AM
At first I thought Willco had come back.  :(
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 23, 2014, 12:45:08 AM
I now realize how damn old this board is.

Holy crap.

Damn.

Like, wow.  I've been here for most of it too.

Time for some reflections about my life, and such.
(goes back to playing Spelunky)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 23, 2014, 12:51:24 AM
I still post occasionally on a board that I joined back in 2000. :-\
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 23, 2014, 01:25:28 AM
I joined GAF back in like 2002. I've been posting with some of you fuckers for over 10 years

WELP, TIME TO GO SUCK A TAIL PIPE
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 23, 2014, 01:41:06 AM
I first heard about 911 on neogaf :fbm

spoiler (click to show/hide)
now realizing how shitty i am about worry about 13 years of wasted e-life rather then the news itself.


actually dont think i ended up joining until 05-06, so i missed most of the fun.
[close]
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 23, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
I joined in 2010, so not as bad as you bitches.

Posts: 16579 (12.075 per day)

*fittingavatarquote*
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2014, 02:56:24 AM
I joined GAF back in like 2002. I've been posting with some of you fuckers for over 10 years

WELP, TIME TO GO SUCK A TAIL PIPE

same
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 23, 2014, 02:57:09 AM
I've been here since 2006 :anhuld
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Post by: Mandark on January 23, 2014, 03:32:17 AM
I joined GAF back in like 2002. I've been posting with some of you fuckers for over 10 years

WELP, TIME TO GO SUCK A TAIL PIPE

same

noobz
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 23, 2014, 03:33:08 AM
Willco is living the jewish dream of being a fat cat movie exec.

 :pimp

I've been here since 08 bitches!
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 23, 2014, 03:33:14 AM
I think I've been reading GAF and its predecessor GEO since late 1996 or so, but I'm not sure when I first actually signed up for the forum. But there are definitely people here who I've 'known' since 1995 from Usenet newsgroups and such.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 23, 2014, 03:37:41 AM
I first heard about 911 on neogaf :fbm

spoiler (click to show/hide)
now realizing how shitty i am about worry about 13 years of wasted e-life rather then the news itself.


actually dont think i ended up joining until 05-06, so i missed most of the fun.
[close]

I was browsing GAF too, and I saw the "TERRORISTS BLOW UP WTC" thread title, thought "eh, no way that literally happened, must be some dumb forum game", and seriously just passed it by and spent an hour or so browsing other threads before I happened to turn on the TV.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 23, 2014, 06:57:28 AM
I joined GAF since 2000.  Yep, I was there for MEGATON, the moment where I knew Nintards were the dumbest of console fanboys, a conviction I have that has been proven right time and time again.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 23, 2014, 07:07:17 AM
I think I joined GAF in 2000/2001, was definitely before Sega killed the DC. It's been too long.
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 12:17:47 PM
I've been on GAF since at least Superkyro :(
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 23, 2014, 12:18:55 PM
i have been engaffed since 1996 and have been associated with the pre-gaf usenet brigade since 1991. i say this hoping for respect but instead eliciting only a deep and abiding shame, like a testicle lost in a knife fight with one of mupepe's people.

also this thread is now VERY AWESOME in context
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 12:22:27 PM
I know people IN REAL LIFE that hate hated Drinky with an unbridled passion for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong fucking time for his thoughts on Nintendo.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on January 23, 2014, 12:36:00 PM
I used to be annoyed by Drinky because he bashed Nintendo and I liked Nintendo. Then I realized that Drinky was a genius level troll that knew how to play the emotional violin of many a Gaffer with great ease.

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Now he's just a washed up old man who only has time for boring work and doting on his daughter. :'(
[close]
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2014, 01:09:10 PM
Joined GAF around 2004, but I started lurking in 2003. Trolled the thread with the Nintendo Revolution/Aries stuff. Fun times.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 23, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
I am so old that I started my Square fansite because I did an Internet search for "Final Fantasy" and it returned zero hits. This was in May 1995.
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Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 05:04:46 PM
square fansite i joined in 1999 still exists.

square fansite I wrote for and moderated for is dead but I still talk to those people. We've been talking since 1999.
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 05:07:13 PM
I read Treesong's fansite when he created it and then like 17 years later I went to his wedding.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on January 23, 2014, 05:08:39 PM
I joined GAF in 2005 and I still only got about 1500 posts. :smug

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Posting on GAF at all :fbm
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2014, 05:09:00 PM
I read Treesong's fansite when he created it and then like 17 years later I went to his wedding.

This quote should be displayed on website creation textbooks.
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Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
i joined gaf in 2005. when i first started posting there was a mod named drinky cow. he was shitting on nintendo. i couldn't believe his views on nintendo. i lost my cherry that day and drinky cow took it.
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 05:12:00 PM
It was a nice wedding in a Japanese garden and Treesong and everyone was happy and then some longhair jumped down from above and stabbed his wife and then all these crazy fucking dragon robots came out of the ground and we had to fly around the world doing all kinds of crazy shit but she never came back :'(
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 05:19:37 PM
Team X-Box had some truly awful posters around the time of the 360s launch.  All terrible ex-Sega fans.
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Post by: Raban on January 23, 2014, 05:51:36 PM
I read Treesong's fansite when he created it and then like 17 years later I went to his wedding.
newsfeed
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 23, 2014, 05:59:46 PM
I think I've been reading GAF and its predecessor GEO since late 1996 or so, but I'm not sure when I first actually signed up for the forum. But there are definitely people here who I've 'known' since 1995 from Usenet newsgroups and such.

lmao i remember you from when i lurked toastyfrogs site
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 06:00:45 PM
that ain't newsworthy
Yeah there were like...lots of people who did that and were there.
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 06:25:17 PM
The "I wish I had known this information earlier" look my wife gave me when I told her that I originally knew who Treesong was through a Final Fantasy fansite in the mid-nineties was priceless :-[
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 23, 2014, 06:35:40 PM
The "I wish I had known this information earlier" look my wife gave me when I told her that I originally knew who Treesong was through a Final Fantasy fansite in the mid-nineties was priceless :-[

no takesie backsies
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2014, 06:43:36 PM
PS3 fans were far more obnoxious than the initial Xbots. The Xbots were young and full of optimism, thus rather harmless. PS3 fans were constantly angry, constantly dismissive of the Xbox 360, constantly discussing how the PS3 was going to dominate, wait until x is released, supply is low, etc.

And now we're seeing it again. They shut up a few years ago after it became clear the PS3 lost, but the PS4 has revived their bullshit. God I hope the NFL and shooterz ensure the XB1 wins the US. I don't even care about the DRM fiasco now, in hindsight of what Sony fucktards have become.
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Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 06:48:42 PM
You don't find the more ardent x1 supporters equally as annoying?
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 06:56:00 PM
PS3 fans were far more obnoxious than the initial Xbots. The Xbots were young and full of optimism, thus rather harmless. PS3 fans were constantly angry, constantly dismissive of the Xbox 360, constantly discussing how the PS3 was going to dominate, wait until x is released, supply is low, etc.

And now we're seeing it again. They shut up a few years ago after it became clear the PS3 lost, but the PS4 has revived their bullshit. God I hope the NFL and shooterz ensure the XB1 wins the US. I don't even care about the DRM fiasco now, in hindsight of what Sony fucktards have become.
I'm not talking about the average fans, I mean the really bitter terrible Sega fans who were with Microsoft by default
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 23, 2014, 06:57:52 PM
I remember when I thought my gamecube was all I needed. What a feg.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 23, 2014, 07:00:30 PM
I was around GEO forums back at the start (worked on the site itself)- got ya'll beat! Technically there was a site before GEO even, which is crazy. That said I don't post on those forums anymore so fuk it
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 07:02:38 PM
I remember when I thought my gamecube was all I needed. What a feg.
And Ron Paul

You've grown man, you've grown
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 07:03:45 PM
You know what I miss most about GAF?

The bargain bin shit game challenges type shit that you could actually do there and have fun with.  I remember MAF playing Robocop.  Now the site is too big and too serious.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2014, 07:04:16 PM
PS3 fans were far more obnoxious than the initial Xbots. The Xbots were young and full of optimism, thus rather harmless. PS3 fans were constantly angry, constantly dismissive of the Xbox 360, constantly discussing how the PS3 was going to dominate, wait until x is released, supply is low, etc.

And now we're seeing it again. They shut up a few years ago after it became clear the PS3 lost, but the PS4 has revived their bullshit. God I hope the NFL and shooterz ensure the XB1 wins the US. I don't even care about the DRM fiasco now, in hindsight of what Sony fucktards have become.
I'm not talking about the average fans, I mean the really bitter terrible Sega fans who were with Microsoft by default

Personally I always found Sega diehards too hilarious to hate. They're like Cleveland Browns fans.
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Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 07:04:41 PM
i remember maf buying a bunch of crap games and having fun with it
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Post by: Steve Contra on January 23, 2014, 07:06:26 PM
i remember maf buying a bunch of crap games and having fun with it
Yeah, that was like, every week and still is.  MAF is the only dude I know who has honest taste in games.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 23, 2014, 07:13:18 PM
You know what I miss most about GAF?

The bargain bin shit game challenges type shit that you could actually do there and have fun with.  I remember MAF playing Robocop.  Now the site is too big and too serious.

Prole played Robocop! I played umm some horrible Might and Magic game.

Those were the days....
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 23, 2014, 07:14:17 PM
It's true, my lack of expectation for games makes it pretty easy for any game to have its way with me. That could be good or bad!
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 23, 2014, 09:08:49 PM
I always thought "Gaming Enthusiast Online" was kind of a hilarious name as to me it sounded like a euphemism for a fetish lifestyle or something
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Post by: Shadow Mod on January 24, 2014, 02:01:44 AM
I need to read old drinky for inspiration.
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Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 02:27:48 AM
pick up a dictionary, that is old drinky.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 02:49:44 AM
real talk: i learned more high vocab than from drinky than i did from college English.
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Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 02:54:53 AM
right now i don't give a shit aight
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Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 02:57:30 AM
shut up whore of the year and give me bj tips
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Shadow Mod on January 24, 2014, 03:02:50 AM
pick up a dictionary, that is old drinky.

pick up a dictionary, that is old drinky.

no, pick up a dictionary and beat an idiot with it until they cry, *that* is old drinky.

I'll read from a thesaurus while I beat the shit out of someone with a becktionary.
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Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 03:07:34 AM
agreed.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Shadow Mod on January 24, 2014, 03:14:26 AM
TBH spitting seems like a waste of time and if you don't like the taste, you'll just have it in your mouth longer.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2014, 03:25:05 AM
real talk: i learned more high vocab than from drinky than i did from college English.

Didn't seem to work out that well for you :smug

that is a grammar not vocab issue
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Post by: Shadow Mod on January 24, 2014, 03:26:43 AM
A tip if/when you have a steady bf, get him to eat pineapple himu.
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Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 05:43:28 AM
:drool
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 24, 2014, 07:15:07 AM
I need to read old drinky for inspiration.

Here you go:

"I picture everyone on here (dudes and dudettes alike) as the same babyfat, pasty-faced thirteen-year-olds, tears of petulant rage streaming down their chubby cheeks whenever anyone makes fun of Nintendo, anime, or Sega Sports.

Well, except Tazz, who I prefer to think of as a crochety old grandmother holed up in some musty corner, her rocking chair creaking and knitting needles clacking. Occasionally, she'll get some kind of Tourette's fit going and hurl cats at all the surly children.

I see myself as a sort of the 50's Ward Cleaver dad of this forum, back from work at the office, my smoker's pipe at a jaunty, Church-of-the-Subgenius angle between my teeth as I mug ingratiatingly to the studio audience. I try to sit down and have a nice page through the paper, but one of the brats starts squalling so I hafta beat him but good somewhere off camera. Then it's back to the fake smiles and canned punchlines that everyone loves so much"

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/ga-forum-quotes-12-11-2003.htm
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Brehvolution on January 24, 2014, 09:02:27 AM
From that link, this is way funnier:
(http://i.imgur.com/90vojH8.jpg)

:heh

Who would have known that the stone ages were only 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Steve Contra on January 24, 2014, 10:46:10 AM
Whatever happened to drohne?  A good old fashioned Drinky/drohne tag team in a Nintendo thread was a thing of beauty.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2014, 10:54:26 AM
I like that page Texp posted because there are posters I actually recognize. Like 95% of the posters on that page. Remember when gaf was like that? Definitely before it switched to NeoGAF and was.still a part of gaming age.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2014, 11:56:52 AM
Catering to the spergs was the beginning of the end for gaf. Oh well.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Barry Egan on January 24, 2014, 01:07:39 PM
I am extremely computer illiterate so I never understood what was funny about Super Kyro
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 24, 2014, 02:41:11 PM
Deadmeat was what was funny.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Brehvolution on January 24, 2014, 02:52:17 PM
I am extremely computer illiterate so I never understood what was funny about Super Kyro

I'm pretty sure that was a photoshop and there was no such thing. Even if there was such a video card, it looked ridiculous.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
did we EVER find out if crystal let willco put it in her butt?
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2014, 04:33:46 PM
also, mid-season drinky was the best drinky, when he put down the fuckin' thesaurus  and honed his schtick to one-liners that spun up 50+ page rage threads. duder understood timing and restraint at long last.

:bow drinky :bow2
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2014, 04:36:47 PM
i remember maf buying a bunch of crap games and having fun with it
Yeah, that was like, every week and still is.  MAF is the only dude I know who has honest taste in games.

the crap game shit is actually hilarious and pleasantly sincere in its coarseness, which is why giant bomb gets it. save the pompous pearl clutching and hyperanalysis of my patented panty patrol gamez for facebook groups
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2014, 04:41:15 PM
also, mid-season drinky was the best drinky, when he put down the fuckin' thesaurus  and honed his schtick to one-liners that spun up 50+ page rage threads. duder understood timing and restraint at long last.

:bow drinky :bow2

Never forget the megaton thread. Original post just had "believe" in it if I recall...
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Steve Contra on January 24, 2014, 04:43:28 PM
also, mid-season drinky was the best drinky, when he put down the fuckin' thesaurus  and honed his schtick to one-liners that spun up 50+ page rage threads. duder understood timing and restraint at long last.

:bow drinky :bow2

Never forget the megaton thread. Original post just had "believe" in it if I recall...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48076 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48076)

So good
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2014, 04:45:28 PM
also, mid-season drinky was the best drinky, when he put down the fuckin' thesaurus  and honed his schtick to one-liners that spun up 50+ page rage threads. duder understood timing and restraint at long last.

:bow drinky :bow2

Never forget the megaton thread. Original post just had "believe" in it if I recall...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48076 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48076)

So good

PEAK EFFICIENCY. devo, some advice in your pursuit of the TERROR OF THE GAFS title: less words gives passive-aggressive geeks more to imagine (ands gives you less investment). more words gives them more to fisk. i'm sure there's a dune quote that sums this up.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2014, 04:51:30 PM
also, mid-season drinky was the best drinky, when he put down the fuckin' thesaurus  and honed his schtick to one-liners that spun up 50+ page rage threads. duder understood timing and restraint at long last.

:bow drinky :bow2

Never forget the megaton thread. Original post just had "believe" in it if I recall...
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48076 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48076)

So good

PEAK EFFICIENCY. devo, some advice in your pursuit of the TERROR OF THE GAFS title: less words gives passive-aggressive geeks more to imagine (ands gives you less investment). more words gives them more to fisk. i'm sure there's a dune quote that sums this up.

Or as the GZA would say, "make it brief son: half short and twice strong."
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2014, 05:38:12 PM
Troll nerds; acquire tears
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 24, 2014, 05:51:11 PM
Troll nerds; acquire tears

THUG LIFE :daps
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 24, 2014, 06:43:15 PM
Whatever happened to drohne?  A good old fashioned Drinky/drohne tag team in a Nintendo thread was a thing of beauty.

Drohne said he wanted to get off the internet.  Looks like he did.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 24, 2014, 07:10:59 PM
Whatever happened to drohne?  A good old fashioned Drinky/drohne tag team in a Nintendo thread was a thing of beauty.

Drohne said he wanted to get off the internet.  Looks like he did.

Good for him.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: chronovore on January 26, 2014, 03:45:03 PM
Troll nerds; acquire tears

I need this on a T-shirt.
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: bud on January 26, 2014, 06:21:43 PM
this was only a few months before i joined this board

it's been almost a decade

i'm still here

kill me
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 26, 2014, 06:26:03 PM
Wait, Willco is a boy?  All this time I thought he was a fat lesbian. 
Title: Re: Hey Crystal, Willco is the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 26, 2014, 08:30:38 PM
Troll nerds; acquire tears

I need this on a T-shirt.

should be on the newsfeed, too