Patel is talked about in tones of reverence by fresh-faced homojappers as they step off the boats
Were the hostesses hot? Also, won't some of them go home with you if you paid enough? I've always thought that's how things work in Asian nightclubs/bars.
Now you'll have to work at a Host bar to fund your Hostess addiction.
Although it seems from media that all Jap guys look like that, few actually do. at least, not in the parts of Tokyo that I visited.
Although it seems from media that all Jap guys look like that, few actually do. at least, not in the parts of Tokyo that I visited.
A lot of guys go for that look, tho.
Probably the most shameful op I've read on this board :lol where is your dignity man? OH GOD.
And upon hearing where you actually were you proceeded to shower the hostess with the contents of your wallet :lol Good thing they don't take credit!
My "oh god, where did my paycheck" go experience happened in Vegas, where a stripper genetically engineered to steal my money ("Part Japanese. Part white. All hot.") convinced my drunk ass to go to the Champagne Room.spoiler (click to show/hide)There is no sex in the Champagne Room. :'([close]
QuoteThe hostess will want to have sex with a black man
oh boy - you will be the easiest target for these establishments ever.
Their job isn't to have sex with you, it's to get you to come back to the bar and spend more and more money.
Having sex with you right away is not part of the trap. Sorry guys.
though I did have a very depressing experience with a Nigerian tout and some really depressed-looking, probably underage Eastern European strippers in Kabukicho.
I now know, however, my superhero weakness: talking dirty to me in Japanese will part me from my money faster than Himumu buys cookies when the Girl Scouts come a-knockin'.
QuoteI've heard that many Japanese women are interested in black men because of their large assets.
yes, for loose japanese women a green card is a big thing.
it's hilariously funny listening to very obvious Nigerian men telling Japanese girls "Yes, i am from New York..." lols.
QuoteSo are there host clubs for fegs there?
yes, there are.
Soaplands are where you go and are given a bath by a buck naked woman (usually an illegal immigrant from the philippines according to the stereotype). She sometimes bathes you by rubbing lotion over her breasts and then rub-rub-rubbing them on your back. She will also rub herself over your body using herself as a sort of sponge.
These places are usually rather skeezy and run by yakuza. One of the previous principals at the technical school I worked at was caught going to one and ended up being demoted to a regular teacher only a couple of years away from retirement.
God bless wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland
oh shit, somebody actually messaged me on my okcupid profile :o saying i'm cute and stuff :o
i'm kinda afraid, because that picture was taken almost a year ago. i've accrued a lot of acne scarring and stuff since then, she may no longer think i'm cute if she met me.
Man, when I think of soaplands now, I imagine tiny asian girls lubing themselves up and using Synbios and Himumu's body as a sort of slip and slide.
so videogames have lied to me? This I cannot believe.
[youtube=425,350]zNxHJRMTEYM[/youtube]
Quoteso videogames have lied to me? This I cannot believe.people seem to have this misconception that hostess bars are the gate way to HOTSEXORING of japanese women.
Man, when I think of soaplands now, I imagine tiny asian girls lubing themselves up and using Synbios and Himumu's body as a sort of slip and slide.
I can see the appeal - I get tingles when a chikka rubs her hard nipples on my ass.the difference is that this is an under-age filipino girl with a yakuza pimp and despite the fact that they've probably had a few STD's, they apparently force you to brush your teeth before the "session". PD's probably getting horny just reading the description.
dang..tokyo's weird.
ichi, when you were getting all homojapual with this girl, what exactly did she make you spend money on? to make her do splits? to just buy overpriced drinks for yourself? or to even buy overpriced drinks for the both of you?
She didn't make me spend money on anything (I was drunk but I was still aware enough to realize hostess bars are scams). The co-worker I was with ordered beers and a bottle of shochu, and that was enough for the bill to reach 10,000 yen for each of us.well that sucks..next time you should really bitch out your coworker.