Author Topic: I got drunk last night and blew all my money at a hostess bar. (Read 14484 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** March 15, 2008, 03:51:34 AM »

Topic title says it all. Fuck. :'( :'( :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2008, 03:55:31 AM »

Did you cum?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2008, 03:58:54 AM »

Hostess bars have nothing to do with prostitution, tee vee cee! Some chick with way too much makeup just sits next to you, chats you up, and makes you waste money on drinks.

NOW I AM COMPLETELY BROKE UNTIL MY NEXT PAYCHECK FUCK MEEEEE

:spitzer

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:00:03 AM »

That's even worse than prostitution. Why would you do that?

bagofeyes · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:02:33 AM »

Next you'll be singing karaoke in a snack

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:02:55 AM »

Because I was drunk off my ass and one of the other teachers dragged me there.

It's weird, the thought going through my mind was "Shit, this is gonna be expensive...I really should leave" but I was so drunk I thought it would be rude to articulate that thought.

Meanwhile, the teacher was sitting next to me, half-dozing, warbling "YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING/EVERYTHING IS YOU" to the hostess.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:03:39 AM »

I think you are officially king of the homojapuals now.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:04:50 AM »

I think Patel frequented Japanese soaplands so he still wins.

Mandark · « **Reply #8 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:05:58 AM »

Part of me is judging Ichi like crazy right now, and another part is giving him bonus points for making an admission that he has to know will get thrown back in his face like a million times on this board.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #9 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:06:31 AM »

Patel is talked about in tones of reverence by fresh-faced homojappers as they step off the boats

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:07:51 AM »

Patel is a legend in our time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:08:12 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on March 15, 2008, 04:06:31 AM

Patel is talked about in tones of reverence by fresh-faced homojappers as they step off the boats

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:11:04 AM »

Were the hostesses hot? Also, won't some of them go home with you if you paid enough? I've always thought that's how things work in Asian nightclubs/bars.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:13:03 AM »

Why didn't you just get a hooker? It probably would have been cheaper, and definitely less shameful.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2008, 04:11:04 AM

Were the hostesses hot? Also, won't some of them go home with you if you paid enough? I've always thought that's how things work in Asian nightclubs/bars.

Hostesses were pretty hot, yes. And I don't know if they'd go home with me, I sure as fuck would never try that. I actually have a sense of morality and ethics.

Unlike some people. :spitzer

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #15 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:13:49 AM »

so videogames have lied to me? This I cannot believe.
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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:21:48 AM »

im pretty generous with tips when drunk too

bagofeyes · « **Reply #17 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:22:29 AM »

How much cash did you actually blow, Ichi?

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:23:39 AM »

10,000 yen. My transportation/food money for the next week.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #19 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:25:09 AM »

I blow just about that much on a regular night of drinking anyways $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:26:01 AM »

This was after the regular drinking, tho...this was in the hostess bar alone.

I'd already blown another 10,000 on the drinking. I mean, I was really blitzed out of my mind drunk.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #21 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:27:24 AM »

Oh, lol. Now you can do the instant ramen seikatsu this week

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:29:22 AM »

I'm probably just gonna go to the supermarket and use a credit card for all my food purchases this week. *sigh*

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #23 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:30:06 AM »

The first time I went to a strip club, some strippers started trying to get my friend and I to buy them drinks. They were really hot although I kinda wanted to wash my hand after shaking hands with one of them. Anyways, I was being polite even as they bug me for drinks but my friend just asked them to go away.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #24 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:30:24 AM »

Now you'll have to work at a Host bar to fund your Hostess addiction.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:31:13 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 15, 2008, 04:30:24 AM

Now you'll have to work at a Host bar to fund your Hostess addiction.

One of my former students works as a host at a host bar. I should call him and ask him to hook me up with a job.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #26 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:31:51 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:32:27 AM »

He looks just like the second guy from the left, except even scrawnier.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #28 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:35:42 AM »

I forgot how feminine those guys look

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:38:27 AM »

Although it seems from media that all Jap guys look like that, few actually do. at least, not in the parts of Tokyo that I visited.

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:41:59 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2008, 04:38:27 AM

Although it seems from media that all Jap guys look like that, few actually do. at least, not in the parts of Tokyo that I visited.

A lot of guys go for that look, tho.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:45:59 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 15, 2008, 04:41:59 AM

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2008, 04:38:27 AM
Although it seems from media that all Jap guys look like that, few actually do. at least, not in the parts of Tokyo that I visited.

A lot of guys go for that look, tho.

Don't general society frown on young people that look like that? Most Japanese people seemed really conservative. I noticed that many of them seemed kinda embarassed to be smoking in public.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:38:49 AM »

Let's just say that most of the kids I teach who look like that are at the low-level technical school I teach at (one of the worst schools in the prefecture, supposedly), and they're all juvenile delinquents who steal bicycles and shit.

Akala · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:03:54 AM »

That sucks Ichi.

Buy a drink, let's talk about it.

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What did you talk about?

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bagofeyes · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:05:36 AM »

Gundam?

I saw some cool looking Gundam game tonight at an arcade where you sat in your own pod thing and it had like 8 or 10 people fighting each other

Barry Egan · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:13:17 AM »

Probably the most shameful op I've read on this board

where is your dignity man? OH GOD.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:48:37 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 15, 2008, 11:13:17 AM

Probably the most shameful op I've read on this board where is your dignity man? OH GOD.

Whatever, dude. I didn't even know it was a hostess bar till after I was sitting down and drinking a beer.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #37 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:00:35 PM »

And upon hearing where you actually were you proceeded to shower the hostess with the contents of your wallet

Good thing they don't take credit!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:21:03 PM »

Therapist

Maybe you'll work through those crippling trauma's from childhood. Even if that's a bit far fetched, at least you'll have a brief reprieve from your day to day loneliness.

Prostitute

Self-loathing is inevitable, but you get your rocks off!

Japanese Hostess

Pay for your own degradation!

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 15, 2008, 12:00:35 PM

And upon hearing where you actually were you proceeded to shower the hostess with the contents of your wallet Good thing they don't take credit!

No, I was just going to run off without paying the fucking bill (as ridiculously overpriced as it was) and get the cops called on me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2008, 01:22:05 PM »

First thing my co-worker did upon sitting down was order us beers and shochu. Of course, they opened a NEW bottle of shochu. That bottle alone was over 14,000 yen.

Have I mentioned yet I was blitzed out of my mind? I couldn't even walk straight.

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** March 15, 2008, 01:34:29 PM »

I wonder how my co-worker's gonna be next week. I took him back to the station and told him to get a cab to pick him up but he insisted on walking. He wanted to go eat ramen and didn't seem to understand I had no money left. Then we stopped at a Lawson's and they didn't accept Suica which made me so mad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** March 15, 2008, 02:06:14 PM »

You paid a hot chick to drink with you? SMH

I can't wait to go to Japan so I can save Ichi from himself. The hostess will want to have sex with a black man

brawndolicious · « **Reply #43 on:** March 15, 2008, 06:55:38 PM »

wait, they have shame in smoking in public but you walked from bar to hostess bar visibly drunk? isn't being drunk in public illegal?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:23:44 PM »

Anyone have pics of these places, and the chicks? $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:40:22 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #46 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:26:02 PM »

memo to self: do not go to Japan. I'd be out $20k within a week

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #47 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:45:50 PM »

I went to a few Filipino hostess bars with teachers in my day, but never spent more than about $200 in a single evening (note: this is cheap). I never went to a soapland, though I did have a very depressing experience with a Nigerian tout and some really depressed-looking, probably underage Eastern European strippers in Kabukicho.

My "oh god, where did my paycheck" go experience happened in Vegas, where a stripper genetically engineered to steal my money ("Part Japanese. Part white. All hot.") convinced my drunk ass to go to the Champagne Room.

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There is no sex in the Champagne Room. :'(

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #48 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:53:36 PM »

There's no champagne in the Sex Room either :'(

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #49 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:55:53 PM »

I now know, however, my superhero weakness: talking dirty to me in Japanese will part me from my money faster than Himumu buys cookies when the Girl Scouts come a-knockin'.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #50 on:** March 16, 2008, 12:06:56 AM »

Do they actually talk dirty to you? I only went to a strip club once and couldn't stay more than ten minutes. Not my kind of atmosphere. As it happened, I met a very sweet girl shortly afterward and ended up staying at her apartment, first time for me. Maybe I should go to strip clubs and leave immediately more often.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #51 on:** March 16, 2008, 12:10:25 AM »

in most clubs, no, but in Vegas, they're a bit uh chattier. morals are looser in Sin City!

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 16, 2008, 01:12:27 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 15, 2008, 11:45:50 PM

My "oh god, where did my paycheck" go experience happened in Vegas, where a stripper genetically engineered to steal my money ("Part Japanese. Part white. All hot.") convinced my drunk ass to go to the Champagne Room.

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There is no sex in the Champagne Room. :'(
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Ah yes! You were text messaging me that night. You tried to explain that haafu is not a racist term to me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #53 on:** March 16, 2008, 01:37:57 AM »

Text messaging Japanese language factoids while drunk in a champagne room?

Patel is, and always shall be, king of the homojapuals.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** March 16, 2008, 01:47:53 AM »

No this was afterwards, heh.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #55 on:** March 16, 2008, 03:30:00 AM »

oh shit, somebody actually messaged me on my okcupid profile

saying i'm cute and stuff

i'm kinda afraid, because that picture was taken almost a year ago. i've accrued a lot of acne scarring and stuff since then, she may no longer think i'm cute if she met me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:28:24 AM »

Try anyway!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #57 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:32:03 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 15, 2008, 09:55:17 PM

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The hostess will want to have sex with a black man

oh boy - you will be the easiest target for these establishments ever.

Their job isn't to have sex with you, it's to get you to come back to the bar and spend more and more money.

Having sex with you right away is not part of the trap. Sorry guys.

Really? I've heard that many Japanese women are interested in black men because of their large assets.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #58 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:45:52 AM »

I'll let you in on a little secret: Most so-called "black penises" are really just two regular penises tied together with string.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #59 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:47:05 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 15, 2008, 11:45:50 PM

though I did have a very depressing experience with a Nigerian tout and some really depressed-looking, probably underage Eastern European strippers in Kabukicho.

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Author Topic: I got drunk last night and blew all my money at a hostess bar. (Read 14484 times)