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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on March 16, 2008, 07:11:50 PM

Title: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 16, 2008, 07:11:50 PM: Pretty much everyone is going to hell now, even most Christians, according to these new updated Deadly Sins by the Vatican.

http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/fourt14en (http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/fourt14en)

I think they are genuine, this isn't the first site I read about this on.

I can already smell my flesh burning.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2008, 11:54:23 PM: They are genuine. I support stem cell research and birth control/STD prevention so I guess I'm going to hell now.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 16, 2008, 11:56:04 PM: Quote from: Ichi on March 16, 2008, 11:54:23 PM
They are genuine. I support stem cell research and birth control/STD prevention so I guess I'm going to hell now.

Yep, I think I broke most of those rules pretty quickly.

Seriously, what were those crazy conservatives thinking? Conservatives pollute the environment, become really rich, keep the poor people poor, and profess their love for Jesus before lunchtime on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2008, 11:57:46 PM: Luckily, conservatives tend not to be Catholic so they can technically avoid damnation that way.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 16, 2008, 11:58:24 PM: well, there are extremes both ways

some folks will nod their heads and dutifully comply with all that, while others will regard it as a checklist
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: drew on March 16, 2008, 11:59:11 PM: Quote
1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
3. Drug abuse

oh fuck
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: TVC15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM: How is drug abuse a sin?
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Akala on March 17, 2008, 12:30:47 AM: Who are we to question the word of God? :shh
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Candyflip on March 17, 2008, 12:50:35 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?
Lack of temperance
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Ichirou on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 17, 2008, 01:18:58 AM: Quote from: Ichi on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

What about the Tabernacle? or is that just his travel temple.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: TVC15 on March 17, 2008, 01:37:47 AM: Quote from: Ichi on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

Wouldn't that mean that like, fast food is equally sinful?
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Ichirou on March 17, 2008, 01:45:05 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 01:37:47 AM
Quote from: Ichi on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

Wouldn't that mean that like, fast food is equally sinful?

Fast food abuse? Falls under gluttony, nicca.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Mandark on March 17, 2008, 01:46:30 AM: Bible's big. There's gotta be something in there about alcohol abuse that they could have generalized to other recreational drugs.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: TVC15 on March 17, 2008, 03:26:50 AM: Quote from: Mandark on March 17, 2008, 01:46:30 AM
Bible's big. There's gotta be something in there about alcohol abuse that they could have generalized to other recreational drugs.

But if there's anything about alcohol abuse, it's clearly been retconned.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 17, 2008, 03:34:56 AM: jesus liked the wine

anyway, here's PROFESSOR PROLE'S 7 DEADLY SINS

poverty
homelessness
homojapuality
ninthingery
libertarianism
jewry
beatles fandom
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Ichirou on March 17, 2008, 03:36:53 AM: You're guilty of at least a couple of those yourself, Prole.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2008, 03:51:56 AM: Jesus made water into wine so we could get DRUNK
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: brawndolicious on March 17, 2008, 05:39:50 AM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2008, 03:51:56 AM
Jesus made water into wine so we could get DRUNK
which is a sin. but then apparently he sent his little buttbaby to die so your sins are forgiven. even though it was said buttbaby that turned the perfectly sinless water into wine. but then not all christians agree that jesus is a son of god..which means that it's all bullshit anyways.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2008, 06:09:34 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on March 17, 2008, 05:39:50 AM
which is a sin. but then apparently he sent his little buttbaby to die so your sins are forgiven. even though it was said buttbaby that turned the perfectly sinless water into wine. but then not all christians agree that jesus is a son of god..which means that it's all bullshit anyways.
All Christians agree that Jesus is the son of God, otherwise they'd be Jews or Muslims.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: TVC15 on March 17, 2008, 06:13:21 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on March 17, 2008, 05:39:50 AM
but then not all christians agree that jesus is a son of god..which means that it's all bullshit anyways.

I don't think you quite grok christianity. This is the one thing all christians agree on.
Title: Re: Seven Deadly Sins Double.
Post by: drozmight on March 17, 2008, 07:04:32 AM: I can get behind those...