Author Topic: Seven Deadly Sins Double. (Read 1226 times)

Bloodwake · « **on:** March 16, 2008, 07:11:50 PM »

Pretty much everyone is going to hell now, even most Christians, according to these new updated Deadly Sins by the Vatican.

http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/fourt14en

I think they are genuine, this isn't the first site I read about this on.

I can already smell my flesh burning.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:54:23 PM »

They are genuine. I support stem cell research and birth control/STD prevention so I guess I'm going to hell now.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 16, 2008, 11:54:23 PM

They are genuine. I support stem cell research and birth control/STD prevention so I guess I'm going to hell now.

Yep, I think I broke most of those rules pretty quickly.

Seriously, what were those crazy conservatives thinking? Conservatives pollute the environment, become really rich, keep the poor people poor, and profess their love for Jesus before lunchtime on a daily basis.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:57:46 PM »

Luckily, conservatives tend not to be Catholic so they can technically avoid damnation that way.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:58:24 PM »

well, there are extremes both ways

some folks will nod their heads and dutifully comply with all that, while others will regard it as a checklist

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:59:11 PM »

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1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
3. Drug abuse

oh fuck

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM »

How is drug abuse a sin?

Akala · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:30:47 AM »

Who are we to question the word of God?

Candyflip · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2008, 12:50:35 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM

How is drug abuse a sin?

Lack of temperance

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM

How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:18:58 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

What about the Tabernacle? or is that just his travel temple.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:37:47 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

Wouldn't that mean that like, fast food is equally sinful?

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:45:05 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 01:37:47 AM

Quote from: Ichi on March 17, 2008, 01:16:34 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 17, 2008, 12:28:26 AM
How is drug abuse a sin?

The body is God's temple.

Wouldn't that mean that like, fast food is equally sinful?

Fast food abuse? Falls under gluttony, nicca.

Mandark · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:46:30 AM »

Bible's big. There's gotta be something in there about alcohol abuse that they could have generalized to other recreational drugs.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:26:50 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 17, 2008, 01:46:30 AM

Bible's big. There's gotta be something in there about alcohol abuse that they could have generalized to other recreational drugs.

But if there's anything about alcohol abuse, it's clearly been retconned.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:34:56 AM »

jesus liked the wine

anyway, here's PROFESSOR PROLE'S 7 DEADLY SINS

poverty
homelessness
homojapuality
ninthingery
libertarianism
jewry
beatles fandom

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:36:53 AM »

You're guilty of at least a couple of those yourself, Prole.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2008, 03:51:56 AM »

Jesus made water into wine so we could get DRUNK

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:39:50 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2008, 03:51:56 AM

Jesus made water into wine so we could get DRUNK

which is a sin. but then apparently he sent his little buttbaby to die so your sins are forgiven. even though it was said buttbaby that turned the perfectly sinless water into wine. but then not all christians agree that jesus is a son of god..which means that it's all bullshit anyways.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2008, 06:09:34 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 17, 2008, 05:39:50 AM

which is a sin. but then apparently he sent his little buttbaby to die so your sins are forgiven. even though it was said buttbaby that turned the perfectly sinless water into wine. but then not all christians agree that jesus is a son of god..which means that it's all bullshit anyways.

All Christians agree that Jesus is the son of God, otherwise they'd be Jews or Muslims.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2008, 06:13:21 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 17, 2008, 05:39:50 AM

but then not all christians agree that jesus is a son of god..which means that it's all bullshit anyways.

I don't think you quite grok christianity. This is the one thing all christians agree on.

drozmight · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:04:32 AM »

I can get behind those...

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Author Topic: Seven Deadly Sins Double. (Read 1226 times)