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Title: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 01:46:52 AM: i had 4 glasses of wine and i can type but i cant walk :usacry

fuck oj mayo and pacc 10 hypes
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2008, 01:48:44 AM: drink more!!!!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 01:49:18 AM: one mcdonalds glass of wine 3 shots
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Post by: demi on March 21, 2008, 01:51:26 AM: loser
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 01:51:56 AM: i brought a mcdonals cup i didn't want to use their cups
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2008, 01:53:15 AM: don't be a black stallion, pd
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 01:55:04 AM: i cant fell my foot and my head hjurts i'm going to bed WTF
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Post by: Rman on March 21, 2008, 01:56:23 AM: Is this your first time being drunk? Four glasses of wine ain't nothing, PD.
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Post by: Rman on March 21, 2008, 01:57:23 AM: Also never drink wine from a PAPER CUP.

smh
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Post by: demi on March 21, 2008, 01:57:35 AM: loser
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 01:58:45 AM: plastic biggiesize cup

wine wtf
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Post by: y2kev on March 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM: so how big was the box
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Post by: demi on March 21, 2008, 02:00:12 AM: most useless poster next to himuro
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 21, 2008, 02:00:28 AM: Quote from: Rman on March 21, 2008, 01:57:23 AM
Also never drink wine from a PAPER CUP.

smh

Not just a paper cup, but a McDonalds cup. That should be added to the "Filthy Poor" checklist. :-\
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 02:01:14 AM: four was TOO MUCH and i had garlic
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2008, 02:01:29 AM: Quote from: y2kev on March 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM
so how big was the box
:rofl :rofl
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 02:03:12 AM: i chomped the garlic
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 21, 2008, 02:08:53 AM: Quote from: demi on March 21, 2008, 02:00:12 AM
most useless poster

I actually like Himmy, though.
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Post by: Rman on March 21, 2008, 02:12:41 AM: Wine doesn't mess me up that bad. Beer for some reason hits me harder.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 AM: eat some bread
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 21, 2008, 02:18:13 AM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 AM
eat some bread

Nah, it's time to start drinking some beer. Might as well do a couple shots, too, build up your tolerance level.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: y2kev on March 21, 2008, 02:18:37 AM: hangovers are caused by dehydration, so i imagine the only way to avoid that is to drink lots of water...
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2008, 02:27:25 AM: dehydration is a big reason, but there are other factors in a hangover

impurities in the alcohol, nitrates/sulfites in wine, etc.

i can drink good vodka and not have a hangover, but let me cheap out on mr. boston and my head is screaming the next day
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Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2008, 02:28:02 AM: PD, has Cheebs ever tried to hit on you when you've both been out drinking?
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Post by: Robo on March 21, 2008, 04:55:21 AM: i, for one, can't wait for the horrible morning HUR I HAS A HANGOVER LOL thread.
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Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 08:49:46 AM: Quote from: dcharlie on March 21, 2008, 01:58:35 AM
Quote
McDonald's has a fucking vodka line in the US dude.

.... on the next plane. ;)

the tag line "made from the same high quality ingredients as our fries" really stalled the take off
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:02:54 AM: i barely SLEPT. now it is 8:45 and i'm tired

at least i don't have schoot to today
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Post by: Rman on March 21, 2008, 10:10:10 AM: Go back to sleep then.
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Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 10:10:14 AM: when the sugars metabolize after a night of drinking it will usually wake you up

so being hung over is exasperated by being tired
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Post by: Himu on March 21, 2008, 10:13:56 AM: This is the first time maurice has gotten drunk

he is now on the right path

it'll take him another year to get a bj
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:16:09 AM: i don't remember but i think i kissed my friends girlfriend
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Post by: lordmaji on March 21, 2008, 10:41:09 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:16:09 AM
i don't remember but i think i kissed my friends girlfriend

oops. :lol
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2008, 10:44:05 AM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on March 21, 2008, 02:27:25 AM
dehydration is a big reason, but there are other factors in a hangover

impurities in the alcohol, nitrates/sulfites in wine, etc.

i can drink good vodka and not have a hangover, but let me cheap out on mr. boston and my head is screaming the next day
same. i made the mistake of getting mccormick vodka (being a cheap ass) last time I got drunk. I felt like ass the next day. never again.... never again.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:16:09 AM
i don't remember but i think i kissed my friends girlfriend
:lol :lol

I love you. Off of 4 glasses? :lol I love you
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2008, 11:02:49 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:02:54 AM
i barely SLEPT. now it is 8:45 and i'm tired

at least i don't have schoot to today

I bet Cheebs fondled you while you were drunk. He took your innocence. :(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:16:59 AM: PhoenixDark0: :(
friend: dude
friend: motherfucker lol
PhoenixDark0: :(
friend: how the fuck does a man
friend: black man
friend: get wasted on 3 wine glasses WTF
friend: ...............
PhoenixDark0: 4
friend: ?
PhoenixDark0: i had 4
friend: DUDE YOU HAD 3
PhoenixDark0: oh
friend: kayla is no stank how'd you do that
PhoenixDark0: wht what
PhoenixDark0: WHAT
friend: she was on you'r lap hahaha
PhoenixDark0: fuck fuck. justin?
PhoenixDark0: omh
friend: lol he was drunk and sleep
friend: you tongued kalya. she was drunk as fuck but wasn't messing around
friend: with anyone BUT YOU wtf
PhoenixDark0: tell me i touched her boobs
friends: nope nope
PhoenixDark: fuck

:'(
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Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM: such moral failings this severe haven't been seen sinse kenneth went to the big city.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2008, 11:24:13 AM: Someone should mail this thread to Maurice's parents. I bet he has to go to Jesus Camp.
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Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:25:27 AM: Quote from: Raoul Duke on March 21, 2008, 11:24:13 AM
Someone should mail this thread to Maurice's parents. I bet he has to go to Jesus Camp.

it's like a concentration camp

but with far less thinking
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Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2008, 11:37:41 AM: Oh geez, you made out with your friend's girl

That's wrong, dude

BROS BEFORE HOS
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:39:20 AM: I would not have done it if I wasn't drunk omg
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Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2008, 11:41:06 AM: Was it your first time french kissing a girl?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:46:07 AM: (http://tinyurl.com/yvhaqq)
on the far left

:'(
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Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2008, 11:46:51 AM: She's fucking hot, dude. You shoulda tried sucking on her nipples.
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Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM: the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd
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Post by: Mupepe on March 21, 2008, 11:57:21 AM: cheaters :'(
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Post by: lordmaji on March 21, 2008, 12:33:39 PM: It's hard for a young black male in this nation of crackaz.

Label PD a fucking outlaw. outlaw. outlawwww.

:P
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Post by: Candyflip on March 21, 2008, 12:43:44 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:46:07 AM
(http://tinyurl.com/yvhaqq)
on the far left

:'(
Which left? Ours? Either way it doesn't matter, they're both hotties.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 21, 2008, 01:05:42 PM: that's a cute girl, and she's the only one smiling in that picture

no one ever smiles in pictures anymore, everyone has to strike some distinguished mentally-challenged tight-lipped pose

shame, pd, shame

:tbslol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 PM: PD will hand in his v-card by the end of the year - hopefully by summer. I can feel it.
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Post by: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 02:23:12 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 21, 2008, 02:21:30 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 PM
PD will hand in his v-card by the end of the year - hopefully by summer. I can feel it.

ILL GET LAID BEFORE HE DOES!

that would be epicly hilarious

we need a thread and banner for this official ultimate virgin-off. loss of virginity-off. fuck-off.

yes, we'll go with fuck-off
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 02:34:14 PM: particle will probably wind up with an STD though
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Post by: lordmaji on March 21, 2008, 02:35:41 PM: PD's a ridah!

I'm laying a few more songs down tonight PD. I'm going to be using Lil Flips "Game Over" instrumental for one. :)

You want to get on it?
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Post by: TVC15 on March 21, 2008, 02:45:13 PM: Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM
the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

I wear argyle ALL THE TIME. Come sit on my lap, PD.
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2008, 11:54:54 PM: Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM
such moral failings this severe haven't been seen sinse kenneth went to the big city.

:lol
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Eric P on March 22, 2008, 12:44:50 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2008, 11:54:54 PM
Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM
such moral failings this severe haven't been seen sinse kenneth went to the big city.

:lol

"i ate a jewish donut"
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 22, 2008, 01:01:46 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 21, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM
the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

I wear argyle ALL THE TIME. Come sit on my lap, PD.

argyle is gross.
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2008, 01:12:20 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:16:59 AM
friend: lol he was drunk and sleep
friend: you tongued kalya. she was drunk as fuck but wasn't messing around
friend: with anyone BUT YOU wtf
PhoenixDark0: tell me i touched her boobs
friends: nope nope
PhoenixDark: fuck
:'(
I like how even your friend is surprised by his girlfriend's lack of taste :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on March 22, 2008, 01:39:26 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 22, 2008, 01:01:46 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 21, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM
the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

I wear argyle ALL THE TIME. Come sit on my lap, PD.

argyle is gross.

And this means nothing coming from a philistine with limited taste. Golf clothes are basically where fashion peaked. Go buy more books!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2008, 03:42:32 AM: this shit is so fucking stupid
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Post by: Himu on March 23, 2008, 04:10:01 AM: What a dumbass. Hay guys I got drunk off of 4 glasses of wine!

::)

Fucking pussy ass prick.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2008, 04:27:59 AM: himu and Cajole are angry tonight. :'(
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2008, 04:31:10 AM: himu is a fucking angry black man
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2008, 01:57:27 PM: from last night..

PhoenixDark0: hey...
friend's gf: lol
friend's gf: 1) i was drunk 2) you were drunk 3)
friend's gf: 3) justin was drunk and doesn't need to kno...
PhoenixDark0: i don't even remember
friend's gf: lol i do
friend's gf: *shh* it wasn't bad
PhoenixDark0: :(
PhoenixDark0: ok i'd rather forget it again
friend's gf: sure?
PhoenixDark0: so do you have work tomorrow
friend's gf: on easter? lol horrible convo switch btw
PhoenixDark0: ...
friend's gf: i'm not going to tell. stop worrying reese :)
PhoenixDark0: lol i'm gonna go read
friend's gf: :)
friend's gf: i'll be on later if you come back

:-\ :-\
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Post by: lordmaji on March 23, 2008, 02:00:45 PM: Hey PD, do you ever check your pm's man?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on March 23, 2008, 02:01:13 PM: I think it's pretty clear that this girl wants you.
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Post by: lordmaji on March 23, 2008, 02:05:44 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2008, 01:57:27 PM
from last night..

PhoenixDark0: hey...
friend's gf: lol
friend's gf: 1) i was drunk 2) you were drunk 3)
friend's gf: 3) justin was drunk and doesn't need to kno...
PhoenixDark0: i don't even remember
friend's gf: lol i do
friend's gf: *shh* it wasn't bad
PhoenixDark0: :(
PhoenixDark0: ok i'd rather forget it again
friend's gf: sure?
PhoenixDark0: so do you have work tomorrow
friend's gf: on easter? lol horrible convo switch btw
PhoenixDark0: ...
friend's gf: i'm not going to tell. stop worrying reese :)
PhoenixDark0: lol i'm gonna go read
friend's gf: :)
friend's gf: i'll be on later if you come back

:-\ :-\

btw. you are doing the right thing. She needs to either break up w/ him, or leave you be about it. It's not a good situation to be in man. Especially if her bf is a good friend of yours. Bro's befores hoes. :P
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2008, 02:08:05 PM: Quote from: lordmaji on March 23, 2008, 02:00:45 PM
Hey PD, do you ever check your pm's man?

I saw it! I will get on later today no doubt
Title: Re: I AM DRUNK
Post by: lordmaji on March 23, 2008, 02:13:51 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2008, 02:08:05 PM
Quote from: lordmaji on March 23, 2008, 02:00:45 PM
Hey PD, do you ever check your pm's man?

I saw it! I will get on later today no doubt

:( I miss my friend.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 23, 2008, 08:56:37 PM: She wants to get with you. Also, your friends call you Reese? Like Kyle Reese from Terminator, cool. :D
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Post by: Himu on March 24, 2008, 12:20:31 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on March 23, 2008, 02:01:13 PM
I think it's pretty clear that this girl wants you.

this
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 24, 2008, 04:10:55 PM: Quote from: Ichi on March 23, 2008, 08:56:37 PM
She wants to get with you. Also, your friends call you Reese? Like Kyle Reese from Terminator, cool. :D

That means she's your Sarah Connor cause kissing is where babies come from. You're going to die soon PD, sorry. :(
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Post by: Raban on March 24, 2008, 05:19:38 PM: (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/yvhaqq.jpg)

???