Author Topic: I AM DRUNK (Read 6360 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** March 21, 2008, 01:46:52 AM »

i had 4 glasses of wine and i can type but i cant walk

fuck oj mayo and pacc 10 hypes

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:48:44 AM »

drink more!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:49:18 AM »

one mcdonalds glass of wine 3 shots

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:51:26 AM »

loser

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:51:56 AM »

i brought a mcdonals cup i didn't want to use their cups

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:53:15 AM »

don't be a black stallion, pd

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:55:04 AM »

i cant fell my foot and my head hjurts i'm going to bed WTF

Rman · « **Reply #7 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:56:23 AM »

Is this your first time being drunk? Four glasses of wine ain't nothing, PD.

Rman · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:57:23 AM »

Also never drink wine from a PAPER CUP.

smh

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:57:35 AM »

loser

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:58:45 AM »

plastic biggiesize cup

wine wtf

y2kev · « **Reply #11 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM »

so how big was the box

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:00:12 AM »

most useless poster next to himuro

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:00:28 AM »

Quote from: Rman on March 21, 2008, 01:57:23 AM

Also never drink wine from a PAPER CUP.

smh

Not just a paper cup, but a McDonalds cup. That should be added to the "Filthy Poor" checklist. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:01:14 AM »

four was TOO MUCH and i had garlic

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:01:29 AM »

Quote from: y2kev on March 21, 2008, 01:59:13 AM

so how big was the box

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:03:12 AM »

i chomped the garlic

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:08:53 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 21, 2008, 02:00:12 AM

most useless poster

I actually like Himmy, though.

Rman · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:12:41 AM »

Wine doesn't mess me up that bad. Beer for some reason hits me harder.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 AM »

eat some bread

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 AM

eat some bread

Nah, it's time to start drinking some beer. Might as well do a couple shots, too, build up your tolerance level.

y2kev · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:18:37 AM »

hangovers are caused by dehydration, so i imagine the only way to avoid that is to drink lots of water...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:27:25 AM »

dehydration is a big reason, but there are other factors in a hangover

impurities in the alcohol, nitrates/sulfites in wine, etc.

i can drink good vodka and not have a hangover, but let me cheap out on mr. boston and my head is screaming the next day

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:28:02 AM »

PD, has Cheebs ever tried to hit on you when you've both been out drinking?

Robo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2008, 04:55:21 AM »

i, for one, can't wait for the horrible morning HUR I HAS A HANGOVER LOL thread.

Eric P · « **Reply #25 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:49:46 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on March 21, 2008, 01:58:35 AM

Quote
McDonald's has a fucking vodka line in the US dude.

.... on the next plane.

the tag line "made from the same high quality ingredients as our fries" really stalled the take off

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:02:54 AM »

i barely SLEPT. now it is 8:45 and i'm tired

at least i don't have schoot to today

Rman · « **Reply #27 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:10:10 AM »

Go back to sleep then.

Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:10:14 AM »

when the sugars metabolize after a night of drinking it will usually wake you up

so being hung over is exasperated by being tired

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:13:56 AM »

This is the first time maurice has gotten drunk

he is now on the right path

it'll take him another year to get a bj

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:16:09 AM »

i don't remember but i think i kissed my friends girlfriend

lordmaji · « **Reply #31 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:41:09 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:16:09 AM

i don't remember but i think i kissed my friends girlfriend

oops.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** March 21, 2008, 10:44:05 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on March 21, 2008, 02:27:25 AM

dehydration is a big reason, but there are other factors in a hangover

impurities in the alcohol, nitrates/sulfites in wine, etc.

i can drink good vodka and not have a hangover, but let me cheap out on mr. boston and my head is screaming the next day

same. i made the mistake of getting mccormick vodka (being a cheap ass) last time I got drunk. I felt like ass the next day. never again.... never again.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:16:09 AM

i don't remember but i think i kissed my friends girlfriend

I love you. Off of 4 glasses?

I love you

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:02:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 10:02:54 AM

i barely SLEPT. now it is 8:45 and i'm tired

at least i don't have schoot to today

I bet Cheebs fondled you while you were drunk. He took your innocence.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:16:59 AM »

PhoenixDark0:

friend: dude
friend: motherfucker lol
PhoenixDark0:

friend: how the fuck does a man
friend: black man
friend: get wasted on 3 wine glasses WTF
friend: ...............
PhoenixDark0: 4
friend: ?
PhoenixDark0: i had 4
friend: DUDE YOU HAD 3
PhoenixDark0: oh
friend: kayla is no stank how'd you do that
PhoenixDark0: wht what
PhoenixDark0: WHAT
friend: she was on you'r lap hahaha
PhoenixDark0: fuck fuck. justin?
PhoenixDark0: omh
friend: lol he was drunk and sleep
friend: you tongued kalya. she was drunk as fuck but wasn't messing around
friend: with anyone BUT YOU wtf
PhoenixDark0: tell me i touched her boobs
friends: nope nope
PhoenixDark: fuck

:'(

Eric P · « **Reply #35 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM »

such moral failings this severe haven't been seen sinse kenneth went to the big city.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:24:13 AM »

Someone should mail this thread to Maurice's parents. I bet he has to go to Jesus Camp.

Eric P · « **Reply #37 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:25:27 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on March 21, 2008, 11:24:13 AM

Someone should mail this thread to Maurice's parents. I bet he has to go to Jesus Camp.

it's like a concentration camp

but with far less thinking

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:37:41 AM »

Oh geez, you made out with your friend's girl

That's wrong, dude

BROS BEFORE HOS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:39:20 AM »

I would not have done it if I wasn't drunk omg

Ichirou · « **Reply #40 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:41:06 AM »

Was it your first time french kissing a girl?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:46:07 AM »

on the far left

:'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #42 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:46:51 AM »

She's fucking hot, dude. You shoulda tried sucking on her nipples.

Eric P · « **Reply #43 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM »

the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:57:21 AM »

cheaters :'(

lordmaji · « **Reply #45 on:** March 21, 2008, 12:33:39 PM »

It's hard for a young black male in this nation of crackaz.

Label PD a fucking outlaw. outlaw. outlawwww.

Candyflip · « **Reply #46 on:** March 21, 2008, 12:43:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:46:07 AM

(Image removed from quote.)
on the far left

:'(

Which left? Ours? Either way it doesn't matter, they're both hotties.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #47 on:** March 21, 2008, 01:05:42 PM »

that's a cute girl, and she's the only one smiling in that picture

no one ever smiles in pictures anymore, everyone has to strike some distinguished mentally-challenged tight-lipped pose

shame, pd, shame

:tbslol

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 PM »

PD will hand in his v-card by the end of the year - hopefully by summer. I can feel it.

Eric P · « **Reply #49 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:23:12 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on March 21, 2008, 02:21:30 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 21, 2008, 02:16:54 PM
PD will hand in his v-card by the end of the year - hopefully by summer. I can feel it.

ILL GET LAID BEFORE HE DOES!

that would be epicly hilarious

we need a thread and banner for this official ultimate virgin-off. loss of virginity-off. fuck-off.

yes, we'll go with fuck-off

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:34:14 PM »

particle will probably wind up with an STD though

lordmaji · « **Reply #51 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:35:41 PM »

PD's a ridah!

I'm laying a few more songs down tonight PD. I'm going to be using Lil Flips "Game Over" instrumental for one.

You want to get on it?

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** March 21, 2008, 02:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM

the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

I wear argyle ALL THE TIME. Come sit on my lap, PD.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #53 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:54:54 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM

such moral failings this severe haven't been seen sinse kenneth went to the big city.

Eric P · « **Reply #54 on:** March 22, 2008, 12:44:50 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2008, 11:54:54 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM
such moral failings this severe haven't been seen sinse kenneth went to the big city.

"i ate a jewish donut"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #55 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:01:46 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 21, 2008, 02:45:13 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM
the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

I wear argyle ALL THE TIME. Come sit on my lap, PD.

argyle is gross.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #56 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:12:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2008, 11:16:59 AM

friend: lol he was drunk and sleep
friend: you tongued kalya. she was drunk as fuck but wasn't messing around
friend: with anyone BUT YOU wtf
PhoenixDark0: tell me i touched her boobs
friends: nope nope
PhoenixDark: fuck
:'(

I like how even your friend is surprised by his girlfriend's lack of taste

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** March 22, 2008, 01:39:26 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 22, 2008, 01:01:46 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on March 21, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
Quote from: Eric P on March 21, 2008, 11:52:10 AM
the dude in the argyle?

well whatever floats your boat, pd

I wear argyle ALL THE TIME. Come sit on my lap, PD.

argyle is gross.

And this means nothing coming from a philistine with limited taste. Golf clothes are basically where fashion peaked. Go buy more books!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** March 23, 2008, 03:42:32 AM »

this shit is so fucking stupid

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** March 23, 2008, 04:10:01 AM »

What a dumbass. Hay guys I got drunk off of 4 glasses of wine!

Fucking pussy ass prick.

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Author Topic: I AM DRUNK (Read 6360 times)