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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 03:12:01 PM

Title: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 03:12:01 PM: :yuck
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 03:13:02 PM: It was pretty disgusting. I should sue Coffeemate. Someone get me a lawyer.
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: brawndolicious on November 03, 2006, 03:31:19 PM: So how's your Friday?
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: anthonyOA on November 03, 2006, 03:35:47 PM: revrnd. al sharpton would have a damned field day with that evidence. :(

and always check your local "deli" for a health and safety certificate. if not in certificate form then in check his pockets for a badge of some sort. you could tell him to reach for it himself.... but the frisking is part of the fun. :-*
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: Bacon on November 03, 2006, 03:40:23 PM: I've never seen a cockroach IRL.
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: anthonyOA on November 03, 2006, 03:43:11 PM: you havent seen one irl?

you need to live mang.

although i find that a little weird saying that to a man who openly displays his penis to school girls. :-* :-[
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 03:58:42 PM: Quote from: anthonyOA on November 03, 2006, 03:43:11 PM
although i find that a little weird saying that to a man who openly displays his penis to school girls. :-* :-[

and anyone else on the internet.
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: Bacon on November 03, 2006, 04:05:27 PM: :-[
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 04:27:51 PM: I went to the cafeteria a little earlier today, poured myself a big 'ol bowl of Portugese Chowder, started shaking some red pepper into it... and the fucking lid came off the red pepper, making a pile of red pepper where my soup used to be. I started looking around for the OAer/EBer that was fucking with me!
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 05:00:55 PM: That's what you get for putting a cockroach in my creamer!
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 05:04:23 PM: Next time I'll just skip the middleman and spunk directly into your coffee.
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 03, 2006, 05:13:35 PM: When I lived in AZ my house was always besieged by roaches as big as volkswagons
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2006, 05:17:04 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 05:04:23 PM
Next time I'll just skip the middleman and spunk directly into your coffee.

I'm trying to think what's worse - cockroaches or gentlemen's relish.
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2006, 05:17:34 PM: can't avoid those little fuckers in Texas.

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Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 05:36:15 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 03, 2006, 05:17:04 PM
I'm trying to think what's worse - cockroaches or gentlemen's relish.

Oh, I've got the better flavour, mos def
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: morphix on November 03, 2006, 05:40:03 PM: willco scored a free roach, like the prize in a box of cracker jacks!
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 03, 2006, 05:54:40 PM: So...what kind of brew was it?
Title: Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
Post by: bagofeyes on November 03, 2006, 08:11:38 PM: How did it die?