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The Fake Shemp

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I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« on: November 03, 2006, 03:12:01 PM »
 :yuck
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2006, 03:13:02 PM »
It was pretty disgusting.  I should sue Coffeemate.  Someone get me a lawyer.
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brawndolicious

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2006, 03:31:19 PM »
So how's your Friday?
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anthonyOA

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2006, 03:35:47 PM »
revrnd. al sharpton would have a damned field day with that evidence.  :(

and always check your local "deli" for a health and safety certificate. if not in certificate form then in check his pockets for a badge of some sort. you could tell him to reach for it himself.... but the frisking is part of the fun.  :-*
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Bacon

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2006, 03:40:23 PM »
I've never seen a cockroach IRL.
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anthonyOA

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2006, 03:43:11 PM »
you havent seen one irl?

you need to live mang.

although i find that a little weird saying that to a man who openly displays his penis to school girls.  :-* :-[
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2006, 03:58:42 PM »
Quote from: anthonyOA on November 03, 2006, 03:43:11 PM
although i find that a little weird saying that to a man who openly displays his penis to school girls.  :-* :-[


and anyone else on the internet.
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Bacon

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2006, 04:05:27 PM »
 :-[
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2006, 04:27:51 PM »
I went to the cafeteria a little earlier today, poured myself a big 'ol bowl of Portugese Chowder, started shaking some red pepper into it... and the fucking lid came off the red pepper, making a pile of red pepper where my soup used to be. I started looking around for the OAer/EBer that was fucking with me!
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2006, 05:00:55 PM »
That's what you get for putting a cockroach in my creamer!
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2006, 05:04:23 PM »
Next time I'll just skip the middleman and spunk directly into your coffee.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2006, 05:13:35 PM »
When I lived in AZ my house was always besieged by roaches as big as volkswagons
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2006, 05:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 03, 2006, 05:04:23 PM
Next time I'll just skip the middleman and spunk directly into your coffee.

I'm trying to think what's worse - cockroaches or gentlemen's relish.
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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2006, 05:17:34 PM »
can't avoid those little fuckers in Texas.

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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2006, 05:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Willco on November 03, 2006, 05:17:04 PM
I'm trying to think what's worse - cockroaches or gentlemen's relish.


Oh, I've got the better flavour, mos def
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morphix

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2006, 05:40:03 PM »
willco scored a free roach, like the prize in a box of cracker jacks!
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BUN

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer...
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2006, 05:54:40 PM »
So...what kind of brew was it?
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bagofeyes

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Re: I just made coffee and a dead cockroach poured out of the powdered creamer..
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2006, 08:11:38 PM »
How did it die?
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