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Title: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 07:32:33 PM: SHOOT ME PLEASE. At least this gives me an opportunity to have a second teenagerhood where I can yell YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD. Hmmm, I'm going to start practicing now. This also gives me a good excuse to start doing drugs again, since I can like, be all alienated and shit.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 07:36:24 PM: No. I stand to gain nothing from this union, so I am against it.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 31, 2008, 07:40:32 PM: How often will you interact with him anyway? Really.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 07:42:13 PM: Shut the fuck up Cajole, you;re not my dad. ANd what the fuck is that franknstein monster in ParticleReality's avatar? It is like PD and Cajole did it.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 31, 2008, 07:44:44 PM: I may not be your dad, but you're going to have to accept it!!
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2008, 07:46:14 PM: Hire a hooker to seduce him and take pictures, and then show them to your mom. That's what Veronica Mars would do.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:48:49 PM: Is he a fatty?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 07:49:25 PM: If she gets to let someone that's not my dead dad fuck her, I think it's only natural that I should be able to change my name to something without her guilt tripping me about it being my dad's last name.

Quote from: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
Is he a fatty?

No :(
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 31, 2008, 07:50:06 PM: Is your mom a MILF?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:51:11 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 07:49:25 PM

Quote from: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
Is he a fatty?

No :(

Well fuck that guy, then
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 07:51:33 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 31, 2008, 07:50:06 PM
Is your mom a MILF?

No she is like 62.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 31, 2008, 07:52:29 PM: :-\

Why would anyone over 60 need to get remarried?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2008, 07:52:58 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 31, 2008, 07:50:06 PM
Is your mom a MILF?

Is he a DILF?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 07:53:58 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 31, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
:-\

Why would anyone over 60 need to get remarried?

this is why I need the drugs to understand
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2008, 07:54:39 PM: Quote from: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 07:49:25 PM

Quote from: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
Is he a fatty?

No :(

Well fuck that guy, then

That's what she said.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: demi on March 31, 2008, 08:04:43 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2008, 07:54:39 PM
Quote from: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 07:49:25 PM

Quote from: demi on March 31, 2008, 07:48:49 PM
Is he a fatty?

No :(

Well fuck that guy, then

That's what she said.

I guess this means I get you then
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 31, 2008, 08:09:27 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 31, 2008, 08:00:49 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
ANd what the fuck is that franknstein monster in ParticleReality's avatar? It is like PD and Cajole did it.

PD, Cajole and Sp0rk's chin had a threesome, and then this beautiful creature came out of Sp0rks vagina chin 9 months later.

His name is Ph0enix Juice

Jesus, you have me combined with PD and sp0rsk? I am embarrassed.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 08:12:16 PM: Is he attractive? I mean, can you at least see why your mom digs him? How long has she known him?

This is so cool TVC, I'm happy for you. Bastard no more! ^o^
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 08:21:49 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 08:12:16 PM
Is he attractive? I mean, can you at least see why your mom digs him? How long has she known him?

I don't know, he's in his 50s. I guess he's hot for being ancient or something. They've been dating for like 2 years.

Quote
This is so cool TVC, I'm happy for you. Bastard no more! ^o^

Fuck you, PD! I am looking for new cool things to change my name to as we speak.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 08:26:42 PM: Why change your name? I'm assuming she's gonna take his name anyway right

Oh TVC can I come to the wedding please? You ARE going correct? :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 08:32:26 PM: I'm thinking Morrissey for a last name. That works, right?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: demi on March 31, 2008, 08:34:05 PM: Aquinas
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 08:36:38 PM: But TVC I am confused. Say your last name is...Bonners. Lets pretend your mom's name is Linda Bonners, and she marries a man named Tyrion Lannister. Your mom's last name becomes Lannister - hence, Linda Lannister. But you remain TVC Bonners regardless. Am I wrong?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 31, 2008, 08:36:46 PM: (http://i29.tinypic.com/2vuh6yp.jpg)

roffles
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 08:37:07 PM: How about Serpico Morrissey? Does that sound acceptable?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
But TVC I am confused. Say your last name is...Bonners. Lets pretend your mom's name is Linda Bonners, and she marries a man named Tyrion Lannister. Your mom's last name becomes Lannister - hence, Linda Lannister. But you remain TVC Bonners regardless. Am I wrong?

That is how it work. But as a man, I am stuck with the shitty name I was born with, without opportunity to change it for an accepted reason. So basically, if my mom gets to dishonor my father by cuckolding him, I should also get to dishonor my father by picking a new, cooler name for myself. QUID PRO QUO!
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2008, 08:43:37 PM: Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on March 31, 2008, 08:30:09 PM
If my mom would've married my dad, my last name would be Rambow.

You still get to be Son of Rambow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_Rambow), though. That's pretty cool.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2008, 08:55:12 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 08:37:07 PM
How about Serpico Morrissey? Does that sound acceptable?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 08:36:38 PM
But TVC I am confused. Say your last name is...Bonners. Lets pretend your mom's name is Linda Bonners, and she marries a man named Tyrion Lannister. Your mom's last name becomes Lannister - hence, Linda Lannister. But you remain TVC Bonners regardless. Am I wrong?

That is how it work. But as a man, I am stuck with the shitty name I was born with, without opportunity to change it for an accepted reason. So basically, if my mom gets to dishonor my father by cuckolding him, I should also get to dishonor my father by picking a new, cooler name for myself. QUID PRO QUO!

Why not just be the man-bride in a gay wedding, and take my last name. No homo.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 08:56:56 PM: Did Arvie just propose to me?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2008, 08:58:38 PM: no homo.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Actually my last name sucks. You wouldn't want it.
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Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: xnikki118x on March 31, 2008, 09:01:29 PM: You could take your wife's last name when you marry.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 09:05:07 PM: Okay, so from now on, I want to be known as Serpico Morrissey. Serpico Bysshe Morrissey.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 31, 2008, 09:06:06 PM: Quote from: xnikki118x on March 31, 2008, 09:01:29 PM
You could take your wife's last name when you marry.

arvie already said he had a lousy last name
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2008, 09:40:50 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on March 31, 2008, 09:10:25 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 31, 2008, 08:09:27 PM
Jesus, you have me combined with PD and sp0rsk? I am embarrassed.

It was going to be you, PD, and WhiteACID but Sp0rsk's chin was already taking up like half my hard drive, so I just used what I had already on my PC.

I don't think The Chin is adequately represented. It needs to take up at least half the picture.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 09:59:36 PM: Is this guy a loser, or well off? Your mom is old too...

Just think if they have a kid
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 10:11:39 PM: My mom is 62, PD. I don't think she's been capable of having children for a while.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 10:16:10 PM: Mariam was like 100 when she had Abraham's child, so anything is possible imo
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 10:21:01 PM: This isn't Lord of the Rings, PD. This is real.

I also just realized that today is my dad's birthday, too :( DOUBLE DISHONOR. WHY DON'T THEY JUST FUCK ON HIS GRAVE
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 31, 2008, 10:23:35 PM: May I ask how long ago your dad died? My friend lost her dad last year (heart attack). She acts like she's over it but she hasn't :'(
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 31, 2008, 10:28:16 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 10:21:01 PM
This isn't Lord of the Rings, PD. This is real.

I also just realized that today is my dad's birthday, too :( DOUBLE DISHONOR. WHY DON'T THEY JUST FUCK ON HIS GRAVE
They're saving that for the honeymoon.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 10:36:05 PM: your new middle name is "bish"? really?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 10:48:17 PM: Yes, as in famous Romantic drug addict Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 10:53:20 PM: not as in "that swishy manga fucktoy is so totally bish"
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on March 31, 2008, 11:00:24 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on March 31, 2008, 10:53:20 PM
not as in "that swishy manga fucktoy is so totally bish"

Right, "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Bysshe, not "I'm Himumu and I <3 Eerie Queerie" bish.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 31, 2008, 11:08:40 PM: Ozymandius Bysshe > Himumu bishounen > Turok bishopxl
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 31, 2008, 11:11:09 PM: My mom got remarried (her third one!) a couple of years ago. I think, if you're jaded by a childhood past of failed marriages, single parent headaches, therapy and all, it's totally a cynical experience ("Change the channel, I've already seen this episode before!"). My mom is in her 50s and I think it took her 'till this age to really decide what she wants and her marriage is great because of it. I was skeptical, but they have a great relationship and her husband actually makes my mother tolerable.
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Post by: rodi on March 31, 2008, 11:22:41 PM: Lucky number three. At least your parents admitted that their relationship wasn't going to work and decided to end it instead of clinging to old fashioned traditions and stay in a stagnant unhealthy relationship.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 12:04:16 AM: I am trying to work this to my advantage by trying to convince her to have the wedding in Vegas. They haven't set a date yet, and although they don't want a bigass wedding, they do want some sort of ceremony. At the same time, she was surprisingly receptive to Vegas. Since I am neurotic and go insane when confronted by anything outside of my comfort zone, I think Vegas will be a good place to go for my next psychotic break.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 01, 2008, 12:05:42 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 01, 2008, 12:04:16 AM
I am trying to work this to my advantage by trying to convince her to have the wedding in Vegas. They haven't set a date yet, and although they don't want a bigass wedding, they do want some sort of ceremony. At the same time, she was surprisingly receptive to Vegas. Since I am neurotic and go insane when confronted by anything outside of my comfort zone, I think Vegas will be a good place to go for my next psychotic break.
Or you could gamble and fuck whores.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 12:07:36 AM: I dunno. How readily available are drugs in Vegas? I think a well-timed heroin or meth overdose could do wonders for this marriage.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 12:14:11 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on March 31, 2008, 10:21:01 PM
This isn't Lord of the Rings, PD. This is real.

oh my god

well done, good sir.

i have donned a cap solely so that i may tip it towards you.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 01, 2008, 12:17:50 AM: TVC, are there going to be any step-siblings? Maybe you can fuck one of them as revenge.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 01, 2008, 12:19:09 AM: I also worked the marriage to my advantage - then ended up taking me to the Caribbean for Spring Break after I turned 21-years-old.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2008, 12:20:01 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 01, 2008, 12:17:50 AM
TVC, are there going to be any step-siblings? Maybe you can fuck one of them as revenge.

Or better yet, maybe he already has. That would make for an interesting family get together.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2008, 12:20:04 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 01, 2008, 12:17:50 AM
TVC, are there going to be any step-siblings? Maybe you can fuck one of them as revenge.

Lord Byron approves of this plan, Bysshe.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 12:21:14 AM: Jesus christ, there are step-siblings. What the fuck is protocol here? I am 27 years old--I can basically ignore them, right?
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 12:22:45 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 01, 2008, 12:21:14 AM
Jesus christ, there are step-siblings. What the fuck is protocol here? I am 27 years old--I can basically ignore them, right?

yes

but you'll still be saddled with them at holidays

so you may want to at least make a tiny effort
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2008, 12:23:14 AM: How old are they? Don't worry, I'm sure they will ignore you.
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Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 12:24:26 AM: Quote from: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 12:22:45 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 01, 2008, 12:21:14 AM
Jesus christ, there are step-siblings. What the fuck is protocol here? I am 27 years old--I can basically ignore them, right?

yes

but you'll still be saddled with them at holidays

so you may want to at least make a tiny effort

Holidays? There's a reason I moved 2500 miles away from home!

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 01, 2008, 12:23:14 AM
How old are they? Don't worry, I'm sure they will ignore you.

I think I went to high school with one of them, but I do not know how many there are total.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Eric P on April 01, 2008, 12:25:43 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 01, 2008, 12:24:26 AM
I think I went to high school with one of them, but I do not know how many there are total.

oh my fucking god

i couldn't imagine being forced to exist as a familial unit with someone i went to highschool with.

yes, ignore them

if you can't, scorched earth policy. make them want to ignore you.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2008, 12:27:51 AM: You don't even no how many children this guy has let out in the world? You should have a sit down with this man to see if he is right for your mom. Also tell her to get a prenup to protect your inheritance! Don't let his children get what's yours!
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Post by: xnikki118x on April 01, 2008, 12:57:08 AM: I'm sorry about all this. It sucks I'm sure. :(
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 01:04:23 AM: In the end, this is actually good for me because it means my mom won't bug me to call or visit her or anything, which will allow me to continue doing, er, as my personal savior puts it "Do[ing] what thou wilt."
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 01, 2008, 01:08:11 AM: lol, that's delusional thinking. She'll probably call you even more now; to share the happiness.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: TVC15 on April 01, 2008, 01:10:21 AM: It's worked so far. Since she's been dating this dude I have been able to go months between having to call her.
Title: Re: OH GOD my mom is getting remarried
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2008, 10:59:32 AM: what if she calls for advice on how to take it in the pooper :-\