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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2008, 04:57:58 PM

Title: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2008, 04:57:58 PM
Let's get this going.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:03:03 PM
2-9

how 'bout them Braves, Triumph?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:04:00 PM
People are suiciding here. I don't even like baseball at all but even I'm interested in this meltdown. Sports radio is hilarious. I'm used to this during the NFL season  :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2008, 05:08:50 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:07:02 PM
YOU MOTHERFUCKER. 

Your fault for not making the thread!

I'll change it over the course of the season. Maybe I should change it to 2-9, but 0-7 has a better ring to it.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 05:11:56 PM
I'm just glad the Rangers haven't been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet. 5-5, yeeeeah! :bow2
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:18:29 PM
Cabrera isn't even hitting his weight. But the last MLB player to hit Cabera's weight was Ted Williams.  :elephant
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2008, 05:19:33 PM
Joba just called A-Rod a homosexual.

And Tim McCarver said Beckett has a huge dick.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:22:23 PM
Time to get Rob Deer back. At least he could hit .200, unlike Cabrera.  :elephant
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 05:23:41 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 05:18:29 PM
Cabrera isn't even hitting his weight. But the last MLB player to hit Cabera's weight was Ted Williams.  :elephant

$150 Million well spent!  :dur
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:24:27 PM
That's like half a million per pound.  :elephant
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:25:30 PM
They should have signed Jeff Gerstmann. Have you watched him play will sports?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:29:32 PM
FA do you listen to any local sports radio shows?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:35:33 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:32:43 PM
hahahaha Rob Deer.  The early 90's Tigers must've had more strikeouts than any team ever.

Time to get Sparky Anderson back. 

As a Blue Jays fan, I always made sure to watch every game they played against the Tigers in the late 80's and early 90's. I loved Tiger Stadium, Fielder, and all the K's Toronto pitchers would pile up.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:33:25 PM
PD:  I don't listen to any radio program at all.  Is there any that I could get off itunes/winamp or stream online?  I wouldn't mind hearing others suiciding along with me.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/ejankens/valenti3.jpg)
 :lol

http://www.971theticket.com/pages/1182064.php

and WDFN for Stony and Wojo :bow
http://www.wdfn.com/main.html
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Rman on April 12, 2008, 05:38:47 PM
Yay, a baseball thread on EB.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: Rman on April 12, 2008, 05:38:47 PM
Yay, a baseball thread on EB.

If it's like the basketball thread, it will get two posts a week.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Rman on April 12, 2008, 05:43:48 PM
Baseball has a longer season with more ups and downs.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
I need a few bandwagons to jump on to supplement my Tigers frustration.  The D-backs are doing pretty well...

I'm looking for a bandwagon as well, but for the NBA playoffs. I'm leaning towards the Suns
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 05:49:33 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
I need a few bandwagons to jump on to supplement my Tigers frustration.  The D-backs are doing pretty well...

I'm looking for a bandwagon as well, but for the NBA playoffs. I'm leaning towards the Suns
Whom will they face in the first round? I don't like their chances against either the Spurs or the Jazz! Steve Nash is looking like an old man ou there.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:55:29 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 05:49:33 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
I need a few bandwagons to jump on to supplement my Tigers frustration.  The D-backs are doing pretty well...

I'm looking for a bandwagon as well, but for the NBA playoffs. I'm leaning towards the Suns
Whom will they face in the first round? I don't like their chances against either the Spurs or the Jazz! Steve Nash is looking like an old man ou there.

True true true. I think they could pull off an upset but we'll see. If they go out in the first round the Shaq trade will look even worse. This is their year. Shaq was put in a good position of not having to play a full season with them, but next year expect him to be hurt and hobbled up again
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
I need a few bandwagons to jump on to supplement my Tigers frustration.  The D-backs are doing pretty well...

I'm looking for a bandwagon as well, but for the NBA playoffs. I'm leaning towards the Suns

You should get on board with the Mavericks. Nobody expects them to do anything this year, so you'll be like the guy that picked the Giants to win the Superbowl if they win it all. The Jason Kidd experiment, man, it's finally coming together. :rock
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 06:01:44 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
I need a few bandwagons to jump on to supplement my Tigers frustration.  The D-backs are doing pretty well...

I'm looking for a bandwagon as well, but for the NBA playoffs. I'm leaning towards the Suns

You should get on board with the Mavericks. Nobody expects them to do anything this year, so you'll be like the guy that picked the Giants to win the Superbowl if they win it all. The Jason Kidd experiment, man, it's finally coming together. :rock

Clearly you don't know of my Dirk hate, which extends to the Mavs
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 06:06:20 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 06:01:44 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 06:01:08 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 12, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
I need a few bandwagons to jump on to supplement my Tigers frustration.  The D-backs are doing pretty well...

I'm looking for a bandwagon as well, but for the NBA playoffs. I'm leaning towards the Suns

You should get on board with the Mavericks. Nobody expects them to do anything this year, so you'll be like the guy that picked the Giants to win the Superbowl if they win it all. The Jason Kidd experiment, man, it's finally coming together. :rock

Clearly you don't know of my Dirk hate, which extends to the Mavs

Did you see Dirk sink that last second 3-pointer to beat the Jazz the other night? :rock

Oh wait, this is a baseball thread, isn't it?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2008, 06:08:39 PM
Stop shitting up my thread.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 06:11:27 PM
:piss HIMU LEVEL FAIL  :piss2
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2008, 06:12:29 PM
Man, I can't believe Fred Couples didn't make the cut yesterday.  :( 23 cuts in a row, but he is almost 50 so I guess it had to happen eventually.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 12, 2008, 07:06:12 PM
I went to the Nationals-Braves game in D.C. last night. It was a pretty uneventful game, but we had a nice time, and the stadium is really nice. Safeco Field is much better, but Nationals Stadium is a good place to catch a game.

With that said, go M's! Stick it to the Angels again tonight!

edit: Also, I was on the Metro this morning and overheard some stupid teenager whining about how the Seahawks pump in canned noise to Qwest Field, which is the only reason why we beat the Redskins. I really wanted to respond, but I thought better of it.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 12, 2008, 07:09:13 PM
Matt Cain and Dan Haren are kicking total ass for my fantasy team right now. Fueling a massive comeback for me.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2008, 08:43:31 PM
Oh, Detroit has won 2 games? I didn't know that lol; just checked the standings  :ninja
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 12, 2008, 10:02:34 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player
He might even get a few walks this year!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 01:05:39 AM
Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player

We'll see about that. :lol

And Raul Ibanez is carrying my fantasy team. WTF
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2008, 01:59:55 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 10:02:34 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player

He might even get a few walks this year!

Walking is for queers and Saber-Nerds.  Real men hit home runs or strike out swinging at pitches headed towards the on deck circle.

Also, HOW ABOUT THAT JOHAN SANTANA?  lolmets
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 02:11:58 AM
OH MY GOD HE'S HUMAN THE SKY IS FALLING

The guy's WHIP is still under 1.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2008, 02:35:06 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 02:11:58 AM
OH MY GOD HE'S HUMAN THE SKY IS FALLING

The guy's WHIP is still under 1.

Smoltz 2-0 0.84 ERA
Hudson 2-0 2.14 ERA
Johan 1-2 3.05 ERA

lolololololol

Altho, what is sad is that I just realized that between them Hudson and Smoltz have 4 of the Braves' 5 wins.  :-/
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 13, 2008, 02:35:06 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 02:11:58 AM
OH MY GOD HE'S HUMAN THE SKY IS FALLING

The guy's WHIP is still under 1.

Smoltz 2-0 0.84 ERA
Hudson 2-0 2.14 ERA
Johan 1-2 3.05 ERA

lolololololol

Altho, what is sad is that I just realized that between them Hudson and Smoltz have 4 of the Braves' 5 wins.  :-/

Oliver Perez 1-0 0.00 ERA

[bluemax]ERA sucks anyway[/bluemax]
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 11:09:58 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 13, 2008, 01:59:55 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 10:02:34 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player

He might even get a few walks this year!

Walking is for queers and Saber-Nerds.  Real men hit home runs or strike out swinging at pitches headed towards the on deck circle.

Also, HOW ABOUT THAT JOHAN SANTANA?  lolmets


Well i guess i better start Saber-Nerd defense force. Cause i love me some walks


Johan will be fine. Its still april.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 13, 2008, 02:00:51 PM
Go Marlins!  :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
We need that fucking stadium, but it's not suprising that we're getting fucked over it, again...  :'(
[close]
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 13, 2008, 02:03:50 PM
You don't deserve a stadium and you don't deserve a franchise. In fact, all sports franchises should be moved out of Florida. Worst fans ever!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2008, 02:32:33 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 11:09:58 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 13, 2008, 01:59:55 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 10:02:34 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player

He might even get a few walks this year!

Walking is for queers and Saber-Nerds.  Real men hit home runs or strike out swinging at pitches headed towards the on deck circle.

Also, HOW ABOUT THAT JOHAN SANTANA?  lolmets


Well i guess i better start Saber-Nerd defense force. Cause i love me some walks


Johan will be fine. Its still april.

I was speaking in the voice of one Jeffrey Francoeur. 

Also, HOW ABOUT THAT YUNEL ESCOBAR?  You sure do hate that guy for no apparent reason, considering his readily apparent AWESOMENESS.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 13, 2008, 04:35:54 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 13, 2008, 02:03:50 PM
You don't deserve a stadium and you don't deserve a franchise. In fact, all sports franchises should be moved out of Florida. Worst fans ever!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/ferrarimanf355/lewisblayssaysfu0lbkc1.gif)
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 06:16:50 PM
Kelly Johnson>Yunel Escobar
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 06:19:57 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 02:36:51 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 13, 2008, 02:35:06 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 02:11:58 AM
OH MY GOD HE'S HUMAN THE SKY IS FALLING

The guy's WHIP is still under 1.

Smoltz 2-0 0.84 ERA
Hudson 2-0 2.14 ERA
Johan 1-2 3.05 ERA

lolololololol

Altho, what is sad is that I just realized that between them Hudson and Smoltz have 4 of the Braves' 5 wins.  :-/

Oliver Perez 1-0 0.00 ERA

[bluemax]ERA sucks anyway[/bluemax]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

fuck
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 06:16:50 PM
Kelly Johnson>Yunel Escobar

KJ- .706 ops
Yunel- .945 ops

Seems so!  Seriously, your dislike of Escobar has been completely irrational, since day 1 he's produced and continues to do so, as opposed to KJ (who I do like) who is streaky as hell.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 13, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 06:16:50 PM
Kelly Johnson>Yunel Escobar

KJ- .706 ops
Yunel- .945 ops

Seems so!  Seriously, your dislike of Escobar has been completely irrational, since day 1 he's produced and continues to do so, as opposed to KJ (who I do like) who is streaky as hell.


its been what a week and a half? Betcha KJ is in the .900s and Esco is in the .700s by the end of the year Lili is the future at SS but im getting the feeling Wren will deal him either to the White Sox for Javy Vazquez or to the Blue Jays for AJ Burnett at the Trade deadline
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 13, 2008, 09:54:26 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 09:46:34 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 13, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 13, 2008, 06:16:50 PM
Kelly Johnson>Yunel Escobar

KJ- .706 ops
Yunel- .945 ops

Seems so!  Seriously, your dislike of Escobar has been completely irrational, since day 1 he's produced and continues to do so, as opposed to KJ (who I do like) who is streaky as hell.

its been what a week and a half? Betcha KJ is in the .900s and Esco is in the .700s by the end of the year Lili is the future at SS but im getting the feeling Wren will deal him either to the White Sox for Javy Vazquez or to the Blue Jays for AJ Burnett at the Trade deadline

I will take that bet, sir.  Honestly I expect both of them to end up in the .850 neighborhood.  I definitely expect Kelly to improve, but I think that Escobar is far more capable than you give him credit for.  And if I were Wren I would pull the trigger on the Vasquez trade.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 13, 2008, 10:45:15 PM
Anybody watching the Yanks and the Sawx?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2008, 11:09:07 PM
Yes. P-Hug No Future CONFIRMED
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Mupepe on April 14, 2008, 12:01:58 AM
Houston 5, Florida 1

YOUR STATE SUCKS HIMURO
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 14, 2008, 01:22:08 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 14, 2008, 12:01:58 AM
Houston 5, Florida 1

YOUR STATE SUCKS HIMURO
:'(
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 14, 2008, 01:32:32 AM
DICE-K AM GOD.  :-*
 :piss YANKS  :piss2
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2008, 10:15:41 PM
I was listening to the radio and the hosts were arguing that bringing Barry Bonds in might save the Tigers
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 14, 2008, 10:21:36 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 14, 2008, 10:17:00 PM
I'd take Barry.  Fuck chemistry, it's already ruined.
If the Tigers need chemistry, I'm sure he can bring his own special chemistry set with him.  ;)
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 15, 2008, 11:35:17 PM
:bow DAVID WRIGHT :bow2

And Duaner Sanchez is back, bitches! :rock
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Rman on April 16, 2008, 09:54:17 AM
Wow, the Yanks actually beat the Devil Rays two games in a row.  Hell must be freezing over.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 17, 2008, 12:10:02 AM
I fucking wash my hands of this Braves team.  Simply horrible. 

Hopefully we'll at least beat the Mets when we play them.  Petty vengeance is all I have to look forward to this year.

I'm picking the Royals as my secondary team to root for.  At least they're over .500.  GO ROYALS!!!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 17, 2008, 12:13:33 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 17, 2008, 12:10:02 AM
I fucking wash my hands of this Braves team.  Simply horrible. 

Hopefully we'll at least beat the Mets when we play them.  Petty vengeance is all I have to look forward to this year.

I'm picking the Royals as my secondary team to root for.  At least they're over .500.  GO ROYALS!!!

Oh come on, Triumph. I think they'll pull together a respectable season at the very least.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Red Sox-Yankees games
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 17, 2008, 12:45:07 AM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 17, 2008, 12:42:55 AM
Thread needs a new title. 

Done.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: Powerslave on April 17, 2008, 12:48:28 AM
baseball :zzz
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2008, 02:50:28 AM
Just came back from the A's/Mariners game tonight with CrystalGemini.  We waited an hour in line for $1 hot dogs (we ordered five per person!), only to find them barely cooked at mediocre room temperature!  Also, Oakland lost.  What bums.  The only good thing was that they gave out free fleece throws and the Colliseum attracts a crazy unbalanced ratio of attractive, young women to a mish-mash of men in their late 20s to 50s.  I can only guess that the guys are there trying to live vicariously through their favorite team members and the women go there to see the hot baseball players.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2008, 12:05:18 AM
With Duaner Sanchez back and looking pretty damn good, the Mets bullpen is about 125% better. Even if his velocity isn't quite up to pre-injury 2006, his change is still absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 18, 2008, 12:42:39 AM
Do Oakland fans still hate Ichiro? I remember they used to throw batteries at him out in right field...

5-1 M's in the 5th, baby!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2008, 12:43:18 AM
Is Ibanez tearing it up? He's been absolutely awesome for my fantasy team. :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 18, 2008, 12:46:06 AM
Raul is 2 for 3 (two singles) with a run scored tonight.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2008, 12:47:11 AM
RAAUULLLLLLLL

Mets game is going to the bottom of the 13th.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 18, 2008, 12:48:42 AM
Silva has been absolutely phenomenal so far for us. Not like Bedard, who's already on the DL...
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2008, 02:04:58 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on April 18, 2008, 12:42:39 AM
Do Oakland fans still hate Ichiro? I remember they used to throw batteries at him out in right field...

5-1 M's in the 5th, baby!

Yeah, they booed him pretty fierce at the Colliseum.  Which is odd.  Usually star players get that weird, equal mix of cheers and jeers from an away crowd, but Ichiro was booed like he was Barry Bonds.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: Mandark on April 18, 2008, 02:43:30 AM
There isn't a lot of parking at the Nationals new stadium, and it seems like they were using the lack of parking spaces as leverage to make people buy season tickets.  They ran an ad showing someone who had bought single tickets driving around forever, unable to find parking.

That's kind of a dick move and it's probably something only the Redskins could pull off in this area.  But if it makes people use the Metro, I'm all for it.




PS Zach Greinke!  This is his fifth consecutive year as my sleeper pitcher, and finally everything's coming up Milhouse.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2008, 02:48:48 AM
Another guy who's carrying my fantasy team!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2008, 05:21:15 AM
Rockies and Padres in the 21st inning.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 18, 2008, 05:46:58 AM
Rockies win in 22 :( Wanted to see them break the record.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Rman on April 18, 2008, 09:51:33 AM
Manny is ridiculous at the plate this year.  I fear when Ortiz wakes out of his slump.  And Beckett owned us again.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 18, 2008, 11:40:06 AM
Quote from: Rman on April 18, 2008, 09:51:33 AM
Manny is ridiculous at the plate this year.  I fear when Ortiz wakes out of his slump.  And Beckett owned us again.

Manny is pretty awesome, but check out one Larry Jones Jr:

.443 4 HR 14 RBI .478 OBP .689 SLG 1.166 OPS

PLEASE STAY HEALTHY CHIPPER!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Rman on April 18, 2008, 11:45:54 AM
Chipper Jones has been one of my fav players throughout the years.  Always a class act.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 18, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 18, 2008, 11:40:06 AM

PLEASE STAY HEALTHY CHIPPER!

That would be the first time in half a decade.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 18, 2008, 12:38:34 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 18, 2008, 12:12:48 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on April 18, 2008, 11:40:06 AM

PLEASE STAY HEALTHY CHIPPER!

That would be the first time in half a decade.

Meh, up until 2004 he had played in at least 150 games for like 8 or 9 seasons in a row, and managed to play in 137 games in 2004.  2005 started his run of freak ass injuries.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by painfully long Yankees-Red Sox games
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 18, 2008, 01:09:17 PM
Quote from: Mandark on April 18, 2008, 02:43:30 AM
There isn't a lot of parking at the Nationals new stadium, and it seems like they were using the lack of parking spaces as leverage to make people buy season tickets.  They ran an ad showing someone who had bought single tickets driving around forever, unable to find parking.

That's kind of a dick move and it's probably something only the Redskins could pull off in this area.  But if it makes people use the Metro, I'm all for it.

We took the Metro to the Nationals game last Friday night. With the current price of gas, and the traffic problems in the D.C. area, I don't see why anyone would want to drive.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 22, 2008, 02:35:52 AM
I want to have Utley's babies.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 22, 2008, 02:55:10 AM
Distantmantra can't even afford to drive a car anymore?  No wonder he can't pay Ichi back yet. 
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Tigers' 0-7 start
Post by: Ganhyun on April 24, 2008, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 12, 2008, 10:02:34 PM
Quote from: Grecco on April 12, 2008, 09:57:30 PM
Atlanta lit up the Nats.

This is the year Franc takes the next step and becomes a major player
He might even get a few walks this year!

lol, yea. He doesnt like to walk does he?

But I'm so glad that our highers ups were right about Andruw Jones. LOL. Poor Dodgers, stuck with a huge salary player who cant hit anymore apparantly.

Whats he hitting? .176?

(Yea, I know the season's early.)
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by 22 inning epics
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 27, 2008, 05:25:43 PM
Atlolta Braves
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 27, 2008, 06:10:29 PM
I went to the M's game last, and while Bedard looked really good, JJ Putz had a horrible 9th inning. He didn't look comfortable out there on the mound. I wonder if he's still hurt...

As for today's game, Felix is on fire!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2008, 07:48:51 PM
I FOOKING HATE YOU CAJOLEJUICE
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Grecco on April 28, 2008, 03:25:51 AM
Anyone read the lastest bit on Roger Clemens at Rotoworld/

Seems he was a pedo having a "relationship" for 10 years with a country star, that started at age 15.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2008, 06:11:21 AM
Roger Clemens is being dragged through the mud.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 24, 2008, 01:27:36 PM
Adam Dunn already has 250 career home runs, despite hitting below .250 for his career. He's only 28 year old, so he'll probably end up with over 500 homers. It makes me wonder if he'll make the hall of fame. :rofl :rofl

When will Chipper dip below .400? June? July? August?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 01:30:08 PM
Soon. Please, God.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2008, 01:32:05 PM
so how about them tigers
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 01:40:32 PM
I had a dream Willie Randolph was fired.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2008, 01:41:36 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 24, 2008, 01:39:44 PM
Tigers have won more games this week than the Pistons and Redwings combined. 

I should work for Sony.

omfg  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 18, 2008, 10:01:03 AM
Mike Gonzalez is back. Watch out Phillies.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 18, 2008, 04:07:20 PM
It would just be me saying how much the Rays are awesome and how much everyone else are tools because they thought they'd have a loosing season this year.  :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Ganhyun on June 18, 2008, 04:16:27 PM
meh... my Braves doing horrible on the road this year.

I've been watching the CWS mainly. My GA Bulldogs waiting to see who they play again out of Miami and Standford.

Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 18, 2008, 09:38:50 PM
Sylar, I wore my Rays cap to class tonight. Got some strange looks though...  :maf
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 09:46:13 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 01:40:32 PM
I had a dream Willie Randolph was fired.

Dreams *can* come true...
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 18, 2008, 09:49:30 PM
Woah...it happened at 3:15 am too.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 09:51:33 PM
Man, I hope I have a dream where I have sex with Jessica Biel soon.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 18, 2008, 10:01:00 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 09:46:13 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 01:40:32 PM
I had a dream Willie Randolph was fired.

Dreams *can* come true...

Yes, yes they can. Bavasi getting fired is proof.

Now only if Sexson is released, Clement becomes the catacher and Jojima gets moved to first base...
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Sexson *is* gonna get released. :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 18, 2008, 10:12:17 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Sexson *is* gonna get released. :lol

Too bad management will wait until we have another 7 game losing sreak to release him.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:13:08 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on June 18, 2008, 10:12:17 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Sexson *is* gonna get released. :lol

Too bad management will wait until we have another 7 game losing sreak to release him.

No really

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/FantasySourceFastball/156273
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Chipper's back spasms
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 18, 2008, 10:17:16 PM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 18, 2008, 09:38:50 PM
Sylar, I wore my Rays cap to class tonight. Got some strange looks though...  :maf

You a true soljah.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2008, 10:22:50 PM
So...sports radio has a different tone this week. Tigers are winning games now?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 18, 2008, 10:24:55 PM
They still suck like the Yankees. A million wins won't change the fact that your team is still lagging behind a team with like an 1/16th of your payroll.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2008, 02:46:35 PM
And McLaren is gone.

Sexson HAS to be next.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2008, 02:58:55 PM
Vidro and Sexson are reportedly gone, too.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 19, 2008, 03:16:54 PM
How much do they still owe Sexson?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2008, 03:24:24 PM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 19, 2008, 03:16:54 PM
How much do they still owe Sexson?

He's getting paid $15,500,000 this season.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Ganhyun on June 19, 2008, 04:30:33 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 19, 2008, 03:34:14 PM
omg there's baseball discussion going on. 

:bow


 :shh :shh don't jinx it...
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 19, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Hey Yankees fans:

Just because Mo Rivera can do a save doesn't make him the best ever.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Ganhyun on June 19, 2008, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 19, 2008, 04:42:58 PM
Hey Yankees fans:

Just because Mo Rivera can do a save doesn't make him the best ever.

Oh Snap!


LOL @ Yankees fans.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But cry for Braves fans because yearly our closers suck, except for when we had smoltz there
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Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 19, 2008, 09:44:18 PM
Haha the cubs sucked. Grand slam by Carl Crawford  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 19, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
Welp, the Rays just swept the best team in the NL.

Suck it down haterz.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 19, 2008, 11:47:27 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on June 18, 2008, 10:12:17 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
Sexson *is* gonna get released. :lol

Too bad management will wait until we have another 7 game losing sreak to release him.

Well, the good news is that you should only have six more games to go for that!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 20, 2008, 04:00:02 PM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 19, 2008, 11:03:37 PM
Welp, the Rays just swept the best team in the NL.

Suck it down haterz.

The NL is DOOMED if the Rays make it to the world series.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 20, 2008, 04:03:58 PM
Cito Gaston?

 Him?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 24, 2008, 01:18:45 AM
:bow KING FELIX :bow2

(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20080623/450Mariners_Mets.jpg)

:bow GRAND SLAM OFF SANTANA :bow2
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Ganhyun on June 24, 2008, 09:49:58 AM
Quote from: distantmantra on June 24, 2008, 01:18:45 AM
:bow KING FELIX :bow2

(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20080623/450Mariners_Mets.jpg)

:bow GRAND SLAM OFF SANTANA :bow2

as a Braves fan, that was awesome.

As a Braves fan, us losing again makes me sad.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 09:55:44 AM
Is there really any contention to the fact that the Rays are the best team in baseball, even though they're not leading the AL East?

Also the trade rumors going around regarding the RAYS are epic and will guarantee a World Series contending team this year (and lets be honest, this years rays will be the worst out of the upcoming years. MLB AM DOOMED CONFIRMED). Talks of CC Sabathia, Zach Grienke, Harden

Oh my god I might jizz myself from this excitement.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Ganhyun on June 24, 2008, 09:57:42 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 09:55:44 AM
Is there really any contention to the fact that the Rays are the best team in baseball, even though they're not leading the AL East?

Also the trade rumors going around regarding the RAYS are epic and will guarantee a World Series contending team this year (and lets be honest, this years rays will be the worst out of the upcoming years. MLB AM DOOMED CONFIRMED). Talks of CC Sabathia, Zach Grienke, Harden

Oh my god I might jizz myself from this excitement.

Make sure you clean up afterwards.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 24, 2008, 10:25:15 AM
The Rays getting a rental in CC is pretty dumb IMO. Rather them just stick with their current roster (maybe add a bullpen arm or two) and see what they can do. Percival kinda scares me a bit.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 10:40:02 AM
Yeah but CC adds a definitie playoff spot and a "maybe" world series ring (since we can beat every NL team).
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 24, 2008, 07:37:57 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on June 24, 2008, 01:18:45 AM
:bow KING FELIX :bow2

(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20080623/450Mariners_Mets.jpg)

:bow GRAND SLAM OFF SANTANA :bow2

 :'(
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 09:09:16 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH The Mets blow.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 24, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
pretty much
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 09:54:14 PM
There's no pretty much. You guys blow. Like 2007 devil rays blow.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 24, 2008, 09:54:44 PM
This is why I will not take you under my wing in TF2.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 09:58:17 PM
You always hated 200Rayght
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 24, 2008, 10:01:49 PM
No, I just hated your joke character.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 10:02:59 PM
The Rays are no joke!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 24, 2008, 10:08:25 PM
I even made a post saying the Yankees were fucked because this year is 200Raygt!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 24, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
Okay so you get my love  :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 24, 2008, 11:36:29 PM
Another one-run loss for the Braves...  :'(
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 25, 2008, 06:57:05 PM
Another win for the RAYYYYYYYS
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: Ganhyun on June 26, 2008, 11:49:23 AM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 24, 2008, 11:36:29 PM
Another one-run loss for the Braves...  :'(

With these 1 run losses, the  Braves are this year's Nationals in that regard. Sadly, we could end up being much much worse.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2008, 03:58:30 PM
Garza almost threw a no hitter. The only thing he messed up was ONE homer to Hanley Ramirez, otherwise no hits.

Yet no one cares.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2008, 08:28:27 PM
Kazmir be throwin de no hitter right now.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 08:12:18 PM
Rays in first place.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the incompetent Mets organization
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 29, 2008, 08:44:02 PM
Rays in first? No wonder I heard about Satan getting ready for winter...
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 09:56:23 PM
This is the third time they've been in first this year.  ::)

 :lol :lol :lol @ Yankees
 :lol :lol :lol @ Red Sux
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on June 29, 2008, 10:00:59 PM
Man, Sylar, you've been carrying this thread singlehandedly. 
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 10:10:07 PM
I need a new place to spout inane stuff since I got banned.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2008, 10:23:02 PM
I changed the title just for you.  :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 10:24:16 PM
I saw  :-*

Btw I love your Mets. They're so pretty.  :-[
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2008, 10:24:49 PM
Oliver Perez owns the Yankees and Braves.

It is baffling.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 29, 2008, 10:29:18 PM
I was always a Perez fan, ever since he played for the Pirates  :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 30, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
Tomorrow its on like a MOFO.

Is ESPN televising it?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mandark on June 30, 2008, 04:29:26 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2008, 10:24:49 PM
Oliver Perez owns the Yankees and Braves.

It is baffling.

Oliver Perez and Daniel Cabrera are both in the Randy Johnson mold: tall power pitchers who have fearsome stuff but struggle with control and consistency.

I was going to give them a nickname in the Baby Shaq mold, but the one that made the most sense was calling them The Little Units and that could carry a different, less flattering meaning.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 08:40:58 AM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 30, 2008, 01:47:09 AM
Tomorrow its on like a MOFO.

Is ESPN televising it?

Only the Mets game :(
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
Also the Rays are the best team in baseball.

The Rays.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on June 30, 2008, 12:45:03 PM
The Rays have been good for a while; they have just lacked consistency in previous seasons.  This season they have been more focused in each and every game, and not just when they played the better teams.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 01:05:36 PM
Well we actually dont have team members going to jail this time for drugs(Hamilton) or beating women (Dukes).
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 30, 2008, 05:47:58 PM
Hoo boy, my uncle Frank, the Mets diehard that he is, really wants Tim McCarver to fall off a cliff and die...  :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 07:13:00 PM
Do you guys remember when I said Rays Marlins WS 08/09  :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 10:31:11 PM
RAYYYYYS
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 30, 2008, 10:54:18 PM
Its pretty obvious all the one-run Braves losses are evening themselves out as one-run Rays wins.

As such, my life is pretty balanced. Wasn't there a Seinfeld about that?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 11:10:05 PM
I don't know, but Troy Percival is being replaced by Dan Wheeler and JP Howell.  :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2008, 11:17:52 PM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on June 30, 2008, 10:54:18 PM
Its pretty obvious all the one-run Braves losses are evening themselves out as one-run Rays wins.

As such, my life is pretty balanced. Wasn't there a Seinfeld about that?

WELL MINE ISN'T YOU BIG JERK

Quote from: Rman
The Rays have been good for a while; they have just lacked consistency in previous seasons.  This season they have been more focused in each and every game, and not just when they played the better teams.

No, they haven't been good for a while.  This season is the first that they've had a decent rotation.  Adding Garza and Shields, while having Edwin Jackson and Sonnanstine way overperform has made them into contenders this year.  The thing is, they could have done this years ago by trading any of their plethora of outfielders but finally figured it out this past offseason.  smh.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 30, 2008, 11:25:14 PM
I think Rocco Baldelli getting hurt is the best thing to happen to the Rays foundation, because they realized they had enough OF-ers (even though they keep signing more RF-ers! Gomes, Hinske, Gross) and needed to build up the bullpen (can you believe we have THE BEST bullpen in the majors?!)
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 07, 2008, 08:32:43 AM
GAF is so fucking gay why are there so many sylar imitators out there now
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 07, 2008, 11:22:34 AM
Yeah, that one dude came out of nowhere.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on July 07, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
I hate bandwagon fans.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 07, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 07, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
I hate bandwagon fans.

I'm a diehard Mariners fan, always will be.

However, I love to cheer for the underdogs who do well. It's great seeing Tampa Bay in first place.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 07, 2008, 03:02:46 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on July 07, 2008, 03:01:55 PM
Yeah, I'm really happy for Tampa Bay also.  I'm not going to switch from rooting for the Tigers to rooting for the Rays, but it's exciting seeing them take over the league this season.  I'm so sick of Boston/New York.

Oh, I'll root for Rays, I love seeing new teams in the playoffs every year. And besides, even though I love my M's, we're fucked in Seattle.  :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2008, 02:56:55 PM
He's gone! Sexson is gone!

But why the hell is Vidro still on the team?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 10, 2008, 10:34:26 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE RAYS
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 10, 2008, 10:56:57 PM
We're just bored of being so fucking good
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:20:13 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on July 07, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 07, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
I hate bandwagon fans.

I'm a diehard Mariners fan, always will be.

However, I love to cheer for the underdogs who do well. It's great seeing Tampa Bay in first place.
I can understand cheering for new upstart teams, especially a franchise like TB that has struggled so much in the past, but abandoning your team altogether for another ''winning'' team is annoying.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 10, 2008, 11:33:56 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:20:13 PM
I can understand cheering for new upstart teams, especially a franchise like TB that has struggled so much in the past, but abandoning your team altogether for another ''winning'' team is annoying.

What if your team currently employs Jeff Francoeur?

I haven't watched a full Braves game in at least three weeks.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2008, 11:43:00 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:20:13 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on July 07, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 07, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
I hate bandwagon fans.

I'm a diehard Mariners fan, always will be.

However, I love to cheer for the underdogs who do well. It's great seeing Tampa Bay in first place.
I can understand cheering for new upstart teams, especially a franchise like TB that has struggled so much in the past, but abandoning your team altogether for another ''winning'' team is annoying.

Yeah, but I'm not abandoning my team.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:45:30 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on July 10, 2008, 11:43:00 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:20:13 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on July 07, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 07, 2008, 02:24:20 PM
I hate bandwagon fans.

I'm a diehard Mariners fan, always will be.

However, I love to cheer for the underdogs who do well. It's great seeing Tampa Bay in first place.
I can understand cheering for new upstart teams, especially a franchise like TB that has struggled so much in the past, but abandoning your team altogether for another ''winning'' team is annoying.

Yeah, but I'm not abandoning my team.

No worries, DM, I wasn't referring to you.  I only have love for you and your cool giant robot tastes.   :-*

I go to other MLB boards were I find people jumping ship and it is depressing.  I mean full on jumping on the Rays bandwagon.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2008, 11:47:55 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:45:30 PM
I go to other MLB boards were I find people jumping ship and it is depressing.  I mean full on jumping on the Rays bandwagon.

At least it's better than all the fucking Red Sox bandwagonners.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:49:38 PM
Definitely.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2008, 11:52:36 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:49:38 PM
Definitely.

I went to the M's game on Memorial Day when Boston was in town. I was absolutely disgusted by all the suburbanites wearing red and cheering on the Red Sox. I'm sure 80% of them have never even been to Boston.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
That sucks.  Seattle is known for its great baseball fans, too. 
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2008, 11:56:24 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:55:10 PM
Seattle is known for its great baseball fans, too. 

Ha ha! You're funny.

We have the biggest lot of fairweather bandwagon fans. They all bailed on the team long ago, but will be back in droves once we start winning again in 2015.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:58:28 PM
No.  I remember you guys had great crowds during the Griffey, A-Rod, Pinella, and more recently Ichirou days. 

Note: I know Ichirou is still there, but his first couple of season as a Mariner were pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2008, 11:58:57 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:58:28 PM
No.  I remember you guys had great crowds during the Griffey, A-Rod, Pinella, and more recently Ichirou days. 

Well yeah, as long as we're winning.

Fans are really nice here, but for the most part know jack shit about baseball.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 11, 2008, 04:05:26 PM
So the Rays might get Houston Street and Matt Murton.

World Series champs confirmed.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 11, 2008, 04:09:13 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on July 11, 2008, 04:05:26 PM
So the Rays might get Houston Street and Matt Murton.

World Series champs confirmed.

Wow. Good for them!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: siamesedreamer on July 11, 2008, 10:47:48 PM
5 in a row...what the sam hell  :'(
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2008, 11:32:16 PM
Quote from: siamesedreamer on July 10, 2008, 11:33:56 PM
Quote from: Rman on July 10, 2008, 11:20:13 PM
I can understand cheering for new upstart teams, especially a franchise like TB that has struggled so much in the past, but abandoning your team altogether for another ''winning'' team is annoying.

What if your team currently employs Jeff Francoeur?

I haven't watched a full Braves game in at least three weeks.

At least you HAVE the option to watch games, those of us out of market are bereft.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Yeah, it's a shame he's on such a worthless team.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2008, 11:47:27 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Yeah, it's a shame he's on such a worthless team.

We need a new GM.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2008, 11:50:56 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:47:27 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 11, 2008, 11:46:08 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on July 11, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Halladay was awesome tonight. With the innings he eats up, I don't know if there's a more valuable pitcher.

Yeah, it's a shame he's on such a worthless team.

We need a new GM.

Ricciardi just needs some guy to run shit through.  Like a guy that gets to slap him upside the head if he's about to do something stupid.  I could do that for a very nominal fee.  Shit, I'd probably do it for booze and hookers.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 11, 2008, 11:52:55 PM
No deal.
Boot his ass; he's been here since 2001.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 12, 2008, 12:09:19 AM
Matt LaPorta hits his first homer in the Tribe organization. A 2 out, 2 run game winner.

2010 .. believe!

Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Grecco on July 12, 2008, 01:37:32 AM
Ricardi aint awfull. Hes better than many gms in the league.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 12, 2008, 10:28:27 AM
Quote from: Grecco on July 12, 2008, 01:37:32 AM
Ricardi aint awfull. Hes better than many gms in the league.

J. P. Ricciardi is a bad general manager. After seven years, after three managers, after more than doubling the Blue Jays payroll, the team is still very mediocre. With the time and resources he's been given, he's proven to be a bad evaluator of talent.

He's drafted poorly: very few players on the active roster have been drafted by him, and the farm system is one of the worst ranked in baseball.

He has made bad trades: guess who traded away Chad Gaudin?

He's overpaid for players: he's given too much money to Wells; Thomas, who isn't even on the roster; Burnett; and Ryan.

Ricciardi has had his chance and he has failed.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 12, 2008, 11:20:53 AM
Well, to defend him on one of those points, he kind of HAS to overpay for players since who wants to play in CANADIA?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 12, 2008, 11:55:38 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on July 12, 2008, 11:20:53 AM
Well, to defend him on one of those points, he kind of HAS to overpay for players since who wants to play in CANADIA?

In the early 90's, the Blue Jays didn't have any problems getting Americans to play in Canada. If the team was well-run and winning, it would be able to attract good players again.

Anyway, let's say you're right. That means that the Blue Jays need to draft and trade well. And I think if they had a chimp with a dart board running the team over the last seven years, they'd have done no worse.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 12, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
Dumb ass rays. Get back to winning. I don't care if you're tired and just want to fuck and suck it out to the All Star Break. L2p.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 12, 2008, 08:13:29 PM
Fuck you Garza

Fuck you Ingins
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 12, 2008, 09:22:58 PM
Haha Rays.


Gonna get swept by a team that lost 10 straight.  :o
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 12, 2008, 09:24:48 PM
We'll still be in first even though we lost 7 straight.  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 15, 2008, 04:46:25 PM
Anyone watch the HR derby last night?

LOL @ Rick Reilly: "It's a lousy night to be an atheist."

Josh Hamilton was a drug addict and out of baseball for three years.
Josh Hamilton "found Jesus."
Josh Hamilton hit a lot of home runs in the first round of a home run derby.
Thus, there is a god!


Speaking of home runs

The Blue Jays leader in home runs is a short, forty-year-old, Canadian, utility player.  :lol :lol

Blue Jays  :'(
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the year of 200Rayght
Post by: Lone on July 15, 2008, 05:01:46 PM
Rick Reilly 4 POPE
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 16, 2008, 01:13:42 AM
14th inning stretch at 1:10am!!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 16, 2008, 01:29:39 AM
Josh Hamilton is awesome. Even though we had to give up Edison Volquez to get him and the Rangers barely have any pitching to begin with, it was totally worth it. I tip my hat to Josh Hamilton, Milton Bradley, and Ian Kinsler for keeping this team above .500.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 16, 2008, 04:04:04 PM
Imagine if we didn't dump his ass for being worthless, the Rays would be untouchable right now.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: Rman on July 26, 2008, 06:01:50 PM
WTH @ Bobby Cox.  What terrible decisions.

Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 06, 2008, 04:43:32 PM
NO ONE CAN CONTEND WITH 200RAYGHT.

I TOLD YOU GAF.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 05, 2008, 01:07:01 PM
Travis Snider, the Blue Jay's 20-year-old rookie, looks like he can really hit. I have to give J.P. credit for drafting him when he relented on his silly policy about drafting high-school grads.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 05, 2008, 04:07:05 PM
I wish I got to see him when he played with the Fisher Cats here in NH
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 19, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
I wish I could still post on MLB GAF because I would show those Ray bandwagoners what it means to be a REAL rays fan, who was predicting this season since last year
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Josh Hamilton's personal relationship with God
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2008, 09:29:29 PM
:bow Sylar :bow2


By the way, the Brewers are trying to be even bigger chokers than the Mets.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the last series at Yankee Stadium
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 20, 2008, 08:18:37 PM
The Rays are going to the playoffs!

I demand to be unbanned!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Jose Molina hitting the last Yankee Stadium HR
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 23, 2008, 01:19:32 AM
My gf and I went up to the second-to-last game at Yankee stadium.  It was badass, especially since neither of us had been to Yankee Stadium before.  The game was a 0-0 tie until a walkoff single by Robinson Cano.  Got to see Sandman pitch  :-*
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Jose Molina hitting the last Yankee Stadium HR
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2008, 01:28:03 AM
lolz, Mets are totally trying to choke again this season.  I don't know if the Brewers have it in them to win a couple of games and catch them, tho.  It's a shame that MLB jobbed the Asstros out of the race, they could have done it.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Jose Molina hitting the last Yankee Stadium HR
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2008, 02:05:37 AM
So, why the fuck does the Yankees need a new stadium again?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Jose Molina hitting the last Yankee Stadium HR
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 23, 2008, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on September 23, 2008, 02:05:37 AM
So, why the fuck does the Yankees need a new stadium again?

From someone whose first visit was this weekend, and sat in the second-to-last row, they so DON'T.

I can't believe they have escalators.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 09:03:24 AM
Yeah, it's bullshit. OMG METS GETTING NEW STADIUM! WE NEED ONE TOO! A BIGGER ONE!

:-\
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2008, 09:37:28 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 09:03:24 AM
Yeah, it's bullshit. OMG METS GETTING NEW STADIUM! WE NEED ONE TOO! A BIGGER ONE!

:-\

The Mets NEEDED a new stadium, tho.  For one, Shea was a toilet.  Two, the shiny new toy will distract people next year from the fact that they've imploded the past two years in a row and despite the fact that they always get tons of hype and talk tons of shit, they somehow never manage to deliver the goods. 

The New York Mets:  The Sarah Palin of baseball!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: y2kev on September 23, 2008, 10:07:26 AM
Mets: Will become president if the Yankees die!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2008, 10:09:58 AM
Quote from: y2kev on September 23, 2008, 10:07:26 AM
Mets: Will become president if the Yankees die!

Fortunately the Yankees are old and irrelevant, and have no chance of becoming President this year!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 12:04:39 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 23, 2008, 09:37:28 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 09:03:24 AM
Yeah, it's bullshit. OMG METS GETTING NEW STADIUM! WE NEED ONE TOO! A BIGGER ONE!

:-\

The Mets NEEDED a new stadium, tho.  For one, Shea was a toilet.  Two, the shiny new toy will distract people next year from the fact that they've imploded the past two years in a row and despite the fact that they always get tons of hype and talk tons of shit, they somehow never manage to deliver the goods. 

The New York Mets:  The Sarah Palin of baseball!

Where the fuck did I say that Shea wasn't anything but a piece of shit?

We were talking about the YANKEES getting a new stadium, asshole.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2008, 02:21:40 PM
HAHA U MAD

I think it's just the fact that you Mets fans have deal with the fact that your team isn't going to make the playoffs right at the end of the season.  We Braves fans have a whole half season to let it sink in!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 05:40:23 PM
Not sure if I've mentioned it here, but I'm going to the game on Saturday with my office. If they get eliminated on or by Saturday, I'm going to drink excessively and trash the suite in front of all my co-workers.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: Bloodwake on September 23, 2008, 07:52:28 PM
Seriously, you don't see the Cubs tearing down Wrigley. Shit.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2008, 09:46:01 PM
:bow JOHAN :bow2
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by the Mets and Brewers outchoking each other
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2008, 09:47:10 PM
are the tigers gonna make the playoffs guys
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 25, 2008, 12:03:10 AM
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME

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Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 25, 2008, 08:37:24 AM
HAW HAW HAW

Oh Mets.  Never change!
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 25, 2008, 11:34:50 PM
I'm happy* for two reasons:
Cajole's suicide was delayed for at least one night
Halladay got his 20th win while throwing a complete game.


*not actually happy
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 25, 2008, 11:43:54 PM
relatively happy?


BUT YESSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 26, 2008, 10:37:09 PM
HAW HAW HAW

MUTTS LOSING, BREWERS WINNING

HAW HAW HAW
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2008, 10:39:24 PM
i hope mccain wins









oh wait, that fucks me over too

edit: damn it, i hate when posts like this start a page
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 26, 2008, 11:19:31 PM
MEET THE METS

MEET THE METS

STEP RIGHT UP

AND BEAT THE METS
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2008, 11:22:15 PM
hey, the braves lost another 1-run game
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 26, 2008, 11:23:14 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 26, 2008, 11:22:15 PM
hey, the braves lost another 1-run game

The who?  Atlanta still has a mlb team?
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 27, 2008, 01:43:37 AM
Rays win Division.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 27, 2008, 06:48:00 PM
JOHAN IS GOD
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: pollo on September 28, 2008, 10:11:01 AM
Triumph you just couldnt keep your hippy mouth shut huh.

Had to go against that taco Amir0x.

Now only Windu is holding down the Anti-Mets faction from Atlanta in the mlb thread. tsk tsk.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 28, 2008, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: pollo on September 28, 2008, 10:11:01 AM
Triumph you just couldnt keep your hippy mouth shut huh.

Had to go against that distinguished effete fellow Amir0x.

Now only Windu is holding down the Anti-Mets faction from Atlanta in the mlb thread. tsk tsk.

Well, sometimes you have to speak the truth, man.  And the truth is that Amirox is a great big blubbery vag.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: pollo on September 28, 2008, 10:24:07 AM
yes, but I can only do so much to get the FrankWoman riled up. We need you to deliver the finishing blow and stand against the evil anime...thing
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2008, 05:20:50 PM
CajoleJuice, at least you'll have more time to study.
Title: Re: Official MLB Thread, sponsored by Cajole's imminent suicide
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 28, 2008, 05:25:06 PM
AHAUAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK IT DOWN METS FANS

SUCK

IT

DOWN

Your team is a bunch of pollyannaish chokers.