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Title: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 24, 2008, 07:39:07 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24/snipes.sentencing/index.html

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(CNN) -- Actor Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison and fined up to $5 million Thursday for evading federal income taxes, CNN affiliate WESH is reporting.

It was the maximim sentence possible under federal sentencing guidelines.

Shoulda drove drunk instead.
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Post by: Powerslave on April 24, 2008, 07:39:46 PM: UNDISPUTED
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Post by: Ichirou on April 24, 2008, 07:40:23 PM: It'll be a cushy low security facility, I'm guessing. And after a three year vacation, Snipes will come back - with tons of street cred to boot.

Hey, it did wonders for Martha Stewart.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 24, 2008, 07:41:28 PM: it won't even be three years, more like 9 months or so
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2008, 07:58:09 PM: :(
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Post by: Ganhyun on April 24, 2008, 08:05:26 PM: I forsee a movie made about a wrongly convicted man going to jail starring him after hes out.

Edit: Not saying that I believe hes innocent. Just saying I forsee this movie coming out.
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Post by: Eric P on April 24, 2008, 08:08:42 PM: i saw a gay porn with a very similar title once

it was called "tunnel of love"
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2008, 08:10:02 PM: you watch gay porn!?
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Post by: Eric P on April 24, 2008, 10:34:46 PM: oh calm down

i usually only watch it for like 5-10 minutes
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Post by: Beezy on April 25, 2008, 12:02:28 AM: I just saw Money Train last night. :(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 25, 2008, 12:15:48 AM: As Al Capone proved, you can do whatever the fuck you want except not pay taxes. God dammit Wesley, why :(

A true legend, Wesley put light skinned brothers out of business for years. We've still got Akon and Lovie Smith but today was definitely a blow for The Movement.
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Post by: Hollywood on April 25, 2008, 12:26:08 AM: Snips got screwed, but at least he got to rub J-Lo's tits in a movie.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 12:47:31 AM: Edit:

You know he ain't gonna get his cornhole raped, he's like a triple black belt or something. :punch
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Post by: Rman on April 25, 2008, 02:21:22 AM: Why didn't he try to settle? Must of had terrible lawyers.
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Post by: xnikki118x on April 25, 2008, 02:42:18 AM: Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2008, 04:06:15 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on April 25, 2008, 02:42:18 AM
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!

I seem to remember him claiming he didn't have to pay taxes because he was making up for money the government owed him in reparations or something. Somehow that excuse didn't pan out. :lol They had scans of some of his tax returns on The Smoking Gun and when he was making like $10-15 Million off each Blade movie, he put his earnings down as $0. Literally $0. It wasn't like he was trying to hide how much money he was making, he just claimed that he didn't make any money at all.
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Post by: xnikki118x on April 25, 2008, 04:16:43 AM: Okay that's really funny. :D
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Post by: Beezy on April 25, 2008, 07:27:43 AM: Quote from: Borys on April 25, 2008, 03:47:50 AM
Quote from: Hollywood on April 25, 2008, 12:26:08 AM
Snips got screwed, but at least he got to rub J-Lo's tits in a movie.

What J-Lo's tits? She doesn't have any.
I'm sure he got to rub that ass too.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 25, 2008, 10:35:35 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2008, 04:06:15 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on April 25, 2008, 02:42:18 AM
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!

I seem to remember him claiming he didn't have to pay taxes because he was making up for money the government owed him in reparations or something. Somehow that excuse didn't pan out. :lol They had scans of some of his tax returns on The Smoking Gun and when he was making like $10-15 Million off each Blade movie, he put his earnings down as $0. Literally $0. It wasn't like he was trying to hide how much money he was making, he just claimed that he didn't make any money at all.

:lol

Leave it to the Italians, Wesley.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 10:59:25 AM: Can I just say what we're all thinking?

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IT'S ABOUT TIME THEY GOT ANOTHER NEGRO!
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Post by: ShogunOfFear on April 25, 2008, 11:48:57 AM: :rapetime
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 12:14:19 PM: ^ No way dude he'll break off their penises, he's mad dark. He's like 85% cocoa. :punch
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Post by: Ganhyun on April 25, 2008, 08:55:54 PM: LOL. I bet the first one that tries him gets :punch
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Post by: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 09:04:10 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 25, 2008, 10:35:35 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 25, 2008, 04:06:15 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on April 25, 2008, 02:42:18 AM
Why didn't he just pay his taxes? Seriously. I'd rather pay money than go to jail, especially if I had money to pay!

I seem to remember him claiming he didn't have to pay taxes because he was making up for money the government owed him in reparations or something. Somehow that excuse didn't pan out. :lol They had scans of some of his tax returns on The Smoking Gun and when he was making like $10-15 Million off each Blade movie, he put his earnings down as $0. Literally $0. It wasn't like he was trying to hide how much money he was making, he just claimed that he didn't make any money at all.

:lol

Leave it to the Italians, Wesley.

He has been hanging out with that Woody Harellson too much. :-*

He is right, there is no real reason why we are paying and income tax.
Title: Wesley Snipes is going to jail lol
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 06, 2013, 07:00:29 PM: I just wonder if he got tupax'd in the gym.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 06, 2013, 07:18:25 PM: Blade 4 :rock
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 06, 2013, 07:37:48 PM: Jungle Fever 2 :rock
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Post by: Himu on April 06, 2013, 07:49:16 PM: PUT THIS MAN ON EXPENDABLES 3
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Post by: pilonv1 on April 06, 2013, 09:01:07 PM: Shame he never got to fight Joe Rogan :(
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Post by: drew on April 06, 2013, 09:40:15 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 06, 2013, 07:49:16 PM
PUT THIS MAN ON EXPENDABLES 3

Quote from: Eschaton on April 06, 2013, 08:34:27 PM
DONT MAKE EXPENDABLES 3

SOMEHOW DO BOTH SO HE IS STUCK MAKING A MOVIE THAT WILL NEVER COME OUT UNTIL EITHER HE DIES AND OR THE MULTIVERSE IMPLODES SO THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER SNIPES JOINT