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Title: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Rman on April 25, 2008, 01:42:08 PM: I'll admit that I'm getting Will Smith action hero fatigue, but the trailer looks awesome. Seems like an interesting take on the clumsy, reluctant superhero archetype. Plus it has Jason Bateman.

:bow Jason Bateman :bow2

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/hancock/ (http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/hancock/)
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 01:46:52 PM: yes i agree

i look forward to this
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 01:47:26 PM: I'm not watching that, but is that the on with some ugly kid talking to hancox while he is drunk on a bench?

Will smith is not tough, he is not hard, he is not cool. Bad casting. Should have gone to someone worth their weight.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 02:15:10 PM: should have gone to 50 Cent

someone we know can act and we know is thug and hard
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 02:16:11 PM: Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 01:42:08 PM
I'll admit that I'm getting Will Smith action hero fatigue, but the trailer looks awesome. Seems like an interesting take on the clumsy, reluctant superhero archetype. Plus it has Jason Bateman.

:bow Jason Bateman :bow2

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/hancock/ (http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/hancock/)

I must say that with each passing post, I find myself loving you more! :heartbeat Also this does look pretty funny.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Rman on April 25, 2008, 02:18:00 PM: You're a swell, dude, too, Tauntaun. :-*

"Tauntaun for Icon"
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 02:29:50 PM: Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 02:18:00 PM
You're a swell, dude, too, Tauntaun. :-*

"Tauntaun for Icon"

I think you need to come visit me in my sexy time closet. :-[

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Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 25, 2008, 04:03:57 PM: eh
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 04:17:08 PM: Quote from: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 02:15:10 PM
should have gone to 50 Cent

someone we know can act and we know is thug and hard

That sounds awful racist to me. The actor could have been white as well and still played the part a shiton better than Smith appears to be doing.

Bruce Willis for example, would kill in this role, but he isnt' 300$ box office material.
I'd love to see Denzel in this role as well, he definitaly has the chops but this movie looks way below his standards. Plus he doesn't take the typical hollywood douchebag roles.

I'd say Vin Deisel would be much better for the role. FUck the poster stole his pitch black goggle look, why not?
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 04:20:30 PM: if you don't have a black actor you don't have a hit rap or r&b single to anchor the movie on MTV

i'm not a racist, i'm a businessman
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 04:41:13 PM: Quote from: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 04:17:08 PM
Bruce Willis for example, would kill in this role, but he isnt' 300$ box office material.
I'd love to see Denzel in this role as well, he definitaly has the chops but this movie looks way below his standards. Plus he doesn't take the typical hollywood douchebag roles.

I'd say Vin Deisel would be much better for the role. FUck the poster stole his pitch black goggle look, why not?

Need more Riddick!

:bow Pitch Black - Chronicles of Riddick :bow2
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 05:28:12 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 04:41:13 PM
Quote from: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 04:17:08 PM
Bruce Willis for example, would kill in this role, but he isnt' 300$ box office material.
I'd love to see Denzel in this role as well, he definitaly has the chops but this movie looks way below his standards. Plus he doesn't take the typical hollywood douchebag roles.

I'd say Vin Deisel would be much better for the role. FUck the poster stole his pitch black goggle look, why not?

Need more Riddick!

:bow Pitch Black - Chronicles of Riddick :bow2

Not to knock you, but Pitch black sucked and I didn't bother with the 2nd one.

But he has screen presence. Smith is fine, but he is not a tough guy, he is the black less talented tom cruise.

Wanna know what made the Riddick game so cool? You were Deisel, you looked bad ass and you had him doing voice overs. If it was some white dude, or Will Smith.... oh boy...

He really needs another shot at being a kick ass action star.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Rman on April 25, 2008, 05:50:35 PM: Who was the last muscle-bound action star? Arnold? For some reason the ripped action star is out of vogue these day.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 05:51:48 PM: Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
Who was the last muscle-bound action star? Arnold? For some reason the ripped action star is out vogue these day.

That's cause the studios try to push PG-13 ratings on the movies for wider (stupid teenager) appeal. >:(
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 25, 2008, 05:58:10 PM: Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
Who was the last muscle-bound action star? Arnold? For some reason the ripped action star is out vogue these day.

probably because it's wild homo
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 06:08:30 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 25, 2008, 05:58:10 PM
Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
Who was the last muscle-bound action star? Arnold? For some reason the ripped action star is out vogue these day.

probably because it's wild homo

Muscles don't have shit to do with being right for a specfic role.

There was a reason this guy was Smith's sidekick on fresh prince:

(http://www.warnerbros.co.uk/television/freshprince/bios/carlton/carlton2.jpg)

Smith is as white and tame as they come, so they added this extremly hammed up waspy house negro charichature to make him look good by comparison.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 25, 2008, 06:19:55 PM: Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
Who was the last muscle-bound action star? Arnold? For some reason the ripped action star is out of vogue these day.

Sly is getting on now - but he did say he might do another Rambo. Although it'd be more saggy tits than eight-pack abs. Good thing he keeps that shirt on.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Herr Mafflard on April 25, 2008, 06:22:47 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 25, 2008, 05:58:10 PM

probably because it's wild homo

(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z226/yaulh/pixelraves/070312_300_movie.jpg)
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 06:26:06 PM: Quote from: InfectedGib on April 25, 2008, 06:19:55 PM
Quote from: Rman on April 25, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
Who was the last muscle-bound action star? Arnold? For some reason the ripped action star is out of vogue these day.

Sly is getting on now - but he did say he might do another Rambo. Although it'd be more saggy tits than eight-pack abs. Good thing he keeps that shirt on.

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/ramobheadexplode.gif)
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Ganhyun on April 25, 2008, 08:06:41 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on April 25, 2008, 04:41:13 PM
Quote from: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 04:17:08 PM
Bruce Willis for example, would kill in this role, but he isnt' 300$ box office material.
I'd love to see Denzel in this role as well, he definitaly has the chops but this movie looks way below his standards. Plus he doesn't take the typical hollywood douchebag roles.

I'd say Vin Deisel would be much better for the role. FUck the poster stole his pitch black goggle look, why not?

Need more Riddick!

:bow Pitch Black - Chronicles of Riddick :bow2

Yes.. We need more Richard B Riddick in our lives!!!

Hell, Vin as a bad ass works in any movies. He should stay away from the comedy roles though. (Example: Pacifier.)
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 25, 2008, 09:13:43 PM: They need a 'bad guy' to love so Will Smith fills this category. Vin Diesel should play Deadpool (screw all those Ryan Reynolds fanboys).
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: drozmight on April 25, 2008, 09:20:47 PM: What the fuck is this movie?
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 25, 2008, 09:21:12 PM: But Ryan Reynolds has that smarmy type of humor that seems to fit Deadpools personality
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Ganhyun on April 25, 2008, 09:22:02 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 25, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
But Ryan Reynolds has that smarmy type of humor that seems to fit Deadpools personality

I could actually see either one being deadpool.

But I still want another riddick movie dammit!!!
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 25, 2008, 11:05:42 PM: Deadpool has a gravelly voice, so does Vin Diesel ???
Also in the comics nearly no one finds Deadpool funny, everyone finds him too ADD. He's not really a smart arse more like a violent ADD 10 year old given super powers.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 25, 2008, 11:27:23 PM: The test screenings for Hancock have been horrible.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: EvilBoris on April 25, 2008, 11:30:43 PM: looks awesome but it won't be.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: FancyFeast on April 25, 2008, 11:57:21 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 25, 2008, 11:27:23 PM
The test screenings for Hancock have been horrible.

Chalk up another win for me I guess.

I'm never wrong.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2008, 12:55:36 AM: I'm not sifting through AICN's awful search feature to find you links, ParticleReality. Go there yourself.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Mandark on April 26, 2008, 02:10:20 AM: 20 seconds of Googling and I find it.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36044

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36060

I'm declaring myself an Official Hollywood Insider now.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2008, 02:29:03 AM: Quote from: Mandark on April 26, 2008, 02:10:20 AM
I'm declaring myself an Official Hollywood Insider now.
:lol
Sounds like *anyone* could make a better script than this.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2008, 02:55:15 AM: Quote from: Willco on April 25, 2008, 11:27:23 PM
The test screenings for Hancock have been horrible.

Much like failure, the stench of Scientology clings to people.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: demi on April 26, 2008, 03:03:33 AM: I'll just read the movie on themoviespoiler.com
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Yeti on April 26, 2008, 04:22:36 AM: It will be a shame if the movie isn't good, the trailer seemed pretty interesting.
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: calcifer on April 26, 2008, 06:26:42 AM: couldnt they've picked a better name?

it's like they're saying cock the entire movie :lol
Title: Re: Hancock, starring Will Smith looks awesome.
Post by: Raban on April 26, 2008, 01:07:15 PM: I'm going if not to see Will Smith be amazing, but because they're screening the Quantum of Solace trailer before it.