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Title: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:24:12 PM
...and drunkenly told a girl I like a lot to go fuck herself.  :(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 06:26:01 PM
why did you say it?  did she do something to you?  maybe she's understanding that you were just shitfaced.  it happens.

:(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 06:27:52 PM
Was it an imperative to go play with herself while you watched?  Need more details. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:28:21 PM
No, she doesn't see me that way. Geez, no one can tell I'm gay until I tell them and I told her yesterday. I give her driving lessons usually, and during our lesson yesterday she told me that she still loves her ex-girlfriend and stuff. I just feel so rotten because she sees me as one of her best friends that she can tell everything to. Besides, I just think its not a good idea to have a relationship right now (we're in the same company, we're going to Iraq...etc...) but geez it's killing me.

I can't help it.  :(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 06:30:02 PM
Is the army just full of lesbians? 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:30:57 PM
Pretty much. lol, there's a lot of straight girls anyway. Its pretty much half-half.

(I mean the guys too.)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 06:31:04 PM
Eek.  Yeah, it's probably for the best.  That sounds like something complicated that will most likely end in tears and ruin your friendship.  Have you talked to her today?  
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:32:22 PM
I talked to one of her friends over the phone about being drunk - mostly just making fun of me for being drunk last night. She was there with her friend, but no, I didn't talk to her. I don't think I can stand to look at her anyway. Last night before I started getting really drunk, I wouldn't look at her.  :(

How sad. lol  :'(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 06:33:22 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:34:25 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D

That's pretty much what I'm doing to one of my male friends. He told me he had a huge crush on me and kissed me (my first kiss, btw). I'm totally awkward around him now lol.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: drozmight on April 26, 2008, 06:36:29 PM
Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 06:38:27 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D

That's pretty much what I'm doing to one of my male friends. He told me he had a huge crush on me and kissed me (my first kiss, btw). I'm totally awkward around him now lol.

does this post imply what I think it implies? 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become. We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:39:24 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D

That's pretty much what I'm doing to one of my male friends. He told me he had a huge crush on me and kissed me (my first kiss, btw). I'm totally awkward around him now lol.

does this post imply what I think it implies? 

Yeah, I'm a virgin and only had my first kiss a couple of days ago.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 06:40:51 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D

That's pretty much what I'm doing to one of my male friends. He told me he had a huge crush on me and kissed me (my first kiss, btw). I'm totally awkward around him now lol.
That's not nice!  And to be fair, we had been friends with benefits for a while.  She talks to me now at least.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 06:41:24 PM
How can people NOT tell you're batting for the other team?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 06:41:53 PM
 :o


Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:42:19 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D

That's pretty much what I'm doing to one of my male friends. He told me he had a huge crush on me and kissed me (my first kiss, btw). I'm totally awkward around him now lol.
That's not nice!  And to be fair, we had been friends with benefits for a while.  She talks to me now at least.

Yeah, but this guy was hanging around me a lot when I was drunk last night. Or so my friends say...they put me to bed and locked my door for me and told him to go away. lol

How can people NOT tell you're batting for the other team?

They can't. I'm very feminine
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 06:44:21 PM
Hey, I told my really close female friend I loved her like a year ago when I was wasted.  She told me to go to sleep and started to ignore me! :D

That's pretty much what I'm doing to one of my male friends. He told me he had a huge crush on me and kissed me (my first kiss, btw). I'm totally awkward around him now lol.
That's not nice!  And to be fair, we had been friends with benefits for a while.  She talks to me now at least.

Yeah, but this guy was hanging around me a lot when I was drunk last night. Or so my friends say...they put me to bed and locked my door for me and told him to go away. lol


Does he know your not into dudes?  I agree with mupepe though, thats hard on us guys. 

How can people NOT tell you're batting for the other team?

Because Asians all look the same. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:47:51 PM
He was one of the first ones I told. I even told him who I liked, and even went to him for advice when I got really depressed over it.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 06:48:02 PM
You don't look feminine to me. No offense, but you kinda look like a BOY
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:48:24 PM
You don't look feminine to me. No offense, but you kinda look like a BOY

I guess not in person. lawl  :P
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 06:49:36 PM
i bet we'd be best friends irl :bow
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:50:28 PM
i bet we'd be best friends irl :bow

No, you said I look like a boy!  >:(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 06:51:42 PM
you could be my boy  :-*
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 06:52:20 PM
I think you look very feminine and cute.  Can I have your number?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 06:53:39 PM
Wow. And I was talking about how heart broken I was.

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Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 06:55:09 PM
Wow. And I was talking about how heart broken I was.

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WOW gay people tell them selves that too!?  Now I thought that grass really was greener. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 06:58:51 PM
Well you can tell me all about your troubles.  I'll just listen.  I'm a good listener.  I won't hit on you.  And then you can convince me to turn gay.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:00:41 PM
Well you can tell me all about your troubles.  I'll just listen.  I'm a good listener.  I won't hit on you.  And then you can convince me to turn gay.

 :lol , I don't know. I really think I should just focus on work. But every time I see her I want to talk to her, so I end up just kind of running away and ignoring her sometimes. lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 07:01:05 PM
mupepe speaks truth.  He's a great listener.  He will hit on you though. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2008, 07:01:38 PM
Did you find any sticky substance on yourself?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:02:54 PM
Did you find any sticky substance on yourself?

Oh God no. I checked lol!
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 07:03:26 PM
Well you can tell me all about your troubles.  I'll just listen.  I'm a good listener.  I won't hit on you.  And then you can convince me to turn gay.

 :lol , I don't know. I really think I should just focus on work. But every time I see her I want to talk to her, so I end up just kind of running away and ignoring her sometimes. lol
Well you work with her right?  I bet that's difficult as balls.  I've never been attracted to anyone I work with more than sexually.  And even then that was difficult when we got involved.  Just stick to work.  Keep ignoring her.  :D
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 07:03:41 PM
mupepe speaks truth.  He's a great listener.  He will hit on you though. 
:heartbeat

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Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 07:04:07 PM
this thread just keeps getting hotter.   
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:04:51 PM
Well you can tell me all about your troubles.  I'll just listen.  I'm a good listener.  I won't hit on you.  And then you can convince me to turn gay.

 :lol , I don't know. I really think I should just focus on work. But every time I see her I want to talk to her, so I end up just kind of running away and ignoring her sometimes. lol
Well you work with her right?  I bet that's difficult as balls.  I've never been attracted to anyone I work with more than sexually.  And even then that was difficult when we got involved.  Just stick to work.  Keep ignoring her.  :D

We don't exactly work together. She works in supply and I'm an MP. The only time I ever see her is when I go to the motor pool to get a HUMVEE.

...but we live in the same barracks. lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 07:06:51 PM
Well you can tell me all about your troubles.  I'll just listen.  I'm a good listener.  I won't hit on you.  And then you can convince me to turn gay.

 :lol , I don't know. I really think I should just focus on work. But every time I see her I want to talk to her, so I end up just kind of running away and ignoring her sometimes. lol
Well you work with her right?  I bet that's difficult as balls.  I've never been attracted to anyone I work with more than sexually.  And even then that was difficult when we got involved.  Just stick to work.  Keep ignoring her.  :D

We don't exactly work together. She works in supply and I'm an MP. The only time I ever see her is when I go to the motor pool to get a HUMVEE.

...but we live in the same barracks. lol
close enough!

You should really write a fanfic.  That sounds like an awesome setting for a spanish novela
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:07:43 PM
Omg I should, the internet emo romance fanfic scene would eat it all up!
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 07:08:49 PM
is it actually a fanfic if it's about her own life?  I think fanfic enthusiasts will be mad at your terminology.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 07:09:07 PM
Omg I should, the internet emo romance fanfic scene would eat it all up!
you're referring to me :(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:10:01 PM
 :o ...  :lol

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Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2008, 07:15:13 PM
You have good friends, Rodi.

I'd have hit first and explain later. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:25:19 PM
You have good friends, Rodi.


I know.

I'd have hit first and explain later. 

wtf.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 07:27:09 PM
Rodi, can you hook me up with one of your military friends?  I want a domineering woman
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2008, 07:30:32 PM
You have good friends, Rodi.


I know.

I'd have hit first and explain later. 

wtf.

You haven't heard about Amanda at OA?   :lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:48:55 PM
lol, something tells me I don't want to know.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 07:51:17 PM
She texted me that I really hurt her last night.  :(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 07:56:16 PM
:(  did you tell her you were sorry and things just got out of hand and you still want to be friends?  I had to tell CG that when I proposed to her drunk  :-\
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Tauntaun on April 26, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
When are you going to Iraq?   :'(  I'mma pray for you while you're there.  Seriously though, don't leave us alone at EB, go awol and hide at different EBers houses.  :)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 08:42:33 PM
:(  did you tell her you were sorry and things just got out of hand and you still want to be friends?  I had to tell CG that when I proposed to her drunk  :-\

I asked her if she was being serious. She replied "Yeah but whatever" wtf

edit: She's here she wont talk to me. =(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Bacon on April 26, 2008, 08:48:29 PM
Give it time.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 08:50:15 PM
Give it time.

That's a good idea.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 09:00:34 PM
I think Rodi should have me make out with her in front of this girl to get her all jealous.  Show her what she's missing.  I'll do it to if you give me a little something something Rodi?   :-*
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 09:54:32 PM
I think Rodi should have me make out with her in front of this girl to get her all jealous.  Show her what she's missing.  I'll do it to if you give me a little something something Rodi?   :-*

How about I just give you a handjob and we spread the rumor that we had sex. lol  ;)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2008, 09:56:54 PM
How about a bj?   :-*

Remember, even former President Clinton said that oral isn't sex. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 09:59:35 PM
Clinton's a smart man.  :P
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 26, 2008, 10:00:02 PM
I'm gay too, let's have sex rodi.  :-*
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 10:01:22 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2008, 10:03:22 PM
Wow, this thread is turning into Chasing Rodi.   :lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 26, 2008, 10:04:14 PM
No, so apparently I'm going to a club with her and a couple of friends now. lol wtf
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2008, 10:07:40 PM
She could still ignore you but at least she won't mind hanging out. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Bacon on April 26, 2008, 10:20:58 PM
See? Time heals all wounds.  :heart
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 10:29:26 PM
do you go to regular clubs or gay clubs?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 10:31:45 PM
I think Rodi should have me make out with her in front of this girl to get her all jealous.  Show her what she's missing.  I'll do it to if you give me a little something something Rodi?   :-*

How about I just give you a handjob and we spread the rumor that we had sex. lol  ;)
BJ or nothing.


It's good it worked out.  Sex her up at the club
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Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: T234 on April 26, 2008, 10:54:53 PM
This thread is pretty hot.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 26, 2008, 11:54:45 PM
Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2008, 11:58:31 PM
Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

I found this surprising too.  I thought it was orgies 24/7 on the other side.


I always use to tell my self "well I could always go gay".  But now I've got nothing.  Thanks Rodi  :'(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 27, 2008, 04:55:24 AM
She asked me if I liked her, and I completely lied and said "no". I'm a compulsive liar when I'm nervous. I'm going to talk to her tomorrow.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 27, 2008, 04:58:50 AM
Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

I found this surprising too.  I thought it was orgies 24/7 on the other side.


I always use to tell my self "well I could always go gay".  But now I've got nothing.  Thanks Rodi  :'(

Uh, gays love to suck and fuck. There are no friend zones with homos. You could fuck your friend and play some videogames right after. Lesbians are still women, and women don't know shit about shit.

Gays > Lesbians
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 27, 2008, 05:06:17 AM
Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

I found this surprising too.  I thought it was orgies 24/7 on the other side.


I always use to tell my self "well I could always go gay".  But now I've got nothing.  Thanks Rodi  :'(

Uh, gays love to suck and fuck. There are no friend zones with homos. You could fuck your friend and play some videogames right after. Lesbians are still women, and women don't know shit about shit.

Gays > Lesbians

I love you, Demi.  :-[
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 27, 2008, 05:07:09 AM
send to receive
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 27, 2008, 10:26:25 PM
VICTORY!!!

 :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin
 :dur :dur :dur :dur :dur :dur :dur :dur :dur
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2008, 10:42:05 PM
Congrats!



What victory?  ??? 

Details.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2008, 10:42:06 PM
DETAILS!?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 27, 2008, 11:00:47 PM
She likes me. Her close friend told me in her room that she likes me. And from her text message she sent me (and later tried to keep me from reading) she doesn't know I'm gay. I swear to God people keep forgetting that I tell them.  :(

 :D

edit: I don't know what tomorrow will bring!
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2008, 11:03:06 PM
She likes me. Her close friend told me in her room that she likes me. And from her text message she sent me (and later tried to keep me from reading) she doesn't know I'm gay. I swear to God people keep forgetting that I tell them.  :(

 :D

edit: I don't know what tomorrow will bring!

 :rapetime
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 27, 2008, 11:04:04 PM
She likes me. Her close friend told me in her room that she likes me. And from her text message she sent me (and later tried to keep me from reading) she doesn't know I'm gay. I swear to God people keep forgetting that I tell them.  :(

 :D

edit: I don't know what tomorrow will bring!

Post pics, is she ugly? It is assumed that dykes bring the ugly.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2008, 11:05:18 PM
Ever watched L Word, Demi?  Those chicks are pretty hot. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 27, 2008, 11:11:58 PM
I think she's pretty. wtf. lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2008, 11:32:58 PM
Disappointment total.  I was thinking it was going to be some raunchy story about drunk muff diving at the bar, then some hard military policing when you brought her back home, but it was not to be.   :'(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 27, 2008, 11:47:11 PM
I think she's pretty. wtf. lol

Post pics, and we'll put it to a vote.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Bacon on April 27, 2008, 11:52:15 PM
The military sounds like an episode of Dawson's Creek.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2008, 11:53:27 PM
The military sounds like an episode of Dawson's Creek.

Probably why Iraq is taking so long. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 12:37:35 AM
Wow you guys are assholes!  :lol

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 28, 2008, 12:38:22 AM
Wow you guys are assholes!  :lol

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

PMs are welcome
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Ichirou on April 28, 2008, 12:40:02 AM
Wow you guys are assholes!  :lol

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

Post one of you.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 12:41:43 AM
Wow you guys are assholes!  :lol

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

Post one of you.

omg, I already did on the "POST PICS OF YOURSELF" thread.  >:(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 02:09:13 AM
Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become.
We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.
The L Word fails me once again.  :'(
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 02:34:35 AM
Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become.
We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.
The L Word fails me once again.  :'(

I watched that episode. Fail total.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 28, 2008, 02:39:25 AM
Thanks for the PM, rodi. She seems ok. I'd lay it on her.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 02:48:12 AM
Glad you agree.  :lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 28, 2008, 02:50:10 AM
She needs to do something with her hair.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 28, 2008, 02:51:03 AM
She needs to do something with her hair.

Down there?  :o
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 28, 2008, 02:52:32 AM
Probably.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 02:55:18 AM
Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become.
We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.
The L Word fails me once again.  :'(

I watched that episode. Fail total.
i'm about to catch up on this season, but i'm really sick of the show. i'm totally burnt out on the drama and the fact that any time two females are alone, there's a 75% chance they're gonna fuck. Yeah, i know how gay that sounds especially when all the actresses are hot in their own way (except for the girl that plays the FTM TG), but it's so predictable and lame. It's like porn with a decent storyline. And fucking Shane... Hell, i want to fuck her too, but her mutant ability to attract women is just ridiculous. Marlee Matlin and Goldfrapp are the best things this season has produced so far.

As much as i like the show and as fucking hot as it is, it annoys the hell out of me at the same time. Well, i'm off to watch five hours of it!
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 03:01:07 AM
It is annoying how they portray the lives of lesbians as full of sex. lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 28, 2008, 03:04:05 AM
That blonde chick who used to be on General Hospital is really hot. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 03:11:04 AM
I didn't say it wasn't true. Just annoying that not one of the L Word chicks can refrain from sex. At least once.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 28, 2008, 03:11:35 AM
Life is easier when you're not in th army, rodi.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 28, 2008, 03:12:16 AM
Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2008, 03:12:25 AM
wait demi actually got pics?  pm rodi! 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 03:13:59 AM
Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

What character are you talking about?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 28, 2008, 03:14:56 AM
wait demi actually got pics?  pm rodi! 

She doesn't trust straight people. You understand. I instill that vote of confidence.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 28, 2008, 03:17:58 AM
Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

What character are you talking about?

This girl

Her name is Alicia Leigh Willis.  I just remembered her as Sonny's sister. 

(http://f.screensavers.com/OMS/img/535/gh_willis_215.gif)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 03:23:07 AM
Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

What character are you talking about?

This girl

Her name is Alicia Leigh Willis.  I just remembered her as Sonny's sister. 

(http://f.screensavers.com/OMS/img/535/gh_willis_215.gif)

Guest star, I think.

I didn't say it wasn't true. Just annoying that not one of the L Word chicks can refrain from sex. At least once.

Listen, we've already come to understand that we'll never be able to join in on the fun, so I think the least you gals can do is have sex all the time, in public places where us men can all see.

So no, they should never refrain from sex. Not even once. In fact, I demand a 24/7 channel of the L Word in the style of the Truman show. Only if they try to escape, they die.

I'll do it only for you.  ;)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: tiesto on April 28, 2008, 10:27:15 AM
Rodi, I'd hook you up with my friend Monica... but I think she only goes for Italian or Puerto Rican girls, sorry.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: tiesto on April 28, 2008, 10:37:13 AM
She needs to do something with her hair.

Down there?  :o

Yeah, like let it grow out!  :-*
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2008, 10:55:35 AM
Rodi, if it doesn't work out.  I'm here.  I'm sensitive like a woman if that helps.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2008, 11:10:16 AM
wait demi actually got pics?  pm rodi! 

She doesn't trust straight people. You understand. I instill that vote of confidence.

She sent me a PM too!  na nana na na


Thanks for calling me straight though.  That's uncharacteristically kind of you. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Tauntaun on April 28, 2008, 11:28:50 AM
Rodi, if it doesn't work out.  I'm here.  I'm sensitive like a woman if that helps.

Tis true, he listens to Matchbox 20.  Say Rodi, can I get a .50 cal sniper rifle?  :angel
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 28, 2008, 09:28:41 PM
Things aren't working out. Apparently she doesn't want to hurt me so she won't do anything but she keeps asking me all these little things like what my favorite fucking color is, and if I would go out on a date with her and shit. I'm fucking pissed off, I'm going to drop this.

I'll try to get you a .50 cal sniper rifle.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2008, 10:08:26 PM
drop it.  it seems like she wants to lead you on.  i've been there!

let's watch pan's labyrinth
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2008, 10:18:36 PM
Tell her your favorite color is "fucking her in the ass with a strap-on".

purple and brown is my favorite colour too. 
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Tauntaun on April 28, 2008, 10:42:52 PM
Things aren't working out. Apparently she doesn't want to hurt me so she won't do anything but she keeps asking me all these little things like what my favorite fucking color is, and if I would go out on a date with her and shit. I'm fucking pissed off, I'm going to drop this.

I'll try to get you a .50 cal sniper rifle.

 :o    :-*  :heart
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Bacon on April 29, 2008, 12:21:33 AM
Things aren't working out. Apparently she doesn't want to hurt me so she won't do anything but she keeps asking me all these little things like what my favorite fucking color is, and if I would go out on a date with her and shit. I'm fucking pissed off, I'm going to drop this.

I'll try to get you a .50 cal sniper rifle.

You could always go straight.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 29, 2008, 12:57:26 AM
Rodi, you should hook up with Mina.  She's one hot lesbian.  Charming personality too. 

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9075&st=60&p=155271&#entry155271
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Homemade Milk on April 29, 2008, 03:25:58 AM
ive got a problem with you being a lesbian and not hot at the same time.

go straight.
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2008, 03:33:21 AM
Homemade Milk, how would you feel if you saw your sister making out with another chick?  Would it turn you on?
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 29, 2008, 04:30:07 AM
Rodi, you should hook up with Mina.  She's one hot lesbian.  Charming personality too. 

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9075&st=60&p=155271&#entry155271

Mina's a dude.

Rodi - What did I tell you about this chick?!  She's bad news.  Best to drop it there's better pussy out there.

HomemadeMilk - I'm going to kick your ass.

Smooth Groove - You watch General Hospital?  smh

mupepe - You're like that whiny little girl that cries in the corner all the time.  ::)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: demi on April 29, 2008, 04:32:12 AM
ive got a problem with you being a lesbian and not hot at the same time.

go straight.

:lol
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2008, 10:01:08 AM
Rodi, you should hook up with Mina.  She's one hot lesbian.  Charming personality too. 

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9075&st=60&p=155271&#entry155271

Mina's a dude.

Rodi - What did I tell you about this chick?!  She's bad news.  Best to drop it there's better pussy out there.

HomemadeMilk - I'm going to kick your ass.

Smooth Groove - You watch General Hospital?  smh

mupepe - You're like that whiny little girl that cries in the corner all the time.  ::)
you're going to get your ass beat talking like that.  best reckonize.  how am i whining?  i'm trying to get with your sister.  quit cock blocking!  Seems like someone didn't get their 20 hours of sleep.  Go get a cat nap.  :punch :punch

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Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: rodi on April 29, 2008, 10:23:24 AM
ive got a problem with you being a lesbian and not hot at the same time.

go straight.

Wow, thanks a lot, homemade milk.  ;)
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Tauntaun on April 29, 2008, 11:00:25 AM
Do you need my home address to ship the snipe, I'll pay for S&H?  Also, I can use only 1 clip and just reload it but if you could send me a whole case of rounds that'd be super awesome. XOXOXO TY! :hyper  I'm gonna use it to shoot squirrels in the front yard!  :gun
Title: Re: I got totally wasted last night...
Post by: Bacon on April 29, 2008, 12:24:46 PM
ive got a problem with you being a lesbian and not hot at the same time.

go straight.

This creep wants to be attracted to his sisters.