I got totally wasted last night...

[rodi]

No, so apparently I'm going to a club with her and a couple of friends now. lol wtf

[Smooth Groove]

She could still ignore you but at least she won't mind hanging out. 

[Bacon]

See? Time heals all wounds. 

[Phoenix Dark]

do you go to regular clubs or gay clubs?

[Madrun Badrun]

I think Rodi should have me make out with her in front of this girl to get her all jealous.  Show her what she's missing.  I'll do it to if you give me a little something something Rodi?   

How about I just give you a handjob and we spread the rumor that we had sex. lol 

BJ or nothing.


It's good it worked out.  Sex her up at the club

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then post about it 

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[T234]

This thread is pretty hot.

[BlueTsunami]

Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

[Madrun Badrun]

Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

I found this surprising too.  I thought it was orgies 24/7 on the other side.


I always use to tell my self "well I could always go gay".  But now I've got nothing.  Thanks Rodi  :'(

[rodi]

She asked me if I liked her, and I completely lied and said "no". I'm a compulsive liar when I'm nervous. I'm going to talk to her tomorrow.

[demi]

Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

I found this surprising too.  I thought it was orgies 24/7 on the other side.


I always use to tell my self "well I could always go gay".  But now I've got nothing.  Thanks Rodi  :'(

Uh, gays love to suck and fuck. There are no friend zones with homos. You could fuck your friend and play some videogames right after. Lesbians are still women, and women don't know shit about shit.

Gays > Lesbians

[rodi]

Wow, sounds like even Lesbians have to deal with "Friend Zones" ;_;

I found this surprising too.  I thought it was orgies 24/7 on the other side.


I always use to tell my self "well I could always go gay".  But now I've got nothing.  Thanks Rodi  :'(

Uh, gays love to suck and fuck. There are no friend zones with homos. You could fuck your friend and play some videogames right after. Lesbians are still women, and women don't know shit about shit.

Gays > Lesbians

I love you, Demi. 

[demi]

send to receive

[rodi]

VICTORY!!!

 
 

[Smooth Groove]

Congrats!



What victory?   

Details.

[Madrun Badrun]

DETAILS!?

[rodi]

She likes me. Her close friend told me in her room that she likes me. And from her text message she sent me (and later tried to keep me from reading) she doesn't know I'm gay. I swear to God people keep forgetting that I tell them. 

 

edit: I don't know what tomorrow will bring!

[Smooth Groove]

She likes me. Her close friend told me in her room that she likes me. And from her text message she sent me (and later tried to keep me from reading) she doesn't know I'm gay. I swear to God people keep forgetting that I tell them. 

 

edit: I don't know what tomorrow will bring!

 :rapetime

[demi]

She likes me. Her close friend told me in her room that she likes me. And from her text message she sent me (and later tried to keep me from reading) she doesn't know I'm gay. I swear to God people keep forgetting that I tell them. 

 

edit: I don't know what tomorrow will bring!

Post pics, is she ugly? It is assumed that dykes bring the ugly.

[Smooth Groove]

Ever watched L Word, Demi?  Those chicks are pretty hot. 

[rodi]

I think she's pretty. wtf. lol

[Madrun Badrun]

Disappointment total.  I was thinking it was going to be some raunchy story about drunk muff diving at the bar, then some hard military policing when you brought her back home, but it was not to be.   :'(

[Joe Molotov]

I think she's pretty. wtf. lol

Post pics, and we'll put it to a vote.

[Bacon]

The military sounds like an episode of Dawson's Creek.

[Madrun Badrun]

The military sounds like an episode of Dawson's Creek.

Probably why Iraq is taking so long. 

[rodi]

Wow you guys are assholes! 

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

[demi]

Wow you guys are assholes! 

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

PMs are welcome

[Ichirou]

Wow you guys are assholes! 

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

Post one of you.

[rodi]

Wow you guys are assholes! 

I'm not posting any pic's, btw.

Post one of you.

omg, I already did on the "POST PICS OF YOURSELF" thread. 

[aoi tsuki]

Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become. We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.

The L Word fails me once again.  :'(

[rodi]

Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become. We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.

The L Word fails me once again.  :'(

I watched that episode. Fail total.

[demi]

Thanks for the PM, rodi. She seems ok. I'd lay it on her.

[rodi]

Glad you agree. 

[demi]

She needs to do something with her hair.

[Smooth Groove]

She needs to do something with her hair.

Down there? 

[demi]

Probably.

[aoi tsuki]

Won't they throw you out of the army for being a lesbian?  Seems like you wouldn't go around telling people that.

Honestly, most of our nco's and officers know. But they just don't care...that's how ridiculous the "don't ask, don't tell" policy has become. We all joined the army for pretty much the same reason, and no one really cares what we choose to do with our relationships.

The L Word fails me once again.  :'(

I watched that episode. Fail total.

i'm about to catch up on this season, but i'm really sick of the show. i'm totally burnt out on the drama and the fact that any time two females are alone, there's a 75% chance they're gonna fuck. Yeah, i know how gay that sounds especially when all the actresses are hot in their own way (except for the girl that plays the FTM TG), but it's so predictable and lame. It's like porn with a decent storyline. And fucking Shane... Hell, i want to fuck her too, but her mutant ability to attract women is just ridiculous. Marlee Matlin and Goldfrapp are the best things this season has produced so far.

As much as i like the show and as fucking hot as it is, it annoys the hell out of me at the same time. Well, i'm off to watch five hours of it!

[rodi]

It is annoying how they portray the lives of lesbians as full of sex. lol

[Smooth Groove]

That blonde chick who used to be on General Hospital is really hot. 

[rodi]

I didn't say it wasn't true. Just annoying that not one of the L Word chicks can refrain from sex. At least once.

[demi]

Life is easier when you're not in th army, rodi.

[Smooth Groove]

Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

[Madrun Badrun]

wait demi actually got pics?  pm rodi! 

[rodi]

Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

What character are you talking about?

[demi]

wait demi actually got pics?  pm rodi! 

She doesn't trust straight people. You understand. I instill that vote of confidence.

[Smooth Groove]

Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

What character are you talking about?

This girl

Her name is Alicia Leigh Willis.  I just remembered her as Sonny's sister. 

[rodi]

Rodi, is that General Hospital chick a regular cast member or just a guest star?

What character are you talking about?

This girl

Her name is Alicia Leigh Willis.  I just remembered her as Sonny's sister. 

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Guest star, I think.

I didn't say it wasn't true. Just annoying that not one of the L Word chicks can refrain from sex. At least once.

Listen, we've already come to understand that we'll never be able to join in on the fun, so I think the least you gals can do is have sex all the time, in public places where us men can all see.

So no, they should never refrain from sex. Not even once. In fact, I demand a 24/7 channel of the L Word in the style of the Truman show. Only if they try to escape, they die.

I'll do it only for you. 

[tiesto]

Rodi, I'd hook you up with my friend Monica... but I think she only goes for Italian or Puerto Rican girls, sorry.

[tiesto]

She needs to do something with her hair.

Down there? 

Yeah, like let it grow out! 

[Mupepe]

Rodi, if it doesn't work out.  I'm here.  I'm sensitive like a woman if that helps.

[Madrun Badrun]

wait demi actually got pics?  pm rodi! 

She doesn't trust straight people. You understand. I instill that vote of confidence.

She sent me a PM too!  na nana na na


Thanks for calling me straight though.  That's uncharacteristically kind of you. 

[Tauntaun]

Rodi, if it doesn't work out.  I'm here.  I'm sensitive like a woman if that helps.

Tis true, he listens to Matchbox 20.  Say Rodi, can I get a .50 cal sniper rifle? 

[rodi]

Things aren't working out. Apparently she doesn't want to hurt me so she won't do anything but she keeps asking me all these little things like what my favorite fucking color is, and if I would go out on a date with her and shit. I'm fucking pissed off, I'm going to drop this.

I'll try to get you a .50 cal sniper rifle.

[Mupepe]

drop it.  it seems like she wants to lead you on.  i've been there!

let's watch pan's labyrinth

[Madrun Badrun]

Tell her your favorite color is "fucking her in the ass with a strap-on".

purple and brown is my favorite colour too. 

[Tauntaun]

Things aren't working out. Apparently she doesn't want to hurt me so she won't do anything but she keeps asking me all these little things like what my favorite fucking color is, and if I would go out on a date with her and shit. I'm fucking pissed off, I'm going to drop this.

I'll try to get you a .50 cal sniper rifle.

      

[Bacon]

Things aren't working out. Apparently she doesn't want to hurt me so she won't do anything but she keeps asking me all these little things like what my favorite fucking color is, and if I would go out on a date with her and shit. I'm fucking pissed off, I'm going to drop this.

I'll try to get you a .50 cal sniper rifle.

You could always go straight.

[Smooth Groove]

Rodi, you should hook up with Mina.  She's one hot lesbian.  Charming personality too. 

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9075&st=60&p=155271&#entry155271

[Homemade Milk]

ive got a problem with you being a lesbian and not hot at the same time.

go straight.

[Ichirou]

Homemade Milk, how would you feel if you saw your sister making out with another chick?  Would it turn you on?

[CrystalGemini]

Rodi, you should hook up with Mina.  She's one hot lesbian.  Charming personality too. 

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9075&st=60&p=155271&#entry155271

Mina's a dude.

Rodi - What did I tell you about this chick?!  She's bad news.  Best to drop it there's better pussy out there.

HomemadeMilk - I'm going to kick your ass.

Smooth Groove - You watch General Hospital?  smh

mupepe - You're like that whiny little girl that cries in the corner all the time.