All the trailers so far have looked fuck awesomeso you wanna go together?
All the trailers so far have looked fuck awesomeso you wanna go together?
All the trailers so far have looked fuck awesomeso you wanna go together?
:o Is that a yes? OMG I'll pick you up at 6!All the trailers so far have looked fuck awesomeso you wanna go together?
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How about 8:54 (six to nine.....sixty-nine.....get it? :-\)
How about 8:54 (six to nine.....sixty-nine.....get it? :-\):o I'm down!
My wife loves Robert Downey Jr. (who the hell doesn't?), and I love Iron Man, so we're definitely seeing this over the weekend.
Possibly. I fucking love Iron Man and if I throw enough money at marvel they'll make a Deadpool movie.You're the wisest 15 year old I know.
My wife loves Robert Downey Jr. (who the hell doesn't?), and I love Iron Man, so we're definitely seeing this over the weekend.
She's probably cheating on you with him. Don't give that cuckold-maker your eight dollars!
I have no wife so I will be seeing it.
No, I bought GTA4 instead. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/30/grand.theft.auto/index.html)
Andrew Reiner, who reviewed "GTA IV" for Game Informer, a well-known destination for all things gaming, scored it as a 10.0/10.0 under the title of "Perfection."
"I now know how film critics felt after screening 'The Godfather,' " his review began.
"GTA IV" is a "landscape-changing event that doesn't come around very often," Reiner said.
D.J. Brotherson from Winnipeg, Canada, said he enjoyed the game so much, he wanted to skip work and keep playing all night, saying it was unlike any game he had ever played.
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"The story line is very well-written," he said, adding that the game "plays like an interactive Martin Scorsese movie."
"Today, I was as excited as I was when I was 5 years old and I just got my first Nintendo Entertainment System on Christmas Day."
D.J. Brotherson from Winnipeg, Canada, said he enjoyed the game so much, he wanted to skip work and keep playing all night, saying it was unlike any game he had ever played.
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Just Checked RT and Iron Man is at 95%. Holy Shit, its better then SPIDERMAN.
better than spiderman != hardspoiler (click to show/hide)me = hard[close]
bought 8 tickets for me and some friends tomorrow
gonna FUK ROKK
cheeseburgers?
Robert Downey Jr. = Fantastic
Paltrow = suprisingly fantastic
Jeff Bridges = really cheesey as the bad guy. eh
BRIDGES :(. He in the big fight at the end used all those cheesey bad guy lines and puns it was so odd since he is a badass actor.
BUUUUT Downey Jr. made this movie, absolutely made it. He carried this second tier super hero to be my favorite marvel movie outside of Spider-Man 2. Him alone, without him it would have been another daredevil or fantastic four. But because of how he played the role and his acting he made it one of the best marvel movies ever. I never seen a movie's quality so determined by one actor.
Is that a good thing? I am unsure, but I don't care Robert Downey Jr.: The movie was damn awesome. MEH JEFF BRIDGES
Go to it, it is thanks to Downey a top tier marvel movie. He is such a joy to watch. Bridges is VERY good pre-omg evil bad guy though so dont get me wrong on that.
his character before he turns all evil reminds me of steve balmer from microsoft lol.
But in the end downey makes this movie, its so much fun watching him. Terence Howard is very good too but isnt given enough screen time. But who cares omg Downey.
My audience was wild too. When the trailer for the new M Night Shymamaallalan movie came on they booed and hissed when his name appeared on the screen, it was lol. First time I heard booing in a theater.
But in the end the character of Iron Man doesn't deserve the quality movie he is given. fantastic four and hulk are meh while a less one iron man gets it done right, Downey DOWNEY DOWNEY!
Stan Lee cameo spoiler (fuck you Cheebs!)spoiler (click to show/hide)Also probably the funniest Stan Lee cameo. Iron Man confuses him for Hugh Hefner lol[close]
cheeseburgers?
I mean, half of our group is women
not our group is half-women
Some recent drawings I've seen have apparently changed the look to the character. He probably got jealous when the Punisher went black so he changed his look too.
It's not an absolute disaster, I just expected something better directed than this.
Isn't Nick Fury white?
Some recent drawings I've seen have apparently changed the look to the character. He probably got jealous when the Punisher went black so he changed his look too.
Wait wait wait wait...say what now? >:(
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Yup, IronMan is good film.i wish you'd blow me away
I got bored at the start, then the action started and i was blown away :)
Yup, IronMan is good film.i wish you'd blow me away
I got bored at the start, then the action started and i was blown away :)
7/10 is about right. It does make up for Transformers being a complete disaster to me, though, since that flick scared me away from dumb movies for the next year.
Just got back. Meh. It's not horrible, but it's pretty fucking average in nearly every regard. I expected cheese so that didn't bother me much, but I could only take so much of the bad script and strange editing. The final battle gave me Transformers flashbacks.
But omg Downey Jr. is fucking awesome. Terrence Howard meh, Paltrow omg. I couldn't take Jeff Bridges seriously once...well, see the movie. It's a pretty funny movie, which I didn't expect. The audience was cracking up
7/10
The IJ trailer definitely fell flat.
Yup, IronMan is good film.i wish you'd blow me away
I got bored at the start, then the action started and i was blown away :)
Dr. Spaceman > Iron Man
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Good movie. Robert Downey Jr was awesome. I like how they ended it.spoiler (click to show/hide)Must...protect....secret identity....Ah screw, you know what? I'm Iron Man, bitches. And then, Samuel L as Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers :bow2[close]
Great fucking movie.:lol
It's a 7/10 at best.Gosh, I'm glad you cleared that up. How about we give you half the film's profits in order to keep your damaging opinions on the down low
I went to see this, but where the fuck was Samuel L. Jackson? I completely missed him. Avengers? WTF U TALKIN BOUT, BOY?
I went to see this, but where the fuck was Samuel L. Jackson? I completely missed him. Avengers? WTF U TALKIN BOUT, BOY?
I can't believe you think Iron Man even comes close to any of the Spider Man movies, let alone The Goddamn Batman "Christian Motherfucking Bale" Begins. Superman, okay, Spidey or Batman? Fuck no.
EB's Batman Begins hate is so smh worthy.
So, smh.
I don't see what his previous directing experience has to do with anything. And if we're going that way, you mean the director of Zathura is worse than the director of the horrible Insomnia remake??? You mean the director of Elf is worse than the director of For the Love of the Game????EB's Batman Begins hate is so smh worthy.
So, smh.
Yeah, I really don't understand. I mean the guys at GAF are fucking nutso because they'd saw their dick off to shake Christian Bale's hand, but Batman Begins WAS a great fucking film. Whereas most comic book movies fall under these pardons for being based off a comic book and therefore have a shit plot, shittier writing, and are usually only made tolerable by the lead actors, Batman Begins retconned all that bullshit to not only turn out one of the best comic book movies of all time, but a solid action thriller in its own right with an amalgam of nods to multiple comics (like the tank-like Batmobile from DKR).
Iron Man is just 2 hours of Downey ad-libbing lines with a half-assed political commentary buried by some atrocious fucking dialog. Was I the only one who didn't forget that cellmate of Stark's in the origin story of the film? "You left me to kill people for 10 minutes, yet I still have enough will to cheer you on with my dying breath, and reveal that the family I mentioned previously didn't actually exist, nullifying my pitiful role in this shitheap".
Let's not forget Jon Favreau's experience with film before! Wait, what's that? He directed ZATHURA?! Well wait, what about...OH NO! HE DIRECTED FUCKING ELF! SURELY he's better than the fucking directors who made MEMENTO and EVIL DEAD!? NO, HE ISN'T, go suck a row of six dicks, you fucking scrubs.
I don't see what his previous directing experience has to do with anything. And if we're going that way, you mean the director of Zathura is worse than the director of the horrible Insomnia remake??? You mean the director of Elf is worse than the director of For the Love of the Game????EB's Batman Begins hate is so smh worthy.
So, smh.
Yeah, I really don't understand. I mean the guys at GAF are fucking nutso because they'd saw their dick off to shake Christian Bale's hand, but Batman Begins WAS a great fucking film. Whereas most comic book movies fall under these pardons for being based off a comic book and therefore have a shit plot, shittier writing, and are usually only made tolerable by the lead actors, Batman Begins retconned all that bullshit to not only turn out one of the best comic book movies of all time, but a solid action thriller in its own right with an amalgam of nods to multiple comics (like the tank-like Batmobile from DKR).
Iron Man is just 2 hours of Downey ad-libbing lines with a half-assed political commentary buried by some atrocious fucking dialog. Was I the only one who didn't forget that cellmate of Stark's in the origin story of the film? "You left me to kill people for 10 minutes, yet I still have enough will to cheer you on with my dying breath, and reveal that the family I mentioned previously didn't actually exist, nullifying my pitiful role in this shitheap".
Let's not forget Jon Favreau's experience with film before! Wait, what's that? He directed ZATHURA?! Well wait, what about...OH NO! HE DIRECTED FUCKING ELF! SURELY he's better than the fucking directors who made MEMENTO and EVIL DEAD!? NO, HE ISN'T, go suck a row of six dicks, you fucking scrubs.
I can't believe you think Iron Man even comes close to any of the Spider Man movies, let alone The Goddamn Batman "Christian Motherfucking Bale" Begins. Superman, okay, Spidey or Batman? Fuck no.
I can't believe you think Iron Man even comes close to any of the Spider Man movies, let alone The Goddamn Batman "Christian Motherfucking Bale" Begins. Superman, okay, Spidey or Batman? Fuck no.
Any of the Spider-Man movies? Come on dude, 3 chokes on dick.
Iron Man is an average cheesy comic film. It's not better than Batman Begins. It's not better than SM1 or SM2. It's a fun 7/10 flick, shitty dialogue included.A fifth time, please.
Iron Man is an average cheesy comic film. It's not better than Batman Begins. It's not better than SM1 or SM2. It's a fun 7/10 flick, shitty dialogue included.
Sometimes I think you like hearing yourself talk (or, reading what you type I guess)
Batman peaked when he kicked all the people out of his house. after that it fell apart and got unfocused. I liked Iron Man better. It dragged a little at points, but I left very satisfied.
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HOLY SHIT
Spider-Man 2 was a well-made popcorn superhero movie, Iron Man is turning into the most over-hyped pile of shit sandwiches in 2008.Dude, you're a fucking joyless tool...
How can you say Iron Man was focused? Seriously, did you guys gloss over my previous post? THE ENTIRE ORIGIN STORY TO IRON MAN SUCKED BALLS. IT HAD A USELESS SIDEKICK THAT DIES, AND SETS UP FOR A VILLAIN WHO TURNS OUT ISN'T ACTUALLY THE VILLAIN.
On top of that, every theme in Iron Man clashed with each other. You have a sad attempt at Brit humor coming from Stark's Jeeves-Bot, cute humor coming from Stark's robot arm helpers, sarcasm from Stark himself, half-assed romance, an extremely half-assed villain. I mean, ffs.
Iron Man plays out like the second movie in a series. The first movie is supposed to establish direction, instead we get 10 minutes of useless origin story, a completely hollow villain, and about 5,000 different hints and nods at what might be in the sequel. It's like Favreau went "Okay Downey, just stand in front of the camera and ad-lib a ton of goofy shit, we're gonna spray you with a fire extinguisher, and then the rest is CGI and we can go home. You ready Bobby? ACTION!" and then they went into post.
Spider-Man 2 was a well-made popcorn superhero movie, Iron Man is turning into the most over-hyped pile of shit sandwiches in 2008.Dude, you're a fucking joyless tool...
How can you say Iron Man was focused? Seriously, did you guys gloss over my previous post? THE ENTIRE ORIGIN STORY TO IRON MAN SUCKED BALLS. IT HAD A USELESS SIDEKICK THAT DIES, AND SETS UP FOR A VILLAIN WHO TURNS OUT ISN'T ACTUALLY THE VILLAIN.
On top of that, every theme in Iron Man clashed with each other. You have a sad attempt at Brit humor coming from Stark's Jeeves-Bot, cute humor coming from Stark's robot arm helpers, sarcasm from Stark himself, half-assed romance, an extremely half-assed villain. I mean, ffs.
Iron Man plays out like the second movie in a series. The first movie is supposed to establish direction, instead we get 10 minutes of useless origin story, a completely hollow villain, and about 5,000 different hints and nods at what might be in the sequel. It's like Favreau went "Okay Downey, just stand in front of the camera and ad-lib a ton of goofy shit, we're gonna spray you with a fire extinguisher, and then the rest is CGI and we can go home. You ready Bobby? ACTION!" and then they went into post.
After the credits, yo. Sam L shows up to set up the sequel/spin-off.spoiler (click to show/hide)Tony Stark gets home after his press conference, and his house is dark but you see Samuel L standing by the window and he's like "I am Iron Man, huh? You think you're the only superhero running around? You're stepping into a much larger world here." and Tony's like "Who are you?" and turns around and he's got the trademark eyepatch and he's like "I'm Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm here to talk to you about The Avengers Project."[close]
Marvel announced Iron Man 2, Thor, Avengers, and some other movie I cant be bothered to remember
Marvel announced Iron Man 2, Thor, Avengers, and some other movie I cant be bothered to remember
Captain America.
Raban is insane. Iron Man was good times.
AICN said Thor had a great script.
AICN said Thor had a script so good that after writing up the review of how good the script was, that moriarty cut off his hands knowing that nothing he could ever write would even be worthy of working using the same concept of linguistics as such a fine piece of writing.
AICN said Thor had a script so good that after writing up the review of how good the script was, that moriarty cut off his dick knowing that nothing he could ever write would make him cum as hard and as long as such a fine piece of writing.
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AICN said Thor had a script so freaking sweet it gave harry knowles diabetes!fixed to accurately reflect aicn hyperbole
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AICN said Thor had a script almost as delicious as Harry's Japanese mail-order bride's vaginafixed to accurately reflect aicn hyperbole
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Nobody is saying it's great or amazing. Most of the reviews, especially with our established crowd, have given it numerical values like SEVEN-POINT-OH, which hardly qualifies as "jizzing".
The flick was good, Raban - suck it hard and suck it long!
Thor should be bad ass. I have huge Norwegian ancestry so they should cast me a part in that movie. :-*I already am, baby :-*
Mighty Thor :rockYes, I am mighty :rock
I can't believe you think Iron Man even comes close to any of the Spider Man movies, let alone The Goddamn Batman "Christian Motherfucking Bale" Begins. Superman, okay, Spidey or Batman? Fuck no.I personally think that Begins jerked around the fans too much by completely throwing out burton's style. Nobody cares about the exposition or the fucking “origin” in a comic book movie. the character is just a symbol so showing how he became a crime fighter could be interesting, but the way Nolan did it was way too full of exposition. I'm simply a fan of the burton's style (the correct way) so I was let down by Begins.
Slot me into the "good, but not great or especially memorable" camp. Its light and breezy and fun, but its so damn derivative. It goes everywhere you expect it to, and not in new or exciting ways. The direction is really poor, and the editing was rather shoddy too. The characters all feel so one dimensional, Stark included. And I am about the biggest RDJ fanboy you'll find, but I honestly dont think his performance was as charasmatic and engaging as its being made out to be. I felt his similar performance in KKBB was leagues better, and worth the price of admission for that film. Back to some final positives: the effects were great, there was some great humor, and RDJ's performance, while not the second coming as previously mentioned, is still the reason to see the movie. Ill see the sequel for sure, but its not something Ill be biting my nails in anticipation for.
Since this is the internet, and comparisons are what we do, Id slot this into the middle tier of superhero flicks. It shits all over the X3's, Punisher's, Fantastic Fours, and the Superman Returns' of the world, but I don't think it holds a candle to S-M2, BB, or even Sin City. For me, this is basically on the level of S-M1 and X2.
ReviewSounds like you had the exact same feelings I posted on the other page. "Good, but not great or especially memorable" pretty much best sums up this movie for me.
The Burton Batman movies fucking sucked. Michael Keaton was horrific, the costume sucked balls, and making the Joker the dude who killed Bruce's parents is the biggest heap of bullshit in the history of film. The only redeeming thing about Burton's two films was the score, done by the masterful Prince.I think Keaton did a better job because he didn't try and change his voice as though he got a third testicle every time he slipped on the costume. I understand that Bale was trying to make it look like his personality changes when he puts on latex but that's just throwing shit directly at the superhero's creators so I really got pissed off at it. I didn't have a problem with either actor's acting besides that but Burton at least has a shred of originality in making a more fantasyish style and changing the story a little. Making Joker a bad guy to bring out Batman's inner demons is actually pretty interesting. I think that you just went into Nolan's movies with too much hype and are trying to thumb your nose at Burton's batmans because you watched it when you were 5.
The Burton Batman movies fucking sucked. Michael Keaton was horrific, the costume sucked balls, and making the Joker the dude who killed Bruce's parents is the biggest heap of bullshit in the history of film. The only redeeming thing about Burton's two films was the score, done by the masterful Prince.I think Keaton did a better job because he didn't try and change his voice as though he got a third testicle every time he slipped on the costume. I understand that Bale was trying to make it look like his personality changes when he puts on latex but that's just throwing shit directly at the superhero's creators so I really got pissed off at it. I didn't have a problem with either actor's acting besides that but Burton at least has a shred of originality in making a more fantasyish style and changing the story a little. Making Joker a bad guy to bring out Batman's inner demons is actually pretty interesting. I think that you just went into Nolan's movies with too much hype and are trying to thumb your nose at Burton's batmans because you watched it when you were 5.
you can not switch mediums (especially from comic book to film) without changing a shitload of the timeline. I did watch the burton batmans when I was around 5, but I also read the comics at the same exact time. I simply thought it was interesting how Burton made batman a vengeful guy. you can't actually pull off a superhero storyline as well in a movie as in a comic book so the most I expected was that they would take gotham city and make a story loosely based on batman. Burton made a very interesting movie. If you didn't know anything about batman, you could be entertained by it. That's why I think burton did a good job, because it was good as a movie and not because it followed the batman storyline written for a different medium.
But seriously, what the fuck was up with Bale's voice?
Bale is even cold and brooding when he's getting pounded in the ass by Ewan McGregor as a wild homo Iggy Pop.
Next gen Keanu Reeves.
AICN said Thor had a script so good that after writing up the review of how good the script was, that moriarty cut off his hands knowing that nothing he could ever write would even be worthy of working using the same concept of linguistics as such a fine piece of writing.
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Iron Man was awesome.
Batman Begins is the better movie but that doesn't mean that Iron Man sucked in any way. I'm pretty sure the only people who hate Iron Man are:
1) bitter sons of bitches
2) sociopaths
3) Postmodern toolsheds that penetrate their assholes every night with a 12" black dildo nicknamed "Submission."
9/10