THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 09, 2006, 11:44:44 PM
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This is what Kirsten looks like normally. It looks like she ate the vast majority of a tub of lard, and it went straight to her frickin' pumpkin head. She used the remainder of the lard to make her face fuckin' shiny.
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Kirsten's emo face. Every main character makes an emo face at least once in the trailer. Sandman's happened too quick and I didn't feel like catching it because it was in like 2 fast frames.
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This is Ms. Dunst getting ready to "pay" Mr. Raimi for letting her act in another movie despite her sub-Portman looks and acting ability. Keep reaching for that rainbow, Ms. Dunst, I'm sure you won't completely ruin a movie, someday.
Note: Mr. Raimi was left sterile after this particular attack from the knob-gobbler.
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That is Kirsten's manly, hairy hairy arm on the left. I hope Peter likes getting handjobs from lumberjacks, or something.
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Goblin's emo face. This one was too priceless to pass up. He was also poorly delivering lines when he was wearing this grimace. Note that James Franco can't act either. He just kinda looks decent in that "missing chromosomes" kinda way.
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It looks like Tobey's just slipped on a banana peel. Or maybe on some grease that dripped off Kirsten's enormous head.
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This is Tobey looking like an old man that's just been told his social security has been cut off.
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This was a scene I thought was kinda cool in the trailer.
Over all, worst movie ever.
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A thread that will live in infamy
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Those captures rule
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Shut the hell up. I've wanted to fuck Kristen since the 7th grade.
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I wish I had a time machine
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Shut the hell up. I've wanted to fuck Kristen since the 7th grade.
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9926/jumanji37ke3.jpg)
I wish I had a time machine
You wish you had a time machine. . .so you could be a PEDO?
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That is Kirsten's manly, hairy hairy arm on the left. I hope Peter likes getting handjobs from lumberjacks, or something.
:rofl
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Haha PD the pedo
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That's a pretty shitty looking movie.
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Shut the hell up. I've wanted to fuck Kristen since the 7th grade.
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I wish I had a time machine
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I would get in the time machine too, so I'd be younger...
But I'd take the 2006 version of my cock back with me
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(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3053/5a10918017bcf12c19cfe1ela6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Nooo PhoenixDark I am nooooot 18 yet and nooo I don't live in that kind of state"
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:(
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I'm crossposting this to GAF, I think. Any other scenes of awfulness I should add?
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Lame - go ahead you dirty traitor.
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I'm crossposting this to GAF, I think. Any other scenes of awfulness I should add?
In fact, post my post there lol. I'm sure many GAFfers would want a time machine as well
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:lol
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:lol
:-*
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
This made my night.
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Holy shit :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Heil!
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I made this from SM2 some months ago if anyone wants an avatar:
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Like you wouldn't hit it.
Oh wait -
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Like you wouldn't hit it.
Oh wait -
I have no interest in filling a pumpkin with semen.
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:(
She's amazing guys...
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Should I post these awesome photoshops over at GAF, or shall I leave them only for this glorious forum?
And Kirsten Dunst is pretty ugly.
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You can post mine if you want.
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You can post mine if you want.
Yea, that's the one man. I won't take credit for it of course.
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go for it.
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A movie that will certainly go down in history as the worst of all time, ever. Until Spider-Man 4: Will Federwang's Cock Demanded It.
And for the people saying "Omg you'd totally hit that Dunst shit!", I'd have to say that I prefer having sex with sentient beings.
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Awesome thread.
8)
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Awesome and true.
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Yeah, this is the worst looking Spidey film of them all. :-X
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Okay, just watched that actual trailer:
Not only is this the ugliest Spidey film so far, but it seems to be even MORE dramatic than the other two -- don't get me wrong, drama isn't always a bad thing, but this is Spider-Man, not the goddamned Batman! >:(
No Venom? WTF, Sony. :'(
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E to th' MO