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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 09, 2006, 11:44:44 PM

Title: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: TVC15 on November 09, 2006, 11:44:44 PM
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-dunst1.png)
This is what Kirsten looks like normally.  It looks like she ate the vast majority of a tub of lard, and it went straight to her frickin' pumpkin head.  She used the remainder of the lard to make her face fuckin' shiny.


(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-dunst2.png)
Kirsten's emo face.  Every main character makes an emo face at least once in the trailer.  Sandman's happened too quick and I didn't feel like catching it because it was in like 2 fast frames. 


(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-dunst3.png)
This is Ms. Dunst getting ready to "pay" Mr. Raimi for letting her act in another movie despite her sub-Portman looks and acting ability.  Keep reaching for that rainbow, Ms. Dunst, I'm sure you won't completely ruin a movie, someday.

Note:  Mr. Raimi was left sterile after this particular attack from the knob-gobbler.


(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-dunst-arm.png)
That is Kirsten's manly, hairy hairy arm on the left.  I hope Peter likes getting handjobs from lumberjacks, or something.



(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-franco.png)
Goblin's emo face.  This one was too priceless to pass up.  He was also poorly delivering lines when he was wearing this grimace.  Note that James Franco can't act either.  He just kinda looks decent in that "missing chromosomes" kinda way.




(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-tobey.png)
It looks like Tobey's just slipped on a banana peel.  Or maybe on some grease that dripped off Kirsten's enormous head.


(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-tobey2.png)
This is Tobey looking like an old man that's just been told his social security has been cut off.


(http://indarktrees.com/pics/sm3-coolies.png)
This was a scene I thought was kinda cool in the trailer.

Over all, worst movie ever.

Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 09, 2006, 11:46:20 PM
A thread that will live in infamy
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 09, 2006, 11:47:20 PM
Those captures rule
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2006, 11:48:16 PM
Shut the hell up. I've wanted to fuck Kristen since the 7th grade.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9926/jumanji37ke3.jpg)
I wish I had a time machine
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: TVC15 on November 09, 2006, 11:49:22 PM
Shut the hell up. I've wanted to fuck Kristen since the 7th grade.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9926/jumanji37ke3.jpg)
I wish I had a time machine

You wish you had a time machine. . .so you could be a PEDO?
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Vizzys on November 09, 2006, 11:49:26 PM
Quote
That is Kirsten's manly, hairy hairy arm on the left. I hope Peter likes getting handjobs from lumberjacks, or something.

:rofl
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 09, 2006, 11:49:55 PM
Haha PD the pedo
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: brawndolicious on November 09, 2006, 11:52:55 PM
That's a pretty shitty looking movie.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: cloudwalking on November 09, 2006, 11:53:15 PM
Shut the hell up. I've wanted to fuck Kristen since the 7th grade.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9926/jumanji37ke3.jpg)
I wish I had a time machine

(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7503/46529pbearom7.jpg)
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2006, 11:54:00 PM
I would get in the time machine too, so I'd be younger...


































But I'd take the 2006 version of my cock back with me
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 09, 2006, 11:55:19 PM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/heilshitler.jpg)
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 09, 2006, 11:56:02 PM
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/3053/5a10918017bcf12c19cfe1ela6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Nooo PhoenixDark I am nooooot 18 yet and nooo I don't live in that kind of state"
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2006, 11:59:26 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2006, 12:09:27 AM
I'm crossposting this to GAF, I think.  Any other scenes of awfulness I should add?
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 12:11:46 AM
Lame - go ahead you dirty traitor.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 12:12:44 AM
I'm crossposting this to GAF, I think.  Any other scenes of awfulness I should add?

In fact, post my post there lol. I'm sure many GAFfers would want a time machine as well
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 10, 2006, 12:15:20 AM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/meintobey.jpg)
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 12:19:06 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2006, 12:19:56 AM
:lol

:-*
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Bloodwake on November 10, 2006, 12:24:35 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


This made my night.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 10, 2006, 12:25:13 AM
Holy shit :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Vizzys on November 10, 2006, 12:26:49 AM
(http://xs308.xs.to/xs308/06455/hitlerspidy2.jpg)
Heil!
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2006, 12:27:04 AM
I made this from SM2 some months ago if anyone wants an avatar:

(http://indarktrees.com/pics/kirsten_hot.jpg)
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 12:28:00 AM
Like you wouldn't hit it.

Oh wait -
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2006, 12:31:45 AM
Like you wouldn't hit it.

Oh wait -

I have no interest in filling a pumpkin with semen.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 12:32:20 AM
 :(

She's amazing guys...
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 10, 2006, 01:05:47 AM
Should I post these awesome photoshops over at GAF, or shall I leave them only for this glorious forum?

And Kirsten Dunst is pretty ugly.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 10, 2006, 01:07:13 AM
You can post mine if you want.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 10, 2006, 01:07:58 AM
You can post mine if you want.
Yea, that's the one man. I won't take credit for it of course.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Vizzys on November 10, 2006, 01:08:36 AM
go for it.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 10, 2006, 01:31:49 AM
A movie that will certainly go down in history as the worst of all time, ever.  Until Spider-Man 4: Will Federwang's Cock Demanded It.

And for the people saying "Omg you'd totally hit that Dunst shit!", I'd have to say that I prefer having sex with sentient beings.
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 10, 2006, 01:45:15 AM
Awesome thread.

 8)
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Fatghost28 on November 10, 2006, 02:01:11 AM
Awesome and true.

Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 10, 2006, 11:00:48 AM
Yeah, this is the worst looking Spidey film of them all. :-X
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 10, 2006, 11:22:27 AM
Okay, just watched that actual trailer:

Not only is this the ugliest Spidey film so far, but it seems to be even MORE dramatic than the other two -- don't get me wrong, drama isn't always a bad thing, but this is Spider-Man, not the goddamned Batman! >:(

No Venom? WTF, Sony. :'(
Title: Re: Spider-Man 3 Trailer: A lesson in hideousness (no 56k)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 10, 2006, 11:37:51 AM
E to th' MO