This is what Kirsten looks like normally. It looks like she ate the vast majority of a tub of lard, and it went straight to her frickin' pumpkin head. She used the remainder of the lard to make her face
fuckin' shiny.
Kirsten's emo face. Every main character makes an emo face at least once in the trailer. Sandman's happened too quick and I didn't feel like catching it because it was in like 2 fast frames.
This is Ms. Dunst getting ready to "pay" Mr. Raimi for letting her act in another movie despite her sub-Portman looks and acting ability. Keep reaching for that rainbow, Ms. Dunst, I'm sure you won't completely ruin a movie, someday.
Note: Mr. Raimi was left sterile after this particular attack from the knob-gobbler.
That is Kirsten's manly, hairy hairy arm on the left. I hope Peter likes getting handjobs from lumberjacks, or something.
Goblin's emo face. This one was too priceless to pass up. He was also poorly delivering lines when he was wearing this grimace. Note that James Franco can't act either. He just kinda looks decent in that "missing chromosomes" kinda way.
It looks like Tobey's just slipped on a banana peel. Or maybe on some grease that dripped off Kirsten's enormous head.
This is Tobey looking like an old man that's just been told his social security has been cut off.
This was a scene I thought was kinda cool in the trailer.
Over all, worst movie ever.
