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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:27:51 AM

Title: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:27:51 AM
But will it be good?

Will Willco and other bashers on this forum line up and eat a big bunch of crow, or will it be me chomping on some overcooked horrible black bird of death?

Will people finally shut up about Lucas ruining the entire series like he did Star Wars when he neither directed or wrote the screenplay?

It comes out this Thursday, May 22nd. I've listened to most of the score and the quality matches that of the first three films. Harrison Ford still looks like he can kick some ass despite his age, and, for those keeping "Lucas fucked up this movie with CG" score, most of it had no CG.

I'm going to regret making this thread and I'm sure we won't be nearly as lucky in agreeing on this film as we have on Speed Racer, but eh, fuck it.

Discuss.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 03:30:21 AM
I won't be seeing it for a few weeks unless:

1) I could get in free opening night, which I have a like 50/50 chance of doing.
2) Word of mouth is exceptionally good, prompting me to go asap.
3) It bombs and theaters will be empty.

Crowded movie theaters = the suck.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 19, 2008, 03:37:18 AM
I thought we all accepted that it won't be as good as The Mummy 3?
Or do we all so quickly forget?
(http://i32.tinypic.com/23svxue.jpg)
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:42:52 AM
I thought we all accepted that it won't be as good as The Mummy 3?
Or do we all so quickly forget?
(http://i32.tinypic.com/23svxue.jpg)

I love this forum joke.

I really do.

But seriously, no. Fuck no. If Mummy 3 is better than Indy IV, the apocalypse will happen. Even the fucking trailer had HORRID dialogue. Fuck that shit. That movie needs to be exorcised. It's going to be Satanically bad.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 07:32:22 AM
i'm going to try to avoid this for a bit because of the crowded movie theater thing
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2008, 08:24:21 AM
It's probably not gonna be good, but come on now.  I've taken more entertaining craps than Speed Racer.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 19, 2008, 09:22:42 AM
Every preview and review says it's shit :(

73% RT?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: EvilBoris on May 19, 2008, 09:32:20 AM
Every preview and review says it's shit :(

It's so sad cause I rewatched The Indy Trilogy back-to-back this month in preparation for IJ4 and I think I won't even see it in the end.

I don't want to spoil the series as I know it.

 :lol that's pushing it....
culling it all down from what i've read the thrills and style is cracked at with the same professionalism, and Spielberg can still handle the set pieces a cut above the usual.
 too many sensitive memories for the trilogy here...  'Kingdom' should age with the last two and once all the tension of it's cinema release have faded away ..... it should be just bloody satisfying to sit back to.  
 
 Temple of Doom should be an easy hurdle at least.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 19, 2008, 09:54:58 AM
I should be going Thursday so I'll holler at ya'll on Friday to give you the what what in the butt.

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Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 11:16:25 AM
Every preview and review says it's shit :(

It's so sad cause I rewatched The Indy Trilogy back-to-back this month in preparation for IJ4 and I think I won't even see it in the end.

I don't want to spoil the series as I know it.

 :lol that's pushing it....
culling it all down from what i've read the thrills and style is cracked at with the same professionalism, and Spielberg can still handle the set pieces a cut above the usual.
 too many sensitive memories for the trilogy here...  'Kingdom' should age with the last two and once all the tension of it's cinema release have faded away ..... it should be just bloody satisfying to sit back to. 
 
 Temple of Doom should be an easy hurdle at least.

Pretty much. Took the words right out of my mouth.

And not EVERY review is negative, it's getting a fresh rating at RT right now.

PS: If anyone gives a shit about Ebert, he gave it three and a half stars.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 12:15:28 PM
I really don't trust reviews or Internet opinions when it comes to stuff like this.  I learned my lesson from Star Wars.  I remember the hype train on Revenge of the Sith being pretty long - it had massive, initial critical and audience raves.  People will convince themselves that it's great or they'll be so deluded that they'll take a rough fascimile over an original adventure.  This enterprise looks soulless and unnecessary, and really haven't seen or read anything that doesn't pretty much jive with that. 

The kiss of death occured when Harry Knowles started to wax poetic about his life and how he found his inner child after seeing Indiana Jones.  He was literally shaking and crying - and not just from the diabetes!  That kind of geek reaction from his kind disturbs me, because it shows he's not objective whatsoever.  There are hints of dissastisfaction from his camp, but McWeeny is not above blowing folks for Hollywood brownie points (his Joel Silver interview read like, "Please, hire me!  You're awesome!") and no one there is to be trusted!  I see Revenge of the Sith all over again.

Something fans will delude themselves into thinking is awesome and start putting into self-depreciating context to gain legitimacy ("Hey, it's only like second or third best, but it's still great!").

I will see this in theaters on three conditions:

a) I'm bored and nobody is there - geek audiences are the worst
b) People whose opinions I trust tell me it's worth my time
c) Spielberg offers to blow me

Otherwise, this is a wait 'till Blu-Ray scenario.  I'm not that interested and I'd rather just watch Raiders or Last Crusade.  Or Temple of Doom.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 12:17:46 PM
It's probably not gonna be good, but come on now.  I've taken more entertaining craps than Speed Racer.

You didn't even see Speed Racer.  You are less qualified to speak on it than Amir0x is.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 12:22:26 PM
If Kingdom of the Crystal Skull turns out to be a more entertaining film than Speed Racer, then it won't be able to touch its creativity.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 01:14:01 PM
If Kingdom of the Crystal Skull turns out to be a more entertaining film than Speed Racer, then it won't be able to touch its creativity.

It won't. But it will still be good.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 01:31:29 PM
If Kingdom of the Crystal Skull turns out to be a more entertaining film than Speed Racer, then it won't be able to touch its creativity.

I've noticed that even the good reviews seem kind of like they're, I dunno, holding back on the movie?  Like giving it a good review is compulsory or something.  I'm curious to see what word of mouth on this is like.  Also, Temple of Doom has a higher RT score, lol.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: demi on May 19, 2008, 01:35:27 PM
Will wait for the game.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 01:39:17 PM
All the reviews have read like, "... It has Indiana Jones, so it's good!  I mean, not as good as the original films and it has a lot of problems and we can nitpick it to death - but, hey! - it's Indiana Jones!  Four stars!"
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 19, 2008, 02:21:53 PM
All the reviews have read like, "... It has Indiana Jones, so it's good!  I mean, not as good as the original films and it has a lot of problems and we can nitpick it to death - but, hey! - it's Indiana Jones!  Four stars!"

 :-\
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 02:56:01 PM
I don't know, any negative feedback from critics isn't really lowering my expectations after the great Speed Racer debacle of 2008.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 04:06:30 PM
All the reviews have read like, "... It has Indiana Jones, so it's good!  I mean, not as good as the original films and it has a lot of problems and we can nitpick it to death - but, hey! - it's Indiana Jones!  Four stars!"

That's what the Star Ledger review was. Exactly.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 19, 2008, 05:52:52 PM
Its gonna suck. Unless callbacks to the old movies and incessant fanservice is what youre looking for, in which case, it will rock.

I myself dont give two shits either way, in all honesty. I loves me some Raiders, but I dont hold the series in especially high esteem anyways.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 09:35:55 PM
I watched Temple of Doom for the first time since I was like six-years-old today.  I remember it as being scary and awesome and like, the best Indiana Jones movie ever.  But, it's not.  I watched the entire trilogy today and it feels so far removed from the other two installments that it belongs in a separate series altogether.

Raiders still has charm and is great, and The Last Crusade feels so polished and enjoyable.

The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull looks unnecessary.  And I hate reviews where critics preface their comments with something like, "Hey, we can say the same negative things we'd say about any other mediocre movie, but it's important to remember that this is Indiana Jones!"
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 19, 2008, 10:37:41 PM
I liked alot of the dialogue in Temple of doom. Especially between indy and the chick.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: brandonh83 on May 20, 2008, 02:55:23 AM
nevermind. I thought I did, but I really don't have the words for some of the shit I'm reading in this thread  :lol
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 20, 2008, 03:06:44 AM
It's not uncommon for blockbusters like these to be screened relatively early, especially the Speilberg and Lucas variety.  The prequels had reviews up like, weeks in advance.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 20, 2008, 02:22:56 PM
nevermind. I thought I did, but I really don't have the words for some of the shit I'm reading in this thread  :lol

Yeah, I don't even know why I bothered.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 21, 2008, 10:56:40 PM
So, you opening night crazies, how bad is it? Phantom Menace bad, or Attack of the Clones bad?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2008, 11:36:16 PM
It's out in 30 minutes here. My buddy is standing in line but I've got a test tomorrow. I'll see it after the test
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 12:02:46 AM
Live Free or Die Hard was a pretty horrible Die Hard movie.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: muckhole on May 22, 2008, 12:28:20 AM
I never really expected Indy 4 to be anything more than a quaint excuse to see the character on the big screen one last time. There's just too much nostalgia they'll have to cover to break any kind of new ground.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2008, 01:28:52 AM
I never really expected Indy 4 to be anything more than a quaint excuse to see the character on the big screen one last time.

I wish I could accept that, but we've heard stories about scripts being rewritten, rejected, kicked around, false starts, et cetera for more than a decade, which lead me to believe that they would not do a fourth movie unless they had another banger.  Instead we get one of Lucas's warmed over shitty ideas. 
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:01:00 AM
Omg, just came back from it

Cheebs and whoever played up this movie better get ready to get trolled for the rest of their life.

Its a good action movie but there are so many ridiculous sequences that I started to get turned off. Then theres the ending, omfg TVC, Wilco and Patel, you HAVE to watch this movie just for the ending :rofl
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:09:38 AM
Its a good action movie but there are so many ridiculous sequences that I started to get turned off.

Man, this series really is the same as the Die Hard series. (I just wrote a blog post about that)
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:11:16 AM
Its a good action movie but there are so many ridiculous sequences that I started to get turned off.

Man, this series really is the same as the Die Hard series. (I just wrote a blog post about that)

Thats actually not a bad comparison. This movie LITERALLY IS the Die Hard 4 to Indiana Jones

Instead of trying to keep it grounded in reality, the action sequences are so over the top that its silly
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:12:36 AM
Its a good action movie but there are so many ridiculous sequences that I started to get turned off.

Man, this series really is the same as the Die Hard series. (I just wrote a blog post about that)

Thats actually not a bad comparison. This movie LITERALLY IS the Die Hard 4 to Indiana Jones

Instead of trying to keep it grounded in reality, the action sequences are so over the top that its silly
http://thesomewhatmanlynerd.wordpress.com/2008/05/21/indiana-jones-and-die-hard-are-basically-the-same-series/
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:15:59 AM
Its a good action movie but there are so many ridiculous sequences that I started to get turned off.

Man, this series really is the same as the Die Hard series. (I just wrote a blog post about that)

Thats actually not a bad comparison. This movie LITERALLY IS the Die Hard 4 to Indiana Jones

Instead of trying to keep it grounded in reality, the action sequences are so over the top that its silly
http://thesomewhatmanlynerd.wordpress.com/2008/05/21/indiana-jones-and-die-hard-are-basically-the-same-series/

Its scary that he states he hasn't watched the movie yet and yet hes spot on with the Indy 4 and Die Hard 4 comparisons.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:17:45 AM
He = me :P
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:18:45 AM
He = me :P

Oh shit Cajole!

:bow

You am prophet, nice writeup btw!
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:20:50 AM
Thanks.  :-[ Once in a while, I get some good ideas for posts.

I'm actually watching Raiders right now.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:22:48 AM
Wait till you see the Monkey Shia sequence. You will literally lol in disbelief. I predict lots of GIFs coming from this
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:23:35 AM
Does he say "no" a lot?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:24:53 AM
Didn't detect it in this movie, I just think it was an obnoxious quirk that came out in Transformers. In all honestly, Shia wasn't that bad in this movie.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 03:25:08 AM
I kind of want to avoid this film now.  Early word out of some of my friends is that this is a huge disappointment of a film, especially when stacked against the other Indy flicks.  Everyone has told me that the ending is hysterical, but won't tell me what it is.  I can only imagine that they open up the Roswell box and E.T. pops out, says "Fuck you, Doctor Jones!" and flies away in a spaceship leaving a bag of Reeses on the ground.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:26:51 AM
I don't want to give away the ending either but you HAVE to see it Willco. Its so not Indiana Jones that your like O_O the whole time.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 03:28:41 AM
Why Lucaspielberg, why?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 03:29:17 AM
Spielberg really can't end shit right anymore, can he?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2008, 03:30:28 AM
It's currently 1% above Revenge of the Sith at RT. I guess that'll do.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 03:32:22 AM
Revenge of the Sith was awful.

I think whether or not you're going to be able to digest this installment will be based on the core belief that aliens do or do not belong in the Indiana Jones universe.  I always thought the series lent itself well to religion and mysticism, but not so much science-fiction elements... which this is apparently heavy in.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:32:33 AM
Solo stated on GAF that Spielberg and someone else had agreed on a screenplay but Lucas didn't like it? I think this has Lucasism all over it.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 03:34:57 AM
Everyone liked the draft that Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Mist) turned in except Lucas.  Lucas also refused to agree to do another Indy flick unless all three (Spielberg, Ford and Lucas) agreed on his idea (crystal skulls! aliens! new father/son dynamic!).

Ford and Spielberg weren't too keen on the science fiction stuff, but Lucas was adamant, especially if they were transplanting the series to the '50s.  Eventually, Lucas kind of wore Spielberg and Ford down.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 03:37:50 AM
Figures. The whole Father/Son dynamic feels forced too. They should have kept it as it is and not inject that part of the story. Theres also something at the end that makes you want to punch Spielberg/Lucas in the face (aside from the big one). Its like their taunting us (in a bad way), you'll see.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 22, 2008, 07:39:49 AM
Eh, I wasn't bugged as much as you were.  I think what needs to be said outright:  This is not Last Crusade.  But it's not too much lower than that.  It's definitely better by Temple of Doom, and just a little bit worse than Crusade.

Also, it's extremely obvious where Speilberg had some influence and where Lucas touched the film, unfortunately.  The whole Monkey scene was, omg, so so so bad.  It was like Star Wars prequels all over again.

But when you actually get into the nitty gritty story, the earlier action sequences, the score, and most of the dialogue, it's classic Indiana Jones.  It was a compelling story with the standard Indy humor unfortunately bogged down a bit by Lucas' fetish with trying to broaden appeal by putting pointless shit in the movie.

7.5/10

Willco, if you liked Transformers, I don't see how you can't like this film.  It's so so so much better than that.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: bachikarn on May 22, 2008, 08:24:13 AM
Everyone liked the draft that Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Mist) turned in except Lucas.  Lucas also refused to agree to do another Indy flick unless all three (Spielberg, Ford and Lucas) agreed on his idea (crystal skulls! aliens! new father/son dynamic!).

Ford and Spielberg weren't too keen on the science fiction stuff, but Lucas was adamant, especially if they were transplanting the series to the '50s.  Eventually, Lucas kind of wore Spielberg and Ford down.

Fucking Lucas. Yeah, I logged on to my facebook this morning and like four of my friend's status was about how terrible Indy 4 was  :lol
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2008, 09:54:24 AM
Everyone liked the draft that Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Mist) turned in except Lucas.  Lucas also refused to agree to do another Indy flick unless all three (Spielberg, Ford and Lucas) agreed on his idea (crystal skulls! aliens! new father/son dynamic!).

Ford and Spielberg weren't too keen on the science fiction stuff, but Lucas was adamant, especially if they were transplanting the series to the '50s.  Eventually, Lucas kind of wore Spielberg and Ford down.

I doubt anyone had to force Spielberg to overdo a father/son dynamic in a film. Also according to Cheebs there are no aliens in the film, although that 50s UFO mystery atmosphere is present. I like Spielberg but I had hoped that after seeing what Lucas did to Star Wars he would refuse to do another Indy unless he got the perfect idea. Not even Manabyte would argue this was the perfect idea.

From BlueTsunami and even Cajole's prophetic vision on his wonderfully insightful blog it's clear they figured the best way to do this film was to make everything bigger, louder, and faster in order to hide what was missing: an actual Indiana Jones movie. The Die Hard analogy sounds perfect to me. Die Harder is a Die Hard film but it seems more like a group of producers fretting over "what the public wants to see" and not "how do you make a worthy sequel to such a great movie." So we got bigger explosions, even more ridiculous action scenes, etc. Indy looks exactly the same

And while I haven't heard Spielberg say anything about future Indy films, Lucas has been quoted a couple times talking about handing the franchise over to Shia. Disgusting
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: radioheadrule83 on May 22, 2008, 10:06:11 AM
Everyone liked the draft that Frank Darabont (The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Mist) turned in except Lucas.  Lucas also refused to agree to do another Indy flick unless all three (Spielberg, Ford and Lucas) agreed on his idea (crystal skulls! aliens! new father/son dynamic!).

Ford and Spielberg weren't too keen on the science fiction stuff, but Lucas was adamant, especially if they were transplanting the series to the '50s.  Eventually, Lucas kind of wore Spielberg and Ford down.

I doubt anyone had to force Spielberg to overdo a father/son dynamic in a film. Also according to Cheebs there are no aliens in the film, although that 50s UFO mystery atmosphere is present. I like Spielberg but I had hoped that after seeing what Lucas did to Star Wars he would refuse to do another Indy unless he got the perfect idea. Not even Manabyte would argue this was the perfect idea.

There most definitely are!

This post from Manabyte perfectly explains why the movie is so crazy imo:

Quote from: manabyte at GAF
Like Doom and Crusade reused rejected Raiders scenes (the giant gong at the beginning of Doom and the mine cart were both from Raiders originally), Crystal Skull recycles something from EVERY Indy 4 script that came before it.

Every single Indy 4 script used the Crystal Skull Mcguffin, even your beloved Darabont one.

The jungle chase scene is from Chris Colombus' Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Monkey God.

The entire Doomtown sequence and the Alien element is from Jeb Stuart's Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men from Mars.

The
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wedding
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and most of the Indy/Mutt/Marion stuff is from Darabont's. In his,
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the wedding was the very first scene in the movie with Henry Sr., Willie Scott, Short Round, Brody, and Sallah among the guests
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. If people were rolling their eyes at the nods to previous movies in Crystal Skull, that probably would've made them walk out.

Its not like it surprises you with any of the crazy shit the movie pulls though... the tone is set right from the beginning. At the very very beginning of the movie there's attempted mind reading, floating gun powder and an escape from a Nuclear explosion that is just beyond silly. If you thought McClane on the fighter jet was over the top and funny, well this movie has it beat at a number of moments.

I still enjoyed it, but really can't understand how anyone puts it ahead of any of the prior trilogy. I still don't get the hate for Temple of Doom... Short Round + Mula Ram + Indy cheesily saving a horde of children from a life of slavery = genius to me  :lol
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2008, 10:09:30 AM
Cheebs timed exclusive review:

"Need to think more before I give it a number. But as I posted in the topic:


A bit too early to give my full thoughts but I'd say:

Raiders >>> Last Crusade > Crystal Skull >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Temple of Doom

Is it a Spielberg masterpiece like Close Encounters, Jaws or Raiders? No but it's a lot of fun, cant wait for the blu-ray. A worthy entry to the franchise and I am up for part 5 if they decide to do it."
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 22, 2008, 10:22:18 AM
The more this gets blasted/lolz-ed at by people who's opinions I value, the more I cant wait to see it. Sounds like a hilariously epic trainwreck.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: radioheadrule83 on May 22, 2008, 10:52:39 AM
As someone else has already said to you (I think) - I can't wait to read your reaction.

Last night it was though I was still in shock. Today, I'm kind of over it, but still digesting it.

It has some good moments. The nuke is good for all the wrong reasons. Even though I knew it was bad, stupid, ridiculous - I had a big shit eating grin on my face as I realised it was about to happen. The brief shower scene afterwards was intentionally humourous. Shia's introduction ends in a fight at a diner - its a pretty good introduction. The ensuing bike chase that ends in the school library is fun. They get all the jibes about Harrison being old over with pretty quickly. They handle Indiana himself and his relationships with some semblence of tact... it really is nice seeing him in action again. I did have fun.

Its weaknesses are that it feels rushed and it feels silly. They filmed this thing in 10 months or something, and when they get to Area 51 you can tell. It looks and sounds like it was recorded on a studio lot / soundstage and redubbed. It leaps into the unbelievable magical stuff right from the very beginning. The menace and mystery don't develop like they do in the prior trilogy, its just right in your face straight away. Karen Allen seems a bit off as Marion. The barrage of action that takes place in the Amazon towards the end of the movie is the kind of free-styling action that the Droid foundry represented in Star Wars Episode II... oh yes. Its that stupid. Its like it came from the stream of consciousness of a 10 year old boy. Its like Lucas, Spielberg and their script writers sat down and excitedly said "Yeah, a-a-a-a-and then we can do this! and that! and this!" all day. Kids will love those moments for sure, but theres no subtlety, it doesn't even pretend to try to be as grounded and (relatively, I stress relatively) reserved as the old movies. They literally just let it go insane.

It all culminates in the ending... which, while a massive departure from the religious/divine themed endings of the prior movies, is the least of its crimes. The nuclear blast. I can't stop thinking about it.  :lol
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 12:45:55 PM
Willco, if you liked Transformers, I don't see how you can't like this film.  It's so so so much better than that.

That's like comparing apples to oranges - that makes no sense.  Transformers was a pretty mediocre movie, but the elements I wanted to see were enjoyable.  I went into Transformers expecting to see giant robots blow themselves up and really nothing more.  I have no problem seeing genre films for their technical merits or because I have a boner for something (see: Cloverfield). Indiana Jones is an established universe with established rules and established character.  It has to be compared against that... not Transformers.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2008, 01:19:50 PM
Indiana Jones is an established universe with established rules and established character.  It has to be compared against that... not Transformers.

explain this to transformers fanboys
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 22, 2008, 01:29:39 PM
Fans of an animated television commercial designed to sell toys?  Transformers was never high art to begin with!
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 22, 2008, 01:31:12 PM
I agree with Willco.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: muckhole on May 22, 2008, 01:50:02 PM
I never really expected Indy 4 to be anything more than a quaint excuse to see the character on the big screen one last time.

I wish I could accept that, but we've heard stories about scripts being rewritten, rejected, kicked around, false starts, et cetera for more than a decade, which lead me to believe that they would not do a fourth movie unless they had another banger.  Instead we get one of Lucas's warmed over shitty ideas. 

Excellent point, but given Lucas' involvement, you can't have been that surprised. He wasn't going to make any Star Wars prequels until they were perfect, and look how they turned out. The odds of them knocking it out of the park one last time this late in the game were pretty slim.

Having stayed away from spoilers etc. I kinda always figured this flick would do better with the younger sets, while the older, more experienced cinemaphiles would have serious issues.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2008, 01:51:39 PM
Fans of an animated television commercial designed to sell toys?  Transformers was never high art to begin with!

:bow

i almost got banned at GAF for saying this
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: demi on May 22, 2008, 01:52:41 PM
Cheebs timed exclusive review:

"Need to think more before I give it a number. But as I posted in the topic:


A bit too early to give my full thoughts but I'd say:

Raiders >>> Last Crusade > Crystal Skull >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Temple of Doom

Is it a Spielberg masterpiece like Close Encounters, Jaws or Raiders? No but it's a lot of fun, cant wait for the blu-ray. A worthy entry to the franchise and I am up for part 5 if they decide to do it."


I saw it last night, shit movie

Cheebs owned
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2008, 03:57:47 PM
Awesome review:

http://seattleweekly.com/2008-05-21/film/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-who-let-george-lucas-behind-the-camera.php

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From humdrum start to shrugging finish, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg's Crystal Skull bears almost no resemblance to its predecessors: It's absent the spark of Raiders of the Lost Ark, the grown-up menace and slapdash comedy of Temple of Doom, and the loose-limbed effervescence of Last Crusade. Much has been made of the decision to push the franchise into the late 1950s—away from the Nazis and biblical collectors' items and toward the Russians and ETs. Early word suggested a film verging on summer camp, as creaky ol' Indy (Harrison Ford) donned fedora and whip and Cate Blanchett slipped into dominatrix bob-cut for an outer-space trip flavored with the era's grade-Z conventions. But Crystal Skull is no fun at all: The dialogue's drab when not absolutely dumb; the actors seem lost if not outright listless; the scant action sequences appear to have been filmed entirely in front of green screens. (Is anyone sure that producer Lucas didn't actually direct?) And the storyline's a bunch of convoluted mumbo and pointless jumbo having to do with Russians and mind control and the mythical golden South American city of El Dorado, which may have been constructed by "visitors" who taught the locals how to, um, farm. Twenty years between offerings, and this is all the A-team could come up with?

Sounds terrible
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 22, 2008, 04:00:04 PM
Seattle P.I. gave it an A-, and the Seattle Times gave it 2.5/4 stars. The Stranger hated it, saying how it devolves into a big Sci-fi mess.

Quote from: The Stranger
At its best, Crystal Skull captures at least some of the excitement you remember from the first three films. (An early motorcycle chase is especially sharp.) But as the movie lumbered along, its story eventually disintegrating into sci-fi nonsense, I couldn't help but regret I was watching it. When we'd last seen Indiana Jones he was riding off into the sunset after having discovered the Holy Grail. It was the perfect ending to the series: simple, iconic, and lasting. I'd have preferred to remember him that way.

I don't really care, I want to see it for myself.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 22, 2008, 04:14:14 PM
After sleeping, I've come up with an opinion on the humor. While its theres throughout, I felt that Ford's delivery throughout the movie was pretty "Hey I'm Indiana Jones!", meaning it was a bit lazy. Not sure if its due to being older than he was, but I remember him having more charisma in the past Indy movies.

Also, its a good ACTION movie at its base its just, you go in expecting certain things of an Indiana Jones movie. This movie meets very little of them.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Enl on May 22, 2008, 05:54:11 PM
Wow what the fuck did I just see?

LITE SPOILERS BELOW

My brief thoughts:

-Like an old man the beginning of this movie felt overly limp. The other films started off with an exciting moment in Indy's life that was external to the film's overall plot. It was like going from one adventure to the next. This one just begins the actual plot in a warehouse of all exciting places (yes I know it's where the Ark is but still it's a goddamn warehouse). The scene following the warehouse was kinda cool but really out of place for an Indiana Jones movie.

-There were some pretty absurd moments in Temple of Doom but none as absurd as the fridge scene or the jungle vines or the end.

-Did they just find some random picture of Connery and stuck it in a picture frame?

-Indy used to be cold blooded in the previous three films but in this one he doesn't do anything at all within that realm. Someone must have taken his whip and used it on him since he's really tame in this (which is probably what happened since he barely used the damn thing at all)

-Funny when the movie goes from limp to rock hard was when Marion enters the picture. For those brief few minutes it felt like a real Indiana Jones film. Then they escape and stupid happens.

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Why the fuck did Indy not throw Shia his whip? Oh that's right, you got to throw a damn snake joke in there.
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-Shia was tolerable. He wasn't as annoying as I expected him to be, but definitely the lamest of sidekicks so far.

-Despite some of the bloom the film looked somewhat comperable to the first three. The problem is that there is barely any wonder in the locations Indy visit. Not until the near end does there seem to be any real sense of adventure since most of the movie takes place in closed enviroments.

-The previous films helped create the PG-13 rating with numerous grotesque moments. Many of which are quite memorable. This film had only one (kinda cool but it's no melting face or heart pulling).

-I know Tarzan was a popular serial in the 40's, but just because it was doesn't mean you have to pay tribute to it in the movie.

-John Williams' score was also limp. The great themes from the previous films come and go quickly and the filler score is just there for the sake of music. I actually thought the crystal skull theme was pretty decent but he never does anything with it to make it shine.

-Last but not least is the end. This film would have just been a mediocre and tolerable adventure with some pretty dumb moments, but when those last 15 minutes came it just turned the whole adventure into laughable mess. I cannot believe they thought that would be a good idea.


This movie really has Lucas's shit stains smeared all over it. I get that they were trying to incorporate as many serials from the 40's and 50's into this movie since the time period has changed, but they did it at the expense of a good adventure. I actually wish they would make another one in hopes to make up for this mess because it's a bit disheartening to see the series end on such a goofy note. Ford seems to still have it in him to be Indy it's just a shame that the script doesn't give him anything to work with.

For me it's easily the worst in the series only because Temple of Doom at least revelled in the fact that it was a freak show and was mildly entertaining and rewatchable in that way. And Last Crusade had the great chemistry between Ford and Connery that kept the ride from bogging down too much. This was just like Die Hard 4, a very bland version of what came before it.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 22, 2008, 06:02:52 PM
What's you guy's deal with Temple of Doom. It's good in it's own way. I refuse to believe Crystal skull is worse than temple of doom.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Enl on May 22, 2008, 06:13:07 PM
What's you guy's deal with Temple of Doom. It's good in it's own way. I refuse to believe Crystal skull is worse than temple of doom.

I actually like Temple of Doom. It's dumb but it was also like the equivalent of walking through a House of Horrors. It's the brainless visual fest that makes it memorable to me. Crystal Skull, however, is really dumb and so bland that the only thing I'm going to remember from it 10 years from now is the ending.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 22, 2008, 06:18:35 PM
I dont think Temple of Doom is dumb. It's just different. It's kind of refreshing in its own sort of way.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Eric P on May 22, 2008, 06:53:46 PM
so lower my expectations essentially
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Hollywood on May 22, 2008, 07:06:55 PM
I saw it and it was enjoyable, just not as good as the classic movies. With all these return movies: Rocky Balboa, Live Free or Die Hard, Rambo, and now this one, a lot of people will complain about them. There was a lot of CG action parts, but really these days, what can you do with a 60 plus year old actor? It's been like 30 years since the Raiders of the Lost Ark, and just seeing that yesterday again and watching this today, its difficult not to notice how much older Harrison is. And when you have an old actor, its kinda difficult to get the same action scenes going.

I didn't think there was anything wrong with the story, it was interesting, just adding the ridiculous CG stunt stuff to the movie takes away from it. There's two in particular that will make you say 'wtf?',
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when Indy jumps into a lead fridge to survive a nuclear blast like its routine, and when Mud does his Tarzan impression with monkeys to get back into the car chase.
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I don't see how anyone thought this was a good idea.

Otherwise the stuff between Marion and Indy was fun, they still have good chemistry, and the second part of the film with them in it started to pick up. The chases were good too outside of the CG stuff they decided to add in. I don't see why directors these days need to feel like they have to go completely over the top for some scenes, when the older movies do really simple stuff when you break it down, but they have WAYYY more impact.

Breaking down Die Hard, the most hardcore moment was John McClane running across the floor with broken glass with no shoes on. In the last one he's dodging missles from a fighter jet destroying the highway he's on, then surfing on top of it. In Raiders of the Lost Ark, the biggest action scene was basically Indy stealing a military vehicle and just knocking the guys off of it with a few turns into the brush and other vehicles. And it was an AWESOME chase scene.

I agree that this CG stuff has gotten way out of hand in movies, and it takes away from the film. If they would have made some tweaks to the movie and removed some of the over the top stuff and replaced it with more build up, it would have been just as good a film as the others in the trilogy.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 22, 2008, 07:57:44 PM
I agree with Hollywood pretty much on the nose.

It's still a very enjoyable movie, but not anywhere the quality of the first, and a little worse than the third.  It's better than Die Hard 4 was!
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 22, 2008, 08:11:33 PM
i can't stand temple of doom. the pacing, the plot, and the acting are ALL so AWFUL that i can't even sit through 30 minutes of it these days.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 22, 2008, 08:29:43 PM
explain how the acting and pacing are awful.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2008, 08:38:53 PM
explain how the acting and pacing are awful.

Acting, I won't complain about.  I hate Kate Capshaw and Shortround, but I am guessing they are acting as intended.  I'll say I hate the characters, but I won't rag on the acting.

Pacing: Everything up to the temple is great.  Although I can't cite anything specific (it's been more than a year since I've seen it), after they get into the temple, there's a jarring shift in pacing.  It seems like it kind of, I dunno, jumps around, like there's little transition between scenes that makes it a smidge confusing to chronologically grok.  To me it came as a sort of nasty contrast to the nice, follow the numbers adventure that came before that part.  During the temple scenes, later on, the pace does pick up and get better in time for a pretty great third act.

Sorry if my view of things is a bit foggy.  I generally don't watch that movie that often.  I just got it in 720p, so maybe I can watch it tonight and do a better job of listing my pacing issues.  In short, it doesn't go down as smoothly as the other two flicks.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 22, 2008, 08:58:47 PM
It's been a while since i have seen it too. I really like the mine cart stuff and I even kind of liked short round.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2008, 09:14:54 PM
It's been a while since i have seen it too. I really like the mine cart stuff and I even kind of liked short round.

I really like the opening sequence a lot, too.  If it weren't an Indiana Jones movie, I'd probably be more forgiving of the total package.  It's not a terrible movie by itself, but relatively speaking, it is not so great when compared to the other two.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Hollywood on May 22, 2008, 09:36:39 PM
I just finished watching Temple of Doom like 5 minutes ago. I don't get the hate, it's a good movie. Just because its not one of the Indy huge quests doesn't make it bad. I like the banter between Short Round and Indy, the chick screams a lot, but doesn't annoy me that much. I would rate the movies 1, 3, 2, and 4.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Enl on May 23, 2008, 02:46:25 AM
Couple of other nitpicks I remember:

-Indy really has no bearing on the plot. He could have just been sitting at home, polishing his whip and the outcome would've been the exact same.

-Crotch gags in an Indiana Jones film. Though seeing Shia get smacked in the groin over and over again was amusing.

-Everyone, even after getting wet, stayed squeaky clean. Sure Harrison gets beat up a couple of times but his clothes still look like they just came out of the washer. Having just rewatched Temple of Doom again, Indy is almost always dirty in that film.

Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Hollywood on May 23, 2008, 03:20:39 AM
Couple of other nitpicks I remember:

-Indy really has no bearing on the plot. He could have just been sitting at home, polishing his whip and the outcome would've been the exact same.


Well you could say that about every Indy film, mainly the first one. I don't think that's a negative to the movie. Was the first one crappy because Indy basically did nothing? In the end the Nazi's and Belloq still got the Ark and opened it and got owned, it would have turned out the same.

Temple of Doom he got the stone back to the village, that's the only time in any of the movies does he seem to actually get something done on his own, although the stone does use its power to take out Mole Ram on the bridge.

In the Last Crusade, the guy basically gets owned drinking the wrong grail, and then they get owned trying to take the grail out of the temple. And there was the supernatural ownage in this latest one.

It seems to be a theme of all the Indy's. Indy finds a clue, gets captured, gets away. Indy finds something else, gets captured, gets away. Indy gets captured a final time, forced to give up the supernatural item, and the supernatural item owns the villains. I don't think thats a bad thing, I actually like that Indy is basically a small fish in a big pond trying to protect the sacredness of the objects and even though he always says they're stories or legends, he's respectful of their powers when he discovers them. He comes out like the white knight trying to keep the objects out of corrupt hands.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 23, 2008, 03:44:14 AM
I wasn't aware that Indiana Jones already had apologists, but it's apprarently so.  This stuff is bush league - you guys should mine TheForce.net forums for some truly defensive rebuttals.  The Star Wars nerds have you guys beat.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mandark on May 23, 2008, 03:53:05 AM
Transformers what?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 23, 2008, 04:06:25 AM
Hey, I never apologized for Transformers' shortcomings.  It was a guilty pleasure and I enjoyed it on a personal level.  I'm not about to sit here and tell you it's an amazing film (although folks' hate boner for it is a little too erect around here!).
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mandark on May 23, 2008, 04:27:11 AM
Sure you did.  You praised the crappy action sequences and gave it an honor roll grade.  Which is fine.

I'm just finding the "lol, look at those ***** fanboys over at *****!" routine to be kind of grating and there's a lot of it around.  </meta>
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 23, 2008, 04:38:19 AM
I praised the action and gave it a merit badge on that account.  Just because we disagree on that doesn't make me an apologist.  I never said it had great anything but robots blowing shit up (and I thought Shia was humorous - I had a chuckle)!

You dispute that there are fanboys at TheForce.net? :lol
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mandark on May 23, 2008, 05:00:19 AM
No, I'm saying that I get mildly annoyed when people use internet fanboys as an ego-boosting tool and it happens here a ton.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 23, 2008, 05:41:57 AM
No, I'm saying that I get mildly annoyed when people use internet fanboys as an ego-boosting tool and it happens here a ton.

Agreed.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 23, 2008, 05:57:47 AM
No, I'm saying that I get mildly annoyed when people use internet fanboys as an ego-boosting tool and it happens here a ton.

Sounds like something an Internet fanboy would say!
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: drozmight on May 23, 2008, 06:13:37 AM
Why does everyone think the other three Indiana Jones movies are good movies?  I enjoy them.  They're fun, and he's beating up Nazis and brujos... but they're not anywhere near the best movies I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Eric P on May 23, 2008, 06:21:22 AM
No, I'm saying that I get mildly annoyed when people use internet fanboys as an ego-boosting tool and it happens here a ton.


looks like someone's a fanboy of internet fanboys
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 23, 2008, 07:10:58 AM
Why does everyone think the other three Indiana Jones movies are good movies?  I enjoy them.  They're fun, and he's beating up Nazis and brujos... but they're not anywhere near the best movies I've ever seen.

Raiders is the only legit masterpiece and is one of the best movies of all time.  The other three are just enjoyable and fun summer movies that show signs of brilliance from the first one.  Except Temple of Doom.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Enl on May 23, 2008, 10:14:31 AM
Why does everyone think the other three Indiana Jones movies are good movies?  I enjoy them.  They're fun, and he's beating up Nazis and brujos... but they're not anywhere near the best movies I've ever seen.
That's because they are good movies. The first one in particular is an exceptionally well made film for it's time, and the other two are fun and imaginative adventure flicks.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: drozmight on May 23, 2008, 07:58:58 PM
Oh man, I went to see the new one today, and it is just WEIRD.  I feel bad for watching it.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: drozmight on May 23, 2008, 08:08:20 PM
I kinda liked the ending though, I thought it was cool.

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Wierd alien Chozo shit.
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Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 23, 2008, 11:09:21 PM
I almost saw this today... but instead I caught Speed Racer for a third time  :lol I think I am 100% of the box office by this point  :rofl

Indy IV  :piss2
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 24, 2008, 12:22:39 AM
I haven't seen it yet. but my cousin apparently has. I also found out that my cousin -- a 20 year old male -- has NEVER seen any of the Indiana Jones movies. I was like WTF?!

Anyway, his exact words:

"I enjoyed the National Treasure movies more."

I told him he NEEDED to borrow my Indiana Jones set, but he took like 5 of my other DVDs instead, since this movie sucked so much.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 24, 2008, 10:01:33 AM
Holy fucking shit, worst goddamn movie I've seen in the past year.

This was NOT Indiana Jones. This was National fucking Treasure 3.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 24, 2008, 10:56:56 AM
I saw it yesterday, it was alright, save for
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the horrible monkey vine swinging scene
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Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 24, 2008, 01:07:40 PM
I probably won't see this movie.  Even folks with the blinders on (Cheebs, ManaByte) haven't had a glowing review - it's been stuff like, "Hey, this is like the third or fourth best Indiana Jones adventure!  I mean, it might not be as good as the older ones, but it's got Indiana Jones and it was entertaining from start to finish!"

When that's your ceiling and the bottom is, "This was National fucking Treasure 3" - I think I might pass.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 24, 2008, 02:37:50 PM
What's with all the goddamn prairie dogs in the beginning of the film?
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 24, 2008, 02:39:06 PM
I probably won't see this movie.  Even folks with the blinders on (Cheebs, ManaByte) haven't had a glowing review - it's been stuff like, "Hey, this is like the third or fourth best Indiana Jones adventure!  I mean, it might not be as good as the older ones, but it's got Indiana Jones and it was entertaining from start to finish!"

When that's your ceiling and the bottom is, "This was National fucking Treasure 3" - I think I might pass.

Will, when the movie was over I turned to Nikki and my friends and said this:
Please do me a favor. Let's never discuss the last two hours of my life again.

And I guarantee you'd feel the same way. Just stand strong, and don't watch this filth.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 24, 2008, 02:44:40 PM
My friend called, who is a diehard Indiana Jones fanboy, and left a message that started off with:

"The first fucking shot, Will - the first fucking shot! - is CG.  Fuck you, movie."
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FancyFeast on May 24, 2008, 03:10:39 PM
No, I'm saying that I get mildly annoyed when people use internet fanboys as an ego-boosting tool and it happens here a ton.


Hey, aren't you the guy who sucked GAF mod anus for 4-5 years of your life in IRC chat?   :'(
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FancyFeast on May 24, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
My friend called, who is a diehard Indiana Jones fanboy, and left a message that started off with:

"The first fucking shot, Will - the first fucking shot! - is CG.  Fuck you, movie."


I blame Lucas pushing his digital shit on Speilberg.  Speilberg has ALWAYS been a traditionalist.  I hope he realizes his mistake.


Then again, one of his upcoming films is a TinTin movie in 3d(like Beowulf).  He better fucking get his shit prepared for that green screen flick.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 24, 2008, 03:18:29 PM
FancyFeast, knock your GAF mod vendetta shit off, please.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 24, 2008, 09:16:02 PM
This is it? This is what it took 19 years, script rejection after script rejection, and lots of debate between George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Harrison Ford as to what a fourth Indy movie should be? This is the idea that finally united them? Warning: knowing that it took so long for them to agree on a script, and that this is the best they could come up with, means I’m going to be extra hard on it.

Wow, this movie sucks. It’s like, Hook bad. Hell, it makes Temple of Doom look like a passable movie. The plot is distinguished mentally-challenged, it plays more like a screwball comedy than an adventure movie, there is never any sense of danger (which strips the film of any sort of thrills), the callbacks are predictable and annoying (Marion could also have been cut from this wholesale; making Mutt Indy’s son just seemed like a convenient way to shoehorn her character into the movie), Indy has become Basil Exposition, the new characters have the depth of the shallow end of the kiddies pool (and John Hurt looks like he is just continuing his performance from The Proposition), the cinematography is way off base for an Indy movie (its predictably Kaminski-ed; washed out color palettes and weird, “bloomy” lighting), effects work is shoddy for ILM’s standards (and there is far too much CGI), it uses some of the oldest film clichés out there, hell, even the action scenes, which are Spielberg’s bread and butter, are bland and uninspiring (actually, I felt overall this war far from Spielberg’s finest hour behind the camera). I don’t even know what to say about the A-bomb scene, the CG gophers, the Tarzan scene, the aliens, John William’s forgettable score, or the cheesy wedding. Raiders is a classic, Temple is crappy but watchable, and Last Crusade is a lesser Raiders retread held afloat by Sean Connery’s performance. Skull has none of these traits. And what in god’s name is Cate Blanchett doing in this? She is far too talented for this production.

If I had to mine a few positives out of this turd, they would be a few decent visual gags (I liked Indy going from Mutt’s bike into the enemy car and back again), the chemistry between Shia and Harrison, and the art design.

In terms of the three summer movies I’ve seen thusfar, Crystal Skull is at the bottom of the heap, quite a bit below both Speed Racer and Iron Man. In terms of Indy movies, Raiders >>>> Last > Temple > Skull.

Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 24, 2008, 09:36:56 PM
you guys are doing a great job of discouraging me from seeing this
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2008, 09:40:20 PM
yeah, thanks solo.  I almost convinced myself to see it tomorrow but that won't be the case now.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 24, 2008, 09:42:32 PM
Hey man, different strokes. For all you know, you'll love it. Personally, as you could tell, I found it almost offensively awful.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2008, 09:43:22 PM
nah, you seemed to point out the things I was wary about.  So I think I'm good.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 24, 2008, 09:47:53 PM
same - this sounds like the Indy Prequel I was dreading, all rewarmed nostalgia and no purpose or heart
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 24, 2008, 10:05:46 PM
And there are 2 more Indy movies in the pipeline. Its the prequels all over again, but marginally better, due to Spielberg's involvment.

But yeah, its bad when the best thing about the movie was Shia.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 24, 2008, 10:30:37 PM
I really like it. There were some things in the movie that didn't sit too well with me [inexplicably CG ground hogs, vine swinging, and some problems with the meshing of live action and CG in the jungle chase], but I liked just about everything else. Shia LeBouf ended up actually making a likable character and his interactions with an aging, but still perfectly able Indy worked well, which was buoyed by mostly good dialog. Most of the major action scenes were well done for the most part, with only a few oddities here and there.

Not everyone will appreciate some of the differences that it brings to the table, or the ending, although I quite liked it, but it was worth the money that I paid for it and I'll gladly watch it again once the DVD hits.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2008, 10:33:18 PM
I saw it yesterday, it was alright, save for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the horrible monkey vine swinging scene
[close]
.

Yeah, that was definitely the worst part. Other than that, I liked it. It wasn't OMG AMAZING, but it was solid. It was better than the Mummy movies, so let's stop joking that The Mummy 3 directed by ROB F'ING COHEN is somehow going to be better. On the Indiana Jones Scale of Rose Tinted Childhood Nostaligia, I'd give it a 7, on the Summer Action/Adventure Blockbuster Scale I'd give it a 9, so let's split the difference and give it an 8/10.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 24, 2008, 10:36:47 PM
See Mupepe? For every person who hates it, there is one who loves it. Go see it for yourself and decide.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 24, 2008, 11:36:46 PM
I saw it yesterday, it was alright, save for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the horrible monkey vine swinging scene
[close]
.

Yeah, that was definitely the worst part. Other than that, I liked it. It wasn't OMG AMAZING, but it was solid. It was better than the Mummy movies, so let's stop joking that The Mummy 3 directed by ROB F'ING COHEN is somehow going to be better. On the Indiana Jones Scale of Rose Tinted Childhood Nostaligia, I'd give it a 7, on the Summer Action/Adventure Blockbuster Scale I'd give it a 9, so let's split the difference and give it an 8/10.

Yeah, there were clearly some things I have issues with, and I don't have a burning desire to see it again, but I enjoyed it.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Hollywood on May 25, 2008, 12:28:42 AM
Jesus. I'm not gonig to argue with people saying it sucks or its good or whatever, I thought it was entertaining, but there's definitely a lot of CG to hate and all that. What's annoying is people who spend more fucking time on the computer arguing whether they should see it or not, when they could have already WENT AND WATCHED IT.  :duh
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 25, 2008, 12:33:48 AM
I think I am going to NOT see this installment.  In my universe, Indiana Jones ended with that horseback ride into the sunset, with the exceptionally entertaining Last Crusade.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Mupepe on May 25, 2008, 12:38:55 AM
See Mupepe? For every person who hates it, there is one who loves it. Go see it for yourself and decide.
Eh, I hate going to the theaters generally.  People have already pointed out the things I don't think I will like.  So unless I find someone willing to tag along or get really bored, I'll wait til it hits Blu Ray.  I like the original Indy movies but I'm not so passionate about the series that wondering whether it's good or not keeps me up at night.  If it turns out to be shit, it won't bother me.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: border on May 25, 2008, 12:54:33 AM
I gotta say I really liked the first 60-75 minutes.  Shia's character is decent, and Indy is best when he's working with 1 partner.  Things get kinda bogged down when he starts to pick up additional characters that are tagging along.  The warehouse sequence is pretty good, and I don't really care that they immediately delved into the mystical and fantastic.  The A-bomb sequence is not as cringe-inducingly bad as some of the later stuff, but it does feel out of place.  The motorcycle chase is great, though.

After that first hour or so, things really do become a CGI mess.  The couple next to me actually walked out and never returned after the Tarzan sequence.  Why the fuck is that even there?  I'll bet that fanboys will be forever defending this with the same cornball excuse they used for Revenge of the Sith's cheesy "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" FrankenVader scene -- "It's an homage!"  As if being an homage somehow puts a scene above criticism.

Prior to viewing, I didn't pay much to the "Lucas is gonna ruin this!" whiners, but this movie really does have Lucas-stink all over.  CGI up the ass, Ewok-syndrome, pointless fanservice references to superior prior films.

Am I the only one that really got a kick out of Cate Blanchett's character though?  She is probably not strong enough to be a main villain, but Mola Ram aside these films have never been defined by their villains anyway.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 25, 2008, 01:45:03 AM
Quote from: border
Am I the only one that really got a kick out of Cate Blanchett's character though?  She is probably not strong enough to be a main villain, but Mola Ram aside these films have never been defined by their villains anyway.

"We will turn you into us. And the best part...is that you won't even notice."

During that scene I seriously started feeling paranoid that the people around me might be Commies. I could have sworn that one guy was wearing a Che Guevara shirt.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 25, 2008, 02:16:49 AM
It was ok I guess lol, I don't even know.

It was a fun time with some mega groans in there.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: thekavorka on May 25, 2008, 02:52:06 AM
movie sucked. too forced, rushed, and ridiculous.

the acting and dialogs were terrible
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 25, 2008, 01:37:43 PM
I think I am going to NOT see this installment.  In my universe, Indiana Jones ended with that horseback ride into the sunset, with the exceptionally entertaining Last Crusade.

Go see it, Will, if only for comedic value.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 25, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
Maybe it's the awful Star Wars prequels, but I really don't have the urge to fight Lucas in a nerd fit of rage and give him my hard earned cash at the same time.  Not that the Indiana Jones films are high art, but they're a memorable part of my childhood that still stand up and I don't want to wreck that.  I am going to pass here.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: thekavorka on May 26, 2008, 02:13:17 AM
i still can't get over how bad this movie is.

im not even comparing it to the old indy movies. by itself, the movie is terrible. it's like no one actually edited it or went back and actually watched it before it was sent out.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: demi on May 26, 2008, 02:15:13 AM
buy lego indiana - now containing zero crystal skull
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 26, 2008, 02:16:20 AM
God the movie was pretty bad.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 27, 2008, 01:34:51 AM
I saw it yesterday, it was alright, save for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the horrible monkey vine swinging scene
[close]
.

Accurate review.

The jungle chase, save for the spoilered, which was an homage to older films, pretty much made the film awesome.

My running theory now is that if this was made in the eighties it wouldn't get any hate, but eh, it's a lost cause defending this movie which was well-received by most critics on any message board since the majority of people on the internet are determined to hate it anyway rather than be proved wrong, so chuck this fucking thread in the fire of illogical hate.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FancyFeast on May 27, 2008, 01:37:40 AM
I refuse to believe the internet elite are this obtuse.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2008, 02:33:40 AM
I saw it yesterday, it was alright, save for
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the horrible monkey vine swinging scene
[close]
.

Accurate review.

The jungle chase, save for the spoilered, which was an homage to older films, pretty much made the film awesome.

My running theory now is that if this was made in the eighties it wouldn't get any hate, but eh, it's a lost cause defending this movie which was well-received by most critics on any message board since the majority of people on the internet are determined to hate it anyway rather than be proved wrong, so chuck this fucking thread in the fire of illogical hate.

Uh, have you seen Temple of Doom?  This is just a clear case of an apologist verus general concensus.  It was not well received by most critics either.  Isn't it's Cream of the Crop rating at like 60%.  I'm not sure what world you're living in - but this flick has received very mixed reviews, leaning towards negative.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: FancyFeast on May 27, 2008, 03:09:47 AM
I refuse to believe the internet elite are this obtuse.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Raban on May 27, 2008, 09:45:52 AM
I thought it was OK. I'm not exactly sure why people expect so much from it. No matter how good it could've been, none of the huge fans of the old movies are going to be satisfied, because that's what nostalgia does. I'll admit, Indy 4 did go over the top with its theme, plot and all the corny, CORNY dialog, but it wasn't entirely too far from a series that was pulp to begin with.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Solo on May 27, 2008, 10:17:35 AM
I don't care what decade this was made in, shit is shit, regardless of the era.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 21, 2008, 09:12:34 AM
I saw it a couple of weeks ago.  I actually went to see it a month ago but had to leave because some buffarilla wouldn't get her kids to STFU.  Constant shooshing and full-head turns weren't enough to get this cow to shut her brood up.  A manager drug her out of the theater as we asked for our money back, if I ever see that disrespectful bitch again I will rip her a new asshole.


That said, I should have taken my losses and not returned, but I wanted to see Indy on the big screen.  It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but even as someone who kinda liked Franken-Vader I have to say that Monkey Shia was absolutely ridiculous.  It was somewhat jarring seeing how old Harrison Ford looks, it's been awhile since I've seen a movie of his in the theater.  I thought the movie had several memorable shots, it was a pretty movie.  But, it was ultimately unecessary.  The dialogue was strong, and as someone mentioned earlier, the scene in the tent felt like classic Indy.  I'd go see another one.

I felt bad for Karen Allen, Harrison Ford looked like he would rather kiss Shia than her at the end of the movie.  Women once again lose on the double standard, I'd say she's aged better than Ford lol.
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Enl on July 28, 2008, 11:44:36 PM
From AICN:

"Times Online has a longish interview with George Lucas in which George candidly discusses the complexities of setting KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL into motion, and how the same obstacles could impact the development of another INDIANA JONES movie. Sounds like getting Ford and Spielberg and Lucas on the same page was a struggle at times .

Memorable Lucas quotes from the piece include:

Quote
Indiana Jones only becomes complicated when you have another two people saying ‘I want it this way’ and ‘I want it that way’, whereas, when I first did Jones, I just said, ‘We’ll do it this way’ — and that was much easier. But now I have to accommodate everybody, because they are all big, successful guys, too, so it’s a little hard on a practical level.

Ahem.

Lucas also divulges this interesting tidbit:

Quote
Really, with the last one, Steven wasn’t that enthusiastic. I was trying to persuade him. But now Steve is more amenable to doing another one. Yet we still have the issues about the direction we’d like to take. I’m in the future; Steven’s in the past. He’s trying to drag it back to the way they were, I’m trying to push it to a whole different place. So, still we have a sort of tension. This recent one came out of that.



..says the interview, whose entirety you can find HERE (http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article4386319.ece).

Interesting stuff, which might explain the lackluster/disjointed quality some fans have noticed in CRYSTAL SKULL".

Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on July 28, 2008, 11:49:15 PM
Wow, those are some serious disses against his supposed friends.

Fuck this guy
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Enl on July 28, 2008, 11:57:33 PM
Spielberg needs to stop sticking with those pixels and move into the HD era like Lucas.  ::)
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2008, 12:00:02 AM
"yea things were much better during Raiders when Steven and Harrison were bums, and I could be like 'ok, we're gonna do this.' Now we're all accomplished men and they won't listen to me god dammit"

lucas with the troll of the month  :lol
Title: Re: The Indiana Jones: KOTCS thread of "won't be as good as Speed Racer"
Post by: EvilBoris on July 29, 2008, 12:12:02 AM
 I always liked this guy's George Lucas impressions 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPzDjaA03ts