THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on May 25, 2008, 07:26:15 AM
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(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Obsidian_Dagger/lisa1.jpg)
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Obsidian_Dagger/lisa2.jpg)
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Obsidian_Dagger/lisa3.jpg)
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/Obsidian_Dagger/lisa4.jpg)
Sure, her parents won't ever hurt her again. The herpes however. . .
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social realism :bow
I didn't get the second half, though. It was almost like it was trying to push some kind of religious message or something, pretty jarring, even worse than the end of Jane Eyre. The editors really shouldn't have let that stuff through.
other than that, A++ would experience again, preferably as an expressionist opera
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I guess Social Services accepts "Jesus" as an acceptable reason to maintain custody
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the newest Chick tract is pretty good:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp
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disappointing to see Chick reduced to doing movie tie-ins :(
still, this panel is great
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_11.gif)
for my part, I wish I were a polywog again :(
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is Chick aware of his hipster following? does he have a plan to save us? aren't all God's children worth saving, even insufferably smug irony-addled sophists? :(
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The best one ever is still the one where Muslims are all "accidentally" praying to a moon god, as if their prayers to the Abrahamic God are all being re-rerouted by the crescent moons on the tops of mosques.
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(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_03.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_08.gif)
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(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_12.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_20.gif)
okay i was wrong, this is the best one ever
wow
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wait, was henry or the neighbor molesting lisa -- or both? the narrative is borked!
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wait, was henry or the neighbor molesting lisa -- or both? the narrative is borked!
Henry was borking her at first, the neighbor found out, and then they both borked her.
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*snip*
okay i was wrong, this is the best one ever
wow
LOLZ
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wait, was henry or the neighbor molesting lisa -- or both? the narrative is borked!
Henry was borking her at first, the neighbor found out, and then they both borked her.
so i'm confused. what's worse:
a) believing i am a god thanks to evolution and thus having no morals
b) believing in jesus and getting off scot-free for years of incestuous pedophilia and child prostitution
jack, you are not helping me!
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wait, was henry or the neighbor molesting lisa -- or both? the narrative is borked!
Henry was borking her at first, the neighbor found out, and then they both borked her.
so i'm confused. what's worse:
a) believing i am a god thanks to evolution and thus having no morals
b) believing in jesus and getting off scot-free for years of incestuous pedophilia and child prostitution
jack, you are not helping me!
God forgives child rapists while condemning thoughtful people who believe in evolution to an eternity of punishment. What a belligerent tyrant.
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(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_03.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_08.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_10.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_12.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages25631/1041/1041_20.gif)
okay i was wrong, this is the best one ever
wow
i'm gonna pass this out on halloween :bow
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wait, was henry or the neighbor molesting lisa -- or both? the narrative is borked!
That Lisa one is apparently pretty notorious. It's the only one Jack doesn't have on his website, meaning that he probably realizes that it's not okay to let incestuous pedophiles go free just because they love Jesus. It's from the 80s or some junk.
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he didn't even establish lisa as a character despite the eponymous title!
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he didn't even establish lisa as a character despite the eponymous title!
She's a loli!
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good read until it got all fake and religiousy
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"We've got great news, honey. Daddy and I are going to never hurt you again." :lol
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wait, was henry or the neighbor molesting lisa -- or both? the narrative is borked!
That Lisa one is apparently pretty notorious. It's the only one Jack doesn't have on his website, meaning that he probably realizes that it's not okay to let incestuous pedophiles go free just because they love Jesus. It's from the 80s or some junk.
There are some pretty messed up ones that I'm amazed he HASN'T taken down.
Like this one. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages15682/1054/1054_11.gif)
"We're leaving for the airport... right now." :o
Or this one. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1043/1043_01.asp)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages15682/1043/1043_14.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages15682/1043/1043_19.gif)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages15682/1043/1043_20.gif)
But seriously, he should take this one down because he's just embarrassing himself here. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0069/0069_01.asp)
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages15682/0069/0069_08.gif)
Since Leroy Brown appears to be a 17th Century Puritan, I'm assuming that this is a scene from the first Black Thanksgiving. Because the Indians and white Pilgrims took all the regular wild turkeys (Meleagris gallopavo silvestris), the black Pilgrims had to settle for the smaller and leaner jive turkey (Meleagris gallopavo ebonicus).
Also, the bald guy in the wife beater appears to have been drawn by the "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" illustrator.
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages15682/0069/0069_10.gif)
Rudy from Fat Albert and the Junkyard Gang has fallen into the wrong crowd.
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one of my favorites,
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp)
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These are depressing. :(