Lets post the best of Encyclopedia dramatica. I'll leve the Ron Paul and Lobertarian posts to someone else.
Barack Hussein Obama
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To distinguished mentally-challenged redneck Republicans and Fox News fans, Barack Iraq Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden Jr. is an Islamic Manchurian candidate, a Muslim posing as a Christfag, but will probably win the election despite this. Of course, because he is a distinguished black fellow and a blood relative of George Bush on his honky side, he will probably just try to steal the election if he doesn't win, anyway.
To distinguished mentally-challenged liberal Democrats and Daily Kos readers, Barack Jesus F. Kennedy Christ Jr. is a messianic cult leader, the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy born as a black Jesus come to save America from six years of Iraq, eight years of George W. Bush, and two centuries of white guilt. Obama is actually a Jew-loving person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation who will bomb Pakistan if elected, but don't tell his followers that. His followers also fail to recognize that, like every other politician, his whole campaign is all style and no substance.
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Obama on the Issues
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
Almost slipped up.
American principles: CHANGE
Civil rights: CHANGE
Disabilities: CHANGE
Economy: CHANGE
Education: CHANGE
Energy & Environment: CHANGE
Ethics: CHANGE
Family: CHANGE
Fiscal: CHANGE
Foreign Policy: CHANGE
Gun Control: CHANGE
Health care: CHANGE
Homeland Security: CHANGE
Immigration: CHANGE
Iraq: CHANGE
Poverty: CHANGE
Prostitution: CHANGE
Rural: CHANGE
Service: CHANGE
Seniors & Social Security: CHANGE
Technology: CHANGE
Use of the "N-word" in Mike Tyson's Punch Out: DON'T CHANGE :lol
Veterans: CHANGE
Net Neutrality
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Some internet content providers are causing users to use more than 20% of the service they pay for, thus lowering profits. This is a classic example of the lawyer and accountants takeover.
Old Internet = You pay for what you use.
You pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to internet content providers.
Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to users
Not a big truck
Net Neutrality adds = We all pay twice:
You pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to internet content providers.
Internet content providers will have to charge you for usage.
Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to download/upload to users
Internet content providers pay ISP/BACKBONE to compensation for causing users to use more than 20% of the service they pay for.
:lol :lol
John McCain
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He's perhaps best known for his long-running lounge act at the "Hanoi Hilton," where he entertained Viet Cong troops with his witty stand-up routines and smooth melodies. He supervised and acted as a translator while Jane Fonda was incarcerated and tortured by North Vietnamese soldiers for several years after her USO tour plane was shot down in, uh, let's say 1970.
McCain is known for his vehement support of illegal immigration, mostly because he'd rather pay a spic 10 cents an hour to mow his lawn than pay a legal American citizen a decent wage. Because we could have won Vietnam if we hadn't pulled out too soon, McCain wants to make up for it by spending at least 100 years in Iraq and maybe hitting up Iran while we're in the neighborhood.
Final Boss of the Internet
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Over the years, there has been much debate as to who the Final Boss of the Internet might be. Joseph Evers? The IWF? Anonymous? Jimbo Wales? Rorschach? You? It's one of the internets' greatest and most endearing unsolved mysteries.
The term "Final Boss of the Internet" has seen application on the *chan imageboards for a considerable while now. Still, we are no closer to deciphering its true meaning.
It is thought that the term "final boss of the internet" originates from 13-year-old boys who are still obsessed with video games. Problem is, seeing the internet as a video game is a Very Bad Idea, because the internet is serious business, and some of the things you do and say on the internet can make the party van show up outside your door, unlike with a computer game.
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Japan
The country currently known as "Japan" (from the Spanish japon, meaning "Happy Fun Jap World," is an island chain located in Asia or some backwoods place that nobody really cares about. Despite having been destroyed over the years by Godzilla and a variety of other gigantic monsters.
National sports include kancho, panty pulling, and throwing oneself in front of a moving train while exclaiming, "I told u I was hardcore."
Pedophilia is not only accepted in Japan, but also highly mandatory. Circa 110% of Japanese men are pedophiles. Legally the age of consent in Japan is 13, but usually Japanese girls lose their virginity at the ripe old age of the 2nd trimester after conception.
Japanophiles
The purest form of faggotry.
Japanophiles are western people who love everything to do with Japan, even (especially?) the creepy bits, like the coin-operated panty dispensers and blackfaced, screeching women. They are usually fat and socially inept (male), or fat and delusional about their looks (female) and can be identified by their Cowboy Bebop wallscrolls, appreciation for J-pop and insistence on cosplaying. Not to mention walking around the city with a fucking Pocky sticking out of the mouth.
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Possibly NSFW, tell me if it is and I'll link it instead but:
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:rofl