Atheists
Important Facts About Atheism
-Black people can't be Atheists in the MMORPG RL due to class restrictions.
-If you were born a Jew and converted to Atheism, you are still a Jew. You also did 9/11.
-They have the ability to grow Neckbeards at an accelerated rate.
-Atheists have the ability to think freely which helps them spell better OTI and find porn.
-They are smarter then you since they've browsed various skeptic's bibles.
-All Atheists became Atheists because their know they are going to hell and are in denial.
-All Atheists are actually in denial about their belief in God, you know they believe and wont admit it.
PROTIP: When in an encounter with an atheist and this issue comes up, simply point out that atheist dictators killed millions of people over the past century and murdered hundreds of thousands in an effort to eradicate religion itself, because, you know, mass murder is the inevitable result when a community becomes too intolerant of outlandish dogmas and too fond of critical thinking. The atheist will undoubtedly respond with, "BUT THEY DIDN'T KILL IN THE NAME OF ATHEISM!!11", which is bullshit, because they obviously did: Lenin, Mao, and Stalin all viewed religion as an obstacle to the dictatorship of the proletariat envisioned by Karl Marx and thus sought to remove this obstacle by any means necessary.
It is also to remember that no atheist can understand lulz, as lulz, being a corruption of lol, means Love Our Lord. It is therefore impossible for a godless heathen to understand.
Atheist Quotes"I feel very attached to the idea of atheism , that we are free to do whatever we want. (Not that my parents buy into that) And there is no proof their is a god, so HA!!"
"HAWHAWHAR YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST!!! Well, I'll see you at school."
"In atheism we give you a blank slate to write your on life. I wrote mine in my dads basement with youtube videos that aren't doing shit."
"If it takes a group to make you strong, not only does that make you cowardly, it means you are weak, and hiding behind other weak people, just like a fucking gang. This is the basis of religion. A mass of stupid people saying "do as we say or i will kill you". That doesnt make you right, that makes you a nazi."
"Not that x-tians care, since hitler was the christian poster boy anyway. Atheism is not criticism, it is logic. Christianity is criticism, of everything that doesn't fit into its stupid little niche of stupididy."
"this is a true symbol of the new church here in europe...good that I'm atheistical."
"IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF CHRISTIANS PUSHING THEIR BELIEFS ON ME, i mean every year i go to buy something at the store and I see HAPPY HOLLIDAYS and it pisses me off so much i mean Christians are everywhere i mean its like UHHGGGGG but anyway this year its gonna be different. i just got down purchasing my ANTI-god pin. im going to every place where they sell christmas trees and all the "happy" (yeah more like BRAINWASHED) familys will see my anti-god pin and i will silently protest this stupid holliday yeah go atheists!"
"I'm smarter than you because I've got a science degree" Richard Dawkins