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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2006, 10:32:58 PM

Title: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2006, 10:32:58 PM
... my roommate's fiance came over, and I took that time to go take a walk and get some food.  Come back, make some food, and his fiance has left the door ajar to go to the bathroom apparently.  I open the door to my room, and there's my roommate in his bed, shirtless, drinking water.  He waves at me.

:O

Threesome?
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Bacon on November 11, 2006, 10:33:57 PM
Tell the girl to leave and have him all to yourself.
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2006, 10:35:28 PM
Gross! His fiance is Mongolian!

The only other thing that's awkward is if I go into the living room, she is always straddling him in some crazy ways.
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2006, 10:35:41 PM
He waved at you?

Run. Out the house. NOW
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2006, 10:38:52 PM
Well, what could he do - it was one of those weird awkward moments.
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Bloodwake on November 11, 2006, 10:41:55 PM
He waved at you?

Run. Out the house. NOW

I disagree.

Threesome.
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 11, 2006, 10:42:40 PM
I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass.  :-\
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2006, 10:44:09 PM
He could rape you, that's what. I would be the ultamite horror movie.

Willco walks into house. Everything is quiet. He opens door to his room only to see naked roommate.

Roommate: *waves*
Willco: *stares*
*Suddenly Willco is knocked in the back of the head. The girlfriend stands on front of him; she snuck out the bathroom to deliver a knockout blow to Willco.*

*Willco wakes up in ropes. He stands up, but as he does he realizes...

There's a stick of dynomite up his ass. He looks around and sees scores of bottles of morphine everywhere...no wonder he cannot feel the pain. Then, a sudden laugh comes from the corner of the room. Willco turns

Diablos: Hello Willco
Willco: NO!
*Diablos throws a cigar at Willco's ass, lighting the dynomite

...
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Bloodwake on November 11, 2006, 10:45:44 PM
He could rape you, that's what. I would be the ultamite horror movie.

Willco walks into house. Everything is quiet. He opens door to his room only to see naked roommate.

Roommate: *waves*
Willco: *stares*
*Suddenly Willco is knocked in the back of the head. The girlfriend stands on front of him; she snuck out the bathroom to deliver a knockout blow to Willco.*

*Willco wakes up in ropes. He stands up, but as he does he realizes...

There's a stick of dynomite up his ass. He looks around and sees scores of bottles of morphine everywhere...no wonder he cannot feel the pain. Then, a sudden laugh comes from the corner of the room. Willco turns

Diablos: Hello Willco
Willco: NO!
*Diablos throws a cigar at Willco's ass, lighting the dynomite

...



 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 12, 2006, 12:04:59 AM
He's probably just being friendly, quit being so uptight. :lol
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 12, 2006, 12:06:49 AM
Whip out your cock and and be like "Nope I dont think you got crabs from me"
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2006, 02:31:28 AM
I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass.  :-\
You Republicans are all so gay.  :lol
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: Bloodwake on November 12, 2006, 02:34:51 AM
Whip out your cock and and be like "Nope I dont think you got crabs from me"

Responses like this...

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2006, 03:14:42 AM
I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass.  :-\
You Republicans are all so gay.  :lol

We fear what we are!