THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2006, 10:32:58 PM
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... my roommate's fiance came over, and I took that time to go take a walk and get some food. Come back, make some food, and his fiance has left the door ajar to go to the bathroom apparently. I open the door to my room, and there's my roommate in his bed, shirtless, drinking water. He waves at me.
:O
Threesome?
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Tell the girl to leave and have him all to yourself.
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Gross! His fiance is Mongolian!
The only other thing that's awkward is if I go into the living room, she is always straddling him in some crazy ways.
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He waved at you?
Run. Out the house. NOW
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Well, what could he do - it was one of those weird awkward moments.
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He waved at you?
Run. Out the house. NOW
I disagree.
Threesome.
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I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass. :-\
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He could rape you, that's what. I would be the ultamite horror movie.
Willco walks into house. Everything is quiet. He opens door to his room only to see naked roommate.
Roommate: *waves*
Willco: *stares*
*Suddenly Willco is knocked in the back of the head. The girlfriend stands on front of him; she snuck out the bathroom to deliver a knockout blow to Willco.*
*Willco wakes up in ropes. He stands up, but as he does he realizes...
There's a stick of dynomite up his ass. He looks around and sees scores of bottles of morphine everywhere...no wonder he cannot feel the pain. Then, a sudden laugh comes from the corner of the room. Willco turns
Diablos: Hello Willco
Willco: NO!
*Diablos throws a cigar at Willco's ass, lighting the dynomite
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He could rape you, that's what. I would be the ultamite horror movie.
Willco walks into house. Everything is quiet. He opens door to his room only to see naked roommate.
Roommate: *waves*
Willco: *stares*
*Suddenly Willco is knocked in the back of the head. The girlfriend stands on front of him; she snuck out the bathroom to deliver a knockout blow to Willco.*
*Willco wakes up in ropes. He stands up, but as he does he realizes...
There's a stick of dynomite up his ass. He looks around and sees scores of bottles of morphine everywhere...no wonder he cannot feel the pain. Then, a sudden laugh comes from the corner of the room. Willco turns
Diablos: Hello Willco
Willco: NO!
*Diablos throws a cigar at Willco's ass, lighting the dynomite
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:lol :lol :lol
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He's probably just being friendly, quit being so uptight. :lol
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Whip out your cock and and be like "Nope I dont think you got crabs from me"
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I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass. :-\
You Republicans are all so gay. :lol
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Whip out your cock and and be like "Nope I dont think you got crabs from me"
Responses like this...
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass. :-\
You Republicans are all so gay. :lol
We fear what we are!