So your roommate is shirtless in bed and waves at you...

[The Fake Shemp]

... my roommate's fiance came over, and I took that time to go take a walk and get some food.  Come back, make some food, and his fiance has left the door ajar to go to the bathroom apparently.  I open the door to my room, and there's my roommate in his bed, shirtless, drinking water.  He waves at me.

:O

Threesome?

[Bacon]

Tell the girl to leave and have him all to yourself.

[The Fake Shemp]

Gross! His fiance is Mongolian!

The only other thing that's awkward is if I go into the living room, she is always straddling him in some crazy ways.

[Phoenix Dark]

He waved at you?

Run. Out the house. NOW

[The Fake Shemp]

Well, what could he do - it was one of those weird awkward moments.

[Bloodwake]

He waved at you?

Run. Out the house. NOW

I disagree.

Threesome.

[ToxicAdam]

I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass. 

[Phoenix Dark]

He could rape you, that's what. I would be the ultamite horror movie.

Willco walks into house. Everything is quiet. He opens door to his room only to see naked roommate.

Roommate: *waves*
Willco: *stares*
*Suddenly Willco is knocked in the back of the head. The girlfriend stands on front of him; she snuck out the bathroom to deliver a knockout blow to Willco.*

*Willco wakes up in ropes. He stands up, but as he does he realizes...

There's a stick of dynomite up his ass. He looks around and sees scores of bottles of morphine everywhere...no wonder he cannot feel the pain. Then, a sudden laugh comes from the corner of the room. Willco turns

Diablos: Hello Willco
Willco: NO!
*Diablos throws a cigar at Willco's ass, lighting the dynomite

...

[Bloodwake]

He could rape you, that's what. I would be the ultamite horror movie.

Willco walks into house. Everything is quiet. He opens door to his room only to see naked roommate.

Roommate: *waves*
Willco: *stares*
*Suddenly Willco is knocked in the back of the head. The girlfriend stands on front of him; she snuck out the bathroom to deliver a knockout blow to Willco.*

*Willco wakes up in ropes. He stands up, but as he does he realizes...

There's a stick of dynomite up his ass. He looks around and sees scores of bottles of morphine everywhere...no wonder he cannot feel the pain. Then, a sudden laugh comes from the corner of the room. Willco turns

Diablos: Hello Willco
Willco: NO!
*Diablos throws a cigar at Willco's ass, lighting the dynomite

...

 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

He's probably just being friendly, quit being so uptight.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Whip out your cock and and be like "Nope I dont think you got crabs from me"

[Human Snorenado]

I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass. 

You Republicans are all so gay. 

[Bloodwake]

Whip out your cock and and be like "Nope I dont think you got crabs from me"

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[The Fake Shemp]

I had a similar experience. But instead of waving at me, my roommate pulled a dildo out of his ass. 

You Republicans are all so gay. 

We fear what we are!