THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 03, 2008, 01:24:22 PM
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go away Mike Meyers and die in some fires
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Syth P spittin hot fiyah on the mic
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I'm more annoyed by the Adam Sandler movie, to be honest. Although, doesn't it seem like these "outrageous" comedies always come in pairs?
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The Love Guru and You Don't Mess With the Zohan are currently tied for "Crappiest Comedy I've Seen the Trailer For 1 MILLION TIMES" of the Year.
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Just wait for the movie that "parodies" these movies, it will be incredible.
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:yuck
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I heard the pre-release screenings were terrible.
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Just wait for the movie that "parodies" these movies, it will be incredible.
Now whoever makes THOSE movies needs to be skinned alive, seriously. smh
The Zohan Guru Movie.
"Hey you remember this scene from Zohan?"
"And what about this one from Guru?"
distinguished mentally-challenged fellow paying to see movie - lolz, I SAW THAT, THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF IT GET IT?!?!? RUFFL RUFFL RUFFL
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/suicidesmiley.gif)
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"How to do an Austin Powers movie without actually being Austin Powers" by Mike Myers
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Zohan, god forbid, will be the new Borat. All summer long I'll have to listen to guys with popped collars going "DONT MESS WITH TEH ZOHAN BRO"
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Zohan, god forbid, will be the new Borat. All summer long I'll have to listen to guys with popped collars going "DONT MESS WITH TEH ZOHAN BRO"
Can I just say that I HATE HATE HAAAAAAATTTTTEEE that look. It drives me bonkers. I wanna knife every snub little punk I see with a popped collar, adrkajgehralgj. :maf
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The Zohan?
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[youtube=425,350]jmMXk0bA8gk[/youtube]
Another $200 million Adam Sandler flick!
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Adam Sandler won the MTV Idol Award at the movie award show, you better pay your respect to THE SANDMAN
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Zohan looks horrible. And this is from someone who didn't think Little Nicky looked that bad (it was, even worse than it looked, really.)
I don't really care about Love Guru, I haven't been peppered with ads for that one yet. The appearance on American Idol was gay as fuck, and I'm already tired of the 'MariskaHargatey' greeting.
The funny thing is if Love Guru was a hit, she would be more famous for being his greeting than her decade on SVU.
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Robert Smigel was one of the writers on Zohan, so I remain cautiously optimistic. I get the feeling that there'll be a few great jokes here and there, otherwise spoiled by the Sandler Comedy-Bot.
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The Zohan?
omg yes, that's WAY more annoying than the Love Guru stuff. plus i see Zohan teasers whenever I'm watching TV. :maf
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Admit it, you laughed when you first saw the foot gag.
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i first saw the foot gag in auston powers!
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Is Sandler a cigarillo or what? 2 movies in a row.
I bet he wrote this movie for Baron Cohen.
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i first saw the foot gag in auston powers!
Nailed it.
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thank the lord I don't watch tv, or I may have seen one of these advertisements.
yes, this
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thank the lord I don't watch tv, or I may have seen one of these advertisements.
That's because you're never home! :-\
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thank the lord I don't watch tv, or I may have seen one of these advertisements.
I had to watch trailers for both these movies before Iron Man.
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- Vern Troyer
I like how just having a midget in a movie passes for a joke these days. Look at him, he's smaller than a regular person, isn't that hilarious?!?!?!?! And if you think that's funny, just wait until you see him get hit in the crotch! A midget! Hit in the crotch! Priceless!
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- Vern Troyer
I like how just having a midget in a movie passes for a joke these days. Look at him, he's smaller than a regular person, isn't that hilarious?!?!?!?! And if you think that's funny, just wait until you see him get hit in the crotch! A midget! Hit in the crotch! Priceless!
Midgets were funny on the stern show in like, 1992. Now they are as unfunny as mimes(unless they are drunk and/or mentally impaired.)
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Love Guru looks a thousand times worse than Zohan.
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Neither Zohan nor Love Guru can touch the soul-crushing awfulness of this little gem from our friends at Disney:
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/beverly-hills-chihuahua-1.jpg)
People laughed a LOT when the trailer for this was shown in front of Prince Caspian. :-\
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Love Guru looks a thousand times worse than Zohan.
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Love Guru really just looks like a half-assedly reheated Austin Powers movie. You know it's going to be awful when the majority of things in the trailer are things that you already saw in Mike Myers movies. It's been how many years and he hasn't come up with any new material? Not even new sight gags? SMH.
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Just to be contrary, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm going to like The Love Guru. And I'll give Zohan that it's premise is a wee bit more clever than I would expect for a Sandler flick, even if it is just an excuse for the stupidity that follows.
But then, I still laugh at farts.
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i first saw the foot gag in auston powers!
I first saw it in Dorf infomercials :-\
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[youtube=425,350]jmMXk0bA8gk[/youtube]
Another $200 million Adam Sandler flick!
OH HAHAHAHA THE OLD MAN SAID REMBRANDT AND NOT RAMBO!! THIS MOVIE IS SO HILARIOUS!
lawwwwllzzzzzzzz
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Just to be contrary, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm going to like The Love Guru. And I'll give Zohan that it's premise is a wee bit more clever than I would expect for a Sandler flick, even if it is just an excuse for the stupidity that follows.
But then, I still laugh at farts.
Me too! Hold your head high! :punch
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Admit it, you laughed when you first saw the foot gag.
When I saw it on Venture Brothers 3 years ago, yes.
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I saw Zohan last night and it was wretched. Granted there is some amusing comments about Israeli/Palestine relations but no one else in the theatre seemed to get them. It would have been better except that 90% of the "comedy" in the movie was dick/sex with old people jokes.
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oh look it's rob schneider with an accent in an adam sandler movie
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looks like Patel's Summer of Rightness continues
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I just worked out who the main girl was - Sloan from Entourage. She was fucking SMOKING HOT :heartbeat in this film
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looks like Patel's Summer of Rightness continues
yeah such foresight to distinguish this one.
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The Love Guru and You Don't Mess With the Zohan are currently tied for "Crappiest Comedy I've Seen the Trailer For 1 MILLION TIMES" of the Year.
oh shit I thought those two were the same movie
what is love guru then?
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so this movie bombed.
good.
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- Vern Troyer
I like how just having a midget in a movie passes for a joke these days. Look at him, he's smaller than a regular person, isn't that hilarious?!?!?!?! And if you think that's funny, just wait until you see him get hit in the crotch! A midget! Hit in the crotch! Priceless!
I really hate vern troyer. He's from a small town about 10 minutes from where I grew up and when he got famous people wouldn't shut the fuck up about him.
Although I certainly don't envy his particular weirdness, I can admit that I envy a person who has managed to become filthy rich on the basis of his natural weirdness.
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It's all about Tropic Thunder this summer.
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Justice has been served - TLG takes in a whopping $14M for the weekend
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2008&wknd=25&p=.htm
:lol
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wow 4th place. plenty of bad movies come out that manage to entertain people, but i don't think this is one of them. it looks absolutely fucking horrible. i wonder how it'll do in the foreign markets
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Hulk dropped too much, it's a good action movie.
And get smart, yuck. Another shitty comedy.
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LOL @ TLG. I really detested the trailers. Looks like everyone is over Austin Powers.
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Justice has been served - TLG takes in a whopping $14M for the weekend
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2008&wknd=25&p=.htm
:lol
Oh, thank god. For once, stupid Americans haven't let me down. :usa
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Even Meet the Spartans got a better opening weekend.
Time to hang it up, Mikey
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Justice has been served - TLG takes in a whopping $14M for the weekend
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2008&wknd=25&p=.htm
:lol
roman de gare is pretty damn good
if anyone is a fan of convoluted thrillers with a domestic comedy hidden in the middle, i'd say go see it
but since that audience is...well ME...
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Even Meet the Spartans got a better opening weekend.
Time to hang it up, Mikey
That's just beyond criminal.
I eagerly await Tauntaun's review of The Love Guru.
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I'll admit it, I liked the Austin Powers movies. But then I also smoked bales of weed back in those days, so hey.
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Everyone liked at least one of them.
Kinda surprised Get Smart's budget was so low.