THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:07:24 PM

Title: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:07:24 PM
Mupepe
Low gas prices
Low food prices
Mupepe
Three good basketball teams
Low Rent (mine is $450)
Ron Paul
Vulture stuck up wild hogs ass


 :bow Texas :bow2


Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:13:19 PM
:bow Texas :bow2

:bow Good Barbecue :bow2

:bow Hot Hispanics :bow2

:bow Good Mexican Food :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:14:43 PM
So many things I forgot!


Hot Latina mommas!  :drool
Tex-Mex!  :drool
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:32:34 PM
You can come to Texas FA.  There's more than enough room for you.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2008, 02:33:03 PM
So what is it like on the ranch?  Do you guys have many cattle?
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:35:53 PM
So what is it like on the ranch?  Do you guys have many cattle?

My 50,000 acres only has 2 herds.  :(
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
You must have a riding tractor with all that land. :o

I love riding on those things.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 04, 2008, 02:38:20 PM
:bow guns :bow2
:bow liquor :bow2

:-X libertarians :-X
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2008, 02:39:38 PM
Maybe I should move to texas. Upstate NY has shit weather, the highest taxes, and fucked up people. I need to go someplace slower and more relaxed.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:42:54 PM
I'm in austin but grew up near houston.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: tiesto on June 04, 2008, 02:43:15 PM
 :-X Fat Chicks  :-X
 :-X Dubya :-X
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:44:07 PM
:bow guns :bow2
:bow liquor :bow2

:-X libertarians :-X
Hell yeah!

:bow Trucks :bow2

So what is it like on the ranch?  Do you guys have many cattle?
Shrooms fields, man.  Shroom fields.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: demi on June 04, 2008, 02:44:17 PM
:-X Fat Chicks  :-X
 :-X Dubya :-X

 :-X Harry Knowles  :-X

 :-X Willco  :-X
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:44:51 PM
:-X Fat Chicks  :-X
 :-X Dubya :-X
:-X Jews :-X
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:45:40 PM
You must have a riding tractor with all that land. :o

I love riding on those things.

I ride around on my Critter Gitter

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/n507707089_952789_6272.jpg)


Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2008, 02:47:42 PM
Zero, let's join Mupepe in Houston.  FoC, are you close to Houston?  Please respond quickly.


I'm only like 2000 miles away.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2008, 02:48:42 PM
You must have a riding tractor with all that land.

I love riding on those things.

I ride around on my Critter Gitter

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/n507707089_952789_6272.jpg)


:o

 :o

That Critter Gitter dun!!


Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:49:19 PM
You must have a riding tractor with all that land. :o

I love riding on those things.

I ride around on my Critter Gitter

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/n507707089_952789_6272.jpg)



Pfft, my ride...
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/839/wow026ha6.jpg)
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:51:51 PM
Houston is cool if you can get over the weather, which no one in their right mind should be able to.
8 years does some crazy shit to a man :'(
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:54:42 PM

(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v231/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44690056_2629.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44947549_6919.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44947552_7762.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44946009_5752.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44946014_7371.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44945373_7113.jpg)


TEXAS
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:56:44 PM
I'm going fathers day weekend.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: lordmaji on June 04, 2008, 02:57:08 PM

(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v231/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44690056_2629.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44947549_6919.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44947552_7762.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44946009_5752.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44946014_7371.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44945373_7113.jpg)


TEXAS

holy shit man. :lol
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 02:58:38 PM
Houston has some good salt-of-the-earth ghetto motherfuckers.  It's fantastic.
:bow 5th Ward :bow2

:bow Porter :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 03:01:37 PM
I dont care what anyone says, Texas is the best place to be when the Zombie apocalypse comes.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 03:03:40 PM
I know some grimy black dudes that are scared shitless to go the fifth ward.
I've got a 5th ward shirt

:bow 5th Ward :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: tiesto on June 04, 2008, 03:06:52 PM
I joke and joke, but I wouldn't mind paying a visit to Texas one day. Hell, it can't be any worse than Alabama!
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 04, 2008, 03:08:34 PM
Zero, let's join Mupepe in Houston.  FoC, are you close to Houston?  Please respond quickly.


I'm only like 2000 miles away.
Exactly.  only.  Let's do this

Right after Father's Day Weekend

IDK man. I'd leave my wife, but not my son. :P
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Rman on June 04, 2008, 03:20:13 PM
Wow. 450 rent. 
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Crushed on June 04, 2008, 03:51:30 PM
Jesus Christ, FOC, that's a goddamned Jurassic Park hunting vehicle. Fuck.

No seriously, those things alone would help you survive a zombie attack, OR a T-Rex attack. I'm not too sure about a raptor attack, because there's so many openings through which they could easily sneak in.  :ninja
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: hyp on June 04, 2008, 04:05:54 PM
:bow GEORGE BUSH x2
 
:bow STIMULUS PACKAGE
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 04, 2008, 05:46:05 PM
:bow Kinky Friedman :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 04, 2008, 05:49:59 PM
 :bow MD Anderson :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Crushed on June 04, 2008, 05:54:19 PM
no seriously, why do they need to hunt deer with mounted anti-tank rifles on giant halo 3 vehicles
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2008, 05:54:42 PM
:bow TEJAS :bow
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 05:56:48 PM
no seriously, why do they need to hunt deer with mounted anti-tank rifles on giant halo 3 vehicles


:piss Crushed :piss2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 05:57:50 PM
Can we get a texas gif?
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: max_cool on June 04, 2008, 06:40:04 PM
Three good basketball teams
The Rockets are OK. the Mavericks are not all that good, c'mon! and I have an undying hatred of the Spurs and I hope they, their fans, and the city of San Antonio rot in hell for all eternity.

Also, Arizona is a far better place to be when Z-day hits; soooo much more empty space. Texas has too many farms and ranches and the like while AZ has wide open uninhabited desert.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
no seriously, why do they need to hunt deer with mounted anti-tank rifles on giant halo 3 vehicles
it's fun?
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 04, 2008, 06:55:20 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/houston.jpg)

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/Dallas_Skyline_01.jpg)

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/977722_550x550_mb_art_R0.jpg)

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/612005s_Austin_Texas.jpg)

:bow Texas :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 04, 2008, 06:57:24 PM
again...

:bow Texas :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: thekavorka on June 04, 2008, 07:36:16 PM
Texas overall is terrible, but

Austin  :bow2
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 07:39:41 PM
Also, Arizona is a far better place to be when Z-day hits; soooo much more empty space. Texas has too many farms and ranches and the like while AZ has wide open uninhabited desert.

You have never been to texas.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Vyer on June 04, 2008, 09:53:12 PM
I fuckin hate whenever some asshat media comes to Texas and further pushes stereotypes like that everyone here has a cowboy hat, rides a horse to work and owns an oil well. 

During the primaries CNN had some dipshit in a Walker Texas Ranger jacket and a cowboy hat find the most ass backwards hick town he could and interview them as part of the 'pulse' of Texas.  I wanted to punch that motherfucker in the face.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 04, 2008, 10:52:28 PM

(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v231/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44690056_2629.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44947549_6919.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44947552_7762.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44946009_5752.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44946014_7371.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v248/57/8/7907284/n7907284_44945373_7113.jpg)


TEXAS

Wasn't there an episode of Da Ali G Show where Borat visits this place?
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2016, 01:06:53 AM
http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/report-shooting-at-little-red-barn-steakhouse

Customer gets upset, assaults waiter. Waiter gets free, pulls gun on customer. Shoots warning shots, and flees. Boss specifies to reporters that employees are not allowed to carry weapons while working.

tl;dr: TEXAS
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 25, 2016, 01:12:57 PM
Texas would be pretty great if it weren't for all the Texans.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Stoney Mason on August 25, 2016, 01:40:51 PM
I know some bore people live in Texas and I know its unfair to overly stereotype a large state like Texas but my god I would go insane living in such a place. And I say that coming from shitty Florida.

Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2016, 01:43:04 PM
:lol

As a Texan all I can do is laugh.  Stay in the DFW/Dallas/San Antonio/Houston/Austin area and it's actually a pretty decent state.  The rest though.... Yeesh.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2016, 07:18:42 PM
When I lived in California and worked in game dev, companies frequently tried to recruit me (along with every other co-worker, I'm no snowflake) -- I'd listen until they mentioned the opportunity is in Texas. I'd just tell them I am entirely uninterested in bringing my mixed-race family to Texas.
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Dennis on August 25, 2016, 07:20:23 PM
lol nevah
Title: Re: Texas appreciation thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2016, 09:26:25 PM
http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/report-shooting-at-little-red-barn-steakhouse

Customer gets upset, assaults waiter. Waiter gets free, pulls gun on customer. Shoots warning shots, and flees. Boss specifies to reporters that employees are not allowed to carry weapons while working.

tl;dr: TEXAS

I'm in Texas right now, pls pray for me brehs.