Author Topic: Texas appreciation thread (Read 5182 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** June 04, 2008, 02:07:24 PM »

Mupepe
Low gas prices
Low food prices
Mupepe
Three good basketball teams
Low Rent (mine is $450)
Ron Paul
Vulture stuck up wild hogs ass

Texas

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:13:19 PM »

Texas

Good Barbecue

Hot Hispanics

Good Mexican Food

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:14:43 PM »

So many things I forgot!

Hot Latina mommas!

Tex-Mex!

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:32:34 PM »

You can come to Texas FA. There's more than enough room for you.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:33:03 PM »

So what is it like on the ranch? Do you guys have many cattle?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 04, 2008, 02:33:03 PM

So what is it like on the ranch? Do you guys have many cattle?

My 50,000 acres only has 2 herds.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:37:28 PM »

You must have a riding tractor with all that land.

I love riding on those things.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:38:20 PM »

guns

liquor

libertarians

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:39:38 PM »

Maybe I should move to texas. Upstate NY has shit weather, the highest taxes, and fucked up people. I need to go someplace slower and more relaxed.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:42:54 PM »

I'm in austin but grew up near houston.

tiesto · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:43:15 PM »

Fat Chicks

Dubya

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:44:07 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 04, 2008, 02:38:20 PM

guns
liquor

libertarians

Hell yeah!

Trucks

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 04, 2008, 02:33:03 PM

So what is it like on the ranch? Do you guys have many cattle?

Shrooms fields, man. Shroom fields.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:44:17 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 04, 2008, 02:43:15 PM

Fat Chicks
Dubya

Harry Knowles

Willco

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:44:51 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 04, 2008, 02:43:15 PM

Fat Chicks
Dubya

Jews

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 04, 2008, 02:37:28 PM

You must have a riding tractor with all that land.

I love riding on those things.

I ride around on my Critter Gitter

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:47:42 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 04, 2008, 02:40:32 PM

Zero, let's join Mupepe in Houston. FoC, are you close to Houston? Please respond quickly.

I'm only like 2000 miles away.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:48:42 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:45:40 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 04, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
You must have a riding tractor with all that land.

I love riding on those things.

I ride around on my Critter Gitter

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That Critter Gitter dun!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:49:19 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:45:40 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 04, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
You must have a riding tractor with all that land.

I love riding on those things.

I ride around on my Critter Gitter

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Pfft, my ride...

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 04, 2008, 02:50:11 PM

Houston is cool if you can get over the weather, which no one in their right mind should be able to.

8 years does some crazy shit to a man :'(

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:54:42 PM »

TEXAS

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:56:44 PM »

I'm going fathers day weekend.

lordmaji · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:57:08 PM »

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TEXAS

holy shit man.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2008, 02:58:38 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 04, 2008, 02:57:28 PM

Houston has some good salt-of-the-earth ghetto motherfuckers. It's fantastic.

5th Ward

Porter

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:01:37 PM »

I dont care what anyone says, Texas is the best place to be when the Zombie apocalypse comes.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:03:40 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 04, 2008, 03:00:28 PM

I know some grimy black dudes that are scared shitless to go the fifth ward.

I've got a 5th ward shirt

5th Ward

tiesto · « **Reply #25 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:06:52 PM »

I joke and joke, but I wouldn't mind paying a visit to Texas one day. Hell, it can't be any worse than Alabama!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:08:34 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 04, 2008, 02:56:51 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 04, 2008, 02:47:42 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 04, 2008, 02:40:32 PM
Zero, let's join Mupepe in Houston. FoC, are you close to Houston? Please respond quickly.

I'm only like 2000 miles away.
Exactly. only. Let's do this

Right after Father's Day Weekend

IDK man. I'd leave my wife, but not my son.

Rman · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:20:13 PM »

Wow. 450 rent.

Crushed · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2008, 03:51:30 PM »

Jesus Christ, FOC, that's a goddamned Jurassic Park hunting vehicle. Fuck.

No seriously, those things alone would help you survive a zombie attack, OR a T-Rex attack. I'm not too sure about a raptor attack, because there's so many openings through which they could easily sneak in.

hyp · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2008, 04:05:54 PM »

GEORGE BUSH x2

STIMULUS PACKAGE

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:46:05 PM »

Kinky Friedman

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:49:59 PM »

MD Anderson

Crushed · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:54:19 PM »

no seriously, why do they need to hunt deer with mounted anti-tank rifles on giant halo 3 vehicles

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:54:42 PM »

TEJAS

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #34 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:56:48 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 04, 2008, 05:54:19 PM

no seriously, why do they need to hunt deer with mounted anti-tank rifles on giant halo 3 vehicles

Crushed

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #35 on:** June 04, 2008, 05:57:50 PM »

Can we get a texas gif?

max_cool · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:40:04 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 04, 2008, 02:07:24 PM

Three good basketball teams

The Rockets are OK. the Mavericks are not all that good, c'mon! and I have an undying hatred of the Spurs and I hope they, their fans, and the city of San Antonio rot in hell for all eternity.

Also, Arizona is a far better place to be when Z-day hits; soooo much more empty space. Texas has too many farms and ranches and the like while AZ has wide open uninhabited desert.

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:41:49 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 04, 2008, 05:54:19 PM

no seriously, why do they need to hunt deer with mounted anti-tank rifles on giant halo 3 vehicles

it's fun?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:55:20 PM »

Texas

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2008, 06:57:24 PM »

again...

Texas

thekavorka · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:36:16 PM »

Texas overall is terrible, but

Austin

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #41 on:** June 04, 2008, 07:39:41 PM »

Quote from: max_cool on June 04, 2008, 06:40:04 PM

Also, Arizona is a far better place to be when Z-day hits; soooo much more empty space. Texas has too many farms and ranches and the like while AZ has wide open uninhabited desert.

You have never been to texas.

Vyer · « **Reply #42 on:** June 04, 2008, 09:53:12 PM »

I fuckin hate whenever some asshat media comes to Texas and further pushes stereotypes like that everyone here has a cowboy hat, rides a horse to work and owns an oil well.

During the primaries CNN had some dipshit in a Walker Texas Ranger jacket and a cowboy hat find the most ass backwards hick town he could and interview them as part of the 'pulse' of Texas. I wanted to punch that motherfucker in the face.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #43 on:** June 04, 2008, 10:52:28 PM »

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TEXAS

Wasn't there an episode of Da Ali G Show where Borat visits this place?

chronovore · « **Reply #44 on:** August 25, 2016, 01:06:53 AM »

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/report-shooting-at-little-red-barn-steakhouse

Customer gets upset, assaults waiter. Waiter gets free, pulls gun on customer. Shoots warning shots, and flees. Boss specifies to reporters that employees are not allowed to carry weapons while working.

tl;dr: TEXAS

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #45 on:** August 25, 2016, 01:12:57 PM »

Texas would be pretty great if it weren't for all the Texans.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2016, 01:40:51 PM »

I know some bore people live in Texas and I know its unfair to overly stereotype a large state like Texas but my god I would go insane living in such a place. And I say that coming from shitty Florida.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2016, 01:43:04 PM »

As a Texan all I can do is laugh. Stay in the DFW/Dallas/San Antonio/Houston/Austin area and it's actually a pretty decent state. The rest though.... Yeesh.

chronovore · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2016, 07:18:42 PM »

When I lived in California and worked in game dev, companies frequently tried to recruit me (along with every other co-worker, I'm no snowflake) -- I'd listen until they mentioned the opportunity is in Texas. I'd just tell them I am entirely uninterested in bringing my mixed-race family to Texas.

Dennis · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2016, 07:20:23 PM »

lol nevah

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** August 25, 2016, 09:26:25 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 25, 2016, 01:06:53 AM

http://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/report-shooting-at-little-red-barn-steakhouse

Customer gets upset, assaults waiter. Waiter gets free, pulls gun on customer. Shoots warning shots, and flees. Boss specifies to reporters that employees are not allowed to carry weapons while working.

tl;dr: TEXAS

I'm in Texas right now, pls pray for me brehs.

News:

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