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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 05:19:31 PM

Title: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 05:19:31 PM
they hang up on you right when you ask the price. SMH

i just ordered a large shrimp fried rice, general mao's chicken, and an egg roll. no other restaurant places hang up on me like this.  :'(
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: GilloD on June 05, 2008, 05:21:04 PM
(http://www.kirida.com/uploaded_images/Chinese_restaurant_seinfeld-719865.JPG)
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2008, 05:21:23 PM
CARTWRIGHT!
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 05, 2008, 05:47:44 PM
Because you're a stupid hak gwai. 
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2008, 05:56:12 PM
haha
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 05, 2008, 05:56:54 PM
PD got owned in Chinese

And everytime I order it sounds like the person hates my guts. Like I'm dishonering the person by being a non Asian customer ;_;
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 06:09:22 PM
PD got owned in Chinese

And everytime I order it sounds like the person hates my guts. Like I'm dishonering the person by being a non Asian customer ;_;

Yup, that's what I hate about it...but the food is so good. When I entered the restaurant the guy rolled his eyes at me. After he got off the phone he started writing random shit on a piece of paper, then said "what." I payed for my meal and left

smh @ at all the cooks being Mexican
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Powerslave on June 05, 2008, 06:20:36 PM
he started righting random shit
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 06:25:49 PM
father mike made me do it  :'(
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2008, 06:34:20 PM
you make me wanna get chinese, the place near me is nice tho
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Mupepe on June 05, 2008, 06:49:39 PM
Because you're a stupid hak gwai. 
no shit talking about his choice of "chinese" food?
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2008, 06:52:31 PM
Im all about the americanized chinese food.
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Mupepe on June 05, 2008, 06:53:31 PM
i say it's good stuff.  CG calls me gross.
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 07:34:22 PM
What's wrong with it? Shrimp fried rice is mmm mmm good.

I ordered too much so I'll be eating the rest later tonight while watching Lost. Do the right thing MAF!
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2008, 07:49:28 PM
I got pork chow american redwhiteandblue chinese food edition ultra
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 07:54:44 PM
 :american :american :american usa chinese food  :american :american :american

crystal :japancry
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: demi on June 05, 2008, 07:58:25 PM
CG's food comes with unique chinese pubes
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 05, 2008, 08:00:31 PM
:american :american :american usa chinese food  :american :american :american

crystal :japancry

American Chinese food is fine - some is great even.  That doesn't change the fact that you're a stupid hak gwai.  :wtf

i say it's good stuff.  CG calls me gross.

You are gross.  In more ways than one.  :wtf
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2008, 08:03:59 PM
A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."


... :-\
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 05, 2008, 08:06:03 PM
I ate too much  :-X
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Mupepe on June 05, 2008, 08:11:09 PM
:american :american :american usa chinese food  :american :american :american

crystal :japancry

American Chinese food is fine - some is great even.  That doesn't change the fact that you're a stupid hak gwai.  :wtf

i say it's good stuff.  CG calls me gross.

You are gross.  In more ways than one.  :wtf
that's some backpedalling!  i'm not gross!

:bow Sweet and Sour Chicken :bow2
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: xnikki118x on June 05, 2008, 11:19:06 PM
Chicken with mushrooms over white rice. :bow2
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: demi on June 05, 2008, 11:22:00 PM
A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."


... :-\

Petition to make this PD's new name
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 06, 2008, 01:31:50 AM
A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."


... :-\

Petition to make this PD's new name

Seconded.
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Reb on June 06, 2008, 03:05:59 AM
A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."


... :-\

Petition to make this PD's new name

Seconded.

Thirded?
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2008, 08:44:07 AM
Black Ghost? :lol
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Barry Egan on June 06, 2008, 08:52:18 AM
:bow Peking Duck :bow2
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Eric P on June 06, 2008, 08:59:20 AM
Black Ghost? :lol

white people are Gwai Lo, which is Ghost Person.  The name in HK is essentially the Cantonese version of The "N" word for white people with the same degree of hatred and animosity.

Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2008, 09:07:37 AM
 :bow Wonton Soup  :bow2

Where can you get chicken Phad Thai?
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 06, 2008, 09:17:29 AM
Black Ghost? :lol

white people are Gwai Lo, which is Ghost Person.  The name in HK is essentially the Cantonese version of The "N" word for white people with the same degree of hatred and animosity.


Lo is an offensive term roughly meaning "old punk/man".  If we wanted to politically correct we'd say bak yun, which means white person.  I don't think I have ever heard my family use bak yun though.  It's common household vocabulary.  Cantonese culture is very brash, blunt, and superstitious.  Hence all the slang - especially those native to HK.

Don't forget bak gwai.  White ghost/demon.  

*Also a bit of background, there is no heaven in Cantonese culture.  Only hell.  Down.  So all things death related is dark and dirty.  Like really.  It is described as being literally "dirty".  
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2008, 09:23:42 AM
Black Ghost? :lol

white people are Gwai Lo, which is Ghost Person.  The name in HK is essentially the Cantonese version of The "N" word for white people with the same degree of hatred and animosity.


Lo is an offensive term roughly meaning "old punk/man".  If we wanted to politically correct we'd say bak yun, which means white person.  I don't think I have ever heard my family use bak yun though.  It's common household vocabulary.  Cantonese culture is very brash, blunt, and superstitious.  Hence all the slang - especially those native to HK.

Don't forget bak gwai.  White ghost/demon.  

*Also a bit of background, there is no heaven in Cantonese culture.  Only hell.  Down.  So all things death related is dark and dirty.  Like really.  It is described as being literally "dirty".  
No wonder I've never seen one of you people in Mexico.  It's hot and dirty as hell.  lol did u like dat? 
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Eric P on June 06, 2008, 09:25:45 AM
Lo is an offensive term roughly meaning "old punk/man".  If we wanted to politically correct we'd say bak yun, which means white person.  I don't think I have ever heard my family use bak yun though.  It's common household vocabulary.  Cantonese culture is very brash, blunt, and superstitious.  Hence all the slang - especially those native to HK.

Don't forget bak gwai.  White ghost/demon. 

*Also a bit of background, there is no heaven in Cantonese culture.  Only hell.  Down.  So all things death related is dark and dirty.  Like really.  It is described as being literally "dirty". 

Chang Cheh films are heaven.
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: Tauntaun on June 06, 2008, 11:55:09 AM
Yesterday (which is when this thread started) I had Kung Po Chicken TWICE!  I WIN!  :chinacry
Title: Re: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone...
Post by: drozmight on June 06, 2008, 12:57:26 PM
Because Chinese people are racist