Author Topic: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone... (Read 2000 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** June 05, 2008, 05:19:31 PM »

they hang up on you right when you ask the price. SMH

i just ordered a large shrimp fried rice, general mao's chicken, and an egg roll. no other restaurant places hang up on me like this. :'(

GilloD · « **Reply #1 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:21:04 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:21:23 PM »

CARTWRIGHT!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #3 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:47:44 PM »

Because you're a stupid hak gwai.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:56:12 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** June 05, 2008, 05:56:54 PM »

PD got owned in Chinese

And everytime I order it sounds like the person hates my guts. Like I'm dishonering the person by being a non Asian customer ;_;

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:09:22 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 05, 2008, 05:56:54 PM

PD got owned in Chinese

And everytime I order it sounds like the person hates my guts. Like I'm dishonering the person by being a non Asian customer ;_;

Yup, that's what I hate about it...but the food is so good. When I entered the restaurant the guy rolled his eyes at me. After he got off the phone he started writing random shit on a piece of paper, then said "what." I payed for my meal and left

smh @ at all the cooks being Mexican

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:20:36 PM »

he started righting random shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:25:49 PM »

father mike made me do it :'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:34:20 PM »

you make me wanna get chinese, the place near me is nice tho

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:49:39 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on June 05, 2008, 05:47:44 PM

Because you're a stupid hak gwai.

no shit talking about his choice of "chinese" food?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:52:31 PM »

Im all about the americanized chinese food.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2008, 06:53:31 PM »

i say it's good stuff. CG calls me gross.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:34:22 PM »

What's wrong with it? Shrimp fried rice is mmm mmm good.

I ordered too much so I'll be eating the rest later tonight while watching Lost. Do the right thing MAF!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:49:28 PM »

I got pork chow american redwhiteandblue chinese food edition ultra

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:54:44 PM »

usa chinese food

crystal

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2008, 07:58:25 PM »

CG's food comes with unique chinese pubes

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:00:31 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 05, 2008, 07:54:44 PM

usa chinese food

crystal

American Chinese food is fine - some is great even. That doesn't change the fact that you're a stupid hak gwai.

Quote from: Mupepe on June 05, 2008, 06:53:31 PM

i say it's good stuff. CG calls me gross.

You are gross. In more ways than one.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:03:59 PM »

A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."

... $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:06:03 PM »

I ate too much

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2008, 08:11:09 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on June 05, 2008, 08:00:31 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 05, 2008, 07:54:44 PM
usa chinese food

crystal

American Chinese food is fine - some is great even. That doesn't change the fact that you're a stupid hak gwai.

Quote from: Mupepe on June 05, 2008, 06:53:31 PM
i say it's good stuff. CG calls me gross.

You are gross. In more ways than one.

that's some backpedalling! i'm not gross!

Sweet and Sour Chicken

xnikki118x · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2008, 11:19:06 PM »

Chicken with mushrooms over white rice.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2008, 11:22:00 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 05, 2008, 08:03:59 PM

A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."

... $:-\$

Petition to make this PD's new name

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:31:50 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 05, 2008, 11:22:00 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 05, 2008, 08:03:59 PM
A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."

... $:-\$

Petition to make this PD's new name

Seconded.

Reb · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2008, 03:05:59 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on June 06, 2008, 01:31:50 AM

Quote from: demi on June 05, 2008, 11:22:00 PM
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 05, 2008, 08:03:59 PM
A Chinese (Cantonese) slang to describe persons of African descent. The slang is often used in a derogatory manner, but may be used for humor as well. The term “hak gwai” translates literally into “black ghost”, which may offend some.

"There aren't many hak gwais in the Praries."

... $:-\$

Petition to make this PD's new name

Seconded.

Thirded?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:44:07 AM »

Black Ghost?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:52:18 AM »

Peking Duck

Eric P · « **Reply #27 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:59:20 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2008, 08:44:07 AM

Black Ghost?

white people are Gwai Lo, which is Ghost Person. The name in HK is essentially the Cantonese version of The "N" word for white people with the same degree of hatred and animosity.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #28 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:07:37 AM »

Wonton Soup

Where can you get chicken Phad Thai?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:17:29 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on June 06, 2008, 08:59:20 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2008, 08:44:07 AM
Black Ghost?

white people are Gwai Lo, which is Ghost Person. The name in HK is essentially the Cantonese version of The "N" word for white people with the same degree of hatred and animosity.

Lo is an offensive term roughly meaning "old punk/man". If we wanted to politically correct we'd say bak yun, which means white person. I don't think I have ever heard my family use bak yun though. It's common household vocabulary. Cantonese culture is very brash, blunt, and superstitious. Hence all the slang - especially those native to HK.

Don't forget bak gwai. White ghost/demon.

*Also a bit of background, there is no heaven in Cantonese culture. Only hell. Down. So all things death related is dark and dirty. Like really. It is described as being literally "dirty".

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:23:42 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on June 06, 2008, 09:17:29 AM

Quote from: Eric P on June 06, 2008, 08:59:20 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2008, 08:44:07 AM
Black Ghost?

white people are Gwai Lo, which is Ghost Person. The name in HK is essentially the Cantonese version of The "N" word for white people with the same degree of hatred and animosity.

Lo is an offensive term roughly meaning "old punk/man". If we wanted to politically correct we'd say bak yun, which means white person. I don't think I have ever heard my family use bak yun though. It's common household vocabulary. Cantonese culture is very brash, blunt, and superstitious. Hence all the slang - especially those native to HK.

Don't forget bak gwai. White ghost/demon.

*Also a bit of background, there is no heaven in Cantonese culture. Only hell. Down. So all things death related is dark and dirty. Like really. It is described as being literally "dirty".

No wonder I've never seen one of you people in Mexico. It's hot and dirty as hell. lol did u like dat?

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:25:45 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on June 06, 2008, 09:17:29 AM

Lo is an offensive term roughly meaning "old punk/man". If we wanted to politically correct we'd say bak yun, which means white person. I don't think I have ever heard my family use bak yun though. It's common household vocabulary. Cantonese culture is very brash, blunt, and superstitious. Hence all the slang - especially those native to HK.

Don't forget bak gwai. White ghost/demon.

*Also a bit of background, there is no heaven in Cantonese culture. Only hell. Down. So all things death related is dark and dirty. Like really. It is described as being literally "dirty".

Chang Cheh films are heaven.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:55:09 AM »

Yesterday (which is when this thread started) I had Kung Po Chicken TWICE! I WIN!

drozmight · « **Reply #33 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:57:26 PM »

Because Chinese people are racist

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Author Topic: How come whenever you order chinese food on the phone... (Read 2000 times)