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Title: FUCK, I think I have mono.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 02:11:56 PM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis)

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A person can be infected with the virus for weeks or months before any symptoms appear. Symptoms usually appear 4-7 weeks after infection, and may resemble strep throat or other bacterial or viral respiratory infections. These first signs of the disease are commonly confused with cold and flu symptoms. The typical symptoms and signs of mononucleosis are:

* Fever - this varies from mild to severe, but is seen in nearly all cases.
* Enlarged and tender lymph nodes - particularly the posterior cervical lymph nodes, on both sides of the neck.
* Sore throat - seen in nearly all patients with EBV-mononucleosis
* Fatigue (sometimes extreme fatigue)

Check, dunno, check, and check... :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 02:13:22 PM: You've got AIDS.
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Post by: Wobedraggled on November 13, 2006, 02:13:42 PM: I have stereo
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 02:14:40 PM: I didn't even get a kiss. :(
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Post by: Bloodwake on November 13, 2006, 02:37:08 PM: Diseases FTL :(
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Post by: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:40:13 PM: sounds like a case of hypochondriacitus to me :o
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 02:44:45 PM: Quote from: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:40:13 PM
sounds like a case of hypochondriacitus to me :o

I don't think that's a real disease.
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Post by: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:46:25 PM: you're so clever I wish I had your sparkling personality
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 02:47:44 PM: Quote from: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:46:25 PM
you're so clever I wish I had your sparkling personality

You flatter me.
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Post by: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:48:23 PM: :-*
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 02:50:06 PM: :-[
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:02:55 PM: Whoa Shake. Do you dress warm? I know that NY is hella cold this time of year.

You have to dress warm and take care of yourself dude. Yeah dressing warm is a major bitch, but in the winter it's a must. Even if you just wear a bean hat and leather jacket (like me), that will help.

FLUIDS FLUIDS FLUIDS. Know your fluids. Orange juice is tasty, and it can be had with every meal. Same with water.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:04:29 PM: Just let him die in peace.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:09:57 PM: Where are your parents Shake? I'm guessing you need to go to the doctor if you don't know what's wrong with you. >:(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:10:24 PM: He's dying. There is no doctor that can save him. Also, he has no parents.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:11:24 PM: I think his mom is an ice machine and his dad is a straw :-\
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 03:11:51 PM: :-\
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 03:17:25 PM: Seems like backwash is more of a concern for him than mono to me!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 03:57:40 PM: well, cancel tonight's mantrain at Shake's house -- no way i want mono
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:00:13 PM: Good news, just got back from the doctor -- apparently, I just have a bad case of sinus allergies. Whew! :)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 04:00:52 PM: well then

tonight...

you.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:03:43 PM: Thought I do like the new headline. :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 04:14:34 PM: You're not really only 17, are you?
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:17:39 PM: We've been over this. Yes.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:21:13 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2006, 04:14:34 PM
You're not really only 17, are you?

I'll ask his dirty mama tonite
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Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 04:22:18 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 13, 2006, 04:17:39 PM
We've been over this. Yes.

Jesus fuck, you're practically only 16.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:22:50 PM: I know, I haven't even passed fourth grade. :'(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:23:19 PM: :lol

No wonder you still tell yo mama jokes. Wat a child
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:25:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:23:19 PM
:lol

No wonder you still tell yo mama jokes. Wat a child

uh...

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:21:13 PM

I'll ask his dirty mama tonite

You're confusing us, again. I know, I know... two Darks on one board is a bit much for you. :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:26:26 PM: I'm trying to bait you. I have the greatest "yo mama" joke OF ALL TIME, and I can't wait to use it :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:28:18 PM: Uh, okay then....

well, uh.... yo mamma is so ugly, she.... uh.... makes FoC cry.... :/
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:31:06 PM: FINALLY. Ok here it goes

Yo mama is such a hoe she's got more clap than an auditorium

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 04:31:26 PM: yo mama so fat, ken steele had to make a booty call schedule
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:31:30 PM: :lol
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:31:40 PM: yawn
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:34:31 PM: WHAT? It's the greatest yo mama of all time! I got it from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI3PG_Co_g
:lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM: Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:36:11 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM
Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.

I've been waiting for this day for MONTHS!!! :pumps fist
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Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 04:37:07 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 13, 2006, 04:31:26 PM
yo mama so fat, ken steele had to make a booty call schedule

Yo mama's dick is so big that TBS's reality distortion field almost couldn't convince him that it wasn't a clit.
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 04:58:17 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM
Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.
DO IT
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:10:34 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM
Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.

My thoughts on Willco, summed up in a little dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nlQKL3Og0A
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 05:12:03 PM: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE disable his YouTube powers. :'(
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:12:26 PM: youtube will the death of evilbore if PD is allowed to continue
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:33:52 PM: Oh my gaawd...

Some one stab PD now.
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 06:04:02 PM: I think I might have mono too :-X I'm off to the doctor to get my note for work. Let's hope it's nothing too bad.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 06:07:00 PM: demi gave her AIDS
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 06:07:28 PM: also herpies
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 06:08:03 PM: demi's penis is a biological weapon
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 06:09:27 PM: (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/09/knSADDAM_narrowweb__300x391,0.jpg)
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Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 13, 2006, 06:11:18 PM: Everyone! listen to mono.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 06:15:18 PM: :o
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Post by: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 07:14:41 PM: Turns out I might have strep. They're going to call me tomorrow after they've cultured my throat goop. Yay!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 07:16:42 PM: Another mono avoided!
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 07:25:54 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 07:14:41 PM
Turns out I might have strep. They're going to call me tomorrow after they've cultured my throat goop. Yay!
They'll only find semen.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 07:26:27 PM: :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 13, 2006, 08:19:33 PM: Yeah my lymphnodes are so fucking sore. I went to the doctor i'll find out tommorrow what i got. Dr thought i might have mono.

Shake = sinus alergies
Cloud = strept throat
Bz = god knows what

How the fuck did we all get sick in the same amount of time.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 08:21:01 PM: You three are connected by fate. Kindred souls of the internets
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 09:02:33 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on November 13, 2006, 08:19:33 PM
Yeah my lymphnodes are so fucking sore. I went to the doctor i'll find out tommorrow what i got. Dr thought i might have mono.

Shake = sinus alergies
Cloud = strept throat
Bz = god knows what

How the fuck did we all get sick in the same amount of time.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 13, 2006, 09:37:37 PM: Drinky fuck off.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 11:44:24 PM: Quickly, I demand that the Cup and the Virgin fight to the death for my amusement. Make it so!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 14, 2006, 07:19:59 AM: Quote from: ZomBz on November 13, 2006, 08:19:33 PM
Yeah my lymphnodes are so fucking sore. I went to the doctor i'll find out tommorrow what i got. Dr thought i might have mono.

Shake = sinus alergies
Cloud = strept throat
Bz = god knows what

How the fuck did we all get sick in the same amount of time.

I always get sick when Fall hits. :-\
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 14, 2006, 07:23:19 AM: Sorry to hear man. At least you alive to fight another day. Everyone lately has been getting sick though. Just tonight i had this creepy purplish bloody chunks of something fatty or something come out my mouth. Crazy shit.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 14, 2006, 07:28:22 AM: Oh man, too much information... :(
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Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 14, 2006, 08:04:41 AM: (http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002ZDVR2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

:-[
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 14, 2006, 06:14:24 PM: I got Mono

what prize do I win? Dr. says I cant be on two of the main meds that help out with the lymphatic system so she got me on some other meds to help me. I'm feeling better already though. Which is great
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 14, 2006, 06:22:48 PM: Really? Because mono is supposed to last for at least a week or two... :-\
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 14, 2006, 06:26:40 PM: I'm feeling great as in i got meds :P She got me on something to get rid of the headaches so now i'm feeling better before i had a nasty sensitivity now i'm just in horrendous pain around the neck and still cant swallow. But at least my head feels better.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 14, 2006, 06:34:01 PM: I still have this intense pain behind my eyes, like my forehead is about to explode when I look up or down. Fuckin sinuses. :-\
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 14, 2006, 06:36:44 PM: Every try breathing through your nose over hot steaming water? The water vapor can help your sinuses.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 14, 2006, 06:37:43 PM: Hmmm.......
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 14, 2006, 09:06:05 PM: You're married and you got mono?
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 14, 2006, 09:12:25 PM: yeep

I got it from one of the kids at the hospital though. I got a little too close to them i guess. Its not just passed by kissing and shit. Just being near highly infect people you can get it. :-\
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 14, 2006, 09:16:26 PM: It can only be transmitted through blood or saliva.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2006, 09:19:12 PM: :o

someone call veronica mars
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 14, 2006, 09:25:59 PM: "The virus is typically transmitted from asymptomatic individuals through blood or saliva (hence "the kissing disease"), or by sharing a drink with friends/family, eating utensils, being coughed on, or being in close proximity of an infected person. The disease is far more contagious than is commonly thought."

I could have gotten it from anyone then. I've been near a shitload of people. Kissed my girl a ton in the past few weeks. Shared drinks with family and friends. I just hope i dont give it to anyone else.

I still blame that little kid he was coughing in my face and everything
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 14, 2006, 09:27:52 PM: okay.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 11:01:20 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 14, 2006, 09:19:12 PM
:o

someone call veronica mars

What a terrible show
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2006, 11:21:52 PM: funny, that; i always imagined you as a morbidly obese percy daggs III

also

Quote from: PhoenixDark
I LOL'd at Mind of Mencia a couple minutes ago...
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 15, 2006, 09:23:11 AM: Wow, PD is dead to me. :'(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 10:16:56 AM: It was one laugh I swear!

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