Author Topic: FUCK, I think I have mono. (Read 5291 times)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **on:** November 13, 2006, 02:11:56 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis

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A person can be infected with the virus for weeks or months before any symptoms appear. Symptoms usually appear 4-7 weeks after infection, and may resemble strep throat or other bacterial or viral respiratory infections. These first signs of the disease are commonly confused with cold and flu symptoms. The typical symptoms and signs of mononucleosis are:

* Fever - this varies from mild to severe, but is seen in nearly all cases.
* Enlarged and tender lymph nodes - particularly the posterior cervical lymph nodes, on both sides of the neck.
* Sore throat - seen in nearly all patients with EBV-mononucleosis
* Fatigue (sometimes extreme fatigue)

Check, dunno, check, and check... :'( :'( :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:13:22 PM »

You've got AIDS.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:13:42 PM »

I have stereo

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:14:40 PM »

I didn't even get a kiss.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:37:08 PM »

Diseases FTL

Garnet · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:40:13 PM »

sounds like a case of hypochondriacitus to me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:44:45 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:40:13 PM

sounds like a case of hypochondriacitus to me

I don't think that's a real disease.

Garnet · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:46:25 PM »

you're so clever I wish I had your sparkling personality

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:47:44 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 13, 2006, 02:46:25 PM

you're so clever I wish I had your sparkling personality

You flatter me.

Garnet · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:48:23 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2006, 02:50:06 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:02:55 PM »

Whoa Shake. Do you dress warm? I know that NY is hella cold this time of year.

You have to dress warm and take care of yourself dude. Yeah dressing warm is a major bitch, but in the winter it's a must. Even if you just wear a bean hat and leather jacket (like me), that will help.

FLUIDS FLUIDS FLUIDS. Know your fluids. Orange juice is tasty, and it can be had with every meal. Same with water.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:04:29 PM »

Just let him die in peace.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:09:57 PM »

Where are your parents Shake? I'm guessing you need to go to the doctor if you don't know what's wrong with you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:10:24 PM »

He's dying. There is no doctor that can save him. Also, he has no parents.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:11:24 PM »

I think his mom is an ice machine and his dad is a straw $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:11:51 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:17:25 PM »

Seems like backwash is more of a concern for him than mono to me!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2006, 03:57:40 PM »

well, cancel tonight's mantrain at Shake's house -- no way i want mono

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:00:13 PM »

Good news, just got back from the doctor -- apparently, I just have a bad case of sinus allergies. Whew!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:00:52 PM »

well then

tonight...

you.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:03:43 PM »

Thought I do like the new headline.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:14:34 PM »

You're not really only 17, are you?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:17:39 PM »

We've been over this. Yes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:21:13 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 13, 2006, 04:14:34 PM

You're not really only 17, are you?

I'll ask his dirty mama tonite

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:22:18 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 13, 2006, 04:17:39 PM

We've been over this. Yes.

Jesus fuck, you're practically only 16.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:22:50 PM »

I know, I haven't even passed fourth grade. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:23:19 PM »

No wonder you still tell yo mama jokes. Wat a child

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #28 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:25:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:23:19 PM

No wonder you still tell yo mama jokes. Wat a child

uh...

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:21:13 PM

I'll ask his dirty mama tonite

You're confusing us, again. I know, I know... two Darks on one board is a bit much for you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:26:26 PM »

I'm trying to bait you. I have the greatest "yo mama" joke OF ALL TIME, and I can't wait to use it

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:28:18 PM »

Uh, okay then....

well, uh.... yo mamma is so ugly, she.... uh.... makes FoC cry.... :/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:31:06 PM »

FINALLY. Ok here it goes

Yo mama is such a hoe she's got more clap than an auditorium

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:31:26 PM »

yo mama so fat, ken steele had to make a booty call schedule

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:31:30 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:31:40 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:34:31 PM »

WHAT? It's the greatest yo mama of all time! I got it from this:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM »

Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM

Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.

I've been waiting for this day for MONTHS!!! :pumps fist

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:37:07 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 13, 2006, 04:31:26 PM

yo mama so fat, ken steele had to make a booty call schedule

Yo mama's dick is so big that TBS's reality distortion field almost couldn't convince him that it wasn't a clit.

Cheebs · « **Reply #39 on:** November 13, 2006, 04:58:17 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM

Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.

DO IT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 13, 2006, 05:10:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 04:34:56 PM

Yeah, you're so going to lose your YouTube privileges.

My thoughts on Willco, summed up in a little dance

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** November 13, 2006, 05:12:03 PM »

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE disable his YouTube powers. :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #42 on:** November 13, 2006, 05:12:26 PM »

youtube will the death of evilbore if PD is allowed to continue

NebraskanSnatch · « **Reply #43 on:** November 13, 2006, 05:33:52 PM »

Oh my gaawd...

Some one stab PD now.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #44 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:04:02 PM »

I think I might have mono too

I'm off to the doctor to get my note for work. Let's hope it's nothing too bad.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:07:00 PM »

demi gave her AIDS

NebraskanSnatch · « **Reply #46 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:07:28 PM »

also herpies

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #47 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:08:03 PM »

demi's penis is a biological weapon

NebraskanSnatch · « **Reply #48 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:09:27 PM »

Thee Reverend Gary Davis · « **Reply #49 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:11:18 PM »

Everyone! listen to mono.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #50 on:** November 13, 2006, 06:15:18 PM »

cloudwalking · « **Reply #51 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:14:41 PM »

Turns out I might have strep. They're going to call me tomorrow after they've cultured my throat goop. Yay!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:16:42 PM »

Another mono avoided!

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:25:54 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 13, 2006, 07:14:41 PM

Turns out I might have strep. They're going to call me tomorrow after they've cultured my throat goop. Yay!

They'll only find semen.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #54 on:** November 13, 2006, 07:26:27 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #55 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:19:33 PM »

Yeah my lymphnodes are so fucking sore. I went to the doctor i'll find out tommorrow what i got. Dr thought i might have mono.

Shake = sinus alergies
Cloud = strept throat
Bz = god knows what

How the fuck did we all get sick in the same amount of time.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #56 on:** November 13, 2006, 08:21:01 PM »

You three are connected by fate. Kindred souls of the internets

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #57 on:** November 13, 2006, 09:02:33 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 13, 2006, 08:19:33 PM

Yeah my lymphnodes are so fucking sore. I went to the doctor i'll find out tommorrow what i got. Dr thought i might have mono.

Shake = sinus alergies
Cloud = strept throat
Bz = god knows what

How the fuck did we all get sick in the same amount of time.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #58 on:** November 13, 2006, 09:37:37 PM »

Drinky fuck off.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #59 on:** November 13, 2006, 09:41:47 PM »

JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME JUST SHOOT ME

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