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Title: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: thekavorka on June 11, 2008, 12:29:49 AM
sorry, no youtube link.

but all the media quotes were from HARRY KNOWLES :lol

"INCREDIBLE"

"AWESOME"

"AS GOOD AS IRON MAN"

when harry knowles is the only guy that can provide quotes, that's when you know your movie is terrible.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 11, 2008, 12:38:58 AM
THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE SINCE THAT ONE THAT CAME OUT TWO MONTHS AGO
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: siamesedreamer on June 11, 2008, 12:40:55 AM
Garbage...all of it.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Bildi on June 11, 2008, 12:48:00 AM
We get a commercial where a dude says "10 foot five, 1500lbs easy" or something like that.  Dunno if that's the same one.

Zero interest.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2008, 01:20:39 AM
i was washing dishes, not paying attention to the commercial...then i hear fucking Robert Downey Jr.! WTF i didn't know about this

...

i'm still not seeing that abortion tho
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 11, 2008, 01:41:56 AM
i was washing dishes, not paying attention to the commercial...then i hear fucking Robert Downey Jr.! WTF i didn't know about this

He has a cameo as Tony Stark. Also, Lou Ferrigno as the voice of Hulk. :bow2

I'm not expecting much, but I'll probably see it anyway.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 11, 2008, 01:46:44 AM
I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Bildi on June 11, 2008, 02:05:40 AM
Something about the idea of "restarting" the live action Hulk franchise comes off as boring/crappy/pathetic/whatever.

Plus, it if gives off an awful computer-generated vibe.  I think it's impossible to suspend disbelief with this one.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on June 11, 2008, 03:27:55 AM
The Hulk is the least interesting super hero ever.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: T234 on June 11, 2008, 03:41:24 AM
I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!
YES YES ALL OVER MY FACE

I ONCE DROVE ~245 MILES ROUND TRIP TO SEE THE FIRST ONE, GET DRUNK, WATCH THREE GOOD FELLERS PLAY RE: UC, WATCH SOME ANIMATED TURTLES AND ZELDA, SOBER UP, AND DRIVE BACK 120 MILES THE SAME NIGHT

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN JUST TO SEE THAT MOVIE AGAIN
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Vizzys on June 11, 2008, 03:45:36 AM
I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!
YES YES ALL OVER MY FACE

I ONCE DROVE ~245 MILES ROUND TRIP TO SEE THE FIRST ONE, GET DRUNK, WATCH THREE GOOD FELLERS PLAY RE: UC, WATCH SOME ANIMATED TURTLES AND ZELDA, SOBER UP, AND DRIVE BACK 120 MILES THE SAME NIGHT

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN JUST TO SEE THAT MOVIE AGAIN

 :american
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: thekavorka on June 11, 2008, 09:01:58 AM
b-b-b-but Harry Knowles says the movie is "AWESOME". don't you guys want to see it now?
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Tauntaun on June 11, 2008, 10:27:17 AM
b-b-b-but Harry Knowles says the movie is "AWESOME". don't you guys want to see it now?

We don't listen to fat people.  We should send Demi after him to violate his cornhole.  :american  :hump
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: GilloD on June 11, 2008, 10:37:41 AM
My boss went to the premiere and loved it, so take that for what it's worth.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 11, 2008, 12:51:06 PM
I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!
YES YES ALL OVER MY FACE

I ONCE DROVE ~245 MILES ROUND TRIP TO SEE THE FIRST ONE, GET DRUNK, WATCH THREE GOOD FELLERS PLAY RE: UC, WATCH SOME ANIMATED TURTLES AND ZELDA, SOBER UP, AND DRIVE BACK 120 MILES THE SAME NIGHT

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN JUST TO SEE THAT MOVIE AGAIN

The Dark Knight is possibly the most anticipated movie among people I know...EVER. Seriously, every single person is hyped for it. IMAX OMG
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Himu on June 11, 2008, 01:44:00 PM
The Hulk is the least interesting super hero ever.

Bullshit!

Even when Hulk is running away form the law or fighting your favorite heroes you ALWAYS end up cheering for him

also, planet hulk and world war hulk beg to differ
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 11, 2008, 01:47:31 PM
:piss Harry Knowles :piss2
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Solo on June 11, 2008, 10:36:41 PM
I dunno. Like Speed Racer before it, I get the feeling that despite wanting to hate it, I am going to enjoy this one.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 11, 2008, 10:59:25 PM
I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 12, 2008, 12:41:58 AM
I'm interested in seeing it shrug
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Himu on June 12, 2008, 12:43:40 AM
I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

READ PLANET HULK
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 12, 2008, 01:56:49 AM
Wow, this thread makes me sick to my stomach.  I wish Metric had an account here.  He'd tear you people apart.  Hulk is gonna be amazing.  75% on rotten is bad, now?  Shut your filthy mouths.  The final fight scene with Hulk & Abomination will go down as one fo the most spectacular action sequences ever put on film.  There are several reviews who make specific mention of how unbelievable this epic scene is.  The rest of the movie is great as well.  It's a tour de force of action and excitement.  None of you even deserve to see this film.  You should all be ashamed.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: CHOW CHOW on June 12, 2008, 02:00:10 AM
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Louis Leterrier’s “The Incredible Hulk” is not only likely to be the biggest, most exhausting (in all the good ways) film-going experience you’ll have this year, but it also holds the second turtle dove of a young studio’s seizure of what promises to be one of the greatest cinematic roll outs the genre has, or perhaps will ever see.

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The ending battle between The Hulk and Abomination is one of the most spectacular and exciting things I've ever seen on screen. If the downtown Los Angeles robot battles of Transformers impressed you, this puts those to shame.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: EvilBoris on June 12, 2008, 02:59:58 AM
 grow up.
 
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 12, 2008, 06:04:30 AM
I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

READ PLANET HULK

I read it. It's good. But that is *not* the classic Hulk I'm talking about. The "Planet Hulk" Hulk is just a bigger, angrier Conan the Barbarian. I'm talking about the Hulk you'll see in the movies, a puny weakling Bruce Banner/raging dumb beast Hulk. It's just never been very interesting to me. It's essentially Jekyll and Hyde but neutered, since the Hulk never actually kills people.
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Eric P on June 12, 2008, 07:24:07 AM
I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

READ PLANET HULK

I read it. It's good. But that is *not* the classic Hulk I'm talking about. The "Planet Hulk" Hulk is just a bigger, angrier Conan the Barbarian. I'm talking about the Hulk you'll see in the movies, a puny weakling Bruce Banner/raging dumb beast Hulk. It's just never been very interesting to me. It's essentially Jekyll and Hyde but neutered, since the Hulk never actually kills people.


i'd watch a hulk where the hulk stomps a child to death on a main street
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 12, 2008, 09:25:12 AM
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The ending battle between The Hulk and Abomination is one of the most spectacular and exciting things I've ever seen on screen. If the downtown Los Angeles robot battles of Transformers impressed you, this puts those to shame.
:rofl

gotta pay for that tummy tuck somehow
Title: Re: Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?
Post by: evilromero on June 12, 2008, 09:34:38 AM
But they brought back the TV theme song! For that reason alone it's worth seeing.