Did anyone see the new commercial for the INCREDIBLE HULK?

[thekavorka]

sorry, no youtube link.

but all the media quotes were from HARRY KNOWLES

"INCREDIBLE"

"AWESOME"

"AS GOOD AS IRON MAN"

when harry knowles is the only guy that can provide quotes, that's when you know your movie is terrible.

[The Fake Shemp]

THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE SINCE THAT ONE THAT CAME OUT TWO MONTHS AGO

[siamesedreamer]

Garbage...all of it.

[Bildi]

We get a commercial where a dude says "10 foot five, 1500lbs easy" or something like that.  Dunno if that's the same one.

Zero interest.

[Phoenix Dark]

i was washing dishes, not paying attention to the commercial...then i hear fucking Robert Downey Jr.! WTF i didn't know about this

...

i'm still not seeing that abortion tho

[Joe Molotov]

i was washing dishes, not paying attention to the commercial...then i hear fucking Robert Downey Jr.! WTF i didn't know about this

He has a cameo as Tony Stark. Also, Lou Ferrigno as the voice of Hulk.

I'm not expecting much, but I'll probably see it anyway.

[CajoleJuice]

I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!

[Bildi]

Something about the idea of "restarting" the live action Hulk franchise comes off as boring/crappy/pathetic/whatever.

Plus, it if gives off an awful computer-generated vibe.  I think it's impossible to suspend disbelief with this one.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

The Hulk is the least interesting super hero ever.

[T234]

I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!

YES YES ALL OVER MY FACE

I ONCE DROVE ~245 MILES ROUND TRIP TO SEE THE FIRST ONE, GET DRUNK, WATCH THREE GOOD FELLERS PLAY RE: UC, WATCH SOME ANIMATED TURTLES AND ZELDA, SOBER UP, AND DRIVE BACK 120 MILES THE SAME NIGHT

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN JUST TO SEE THAT MOVIE AGAIN

[Vizzys]

I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!

YES YES ALL OVER MY FACE

I ONCE DROVE ~245 MILES ROUND TRIP TO SEE THE FIRST ONE, GET DRUNK, WATCH THREE GOOD FELLERS PLAY RE: UC, WATCH SOME ANIMATED TURTLES AND ZELDA, SOBER UP, AND DRIVE BACK 120 MILES THE SAME NIGHT

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN JUST TO SEE THAT MOVIE AGAIN

 

[thekavorka]

b-b-b-but Harry Knowles says the movie is "AWESOME". don't you guys want to see it now?

[Tauntaun]

b-b-b-but Harry Knowles says the movie is "AWESOME". don't you guys want to see it now?

We don't listen to fat people.  We should send Demi after him to violate his cornhole.   

[GilloD]

My boss went to the premiere and loved it, so take that for what it's worth.

[CajoleJuice]

I don't know anyone that cares about this movie.

Too many superheroes. Only enough room for Iron Man and The Dark Knight!

YES YES ALL OVER MY FACE

I ONCE DROVE ~245 MILES ROUND TRIP TO SEE THE FIRST ONE, GET DRUNK, WATCH THREE GOOD FELLERS PLAY RE: UC, WATCH SOME ANIMATED TURTLES AND ZELDA, SOBER UP, AND DRIVE BACK 120 MILES THE SAME NIGHT

AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN JUST TO SEE THAT MOVIE AGAIN

The Dark Knight is possibly the most anticipated movie among people I know...EVER. Seriously, every single person is hyped for it. IMAX OMG

[Himu]

The Hulk is the least interesting super hero ever.

Bullshit!

Even when Hulk is running away form the law or fighting your favorite heroes you ALWAYS end up cheering for him

also, planet hulk and world war hulk beg to differ

[FlameOfCallandor]

Harry Knowles

[Solo]

I dunno. Like Speed Racer before it, I get the feeling that despite wanting to hate it, I am going to enjoy this one.

[Cormacaroni]

I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

[AdmiralViscen]

I'm interested in seeing it shrug

[Himu]

I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

READ PLANET HULK

[CHOW CHOW]

Wow, this thread makes me sick to my stomach.  I wish Metric had an account here.  He'd tear you people apart.  Hulk is gonna be amazing.  75% on rotten is bad, now?  Shut your filthy mouths.  The final fight scene with Hulk & Abomination will go down as one fo the most spectacular action sequences ever put on film.  There are several reviews who make specific mention of how unbelievable this epic scene is.  The rest of the movie is great as well.  It's a tour de force of action and excitement.  None of you even deserve to see this film.  You should all be ashamed.

[CHOW CHOW]

Louis Leterrier’s “The Incredible Hulk” is not only likely to be the biggest, most exhausting (in all the good ways) film-going experience you’ll have this year, but it also holds the second turtle dove of a young studio’s seizure of what promises to be one of the greatest cinematic roll outs the genre has, or perhaps will ever see.

The ending battle between The Hulk and Abomination is one of the most spectacular and exciting things I've ever seen on screen. If the downtown Los Angeles robot battles of Transformers impressed you, this puts those to shame.

[EvilBoris]

 grow up.
 

[Cormacaroni]

I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

READ PLANET HULK

I read it. It's good. But that is *not* the classic Hulk I'm talking about. The "Planet Hulk" Hulk is just a bigger, angrier Conan the Barbarian. I'm talking about the Hulk you'll see in the movies, a puny weakling Bruce Banner/raging dumb beast Hulk. It's just never been very interesting to me. It's essentially Jekyll and Hyde but neutered, since the Hulk never actually kills people.

[Eric P]

I can never find any sympathy for the Hulk. Yes, he's a poor tormented man inside a poor dumb beast's body. But he's still fucking up people's shit wantonly so no matter how they try to play it for pathos, the only reaction I can ever have is 'yeah, military dudes, go take him down'.  I don't care HOW the dog got rabid.

READ PLANET HULK

I read it. It's good. But that is *not* the classic Hulk I'm talking about. The "Planet Hulk" Hulk is just a bigger, angrier Conan the Barbarian. I'm talking about the Hulk you'll see in the movies, a puny weakling Bruce Banner/raging dumb beast Hulk. It's just never been very interesting to me. It's essentially Jekyll and Hyde but neutered, since the Hulk never actually kills people.

i'd watch a hulk where the hulk stomps a child to death on a main street

[Phoenix Dark]

The ending battle between The Hulk and Abomination is one of the most spectacular and exciting things I've ever seen on screen. If the downtown Los Angeles robot battles of Transformers impressed you, this puts those to shame.

gotta pay for that tummy tuck somehow

[evilromero]

But they brought back the TV theme song! For that reason alone it's worth seeing.