there's this long two lane road I take to get to my place/to the intersection. It's basically a long straight road, but about 1/3 mile up it slopes. I've been shocked how many people will pass me right around that slope by getting in the opposite lane. There's no way to see on coming traffic so once you get in that lane another car could be coming up the slope and crash into you. People are stupid.
All my friends say I drive like a grandma, which is a lie in my case considering both my grandmas regularly drive 10 miles over the speed limit. I try to be a careful driver. Insurance is expensive and one accident can fuck your rating up, especially around the 17-22yo male demographic lol. It's not like I go 30 in a 45 zone - I keep the speed limit. If that pisses people off fine but if they get in a car crash imma be laughing while I give them CPR
I love fucking around with impatient assholes.
Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic. There was an exit a half mile away. She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me. Not the case. I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more. I closed off the gap. Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane. So now she really had no chance.
So I got off the exit. She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt. The spot she could have had before me drove right past her. Dumb fuck.
I love fucking around with impatient assholes.
Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic. There was an exit a half mile away. She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me. Not the case. I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more. I closed off the gap. Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane. So now she really had no chance.
So I got off the exit. She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt. The spot she could have had before me drove right past her. Dumb fuck.
You're a "close gapper"!?!? Fuck you. I hate you people. Just because I drive faster than your insecure ass doesn't mean you have to make the road more dangerous for us all. The gap you so smuggly closed is where I was going to safely and efficiently merge but now I have to hit my brakes and merge in behind you meanwhile causing a chain reaction down the highway.
Fucking :piss close gappers! :piss2 :punch :punch :punch
Truth. Anyone doing anything that makes it unsafe for other drivers is a dipshit.
true true. I hate people who suck the ass at driving. Everyone should watch more Top Gear![/viral BBC marketeer]I love fucking around with impatient assholes.
Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic. There was an exit a half mile away. She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me. Not the case. I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more. I closed off the gap. Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane. So now she really had no chance.
So I got off the exit. She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt. The spot she could have had before me drove right past her. Dumb fuck.
You're a "close gapper"!?!? Fuck you. I hate you people. Just because I drive faster than your insecure ass doesn't mean you have to make the road more dangerous for us all. The gap you so smuggly closed is where I was going to safely and efficiently merge but now I have to hit my brakes and merge in behind you meanwhile causing a chain reaction down the highway.
Fucking :piss close gappers! :piss2 :punch :punch :punch
Truth. Anyone doing anything that makes it unsafe for other drivers is a dipshit.
exactly. for instance, weaving through traffic.
Or you could have slowed down a little and let her in... ::)
i don't just close the gap, i crush it. i am going 5+ over consistently. if you wanna beat off to yer mad steering skills, go get yer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow adrenalin fix somewhere other than MY COMMUTEWouldn't have to weave if slow asses drove in the right lane as they are supposed to. Fuck self righteous drivers!
personally, i suggest genital mutilation
If it were legal to shoot your tires out as you pass, I totally would.
WE WOULD DIE TOGETHER IN ONE LAST BLAZE OF COMMUTER GLORY
You guys are too high strung. When I'm in a car, I'm like a fucking zen master and the car is my meditation chamber or something. You can't break my cool.
You guys are too high strung. When I'm in a car, I'm like a fucking zen master and the car is my meditation chamber or something. You can't break my cool.
I'd believe you, but your mushroom cloud avatar doesnt say 'zen' to me ;)
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off. Guess what? I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what. You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose. The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me. Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off. Guess what? I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what. You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose. The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me. Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground
It's impossible to give the other drivers fair warning/safe distance when weaving between lanes, even if you test-drove a porsche once and watch Top Gear every single day. Anothe driver's lane is another driver's right of way. use the fucking turn signal and wait a few seconds and there would be no problem.
I love blocking speedy assholes riding on people asses and jumping through traffic, I tend drive right beside a semi-trust and just keep them back. :lol fuck em.
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off. Guess what? I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what. You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose. The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me. Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground
It's impossible to give the other drivers fair warning/safe distance when weaving between lanes, even if you test-drove a porsche once and watch Top Gear every single day. Anothe driver's lane is another driver's right of way. use the fucking turn signal and wait a few seconds and there would be no problem.
I would use a turn signal, but you flakey ass slow drivers never seem to notice. Then I wait, go in front, then you honk because you didn't see my turn signal that was going for 10 minutes.I love blocking speedy assholes riding on people asses and jumping through traffic, I tend drive right beside a semi-trust and just keep them back. :lol fuck em.
that's just distinguished mentally-challenged. Driving next to a semi without passing while purposefully blocking traffic is both dangerous and it completely clogs traffic.
once again, speeders win.
My mom's dead.spoiler (click to show/hide)killed by a gap closer. :-*[close]