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I fucking hate the road fucks on Monday! FUCK!
« on: June 23, 2008, 11:19:55 AM »
FUKKKKC!

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL! GET OFF MY ASS! 5 MPH OVER POSTED IS FINE! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!

I also hate on Mondays where I get to 7-11 the same as some other fuck and I dont wanna open the door for them so I have to either delay or accelerate my walk to avoid opening the door for the lazy person who was probably changing lanes without a turn signal anyway! Open your OWN FUCKING DOOR YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TURN SIGNAL IS NOT RESERVED FOR MOMENTS WHERE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING THAT MAY CAUSE A CAR ACCIDENT! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 11:24:46 AM »
Just stab these people already.  Life isn't that complicated to the point where a good stabbing won't solve the problem.

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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 11:25:06 AM »
MAF SMASH!  :maf
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 11:46:16 AM »
The worst people are those who're all up on your ass beeping, then they pass you while going 10 miles over the speed limit...only to stop at the red light. Mother fucker why stress me JUST TO GET TO THE RED LIGHT.

And omg @ the new trend I'm seeing: women working out...by walking their baby strollers in street lanes. What, the fucking side walk isn't good enough for you? If I was a police officer I'd give these women tickets - even if they were fake tickets - just to stop that nonsense.
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 11:48:07 AM »
I love fucking those fucks over the change lanes to try and pass me, FUCK THEM! FUCK THEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 12:06:59 PM »
there's this long two lane road I take to get to my place/to the intersection. It's basically a long straight road, but about 1/3 mile up it slopes. I've been shocked how many people will pass me right around that slope by getting in the opposite lane. There's no way to see on coming traffic so once you get in that lane another car could be coming up the slope and crash into you. People are stupid.

All my friends say I drive like a grandma, which is a lie in my case considering both my grandmas regularly drive 10 miles over the speed limit. I try to be a careful driver. Insurance is expensive and one accident can fuck your rating up, especially around the 17-22yo male demographic lol. It's not like I go 30 in a 45 zone - I keep the speed limit. If that pisses people off fine but if they get in a car crash imma be laughing while I give them CPR
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 01:23:10 PM »
there's this long two lane road I take to get to my place/to the intersection. It's basically a long straight road, but about 1/3 mile up it slopes. I've been shocked how many people will pass me right around that slope by getting in the opposite lane. There's no way to see on coming traffic so once you get in that lane another car could be coming up the slope and crash into you. People are stupid.

All my friends say I drive like a grandma, which is a lie in my case considering both my grandmas regularly drive 10 miles over the speed limit. I try to be a careful driver. Insurance is expensive and one accident can fuck your rating up, especially around the 17-22yo male demographic lol. It's not like I go 30 in a 45 zone - I keep the speed limit. If that pisses people off fine but if they get in a car crash imma be laughing while I give them CPR


Yes. But sadly it continues to 25 nowadays, longer if your in an accident. :(
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 06:42:14 PM »
I love fucking around with impatient assholes.

Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic.  There was an exit a half mile away.  She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me.  Not the case.  I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more.  I closed off the gap.  Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane.  So now she really had no chance.

So I got off the exit.  She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt.  The spot she could have had before me drove right past her.  Dumb fuck.
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« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 08:24:24 PM »
haha nice thats so great. I hate fuckers that try to weave. Fuck them. You know what makes me speed up more often than someone riding my ass? Some fucker trying to weave around me.
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 08:38:43 PM »
I love fucking around with impatient assholes.

Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic.  There was an exit a half mile away.  She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me.  Not the case.  I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more.  I closed off the gap.  Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane.  So now she really had no chance.

So I got off the exit.  She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt.  The spot she could have had before me drove right past her.  Dumb fuck.

You're a "close gapper"!?!? Fuck you. I hate you people. Just because I drive faster than your insecure ass doesn't mean you have to make the road more dangerous for us all. The gap you so smuggly closed is where I was going to safely and efficiently merge but now I have to hit my brakes and merge in behind you meanwhile causing a chain reaction down the highway.

Fucking  :piss close gappers! :piss2  :punch :punch :punch

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« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 09:00:56 PM »
Oh man, so yesterday (monday night to be precise, hello from tuesday) my wife and I went to the supermarket.  She is driving, and begins to exit the parking lot.  Her car is jutting out into the street a little bit.  Everything seems fine, but then the light changes down the street, and cars start flying down the road, making it hard to turn.  Then this huge bus comes right down the street, in the same lane we need to turn into.  My wife has fucked up; the car is slightly out in the street, and there's people behind us, so she can't back up.  You'd THINK the bus driver would SLOW DOWN and maybe blare his horn, but no, he keeps coming.  He's now blocking the far left lane of the street, and we can't see around the bus, so we can't see any oncoming cars.  My wife tries to get out and turn, but cars keep coming in the next lane over.  The bus driver is apparently too worried about being delayed 20 seconds, and gets RIGHT UP ON US.  The car could barely make a left turn without smacking into the front of the bus.  I am starting to get angry now.  This bus driver is a real dickhead.  There's finally a chance to go, and she barely avoids smacking into the bus when turning.  As we drive away and change lanes, the bus comes right next to our car, and the driver gives me (remember, I'm not the one driving) this puzzled look and speeds off.  The best part of all this was that my wife said "I really am a good driver, don't you think?" before this happened.   :lol
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« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 09:24:31 PM »
I love fucking around with impatient assholes.

Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic.  There was an exit a half mile away.  She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me.  Not the case.  I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more.  I closed off the gap.  Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane.  So now she really had no chance.

So I got off the exit.  She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt.  The spot she could have had before me drove right past her.  Dumb fuck.



You're a "close gapper"!?!? Fuck you. I hate you people. Just because I drive faster than your insecure ass doesn't mean you have to make the road more dangerous for us all. The gap you so smuggly closed is where I was going to safely and efficiently merge but now I have to hit my brakes and merge in behind you meanwhile causing a chain reaction down the highway.

Fucking  :piss close gappers! :piss2  :punch :punch :punch

Truth. Anyone doing anything that makes it unsafe for other drivers is a dipshit.

exactly.  for instance, weaving through traffic.
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« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 09:26:55 PM »
I always keep 5 mph over the limit as a rule because I'm pretty anal about being safe but also keeping at a healthy speed.  I hardly ever drive in the fast lane though.  I do, however, try to cut off anybody who is turning into my lane without signaling or who tries to get through a tiny gap.

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« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 10:29:12 PM »
I love fucking around with impatient assholes.

Today there was a SUV driver who was frantically weaving in and out of traffic.  There was an exit a half mile away.  She naturally thinks she is going to weave in in front of me.  Not the case.  I was already going the speed limit but for her ass, I went up a little more.  I closed off the gap.  Now she is frantically moving in her lane (that back to forth motion) and traffic was slowing down in her lane.  So now she really had no chance.

So I got off the exit.  She drives into that part where the lanes split but there is still asphalt.  The spot she could have had before me drove right past her.  Dumb fuck.



You're a "close gapper"!?!? Fuck you. I hate you people. Just because I drive faster than your insecure ass doesn't mean you have to make the road more dangerous for us all. The gap you so smuggly closed is where I was going to safely and efficiently merge but now I have to hit my brakes and merge in behind you meanwhile causing a chain reaction down the highway.

Fucking  :piss close gappers! :piss2  :punch :punch :punch

Truth. Anyone doing anything that makes it unsafe for other drivers is a dipshit.

exactly.  for instance, weaving through traffic.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 10:30:24 PM »
To you weavers: fuck off.

What honestly is so important in your day where you can't just sit back a few cars behind and relax?  What are you going to do with that extra 2-3 seconds that would gain by moving up a couple of positions in the lane?  Nothing.

I didn't make it unsafe, she was going to though.  If she got in that gap, I probably would not be able to see any hazards in front of me and if there was, I'd be dead because she has her head lodged up her ass, hoping to shave off a second.  We are supposed to be four seconds behind the car ahead of us (unrealistic, yes) but if she wedged in, the distance would move from 1 second to 0.1.  How is that making anything safer for anyone?

Weavers make it 10x unsafe than people like me. 
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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2008, 10:57:32 PM »
Or you could have slowed down a little and let her in...  ::)

Fuck that.  Honestly.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2008, 11:03:42 PM »
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off.  Guess what?  I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what.  You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose.  The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me.  Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground

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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2008, 12:31:34 AM »
Weavers fucking deserve a closed gap. FUCK weavers. God damn I hate people who treat fucking morning commutes like NASCAR.

WE'RE ALL FUCK HALF ASLEEP YOU FUCKS! SLOW DOWN!
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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2008, 12:40:36 AM »
I agree with MAF, I can't stand it when I'm driving 73 in a 65 highway and not even in the left-most lane and people get RIGHT UP BEHIND ME and go TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY
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« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2008, 12:41:55 AM »
I will go 5 over posted, that is the margin of error on speed guns, I WILL NOT GO FASTER YOU FUCKS AND YOU WILL NOT WEAVE AROUND ME YOU ASSHOLES
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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2008, 12:51:47 AM »
thank god i get public transport to work. i couldnt imagine driving through sydney daily to work
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« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2008, 12:54:01 AM »
I really hate people hard in the morning. Sometimes I just want to drive my car into those weavers and weave them right off the road.
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« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2008, 01:13:49 AM »
i don't just close the gap, i crush it. i am going 5+ over consistently. if you wanna beat off to yer mad steering skills, go get yer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow adrenalin fix somewhere other than MY COMMUTE

personally, i suggest genital mutilation
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« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2008, 01:36:00 AM »
i don't just close the gap, i crush it. i am going 5+ over consistently. if you wanna beat off to yer mad steering skills, go get yer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow adrenalin fix somewhere other than MY COMMUTE

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Wouldn't have to weave if slow asses drove in the right lane as they are supposed to. Fuck self righteous drivers!

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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2008, 01:47:10 AM »
5 over speed-limit =! slow drivers
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« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2008, 01:51:53 AM »
If you fuckers would sit still, you'd have nothing to worry about. Just sit there and listen to your Barry Manilow and your Moody Blues while reveling in perfect harmony: your slow ass listening barry manilow and me rushing to the office while chugging coffee. yay? 

I'm adding spikes to my wheels ala Ben Hur to kill gap closers.

Or if you want, we can go the same speed while I blast Wolf Eyes out the window with the bass all the way up...your choice :lol

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« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2008, 01:54:35 AM »
If it were legal to shoot your tires out as you pass, I totally would.
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« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2008, 02:04:46 AM »
Cruise control 70mph on the freeway. You wanna fuck with me, you get the horns. Technically I'm already breaking the speed limit laws, so anybody who tries to zoom past me deserves the amount of frustration I am sure to wreak on them if they try driving like they're in a Burnout game. Fuck aggressive drivers, period.

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« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2008, 02:05:57 AM »
If it were legal to shoot your tires out as you pass, I totally would.


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« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2008, 02:13:59 AM »
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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2008, 02:20:26 AM »
I'm all for being patient, but I absolutely cannot stand drivers who stay in the passing lane when people are zooming past them on the right.  Get the fuck over, morans.  I don't care how fast you're driving and I don't care about how you justify your speed, if a whole line of cars are switching lanes and going around you on the right, it's probably not them upsetting the traffic flow-- it's you!  Switch lanes!
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« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2008, 02:32:46 AM »
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« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2008, 02:56:55 AM »
You guys are too high strung. When I'm in a car, I'm like a fucking zen master and the car is my meditation chamber or something. You can't break my cool.
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« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2008, 03:09:54 AM »
You guys are too high strung. When I'm in a car, I'm like a fucking zen master and the car is my meditation chamber or something. You can't break my cool.

I'd believe you, but your mushroom cloud avatar doesnt say 'zen' to me ;)
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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2008, 03:12:26 AM »
You guys are too high strung. When I'm in a car, I'm like a fucking zen master and the car is my meditation chamber or something. You can't break my cool.

I'd believe you, but your mushroom cloud avatar doesnt say 'zen' to me ;)

But it's smiling though, man. It's a happy nuclear apocalypse. :heart
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« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2008, 05:11:37 AM »
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off.  Guess what?  I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what.  You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose.  The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me.  Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground

It's impossible to give the other drivers fair warning/safe distance when weaving between lanes, even if you test-drove a porsche once and watch Top Gear every single day.  Anothe driver's lane is another driver's right of way.  use the fucking turn signal and wait a few seconds and there would be no problem.

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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2008, 07:26:45 AM »
i fucking hate dc traffic and dc drivers

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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2008, 10:26:13 AM »
I love blocking speedy assholes riding on people asses and jumping through traffic, I tend drive right beside a semi-trust and just keep them back. :lol fuck em.
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« Reply #38 on: June 24, 2008, 01:24:50 PM »
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off.  Guess what?  I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what.  You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose.  The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me.  Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground

It's impossible to give the other drivers fair warning/safe distance when weaving between lanes, even if you test-drove a porsche once and watch Top Gear every single day.  Anothe driver's lane is another driver's right of way.  use the fucking turn signal and wait a few seconds and there would be no problem.


I would use a turn signal, but you flakey ass slow drivers never seem to notice.  Then I wait, go in front, then you honk because you didn't see my turn signal that was going for 10 minutes. 

I love blocking speedy assholes riding on people asses and jumping through traffic, I tend drive right beside a semi-trust and just keep them back. :lol fuck em.


that's just distinguished mentally-challenged.  Driving next to a semi without passing while purposefully blocking traffic is both dangerous and it completely clogs traffic. 

once again, speeders win.

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« Reply #39 on: June 24, 2008, 02:12:51 PM »
:lol I hate people who close the gap just to piss you off.  Guess what?  I'm gonna drive fast (and smart) no matter what.  You might as well keep taking it easy instead of creating a dangerous situation on purpose.  The difference is that I piss off no one when I drive fast and when you close the gap, you piss off me and all the people in my lane behind me.  Face it, you lose. GOOD DAY SIR. moral high ground moral high ground

It's impossible to give the other drivers fair warning/safe distance when weaving between lanes, even if you test-drove a porsche once and watch Top Gear every single day.  Anothe driver's lane is another driver's right of way.  use the fucking turn signal and wait a few seconds and there would be no problem.



I would use a turn signal, but you flakey ass slow drivers never seem to notice.  Then I wait, go in front, then you honk because you didn't see my turn signal that was going for 10 minutes. 

I love blocking speedy assholes riding on people asses and jumping through traffic, I tend drive right beside a semi-trust and just keep them back. :lol fuck em.


that's just distinguished mentally-challenged.  Driving next to a semi without passing while purposefully blocking traffic is both dangerous and it completely clogs traffic. 

once again, speeders win.

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« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2008, 02:16:40 PM »
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« Reply #41 on: June 24, 2008, 06:29:01 PM »
My mom's dead.

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True, because from what I heard, she always kept her gap open.
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« Reply #42 on: June 24, 2008, 06:48:01 PM »
damn!

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« Reply #43 on: June 24, 2008, 11:38:40 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #44 on: June 24, 2008, 11:40:22 PM »
I just cruised around the burbs for like an hour.  I saw these 2 slutty teenagers in a jack in the box parking lot and I beat off right there while repeating catch phrases from bad lieutenant.
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