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Title: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 25, 2008, 01:27:41 PM
I saw this on The Daily Show this morning and I could not stop laughing:

[youtube=425,350]tt05KC3Add8[/youtube]

My God. :lol
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 25, 2008, 01:38:31 PM
You should be afraid Wilco, you're probably from one of the lesser states.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 25, 2008, 01:42:25 PM
Texas will make us squirm!

I wasn't aware that Texas was at war with "lesser states".
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2008, 01:44:26 PM
Best political ad ever.

:piss lesser states
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Ganhyun on June 25, 2008, 01:50:38 PM
psh. Texas has nothing on the Empire state of the South; also the largest state east of the Mississippi, the Goober state, and the best known nickname, the Peach State.


GA is better than crappy old Texas anyday.

Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2008, 01:52:44 PM
Me and Willco are in the greater state.

Greater in so many ways.

Taxes arent great.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2008, 01:55:40 PM
Making more money sure is!

How's rent out there again? What about the cost of gas? Groceries?


That's what I thought.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Crushed on June 25, 2008, 01:56:04 PM
psh. Texas has nothing on the Empire state of the South; also the largest state east of the Mississippi, the Goober state, and the best known nickname, the Peach State.


GA is better than crappy old Texas anyday.



:bow

Except for more crazy people:
http://savannahnow.com/node/522081
 :-\
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: demi on June 25, 2008, 01:58:56 PM
Making more money sure is!

Giving it away to panhandlers is even better!
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 25, 2008, 01:59:53 PM
Was that Sam Elliot doing the voice-over?
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: TVC15 on June 25, 2008, 02:00:11 PM
Making more money sure is!

How's rent out there again? What about the cost of gas? Groceries?


That's what I thought.

You're missing the most important part: they aren't living in Texas.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Crushed on June 25, 2008, 02:06:21 PM
BIG JOHN
(Big Jooooo-ohn)
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Ganhyun on June 25, 2008, 02:08:26 PM
psh. Texas has nothing on the Empire state of the South; also the largest state east of the Mississippi, the Goober state, and the best known nickname, the Peach State.


GA is better than crappy old Texas anyday.



:bow

Except for more crazy people:
http://savannahnow.com/node/522081
 :-\

But the worst so far has got to be this guy in Connecticut.

http://www.beloblog.com/KHOU_weirdworld/2008/06/smart-guy-tries-to-sic-pet-pyt.html
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Homemade Milk on June 25, 2008, 03:06:21 PM
I saw this on The Daily Show this morning and I could not stop laughing:

[youtube=425,350]tt05KC3Add8[/youtube]

My God. :lol

i dont see whats so bad about it, i'd vote for him, sounds a hell of a lot better than what we have running for president
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Tauntaun on June 25, 2008, 03:57:47 PM
:punch BIG JOHN :punch
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Mandark on June 25, 2008, 03:58:01 PM
[youtube=425,350]eG6X-xtVask[/youtube]


"I'm from Texas where we do things quick."  Boy howdy.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Tauntaun on June 25, 2008, 04:08:22 PM
[youtube=425,350]eG6X-xtVask[/youtube]


"I'm from Texas where we do things quick."  Boy howdy.

:o    :maf   TAR AND FEATHER THEM!
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Candyflip on June 25, 2008, 04:11:07 PM
BIG JOHN
(Big Jooooo-ohn)
McCarthy?
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: brawndolicious on June 25, 2008, 04:20:37 PM
"I'm from Texas where we do things quick."  Boy howdy.
I remember seeing that a few months ago.  It's pretty surprising that a politician would outright lie like that on TV after being videotaped.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 25, 2008, 05:02:51 PM
[youtube=425,350]eG6X-xtVask[/youtube]


"I'm from Texas where we do things quick."  Boy howdy.

Wow, what a mess. Everyone is running trying to press as many buttons as possible, but sometimes they're too slow and other people beat them to it!
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Himu on June 25, 2008, 05:07:13 PM
I have nothing to do with this and neither does Mupepe. Blame FOC.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Crushed on June 25, 2008, 05:49:40 PM
"We got to vote for other people! Sometimes we don't break for lunch or the bathroom, we gotta get those votes in quick!"
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2008, 06:02:19 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Homemade Milk on June 25, 2008, 06:36:02 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

fuck you oil baron
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Eric P on June 25, 2008, 06:41:06 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

avoiding the redistricting thing was good though

it was a blatant attempt at a republican controlled government to rig the districts to favor their party

the only thing i remember is that ann richards was a bad ass and that the day my class toured the capital we were told proudly that the building was taller than the on in DC, the only other capital building in the nation taller.

and how crestfallen he looked when he told us it wasn't like that now because the statue was being preserved

Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

That was the democrats, they went to oklahoma. lol
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 25, 2008, 06:54:15 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

avoiding the redistricting thing was good though

it was a blatant attempt at a republican controlled government to rig the districts to favor their party

the only thing i remember is that ann richards was a bad ass and that the day my class toured the capital we were told proudly that the building was taller than the on in DC, the only other capital building in the nation taller.

and how crestfallen he looked when he told us it wasn't like that now because the statue was being preserved

The Louisiana capitol is the tallest.
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Eric P on June 25, 2008, 07:03:54 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

avoiding the redistricting thing was good though

it was a blatant attempt at a republican controlled government to rig the districts to favor their party

the only thing i remember is that ann richards was a bad ass and that the day my class toured the capital we were told proudly that the building was taller than the on in DC, the only other capital building in the nation taller.

and how crestfallen he looked when he told us it wasn't like that now because the statue was being preserved

The Louisiana capitol is the tallest.

fucking tour cunt lied to me
Title: Re: Texas: Putting politics back 100 years!
Post by: Mupepe on June 25, 2008, 07:04:36 PM
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

avoiding the redistricting thing was good though

it was a blatant attempt at a republican controlled government to rig the districts to favor their party

the only thing i remember is that ann richards was a bad ass and that the day my class toured the capital we were told proudly that the building was taller than the on in DC, the only other capital building in the nation taller.

and how crestfallen he looked when he told us it wasn't like that now because the statue was being preserved


I didn't say that redistricting was good, but our legislature is in a pretty poor state when we have to revert to that.
Texas state government is fucking disgusting.  does anyone remember when they took vacation to avoid redistricting?  why the fuck aren't they there?  they don't even work that much out of the goddamn year there.  at least fuckdjfcfgndjlhkldfjk;lj FUCK

That was the democrats, they went to oklahoma. lol
k.  i didn't bring up either of the parties