THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
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I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow. I also needed to pick up some cleaning products for our deck, so while I'm in the aisle this middle aged woman and her teenage daughter stroll past me, arguing.
girl: i'm going to be lateeee
mom: shut up, i'm shopping
girl: no you're not, you bought food yesterday!
mom: didn't i tell you to be quiet?
girl: this is unfair, I'm not gonna be there and it's all your fault
mom: well maybe if you'd stop menstruating on my furniture i wouldn't have to make extra stops to the store
the girl started crying and ran out the aisle, and the mom looked at me like "i fucked her up good didn't i" :lol
To this day my mom will remind me to "urinate" before we leave places, so I don't have to go in the car. But even that's not as bad as what I witnessed today. SMH
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I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)
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ew
PLUR
People
Look
Ugly
Rolling
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Haha, my parents are nowhere near as embarrassing as that, and they're pretty embarrassing.
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My parents kept us on leashes when we went to Disney Land.
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girl: i'm going to be lateeee
mom: shut up, i'm shopping
girl: no you're not, you bought food yesterday!
mom: didn't i tell you to be quiet?
girl: this is unfair, I'm not gonna be there and it's all your fault
mom: well maybe if you'd stop menstruating on my furniture i wouldn't have to make extra stops to the store
:rofl
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All parents are embarrassing, the only way to deal with it is to have dirt on them that they know you know, but they wouldn't want anyone else to know.
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I can imagine having guests over at that house.
"Don't sit on that chair, MY DAUGHTER MENSTRUATES ALL OOOOOOOOOOOVER IT."
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:lol I can't believe she looked at you afterward
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:lol I can't believe she looked at you afterward
That's the best part. PWNED!
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(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/drank.jpg)
Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?
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I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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I'ma grip and sip.
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Damn, that's some cold shit.
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Fake, quit copying stories from SOHH
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Yeah PD this sounds fake. Why do all your stories end with the other party acknowledging you ad if you're some kind of audience?
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(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/drank.jpg)
Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?
Ya. That's why you have to train women with squirty bottles.
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Yeah PD this sounds fake. Why do all your stories end with the other party acknowledging you ad if you're some kind of audience?
because i'm awesome? i swear, she turned her head and looked at me.
the girl was like 15 or so, dunno. i wasn't checking her out or anything: she just looked like a regular teenage girl i guess
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because i'm awesome?
Fake
Requesting Leper
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because i'm awesome?
Fake
Requesting Leper
Don't be so harsh dude, he had a strizoke in his brizain so he can't type all good.
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Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?
I do it all the time.
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Did you shout "PWNED"?
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Unless she was naked and wearing thin rags for clothes, there is no way menstruating would go onto the couch.
I call shenanigans.
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it sounds as believable as PD's other stories
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I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)
that black haired female in the middle...
oooooo
myyyyyy
gooooooodddd
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I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)
I always wondered who those people are and how they felt about their shitty picture being all over the internet. :lol
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Hooo hooo, all aboard the PD hate train!