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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM

Title: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow. I also needed to pick up some cleaning products for our deck, so while I'm in the aisle this middle aged woman and her teenage daughter stroll past me, arguing.

girl: i'm going to be lateeee
mom: shut up, i'm shopping
girl: no you're not, you bought food yesterday!
mom: didn't i tell you to be quiet?
girl: this is unfair, I'm not gonna be there and it's all your fault
mom: well maybe if you'd stop menstruating on my furniture i wouldn't have to make extra stops to the store

the girl started crying and ran out the aisle, and the mom looked at me like "i fucked her up good didn't i"  :lol

To this day my mom will remind me to "urinate" before we leave places, so I don't have to go in the car. But even that's not as bad as what I witnessed today. SMH
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 03, 2008, 02:12:17 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Eric P on July 03, 2008, 02:17:29 PM
ew

PLUR

People
Look
Ugly
Rolling
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Tucah on July 03, 2008, 02:19:01 PM
Haha, my parents are nowhere near as embarrassing as that, and they're pretty embarrassing.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 03, 2008, 02:29:59 PM
My parents kept us on leashes when we went to Disney Land.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Tauntaun on July 03, 2008, 02:33:06 PM
girl: i'm going to be lateeee
mom: shut up, i'm shopping
girl: no you're not, you bought food yesterday!
mom: didn't i tell you to be quiet?
girl: this is unfair, I'm not gonna be there and it's all your fault
mom: well maybe if you'd stop menstruating on my furniture i wouldn't have to make extra stops to the store

:rofl
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: cool breeze on July 03, 2008, 02:35:03 PM
All parents are embarrassing, the only way to deal with it is to have dirt on them that they know you know, but they wouldn't want anyone else to know.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Crushed on July 03, 2008, 02:36:11 PM
I can imagine having guests over at that house.

"Don't sit on that chair, MY DAUGHTER MENSTRUATES ALL OOOOOOOOOOOVER IT."
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Candyflip on July 03, 2008, 02:37:02 PM
:lol I can't believe she looked at you afterward
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Tauntaun on July 03, 2008, 02:38:14 PM
:lol I can't believe she looked at you afterward

That's the best part.  PWNED!
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2008, 02:39:54 PM
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/drank.jpg)

Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Brehvolution on July 03, 2008, 03:04:35 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Reb on July 03, 2008, 03:11:23 PM
I'ma grip and sip.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 03, 2008, 03:18:21 PM
Damn, that's some cold shit.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: demi on July 03, 2008, 03:22:41 PM
Fake, quit copying stories from SOHH
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 03, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
Yeah PD this sounds fake. Why do all your stories end with the other party acknowledging you ad if you're some kind of audience?
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2008, 03:28:31 PM
(http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/drank.jpg)

Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?

Ya.  That's why you have to train women with squirty bottles.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2008, 04:03:02 PM
Yeah PD this sounds fake. Why do all your stories end with the other party acknowledging you ad if you're some kind of audience?

because i'm awesome? i swear, she turned her head and looked at me.

the girl was like 15 or so, dunno. i wasn't checking her out or anything: she just looked like a regular teenage girl i guess
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: demi on July 03, 2008, 04:09:33 PM
Quote
because i'm awesome?

Fake

Requesting Leper
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Tauntaun on July 03, 2008, 04:20:10 PM
Quote
because i'm awesome?

Fake

Requesting Leper

Don't be so harsh dude, he had a strizoke in his brizain so he can't type all good.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2008, 04:21:40 PM
Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?

I do it all the time.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Tieno on July 03, 2008, 04:29:31 PM
Did you shout "PWNED"?
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 03, 2008, 06:13:43 PM
Unless she was naked and wearing thin rags for clothes, there is no way menstruating would go onto the couch.

I call shenanigans.
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2008, 06:37:02 PM
it sounds as believable as PD's other stories
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 03, 2008, 07:12:58 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)
that black haired female in the middle...

oooooo

myyyyyy

gooooooodddd
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: xnikki118x on July 03, 2008, 11:00:35 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j61/JollyGreenBuddha/Purple_Drank.jpg)

I always wondered who those people are and how they felt about their shitty picture being all over the internet. :lol
Title: Re: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing
Post by: Reb on July 04, 2008, 03:16:08 AM
Hooo hooo, all aboard the PD hate train!