Author Topic: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing (Read 1549 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM »

I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow. I also needed to pick up some cleaning products for our deck, so while I'm in the aisle this middle aged woman and her teenage daughter stroll past me, arguing.

girl: i'm going to be lateeee
mom: shut up, i'm shopping
girl: no you're not, you bought food yesterday!
mom: didn't i tell you to be quiet?
girl: this is unfair, I'm not gonna be there and it's all your fault
mom: well maybe if you'd stop menstruating on my furniture i wouldn't have to make extra stops to the store

the girl started crying and ran out the aisle, and the mom looked at me like "i fucked her up good didn't i"

To this day my mom will remind me to "urinate" before we leave places, so I don't have to go in the car. But even that's not as bad as what I witnessed today. SMH

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM

I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:17:29 PM »

ew

PLUR

People
Look
Ugly
Rolling

Tucah · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:19:01 PM »

Haha, my parents are nowhere near as embarrassing as that, and they're pretty embarrassing.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:29:59 PM »

My parents kept us on leashes when we went to Disney Land.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:33:06 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM

girl: i'm going to be lateeee
mom: shut up, i'm shopping
girl: no you're not, you bought food yesterday!
mom: didn't i tell you to be quiet?
girl: this is unfair, I'm not gonna be there and it's all your fault
mom: well maybe if you'd stop menstruating on my furniture i wouldn't have to make extra stops to the store

cool breeze · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:35:03 PM »

All parents are embarrassing, the only way to deal with it is to have dirt on them that they know you know, but they wouldn't want anyone else to know.

Crushed · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:36:11 PM »

I can imagine having guests over at that house.

"Don't sit on that chair, MY DAUGHTER MENSTRUATES ALL OOOOOOOOOOOVER IT."

Candyflip · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:37:02 PM »

I can't believe she looked at you afterward

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:38:14 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on July 03, 2008, 02:37:02 PM

I can't believe she looked at you afterward

That's the best part. PWNED!

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2008, 02:39:54 PM »

Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 02:12:17 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

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Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:11:23 PM »

I'ma grip and sip.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:18:21 PM »

Damn, that's some cold shit.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:22:41 PM »

Fake, quit copying stories from SOHH

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:24:47 PM »

Yeah PD this sounds fake. Why do all your stories end with the other party acknowledging you ad if you're some kind of audience?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2008, 03:28:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 03, 2008, 02:39:54 PM

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Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?

Ya. That's why you have to train women with squirty bottles.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:03:02 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 03, 2008, 03:24:47 PM

Yeah PD this sounds fake. Why do all your stories end with the other party acknowledging you ad if you're some kind of audience?

because i'm awesome? i swear, she turned her head and looked at me.

the girl was like 15 or so, dunno. i wasn't checking her out or anything: she just looked like a regular teenage girl i guess

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:09:33 PM »

Quote

because i'm awesome?

Fake

Requesting Leper

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:20:10 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 03, 2008, 04:09:33 PM

Quote
because i'm awesome?

Fake

Requesting Leper

Don't be so harsh dude, he had a strizoke in his brizain so he can't type all good.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:21:40 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 03, 2008, 02:39:54 PM

Is menstruating on the furniture a common occurrence?

I do it all the time.

Tieno · « **Reply #21 on:** July 03, 2008, 04:29:31 PM »

Did you shout "PWNED"?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22 on:** July 03, 2008, 06:13:43 PM »

Unless she was naked and wearing thin rags for clothes, there is no way menstruating would go onto the couch.

I call shenanigans.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #23 on:** July 03, 2008, 06:37:02 PM »

it sounds as believable as PD's other stories

laesperanzapaz · « **Reply #24 on:** July 03, 2008, 07:12:58 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 02:12:17 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

(Image removed from quote.)

that black haired female in the middle...

oooooo

myyyyyy

gooooooodddd

xnikki118x · « **Reply #25 on:** July 03, 2008, 11:00:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 03, 2008, 02:12:17 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on July 03, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
I headed to Sam's Club earlier today to pick up some food and drank for tomorrow.

(Image removed from quote.)

I always wondered who those people are and how they felt about their shitty picture being all over the internet.

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** July 04, 2008, 03:16:08 AM »

Hooo hooo, all aboard the PD hate train!

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Author Topic: Holy shit, and I thought my parents were embarrassing (Read 1549 times)