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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 03:42:01 PM

Title: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 03:42:01 PM
The night before last, I went out to dinner with a friend and we got served by a really cute waitress with an awesome personality.  Despite losing my ID, she got me drinks anyway.  I really was not dressed to impressed (unshaven, uncombed, etc.) and simply did not feel like I was charming (I felt I was being rather sarcastic), but this waitress really was trying to hit it off with me.  My friend went nuts over her and was trying hard to make an entrance, but crashed and burned.  I even tried to help him out.  But then she got me a free appetizer, sat down and continued to pry at me (I'm having a stressful week).  This bummed my friend out even more, but especially so when she got me a sundae (for free and not some crappy kid's one, but a huge one!) because she felt bad that she was going to miss my going away party (despite the fact we just met!) and wanted to give me something.  My friend watched as I ate the delicious sundae.  Then she told me after we paid for our check that she was coming to visit me on Saturday at my store before I left.

My friend punched me.

The next day, the super cute bank teller that I visit every other day when I make our deposit runs for the store (and have never summoned up the courage to ask out), was upset when my SGA told her I was leaving.  I was then told that she asked a ton of questions about me and seemed interested in my going away party, but my SGA didn't know if it was cool to invite her.  I slapped my SGA.  Despite not getting home from inventory 'till 1 AM last night, I went into work early to drop off my last deposit ever at the bank to see the teller.  She seemed geniunely bummed I was leaving and when I asked her if she wanted to come to my going away party, she made some weird noise that actually embarassed her because of the volume of it.

So, like, just hours from my departure and this happens?  Stupid California.
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2008, 03:44:22 PM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/1215759984154.jpg)
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
Why are you so cruel, God Data?
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2008, 03:46:25 PM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/1215659429429.jpg)
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 03:47:48 PM
That is good symbolism!
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: demi on July 11, 2008, 03:49:15 PM
Pretty cool knife handle
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2008, 03:50:47 PM
delicious sundae
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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2008, 03:51:48 PM
My friend watched as I ate
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Vizzys on July 11, 2008, 03:52:24 PM
Quote from: The Iconistrator on July 11, 2008, 03:51:48 PM
My friend watched as I ate

did mgs4 teach you how to cook eggs
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2008, 03:53:07 PM
only delicious sundaes
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Crushed on July 11, 2008, 03:53:33 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/jl4bc7.jpg)
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Post by: Bocsius on July 11, 2008, 03:55:02 PM
I don't know if that fits the definition for Murphy's Law, but it's close enough for me. It figures that prospects would come out of the woodwork when it's too late to do anything about it.
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 11, 2008, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: Crushed on July 11, 2008, 03:53:33 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/jl4bc7.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 04:02:25 PM
Someone should tag the puppy with

DELICIOUS SUNDAE

WATCH AS I EAT IT
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:04:00 PM
That really sucks Willco, you must feel kinda frustrated  :)
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 04:04:41 PM
It definitely sucks!
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Reb on July 11, 2008, 04:07:51 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:04:00 PM
That really sucks Willco, you must feel kinda frustrated  :)

 :rofl
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: demi on July 11, 2008, 04:11:36 PM
(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2426/55668157ml0.jpg)
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Eric P on July 11, 2008, 04:12:08 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 11, 2008, 04:04:41 PM
It definitely sucks!
.


if it makes you feel better, I'll take you to see the muppets take manhattan and give you a hand job
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 11, 2008, 04:23:22 PM
not to be rude but this is cause and effect, not just bad timing

women are MAD attracted to guys who are fleeing the state and/or country
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM
I'm leaving evilbore.
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 11, 2008, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM
I'm leaving evilbore.

I think I hear the sound of crickets.

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No that's my boner popping.  :-*
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Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: CHOW CHOW on July 11, 2008, 04:30:59 PM
You should've talked to them a long time ago.  You've got nothing to lose... if they reject you, just move on to the next girl.  The more girls you flirt with, the better the odds. 

The number one reason why so many guys aren't successful with women is because they're afraid of rejection.  Either that or they look like Sloth, but 90% of the time it's because they're afraid of getting shot down and embarrassed. 
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:31:10 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on July 11, 2008, 04:29:12 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on July 11, 2008, 04:24:42 PM
I'm leaving evilbore.

I think I hear the sound of crickets.

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No that's my boner popping.  :-*
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I was trying to attract some females (http://i37.tinypic.com/2gwc46v.gif)

sigh.. you will do, put your fucking wig and make-up on, bitch.
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: CHOW CHOW on July 11, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
remind me never to type a semi-serious reply in these kinds of threads ever again :lol
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: Ganhyun on July 11, 2008, 04:57:44 PM
Quote from: CHOW CHOW on July 11, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
remind me never to type a semi-serious reply in these kinds of threads ever again :lol

consider yourself reminded :D
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2008, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: demi on July 11, 2008, 04:11:36 PM
(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2426/55668157ml0.jpg)

 :lol :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2008, 06:27:16 PM
another "hey girls like me" thread from willco sans pictures
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2008, 06:34:08 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 11, 2008, 04:23:22 PM
not to be rude but this is cause and effect, not just bad timing

women are MAD attracted to guys who are fleeing the state and/or country

This is true.  When I was leaving Atlanta, I had sex with 3 different girls on the 3 nights preceding my departure.  One of them was an ex-girlfriend, the other two were girls that I had been friendly with and wanting to nail for a long time, but since I was leaving and it was obvious that nothing was going to come of it, they were the ones who initiated the ol' hibbidy jibbidy.  Must be some sort of "leaving and not coming back" pheremone dudes throw off.
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 11, 2008, 08:55:51 PM
pics man

or at least celebrity pics that look like her or resemble her
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Post by: border on July 12, 2008, 12:40:41 AM
Women in service roles being nice?  Egads!

A helpful article on the subject?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/sources_barista_not
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Post by: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 12:43:25 AM
You must be sooooo dreamy, Willco.  :heart
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 12, 2008, 01:00:24 AM
Quote from: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 12:43:25 AM
You must be sooooo dreamy, Willco.  :heart
Au contraire. 

He looks exactly like his avatar
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: xnikki118x on July 12, 2008, 01:11:19 AM
Quote from: laesperanzapaz on July 12, 2008, 01:00:24 AM
Quote from: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 12:43:25 AM
You must be sooooo dreamy, Willco.  :heart
Au contraire. 

He looks exactly like his avatar

I want an avatar like his.

WATCH AS I EAT DELICIOUS SUNDAE.
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Post by: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 01:12:56 AM
I was more thinking of his undoubtedly irresistible sweet-talking.

I've seen the original of that pic, and I think he's pretty sexy regardless.
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 12, 2008, 01:26:15 AM
Quote from: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 01:12:56 AM
I was more thinking of his undoubtedly irresistible sweet-talking.

I've seen the original of that pic, and I think he's pretty sexy regardless.
imagine his delicious jewish lips sipping - not the drink that is visible in his avatar - but some woman's vagina, pleasuring her essence

THAT would attract women like no other.  then he would never be able to leave the state
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Post by: Bildi on July 12, 2008, 01:29:39 AM
Oh my.
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Post by: laesperanzapaz on July 12, 2008, 02:34:34 AM
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Bildi777/Avatars/Avatar20070318.gif)

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what the fuck is that thing on your avatar?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 12, 2008, 05:17:06 AM
Quote from: border on July 12, 2008, 12:40:41 AM
Women in service roles being nice?  Egads!

There's a difference between being nice and coming to visit you afterwards or attend your going away party!
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: drozmight on July 12, 2008, 05:56:50 AM
where you goin motha fuuuucka.
Title: Re: Mere hours from leaving the state, attractive women become attracted to me - wtf
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 12, 2008, 06:03:33 AM
Back to the EAST COAST.
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Post by: drozmight on July 12, 2008, 06:10:34 AM
that's liek the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.