What was the last xbox game you said something bad aboutGTA4... totally destroyed it, too.
really
What was the last xbox game you said something bad aboutGTA4... totally destroyed it, too.
really
What was the last xbox game you said something bad aboutGTA4... totally destroyed it, too.
really
What was the last xbox game you said something bad aboutGTA4... totally destroyed it, too.
really
well that game is sheer garbage
edit: I said GTA4 looked amazing! It doesn't even really keep that up if you aren't playing it on YOUTUBE :'(
What was the last xbox game you said something bad aboutGTA4... totally destroyed it, too.
really
well that game is sheer garbage
edit: I said GTA4 looked amazing! It doesn't even really keep that up if you aren't playing it on YOUTUBE :'(
Sorry, I sometimes get you and Himuro mixed up.
Haha, remember when Himuro said GTA4 would be amazing?
maybe this game will actually be very good and everyone will be like "woah sorry denis" and then denis will win a bunch of awards and make a lot of money and sk will develop halo 4 and it's considered better than any of the past three games
Denis The Dyack can't get one thing right :lol
damn the impressions on gaf are depressing. not a single positive one so far
damn the impressions on gaf are depressing. not a single positive one so far
Wow you mean an entire forum with a vendetta HATES what they originally hated?
Availability: All Xbox LIVE regions except Japan
Wow, after reading impressions across the net, it seems even the mightiest of Xfags are tearing into this game.
Shit will take me 2-3 hours to DL on my ghetto 15 dolla a month 768k Verizon DSL. I've got to go to class in an hour... I remember hearing there's an option where the 360 turns off by itself after a demo is done? Do I have to set this option somewhere or does it happen automatically?system blade --> shutdown options --> background downloading.
So it's sort of alright, sort of?
Its definitely not the worst game I've ever played.
Denis should have just stfu.
You never heard Realtime Worlds talking about how the narrative in their game was Shakespeare like.
People trolled Crackdown, then the demo came out and BOOM.
Gameplay - Combat just feels really automated and disconnected.
Also -- what happened to auto-salvage? The game claimed it would sell off useless crap for me, but I was still stuck manually selling junk that was worse than what I had equipped.
It was definitely a major development misstep to design the game from what seems to be the rear-end first. The loot system seems really nicely developed (even though I think most of the items are kind of ugly and without a mouse I can only imagine how this interface would bring equipment changing to a crawl in 4p coop) and the skill tree systems are okay...but the combat is really incredibly dull and uninvoling. Even the "advanced" techniques are uninteresting and look ugly and unfulfilling. There's no way the game should have gone so far in concepting with the combat the way it is.
I could really see this working as a God of War style game with loot. With reports of it only being 10 hours long, I think that would be pretty badass actually. This...I dunno, it just feels so automated and uninteresting.
Anyways, this game will sell terribly, and I doubt we'll see the trilogy.
The Daikatana of this generation.
Poor Denis.
Did you PLAY Daikatana?
No, seriously.
Or are you just using the meme?
(http://i4.tinypic.com/nch7c2.gif)QuoteIt will sell, 360 owners buy (and like) anything
that's because with exquisite taste comes an air of superiority and decadence that other competitors can only fake with a shitty high price tag.
X360 : the Toffs console, the pretenders may fornicate in the street with their falsehoods :tophat
lets face it - it probably is a better game than MGS4..
they have ads for it in EGM
the ads also have the nietzsche quote, but it's actually phrased differently
Who outside of people who already know about Too Human read EGM?
Conjured up far more images of Alien Syndrome Wii than it did Diablo II.
Uggghh, did anyone else notice a little lag in the menus? For a game that is centered around looting and equipment upgrades, the menu could have been more streamlined.
I see the Microsoft plants are finally at work in the NeoGAF thread. Took them long enough.
Is this the kind of banter that got you demoted from mod status?
The game doesn't suck. By any stretch of the imagination. Sure, maybe it's not for you. Sure, maybe the combat wasn't as deep as you were expecting. Sure, maybe the cutscenes don't look like Mass Effect. But it doesn't suck.
I can understand complaints about aspects of the game. It's not perfect. And it may not be the kind of game everyone wants to play. But to just come out and say it sucks and has no redeeming qualities is petty and infantile.
Aww, another must have 360 exclusive from the list warz of old doesn't measure up.
Too Bad.
Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
I'm sure you'll have a fuckton of bitchy impressions and new videos to base it on.
I almost bought Haze too in fact, just for some multiplayer action. But I couldn't get anyone else to do it with me :lol
what a fuck dirty poor
QuoteIt will sell, 360 owners buy (and like) anything
that's because with exquisite taste comes an air of superiority and decadence that other competitors can only fake with a shitty high price tag.
X360 : the Toffs console, the pretenders may fornicate in the street with their falsehoods :tophat
lets face it - it probably is a better game than MGS4..
Whats your GT, duck?
Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
Actually, what's the last list warz 360 game that turned out to be a dud? Ninety Nine Nights?
Why can't you use the gold one?
Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
Actually, what's the last list warz 360 game that turned out to be a dud? Ninety Nine Nights?
Just off the top of my head...Two Worlds
Blue Dragon
NG2
Lost Odyssey
Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
Actually, what's the last list warz 360 game that turned out to be a dud? Ninety Nine Nights?
Just off the top of my head...Two Worlds
Blue Dragon
NG2
Lost Odyssey
Nope.
The hell? Two Worlds was crap, but the other three were all excellent games.Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
Actually, what's the last list warz 360 game that turned out to be a dud? Ninety Nine Nights?
Just off the top of my head...
Two Worlds
Blue Dragon
NG2
Lost Odyssey
"This game is insanely good. Anyone trying to pass off what is present in that demo as a terrible game or a game that isn't worth giving a shot to is really trying too hard to hate the game. It feels better than many games we've gotten this gen and that's the honest to god truth." (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11950408&postcount=910)
:lol :lol :lol
"This game is insanely good. Anyone trying to pass off what is present in that demo as a terrible game or a game that isn't worth giving a shot to is really trying too hard to hate the game. It feels better than many games we've gotten this gen and that's the honest to god truth." (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11950408&postcount=910)
:lol :lol :lol
CowboyAstronaut is a joke poster, right?
How did you die? This game is super easy.I died because it took me like 10 times to figure out the cow tipping mini game.
How did you die? This game is super easy.
That blows my mind. You literally play this game by holding the analog stick one direction. I even beat the second robot gorilla without getting hit once. I'm not even very good at all games! I died over 100 times in NG2.At first I tried to hit A, but he just jumps off. Then I tried to hold left or right on the left analog stick, because I thought it was a balance game. Didn't do anything. Then I tried to hold down on the right analog stick, like I would do if I wanted to swing my sword down. Didn't do anything. I tried flicking it up then down, didn't do anything. During this process, I accidentally flicked it left and right, and noticed the robot seemed to move in response.
played it again, enjoyed it a lot more.
Wow, this camera is godawful.
janky, broken, but in the end, kinda okay in a mediocre way.
janky, broken, but in the end, kinda okay in a mediocre way.
Sort of like Haze then
Well, I don't want to judge off a demo, but at this point I'd probably rank it a smidge higher than Haze. This, so far, is maybe a notch below Heavenly Sword quality.
Well, I don't want to judge off a demo, but at this point I'd probably rank it a smidge higher than Haze. This, so far, is maybe a notch below Heavenly Sword quality.
Are you judging only on demos?
Judging only based on demos I would say Too Human is at Heavenly Sword's level and better than Haze. Heavenly Sword as a full game was pretty good and if Too Human is more of the same (which it will be), I will say HS is better. Never played the full Haze.
I dunno. I was sick of the combat in too human by the end of the demo. I at least beat Heavenly Sword.
Press down on the d-pad until you get to isometric.
Standard camera is horrible.
the menu loading is way too slow to be functionally "fine." if you had to wait that amount of time for the inventory screen to pop up in diablo 2 i think i'd suicide
That blows my mind. You literally play this game by holding the analog stick one direction. I even beat the second robot gorilla without getting hit once. I'm not even very good at all games! I died over 100 times in NG2.At first I tried to hit A, but he just jumps off. Then I tried to hold left or right on the left analog stick, because I thought it was a balance game. Didn't do anything. Then I tried to hold down on the right analog stick, like I would do if I wanted to swing my sword down. Didn't do anything. I tried flicking it up then down, didn't do anything. During this process, I accidentally flicked it left and right, and noticed the robot seemed to move in response.
So fuck you, the stupid analog stick controls your sword for 90% of the game and all the sudden it makes you lean left and right.
Too Human: Best enjoyed from a distance.
Too Human: Best enjoyed from a distance.
At least Dennis "I will make the best camera in a game ever" Dyack gave us options. I am happy for at least that.
Especially from a supporter of the console that brought us Haze, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and a bunch of shit that never even came out.
Oh come on now, I don't even like HS, but it certainly doesn't belong in that group. I doubt Too Human does either, but really now.
Actually, what's the last list warz 360 game that turned out to be a dud? Ninety Nine Nights?
Just off the top of my head...
Two Worlds
Blue Dragon
NG2
Lost Odyssey
MS dropped Stranger's Wrath, but kept this?
Did anyone beat the Level 15 enemy? It's in the left door at the 3-way split. I was like HOLY SHIT and it annihilated me
Did anyone beat the Level 15 enemy? It's in the left door at the 3-way split. I was like HOLY SHIT and it annihilated me
Did anyone beat the Level 15 enemy? It's in the left door at the 3-way split. I was like HOLY SHIT and it annihilated me
Once you go out there where he is, can you go back in the building? I tried to run back, but I wouldn't get back in. I was pretty sure I was up against the door, but since the camera was pointed IN THE OPPOSITE FUCKING DIRECTION I have no idea.
I'm digging it bigtime.
It ain't perfect, but for me its a lot of fun.
I think it's funny how Dyack modeled Baldur's face after his own...such a nerdy thing to do. Anyway, I just put about 30 mins into the demo... I dunno. I'm not feeling it at all.Did he now? :lol Interesting.
Oh, I dunno for sure... I'm just suspecting that's what he did.I think it's funny how Dyack modeled Baldur's face after his own...such a nerdy thing to do. Anyway, I just put about 30 mins into the demo... I dunno. I'm not feeling it at all.Did he now? :lol Interesting.
Still, Baldur's model is easily the best of the bunch. Most of the characters look pretty awful.
Did anyone beat the Level 15 enemy? It's in the left door at the 3-way split. I was like HOLY SHIT and it annihilated meI beat him...not that hard.
Did anyone beat the Level 15 enemy? It's in the left door at the 3-way split. I was like HOLY SHIT and it annihilated me
So can you peeps compare it to other, uhh, sci-fi Diablo clones? I can't name even one so I guess you could compare it to TQ , Sacred and Diablo itself. Where does it place on the Diablo-clones scale?I've played flash games with deeper skill trees.
now i know how dyack and too human feelSo can you peeps compare it to other, uhh, sci-fi Diablo clones? I can't name even one so I guess you could compare it to TQ , Sacred and Diablo itself. Where does it place on the Diablo-clones scale?I've played flash games with deeper skill trees.
yeah, but no one takes you seriously.
So can you peeps compare it to other, uhh, sci-fi Diablo clones? I can't name even one so I guess you could compare it to TQ , Sacred and Diablo itself. Where does it place on the Diablo-clones scale?
I just realized this wasn't at the conference. Big slap in the face from Microsoft, considering the demo was probably told to be ready for the conference. :lol
Sounds like forced training and acceptance of mediocrity to me.
why is the combat like I'm trying out for the ice capades
Nothing is out.
I know you can redo your skill tree whenever you feel like it, but what about character class? Do you have to start from scratch every time you want to try another class?
mojo halp
yeah, nothing gets saved in the demo.
why is the combat like I'm trying out for the ice capades
Do you guys walk up to gay people and tell them that you're 100% hetro whenever you see them as well?nobody on the 'bore is 100% hetero
It would correlate with your posting habits in this thread.
lol
why is the combat like I'm trying out for the ice capades
I found the sliding distracting and silly-looking in the videos, but in the game I don't notice it. I guess it's because I'm watching the enemies rather than the character's feet.
Yeah, pretty much.
Really, the only thing that REALLY bothers me is the stupid camera and the aiming system.
Also, the art is fucking ugly.
why does the valkyrie of resurrection take so long to come down and resurrect?
So, is it better or worse than Monster Madness?
If you unplug your ethernet you can unlock the other classes, or some shitReally? I didn't know you could play the other classes
There are youtube vids outlining how to do it. You can also play a class that is adjacent to one you have unlocked by selecting the locked class, tilting towards an unlocked one with the left analog, and tapping A really really fast.
1) Even though the gameplay is tons better than Eternal Darkness
1) Even though the gameplay is tons better than Eternal Darkness
Seriously? Just judging on what I've played of Too Human's demo I'd be willing to say that Eternal Darkness is miles and miles ahead as far as actual enjoyment is concerned.
So anyone getting this? I don't think I will - I sort of like the game but in light of the incredible stuff coming out in the next few months a couple of things stop me:
1) Even though the gameplay is tons better than Eternal Darkness, I'm finding I'm having a similar problem - I just play mostly to see the next cutscene or area.
2) It lacks a (fairly thick) layer of polish. For a studio that supposedly learnt a lot from Nintendo they didn't seem to learn that it's the little things that can make a good game stellar. Such as the centering camera just not working at all at certain times (usually when your back is to a wall). I was reminded of how in Galaxy a little icon appeared on screen showing you couldn't use the camera which was fine. In TH sometimes I want to look around and I spend time moving Baldur a little and hitting center again hoping the camera might now center which is just annoying.
Overall I think the core game is decent but it needed another year in the oven (I don't think it would have made much difference realistically).
I've yet to die in the demo with any class. As long as you go straight for the guy shooting rockets and take him out first, you' have to try to die.