THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on August 07, 2008, 05:41:33 PM
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I am gonna chill with my lady friend tomorrow, and I wanna be prepared. I wanna go all out and shave my balls, but I'm not sure of the safest way how. Can anyone (aoi tsuki) give a brother some tips? I shave my pubes regularly, but testicles...never ever. I want everything on my groin to be as smooth as a whistle.
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oh dear this is going to be a comedy of errors isn't it
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Dont shave, just trim
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I always use my wife's razor and shave gel. I always do it laying down in the tub cuz it gives me a better view. When I'm done the razor looks like a porcupine
I will also say that if you are going to use a hair trimmer, be careful. I got one of my nutsack wrinkles caught in the clippers and it took a strip of skin right off. Use a guard (#1 if possible) and then take the razor to it.
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Give me your adress and I'll be there in a few.
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Give me your adress and I'll be there in a few.
It begins.
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Dont shave, just trim
Yup. Use one of those Philips grooming kits.
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
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this is going to end with himu having a hideous scabby scrotum which he tries to hide using all sorts of ridiculous hijinks
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Trim the balls.
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So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?
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http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
:rofl
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So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?
It doesn't hurt if you're careful. I do it all the time.
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I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
It's my dad's razor.
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So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?
A few posts above
I will also say that if you are going to use a hair trimmer, be careful. I got one of my nutsack wrinkles caught in the clippers and it took a strip of skin right off. Use a guard (#1 if possible) and then take the razor to it.
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Not that hard. Rub your balls in with liquid bath soap. let it foam, then use a razor to shave your balls. Lift your dick with the other hand. Dont press the razor onto the ballsack too deep.
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So would it be good to use an electric razor to trim the hair? Or would that hurt?
A few posts above
I will also say that if you are going to use a hair trimmer, be careful. I got one of my nutsack wrinkles caught in the clippers and it took a strip of skin right off. Use a guard (#1 if possible) and then take the razor to it.
I didn't see that edit. Thanks for the warning.
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I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
It's my dad's razor.
do you tell your dad that he's rubbing your dick skin oils on his face
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I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
It's my dad's razor.
Ugh. I hope your dad doesn't use it.
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Of course he does.
I always wash it when I'm done though.
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Yup. Use one of those Philips grooming kits.
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
I have one of those, but I never used it. Don't want to shave my balls if only because I'm lazy and don't want stubble pubes.
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Of course he does.
:barfs
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Of course he does.
:barfs
I wash it after I use it!!!
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what if he uses the razor for the same purposes
it's like second hand incestuous swordfighting
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It's just the thought that makes it hilariously nasty.
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I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
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I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
It's my dad's razor.
do you tell your dad that he's rubbing your dick skin oils on his face
:lol
what if he uses the razor for the same purposes
it's like second hand incestuous swordfighting
:rofl
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I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
But it's sanitary. Do you want to be a dirty, hairy, disease ridden bear?
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I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!
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What is the pube equivalent of neckbeard?
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I wash it after I use it!!!
That doesn't matter. Your balls will still indirectly be touching his face. You might as well take a shower and lay the sack there and see how he appreciates that before using the razor. Same thing...basically.
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I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!
:bow
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I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
But it's sanitary. Do you want to be a dirty, hairy, disease ridden bear?
There is nothing wrong with being a bear.
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I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!
Exactly. Do unto others as others should do unto you. MUFF diving isn't fun at all. No sirree. But when it's bare...omg :drool
Don't you just love it when they cum? It's like, beating and pulsating and fuck it turns me on.
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I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
But it's sanitary. Do you want to be a dirty, hairy, disease ridden bear?
There is nothing wrong with being a bear.
I know that, but I don't want to upset the straights. <3 Bears.
Himuro, have you ever swallowed a pube?
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just remember himu, when the doctors ask what happen, you can always say that you were converting to judaism and it was the mohel's first day
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I don't want to be hairy down there, but I fear I'll lose half my manliness if I completely rid myself of the grizz down there.
So trim it. It grows back anyway.
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Real Men are Hairy fucks. JMO
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Himuro, have you ever swallowed a pube?
My own, maybe.
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I hope your woman friend is grabby, cause your nuts will be itchy as fuck, and someone's gotta scratch it
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Real Men are Hairy fucks. JMO
I'm probably more hairy than you. My shoulders are like more hairy and thicker than Seinfield's jew fro.
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I hope your woman friend is grabby, cause your nuts will be itchy as fuck, and someone's gotta scratch it
This thread is amazing. :lol
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My pubes are never itchy when I trim them. They're more itchy when the hair stars growing back, but it was only like that when I first started trimming.
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Well I know that, but you said you want to shave, meaning give it the ol razor swipe
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Bonus points if you dont scream after slapping astringent on your nuts
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Well I know that, but you said you want to shave, meaning give it the ol razor swipe
Well, I'm not too knowledgeable about getting rid of hair on the testes. I've never tried and it's always scared the shit out of me.
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If you shave the day that your lady friend comes over, the itchiness shouldn't be too bad. Once stubble starts to appear though it can get really uncomfortable.
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You've definitely lived in Japan too long
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Bonus points if you dont scream after slapping astringent on your nuts
Use this instead
(http://www.cachebeauty.com/wholsale/images/styptic_pencil.jpg)
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Don't forget to rim the corn. Just pray to god that she's as diligent about keeping that ass pure as you are about trimming your nuts.
So after I trim the ballsack I should go over the butt hole? Hmmm. I can't exactly see that so it'd make things harder. What if I accidentally go to far and then my hair on my butt makes an M shape?
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You know what sucks about guys with trimmed pubic hair? When you go down on them, their hair is, like, razor sharp and it hurts your lips. Gross.
Your lady friend probably likes you all hairy, don't even bother.
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I bet her pussy farts stink
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Well, do you go down on them the day they trim?
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I routinely shave my privates, but I am not comfortable enough to shave my corm. Make sure you get the taint at least, since that is traditional BJ playground, but I would say brown eye is optional
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http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
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Yeah, I'm comfortable shaving the ballsack and under it but I'm not sure about the butt hole.
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Well, do you go down on them the day they trim?
Purely coincidences.
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http://p.ondero.us/dont-shave-your-butt-hair/
holy shit (lol)
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Just use a safty razor in the bath tube after soaking for a bit. I'm sure you've heard this before but just take it slow and everything will be allrighhhht.
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Greatness Gone: Out of curiosity, how many sexual partners have you had?
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What movie should we see? We both like the same type of movies. We saw Wall-E and TDK together. Maybe we should see Pineapple express and get high before seeing it.
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is it too obvious to say shaving ryan's privates
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So the thing about chicks not liking hairy crotches is true? :/
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So the thing about chicks not liking hairy crotches is true? :/
Nah, not true
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as long as it's not so fucked-up wild as to braid itself between your legs as you walk, most women are okay with normal man hair
if not, fuck em, you're a goddamned man
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It's not like there's hair all on your shaft..............right :-[
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Sounds good. I don't want to shave. It's not like I have too much hair. My crotch hair is a triangle with my dick at the tip, and I haven't trimmed ever.
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I've been shaving my balls for a few years now. I always just use a normal razor (usually my sister's) and never run into a problem. They feel much better shaved.
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when i shave my balls, i always see the hairs in my crack, and when i try to shave them, too--just for the fun of it--they're all stuck between my cheeks. so i can't really shave them. it's like chasing the dragon.
but i just trim as much as possible and then shave it off. i don't shave hairs around my dick, though. it itches and those hairs stinging my dick... omg.
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So the thing about chicks not liking hairy crotches is true? :/
My gf absolutely HATES men who shave their junk. I was quite surprised by how much, in fact.
I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
It's my dad's razor.
do you tell your dad that he's rubbing your dick skin oils on his face
:rofl (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/barf.gif)
MY GOD HIMURO.
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I just grin and bear it, use a LOT of shaving cream and light strokes. I like to be shaved (which reminds me, I'm past due for it :-*) but of course I don't like my women that way!!!
Isn't there a Nair for 'sensitive areas' that's on the market?
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Of course he does.
I always wash it when I'm done though.
SSSSSSSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Greatness Gone: Out of curiosity, how many sexual partners have you had?
Many.
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no just no
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You don't shave? No wonder she doesn't do anal. Tit for Tat.
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Dont shave, just trim
demi right on point again
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I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!
Exactly. Do unto others as others should do unto you. MUFF diving isn't fun at all. No sirree. But when it's bare...omg :drool
goddamn. gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
a neatly cut lawn is the best
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I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
Uh
Are you saying that you have hair on your dick that isn't the hair on your balls or your pubes?
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Greatness Gone: Out of curiosity, how many sexual partners have you had?
how many have you had
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I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.
Uh
Are you saying that you have hair on your dick that isn't the hair on your balls or your pubes?
you don't? testosterone-less wench
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I have mad hair and will never shave it, but how the fuck does hair come out of the actual shaft
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i use a philips electric shaver, my balls get itchy but trust me, it's better than getting burned with nair or veet.
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I have mad hair and will never shave it, but how the fuck does hair come out of the actual shaft
well you see there are things called hair follicles that part of the skin
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this is the worst thread ever and forever
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Most chicks I've encountered prefer a completely clean scrotum.
Sometimes I just like to lightly drag the razor across my cock head.
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can't wait until you cut yourself and have to explain it to the doctor smh :lol
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Oh man I can't believe I missed this thread. :( I personally just trim, which I'm due for. :-*
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Everyone in this thread = ball shaving newb...
This is what you need...
http://www.folica.com/Tinkle_Eyebrow__d1705.html
Its a small blade with its own built in guard and its cheap/disposable....its also idea for taints/rectum, etc...
You can run it all over the area without fear of cuts or other horrors, get a silky smooth finish with no creme or water and cal it a fucking day in about 5 minutes with no crazy angles or embarrassing forum threads...
/thread
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you just use these things for detailing....
small sensitive areas...
Do not go trying to shave yer chest, legs, etc with that gear.
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....shave legs? ... ? ...
O_o
I have only done it in a commercial setting...
And it wasnt just shaving i got full body waxes :(
But again I was getting paid so ;)
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blow fire on your balls
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blow fire on my balls
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I trim rather than completely shave. Sorry, I'm not confident in my razorblade abilities that close to my balls.
Trimming the taint is also a good idea.
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I trim rather than completely shave. Sorry, I'm not confident in my razorblade abilities that close to my balls.
Trimming the taint is also a good idea.
If you get the eyebrow razor with the guard i mention above you are completely safe..
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himu, shave a landing strip on your balls
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goodness gracious
gracious gone
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himu, shave a landing strip on your balls
But ball hair it all long and spaced out. It would be a Rommel's asparagus strip.
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he's gonna have to trim it first. or hell if he keeps it long it'll look like reverse mohawk on his balzack
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We need before and after pics.
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http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-31-Bodygroom/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1218218831&sr=8-1
what i use.
pretty handy.
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http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-31-Bodygroom/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1218218831&sr=8-1
what i use.
pretty handy.
How do you get that big as razor head up into tight areas tho?
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himu, shave a landing strip on your balls
goodness gracious
gracious gone
:rofl
http://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-BG2020-31-Bodygroom/dp/B000EG8HLE/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1218218831&sr=8-1
what i use.
pretty handy.
That's what I posted earlier! Listen to this wise man.
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Everyone in this thread is fucking insane.
LOL says the 14 yr old....
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From all accounts I've heard, women hate shaved dicks. Don't do it Himu! Trim that shit.
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Having a shaved dick is like trying to be young again. You are old for a reason. I'd imagine the women dont like it because they are afraid of all the "teacher fucking student" news reports popping up these days.
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From all accounts I've heard, women hate shaved dicks. Don't do it Himu! Trim that shit.
are you talking about hair on the dick? if so, then what kind of women do you talk to
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From all accounts I've heard, women hate shaved dicks. Don't do it Himu! Trim that shit.
are you talking about hair on the dick? if so, then what kind of women do you talk to
:lol
No I just mean shaved groin area in general. Shaved dicks just sounds cool :p
Having a shaved dick is like trying to be young again. You are old for a reason. I'd imagine the women dont like it because they are afraid of all the "teacher fucking student" news reports popping up these days.
For real. And growers not showers have it bad too, if they end up shaving. I mean, prepubescent isn't a great look and I'd rather not have to make promises regarding my size.
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Having a shaved dick is like trying to be young again. You are old for a reason. I'd imagine the women dont like it because they are afraid of all the "teacher fucking student" news reports popping up these days.
LOL says the bear club president...
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Bears can take care of the hedge too. I stand by what I said. Trim, don't shave.
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by all accounts - skin tight no fuzz scalping of it is too transexual....
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man if i grew hair on my head id kill myself :(
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you can't grow hair on the head. it's completely smooth.
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you can't grow hair on the head. it's completely smooth.
zakly - but what if you did :(
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I'd imagine a simple waxing would get rid of it right quick.
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I'd imagine a simple waxing would get rid of it right quick.
but it would only come back thicker :( Ladies(or lads) would call you scorp :(
:cry :cry :cry
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Several years ago I was depressed and sleeping on a bed in my friend's house. For some reason my friends thought it'd be humorous to burn the hair off my legs. So my friend puts the lighter in his mouth for a few seconds, then lights the lighter next to my leg and blows a big ass fireball that singed almost all the hair on the back of my right leg. It took a very very very very long time for it to all grow back
did you kill them?
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I just trim it with scissors. It's much simpler.
Ok I cut myself in the balls once, but I stand by what I said! Having short strands of hair grinding up against everything down there is just too uncomfortable.