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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2008, 06:30:16 PM »
is it too obvious to say shaving ryan's privates
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2008, 06:32:48 PM »
So the thing about chicks not liking hairy crotches is true? :/

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2008, 06:33:31 PM »
So the thing about chicks not liking hairy crotches is true? :/



Nah, not true
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2008, 06:35:09 PM »
as long as it's not so fucked-up wild as to braid itself between your legs as you walk, most women are okay with normal man hair

if not, fuck em, you're a goddamned man
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2008, 06:37:59 PM »
It's not like there's hair all on your shaft..............right :-[
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2008, 06:38:40 PM »
Sounds good. I don't want to shave. It's not like I have too much hair. My crotch hair is a triangle with my dick at the tip, and I haven't trimmed ever.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2008, 06:45:15 PM »
I've been shaving my balls for a few years now. I always just use a normal razor (usually my sister's) and never run into a problem. They feel much better shaved.

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2008, 06:57:59 PM »
when i shave my balls, i always see the hairs in my crack, and when i try to shave them, too--just for the fun of it--they're all stuck between my cheeks. so i can't really shave them. it's like chasing the dragon.

but i just trim as much as possible and then shave it off. i don't shave hairs around my dick, though. it itches and those hairs stinging my dick... omg.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2008, 07:04:19 PM »
So the thing about chicks not liking hairy crotches is true? :/

My gf absolutely HATES men who shave their junk. I was quite surprised by how much, in fact.

I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.

It's my dad's razor.

do you tell your dad that he's rubbing your dick skin oils on his face

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2008, 07:12:05 PM »
I just grin and bear it, use a LOT of shaving cream and light strokes. I like to be shaved (which reminds me, I'm past due for it  :-*) but of course I don't like my women that way!!!

Isn't there a Nair for 'sensitive areas' that's on the market?
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2008, 07:51:59 PM »
Of course he does.

I always wash it when I'm done though.

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2008, 08:17:41 PM »
Greatness Gone: Out of curiosity, how many sexual partners have you had?
Many.

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2008, 08:20:45 PM »
no just no
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #73 on: August 07, 2008, 08:55:24 PM »
You don't shave?  No wonder she doesn't do anal.  Tit for Tat. 

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2008, 08:58:31 PM »
Dont shave, just trim
demi right on point again

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #75 on: August 07, 2008, 09:01:09 PM »
I don't like pubes on women, so I feel I should return the favor. I don't like pubic hair all in my mouth and nose when I sniff the cooch. Can you imagine licking and sucking a guy's balls and they're hairy as shit? Common courtesy!

Exactly.  Do unto others as others should do unto you.  MUFF diving isn't fun at all.  No sirree.  But when it's bare...omg :drool
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #76 on: August 07, 2008, 10:52:10 PM »
I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.


Uh

Are you saying that you have hair on your dick that isn't the hair on your balls or your pubes?

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #77 on: August 07, 2008, 10:53:15 PM »
Greatness Gone: Out of curiosity, how many sexual partners have you had?

how many have you had
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #78 on: August 07, 2008, 10:53:48 PM »
I use the same razor to trim my pubes and the hair on my dick.


Uh

Are you saying that you have hair on your dick that isn't the hair on your balls or your pubes?

you don't? testosterone-less wench
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #79 on: August 07, 2008, 10:55:38 PM »
I have mad hair and will never shave it, but how the fuck does hair come out of the actual shaft

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #80 on: August 07, 2008, 10:56:13 PM »
i use a philips electric shaver, my balls get itchy but trust me, it's better than getting burned with nair or veet.

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #81 on: August 07, 2008, 11:00:43 PM »
I have mad hair and will never shave it, but how the fuck does hair come out of the actual shaft

well you see there are things called hair follicles that part of the skin
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #82 on: August 08, 2008, 12:22:02 AM »
this is the worst thread ever and forever
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #83 on: August 08, 2008, 09:16:14 AM »
Most chicks I've encountered prefer a completely clean scrotum.

Sometimes I just like to lightly drag the razor across my cock head.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #84 on: August 08, 2008, 09:21:12 AM »
can't wait until you cut yourself and have to explain it to the doctor smh  :lol
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #85 on: August 08, 2008, 09:54:45 AM »
Oh man I can't believe I missed this thread.  :(   I personally just trim, which I'm due for.  :-*
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #86 on: August 08, 2008, 10:49:46 AM »
Everyone in this thread = ball shaving newb...

This is what you need...

http://www.folica.com/Tinkle_Eyebrow__d1705.html

Its a small blade with its own built in guard and its cheap/disposable....its also idea for taints/rectum, etc...

You can run it all over the area without fear of cuts or other horrors, get a silky smooth finish with no creme or water and cal it a fucking day in about 5 minutes with no crazy angles or embarrassing forum threads...

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abrader

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #87 on: August 08, 2008, 11:15:18 AM »
you just use these things for detailing....

small sensitive areas...

Do not go trying to shave yer chest, legs, etc with that gear.




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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #88 on: August 08, 2008, 11:28:34 AM »
....shave legs?  ... ? ...

O_o

I have only done it in a commercial setting...

And it wasnt just shaving i got full body waxes :(

But again I was getting paid so ;)


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #89 on: August 08, 2008, 11:44:47 AM »
blow fire on your balls

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #90 on: August 08, 2008, 11:49:03 AM »
blow fire on my balls

Bloodwake

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #91 on: August 08, 2008, 11:50:22 AM »
I trim rather than completely shave. Sorry, I'm not confident in my razorblade abilities that close to my balls.

Trimming the taint is also a good idea.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #92 on: August 08, 2008, 12:06:15 PM »
I trim rather than completely shave. Sorry, I'm not confident in my razorblade abilities that close to my balls.

Trimming the taint is also a good idea.

If you get the eyebrow razor with the guard i mention above you are completely safe..


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2008, 01:11:15 PM »
himu, shave a landing strip on your balls
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2008, 01:13:50 PM »
himu, shave a landing strip on your balls

But ball hair it all long and spaced out.  It would be a Rommel's asparagus strip. 

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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #96 on: August 08, 2008, 01:14:56 PM »
he's gonna have to trim it first.  or hell if he keeps it long it'll look like reverse mohawk on his balzack
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #97 on: August 08, 2008, 01:48:37 PM »
We need before and after pics.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2008, 05:18:26 PM »
Everyone in this thread is fucking insane.

LOL says the 14 yr old....


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #102 on: August 08, 2008, 05:34:22 PM »
From all accounts I've heard, women hate shaved dicks. Don't do it Himu! Trim that shit.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #103 on: August 08, 2008, 05:36:20 PM »
Having a shaved dick is like trying to be young again. You are old for a reason. I'd imagine the women dont like it because they are afraid of all the "teacher fucking student" news reports popping up these days.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #104 on: August 08, 2008, 05:39:56 PM »
From all accounts I've heard, women hate shaved dicks. Don't do it Himu! Trim that shit.

are you talking about hair on the dick? if so, then what kind of women do you talk to
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #105 on: August 08, 2008, 05:40:55 PM »
From all accounts I've heard, women hate shaved dicks. Don't do it Himu! Trim that shit.

are you talking about hair on the dick? if so, then what kind of women do you talk to

:lol

No I just mean shaved groin area in general. Shaved dicks just sounds cool :p

Having a shaved dick is like trying to be young again. You are old for a reason. I'd imagine the women dont like it because they are afraid of all the "teacher fucking student" news reports popping up these days.

For real. And growers not showers have it bad too, if they end up shaving. I mean, prepubescent isn't a great look and I'd rather not have to make promises regarding my size.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #106 on: August 08, 2008, 05:41:05 PM »
Having a shaved dick is like trying to be young again. You are old for a reason. I'd imagine the women dont like it because they are afraid of all the "teacher fucking student" news reports popping up these days.

LOL says the bear club president...


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #107 on: August 08, 2008, 05:41:52 PM »
Bears can take care of the hedge too. I stand by what I said. Trim, don't shave.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #108 on: August 08, 2008, 05:45:23 PM »
by all accounts - skin tight no fuzz scalping of it is too transexual....


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #109 on: August 08, 2008, 05:46:01 PM »
man if i grew hair on my head id kill myself :(


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #110 on: August 08, 2008, 05:47:34 PM »
you can't grow hair on the head. it's completely smooth.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #111 on: August 08, 2008, 05:48:12 PM »
you can't grow hair on the head. it's completely smooth.

zakly - but what if you did :(


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #112 on: August 08, 2008, 05:49:25 PM »
I'd imagine a simple waxing would get rid of it right quick.
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #113 on: August 08, 2008, 05:51:40 PM »
I'd imagine a simple waxing would get rid of it right quick.


but it would only come back thicker :( Ladies(or lads) would call you scorp :(


:cry :cry :cry


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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #114 on: August 08, 2008, 05:59:56 PM »
Several years ago I was depressed and sleeping on a bed in my friend's house.  For some reason my friends thought it'd be humorous to burn the hair off my legs.  So my friend puts the lighter in his mouth for a few seconds, then lights the lighter next to my leg and blows a big ass fireball that singed almost all the hair on the back of my right leg.  It took a very very very very long time for it to all grow back

did you kill them?
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Re: Tell me the best way to shave my testicles
« Reply #115 on: August 08, 2008, 07:20:40 PM »
I just trim it with scissors. It's much simpler.











Ok I cut myself in the balls once, but I stand by what I said! Having short strands of hair grinding up against everything down there is just too uncomfortable.