I was on my couch with a girl,
So you've known her for a month and you're already putting your fingers inside her privates? FUCKING CHRIST. Daniel Craig can suck a dick, MUPEE is the real James Bond:lol I said a few months. I go to the restaurant with my boss and coworkers regularly. Not to mention I go there with friends to get drunk sometimes.
:lolStanding up for women? I was willing to do anything to pleasure her. If she told me to spread mayo on her snatch eat it off with crackers, I would have done it in a heartbeat.
I think shes standing up for woman all over the world Mupepe.
But yeah BLUE BALLS ALERT, DEFCON 2
Maybe it was her first time?Nah, I got my finger in there. Not her first time.
If I were you I would have played the deaf card ;p
I would have said "ok" and gone for her anus:lol :lol :lol
Her name is Jennifer. She works at Taqueria Cazadores. I've been hitting on her for a few months now and the other night I convinced her to give me her telephone number.
I think it's more of an ego bruise than anything else. I've never been told to "stop" before. WTF?
Standing up for women? I was willing to do anything to pleasure her. If she told me to spread mayo on her snatch eat it off with crackers, I would have done it in a heartbeat.
:lol:lol She's from a different Taqueria than the one I took you to. Well, I don't think we went to this one. I'm a little drunk right now. But I doubt she would feel awkward. We have plans for tomorrow. I'm playing the deaf card tomorrow.
Dude, if you went there for some burritos what would happen? Would she feel all awkward that you were going down on her? It's gonna be hell eating there for now on, chief.
YOU WON'T NO LONGER BE ABLE TO EAT AT THE WORLDS BEST BURRITO JOINT DUDERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I would kill to see your face when she said that.:lol
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btw we need more pics of you to see the pimpness. And pics of her LOL
:lol :lol :lolPossibly. I don't even know her last name or age.
Who knows what her deal was, probably too early/sudden
You aren't sexy though >:(
You aren't sexy though >:(he is too! :lol
:ODidn't you see the "What are your goals" thread? That was one of them!!!!
Mupepe should get 3 Girls and just go all out. Charlie Murphy styleeee
:-[
I'D PAY TO SEE THOS PICS
You aren't sexy though >:(
Wrong.
Chris post a pic of you plz I need to beat one out
:-*:o
Chris post a pic of you plz I need to beat one outThat's 'sgusting.
What's your poison? Your pick.I have LOTS of Budweiser!
Goodfellas. NOW GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOXOh man, I love that part. I always expected Joe Pesci to break a bottle and turn it into a redneck barfight.
Do you think your grandma would approve of a white boy like me? I'd treat her right.
:lol :lolDo you think your grandma would approve of a white boy like me? I'd treat her right.
No. You should have seen her at the wedding; she looked confused as hell. My cousin married a white guy. I'll post the thread tomorrow. It was just funny seeing the blacks and whites intermingle at the wedding.
Funniest shit of the night: at the reception after we ate, the DJ started putting music on so people could dance. Once he put on some rap music all the white people ran onto the dancefloor lol. Then he put on some Justin Timberlake and most of the black people left the dancefloor :lol
Meh, I need a camera. But I don't have the money to just buy a cameraDo you shave your balls, PD?
I can't wait to post my pic; it'll be hilarious. I'm certainly not ugly, although my barber fucked me up good a couple days ago (right before the wedding too) :(
NO WHY?Do you at least trim? If you don't, that might be your problem, buddy. lolz
I don't shave anything. And my balls feel so good between my fingers :-*
Just assume she had some terrible STD and forget about it.I don't know if I can let it go that easy. :-\ Bruised ego and all.
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Do you at least trim? If you don't, that might be your problem, buddy. lolzI think he needs to get to the point where the girl sees the penis for his pubic hair to be a problem first. ;)
Ah, it would be hilarious to see their faces if I brought a girl home :lol
What's blue balls..? :(
MUST NOT HAPPEN TO NEGROESNot negroes who jack off constantly. Sorry, PD. You gotta resist!
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"i like it on my glasses"
:lol
Well, we played around a little more tonight, so I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything she didn't like. And we were talking on the phone a few minutes ago and she actually turned it around on me. She said to me
"You're mean."
"Why?"
"Because you didn't finish :lol"
" :o"
Ok how about this then... are any of the women you've fucked.. hotter than she is?NO WHY?Do you at least trim? If you don't, that might be your problem, buddy. lolz
I don't shave anything. And my balls feel so good between my fingers :-*Just assume she had some terrible STD and forget about it.I don't know if I can let it go that easy. :-\ Bruised ego and all.
:lolooooooooook ignore my post
Well, we played around a little more tonight, so I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything she didn't like. And we were talking on the phone a few minutes ago and she actually turned it around on me. She said to me
"You're mean."
"Why?"
"Because you didn't finish :lol"
" :o"
I fucking hate you :lol :lol :lol
Jesus Christ, I got drunk with some friends the other night and my friend Jason brought her up and was literally yelling "What the fuck were you thinking man???" I said "Goddamn, I just don't know." I hope I'm never that desperate again. Goddamn.