Author Topic: I was totally cock teased tonight (Read 6262 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** November 19, 2006, 01:42:22 AM »

I was on my couch with a girl, streaming X Men 3 off my PC and we were watching it. I started out by rubbing her down and rubbing her tits. She was all into it. I undid her pants and started fingering her when all of a sudden after like 10 minutes of slow playing with her pussy, she says "mmm i think we should stop." Not fucking cool. Not fucking cool, guys. Not fucking cool at all. Guys, not fucking cool. It's just not cool. Not cool at fucking all. Fucking not cool. WTF? Not cool is all I have to say.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:45:41 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:47:03 AM »

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I was on my couch with a girl,

Who was the girl? You make it sound like some random girl was on your couch and you started fingering

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:49:28 AM »

So you didn't know her, eh?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:49:57 AM »

Her name is Jennifer. She works at Taqueria Cazadores. I've been hitting on her for a few months now and the other night I convinced her to give me her telephone number.

I think it's more of an ego bruise than anything else. I've never been told to "stop" before. WTF?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:51:52 AM »

I think shes standing up for woman all over the world Mupepe.

But yeah BLUE BALLS ALERT, DEFCON 2

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:51:58 AM »

So you've known her for a month and you're already putting your fingers inside her privates? FUCKING CHRIST. Daniel Craig can suck a dick, MUPEE is the real James Bond

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:52:10 AM »

Maybe it was her first time?

If I were you I would have played the deaf card ;p

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:53:07 AM »

I would have said "ok" and gone for her anus

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:56:14 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 01:51:58 AM

So you've known her for a month and you're already putting your fingers inside her privates? FUCKING CHRIST. Daniel Craig can suck a dick, MUPEE is the real James Bond

I said a few months. I go to the restaurant with my boss and coworkers regularly. Not to mention I go there with friends to get drunk sometimes.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 19, 2006, 01:51:52 AM

I think shes standing up for woman all over the world Mupepe.

But yeah BLUE BALLS ALERT, DEFCON 2

Standing up for women? I was willing to do anything to pleasure her. If she told me to spread mayo on her snatch eat it off with crackers, I would have done it in a heartbeat.

Quote from: Christopher

Maybe it was her first time?

If I were you I would have played the deaf card ;p

Nah, I got my finger in there. Not her first time.

And I thought about the deaf card too.

I was just more shocked to hear that. I've never been told to stop. Usually when I get my fingers in there, I'm home free!

Quote from: Phoenix Dark

I would have said "ok" and gone for her anus

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:58:51 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2006, 01:49:57 AM

Her name is Jennifer. She works at Taqueria Cazadores. I've been hitting on her for a few months now and the other night I convinced her to give me her telephone number.

I think it's more of an ego bruise than anything else. I've never been told to "stop" before. WTF?

Dude, if you went there for some burritos what would happen? Would she feel all awkward that you were going down on her? It's gonna be hell eating there for now on, chief.

YOU WON'T NO LONGER BE ABLE TO EAT AT THE WORLDS BEST BURRITO JOINT DUDERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2006, 01:59:20 AM »

I would kill to see your face when she said that.

btw we need more pics of you to see the pimpness. And pics of her LOL

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:00:46 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe

Standing up for women? I was willing to do anything to pleasure her. If she told me to spread mayo on her snatch eat it off with crackers, I would have done it in a heartbeat.

Who knows what her deal was, probably too early/sudden

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:00:58 AM »

I'm going over his house on Friday so we can take pics together.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:03:03 AM »

You aren't sexy though

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:03:15 AM »

:O

Mupepe should get 3 Girls and just go all out. Charlie Murphy styleeee

I'D PAY TO SEE THOS PICS

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:03:34 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 01:58:51 AM

Dude, if you went there for some burritos what would happen? Would she feel all awkward that you were going down on her? It's gonna be hell eating there for now on, chief.

YOU WON'T NO LONGER BE ABLE TO EAT AT THE WORLDS BEST BURRITO JOINT DUDERS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

She's from a different Taqueria than the one I took you to. Well, I don't think we went to this one. I'm a little drunk right now. But I doubt she would feel awkward. We have plans for tomorrow. I'm playing the deaf card tomorrow.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 01:59:20 AM

I would kill to see your face when she said that.

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btw we need more pics of you to see the pimpness. And pics of her LOL

My face was a "WTF did this bitch just say to me? Does she not feel the raging hard boner?" kind of face. I've shown you all the pictures I have of myself.

And I have no pictures of her.

Quote from: Blue Tsunami

Who knows what her deal was, probably too early/sudden

Possibly. I don't even know her last name or age.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:04:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:03:03 AM

You aren't sexy though

Wrong.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:05:13 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:03:03 AM

You aren't sexy though

he is too!

Garrito, do you have a digital camera? I want to take pictures of may apartment and of myself.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 19, 2006, 02:03:15 AM

:O

Mupepe should get 3 Girls and just go all out. Charlie Murphy styleeee

I'D PAY TO SEE THOS PICS

Didn't you see the "What are your goals" thread? That was one of them!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:07:25 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 02:04:18 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:03:03 AM
You aren't sexy though

Wrong.

PROVE ME WRONG

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Actually I want to see them hot bitches you posted once

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Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:09:01 AM »

Yeah I could use my mom's digi cam dude

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:10:44 AM »

Fuck yeah. Bring it dude. we'll get drunk and take pictures of each other.

Christopher · « **Reply #22 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:14:33 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:14:55 AM »

Chris post a pic of you plz I need to beat one out

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:15:08 AM »

What's your poison? Your pick.

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:17:00 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:14:55 AM

Chris post a pic of you plz I need to beat one out

um I haven't taken any new ones recently thanksgiving break i'll bring the digi cam so you can beat off I suppose...

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:19:25 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on November 19, 2006, 02:14:33 AM

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Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:14:55 AM

Chris post a pic of you plz I need to beat one out

That's 'sgusting.

I like it

Quote from: Himuro on November 19, 2006, 02:15:08 AM

What's your poison? Your pick.

I have LOTS of Budweiser!

I'm getting drunk right now and listening to Matchbox 20. What HD DVD movie should I watch?

Jarhead
Batman Begins
Phantom of the Opera
Troy
Goodfellas
Training Day
V for Vendetta

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:21:54 AM »

Goodfellas. NOW GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

Christopher · « **Reply #28 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:23:06 AM »

Also Phoenix you give me such a confident boost haha I take all my pics in a angle...if you haven't noticed

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:25:09 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:21:54 AM

Goodfellas. NOW GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

Oh man, I love that part. I always expected Joe Pesci to break a bottle and turn it into a redneck barfight.

Oh shit, Tori Amos is on now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:26:00 AM »

Like you need confidence. God you so pretty.

I look pretty awesome too considering some chick wanted to dance with me at my cousin's weddding. But I don't dance with 45 year old women...she was hot though.

But my grandma, uncle, aunt, parents, brothers, and cousins were there so I wasn't going to be caught dancing with a woman, especially a white one

Grandma am a bit racist

Christopher · « **Reply #31 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:27:49 AM »

http://s66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/ChrisRuss0/th_1217043765_m.jpg

*shrugs*

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:28:21 AM »

Do you think your grandma would approve of a white boy like me? I'd treat her right.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:30:43 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2006, 02:28:21 AM

Do you think your grandma would approve of a white boy like me? I'd treat her right.

No. You should have seen her at the wedding; she looked confused as hell. My cousin married a white guy. I'll post the thread tomorrow. It was just funny seeing the blacks and whites intermingle at the wedding.

Funniest shit of the night: at the reception after we ate, the DJ started putting music on so people could dance. Once he put on some rap music all the white people ran onto the dancefloor lol. Then he put on some Justin Timberlake and most of the black people left the dancefloor

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:33:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:30:43 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2006, 02:28:21 AM
Do you think your grandma would approve of a white boy like me? I'd treat her right.

No. You should have seen her at the wedding; she looked confused as hell. My cousin married a white guy. I'll post the thread tomorrow. It was just funny seeing the blacks and whites intermingle at the wedding.

Funniest shit of the night: at the reception after we ate, the DJ started putting music on so people could dance. Once he put on some rap music all the white people ran onto the dancefloor lol. Then he put on some Justin Timberlake and most of the black people left the dancefloor

Interracial marriages are scary. I should know, I was involved in one. I bet there were a lot of awkward moments at that wedding! You should have found yourself a nice white girl, PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:35:05 AM »

Ah, it would be hilarious to see their faces if I brought a white girl home, especially a homely fat one

Christopher · « **Reply #36 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:36:00 AM »

Phoenix you need to post a picture.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:38:31 AM »

Meh, I need a camera. But I don't have the money to just buy a camera

I can't wait to post my pic; it'll be hilarious. I'm certainly not ugly, although my barber fucked me up good a couple days ago (right before the wedding too)

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:43:03 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:38:31 AM

Meh, I need a camera. But I don't have the money to just buy a camera

I can't wait to post my pic; it'll be hilarious. I'm certainly not ugly, although my barber fucked me up good a couple days ago (right before the wedding too)

Do you shave your balls, PD?

Okay, I'm off to watch Goodfellas. Bye guys! I'll be back soon.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:52:22 AM »

NO WHY?

I don't shave anything. And my balls feel so good between my fingers

Prost · « **Reply #40 on:** November 19, 2006, 10:32:33 AM »

Just assume she had some terrible STD and forget about it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** November 19, 2006, 12:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:52:22 AM

NO WHY?

I don't shave anything. And my balls feel so good between my fingers

Do you at least trim? If you don't, that might be your problem, buddy. lolz

Quote from: Prost on November 19, 2006, 10:32:33 AM

Just assume she had some terrible STD and forget about it.

I don't know if I can let it go that easy. $:-\$ Bruised ego and all.

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** November 19, 2006, 02:59:07 PM »

Quote from: Jennifer

I think we should stop

I don't know what that means

Cheebs · « **Reply #43 on:** November 19, 2006, 03:41:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 19, 2006, 12:49:27 PM

Do you at least trim? If you don't, that might be your problem, buddy. lolz

I think he needs to get to the point where the girl sees the penis for his pubic hair to be a problem first.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** November 19, 2006, 03:56:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2006, 02:35:05 AM

Ah, it would be hilarious to see their faces if I brought a girl home

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Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** November 19, 2006, 04:59:14 PM »

Everyone here knows, the first girl PD is bringing home is going to be a chubby white girl. The homely kind that only Grandma can love.

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:16:05 AM »

Update, motherfuckers!

I spent time with her tonight and I subtly brought up the issue. Just joking around, I said

"Well, you were mean to me last night."
"How so?"
"You know how!"
"You mean when I said we should stop?"
"Yessum. That was awful."
"Well, I just didn't want it to go any further and you get blue balls right before sticking it in."

I guess I can respect that! She's A.) Not a slut (I like that a lot.) and B.) Fucking considerate!

I think she's a keeper.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:17:55 AM »

What's blue balls..?

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:18:41 AM »

you serious?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:18:54 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #50 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:19:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2006, 01:17:55 AM

What's blue balls..?

Its when your balls fills with sperm that gets unutilized and your balls literally turn BLUE due to the sperm decaying! Its gross I know, but its scientific!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:20:29 AM »

MUST NOT HAPPEN TO NEGROES

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:29:21 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2006, 01:20:29 AM

MUST NOT HAPPEN TO NEGROES

Not negroes who jack off constantly. Sorry, PD. You gotta resist!

Bacon · « **Reply #53 on:** November 20, 2006, 01:58:42 AM »

"i think we should stop"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #54 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:00:03 AM »

She will always be a bane on Mupepe's life

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:16:49 AM »

I fucking hate you

Jesus Christ, I got drunk with some friends the other night and my friend Jason brought her up and was literally yelling "What the fuck were you thinking man???" I said "Goddamn, I just don't know." I hope I'm never that desperate again. Goddamn.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #56 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:21:39 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 20, 2006, 01:58:42 AM

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"i like it on my glasses"

On her glasses? Yes ma'am

Mupepe glad you were able to resolve the problem. Sounds like she's nice. Fucking blue balls i hate them. And you try not going crazy when you got blue balls its hard. Especially if you've got a hot sexy pussy in the next room taking a bath.

I'm gonna go drink now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:25:38 AM »

Well, we played around a little more tonight, so I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything she didn't like. And we were talking on the phone a few minutes ago and she actually turned it around on me. She said to me

"You're mean."
"Why?"
"Because you didn't finish

"
"

"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #58 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:34:47 AM »

GOOD VIBRATIONS

DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN, DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #59 on:** November 20, 2006, 03:28:04 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 20, 2006, 02:25:38 AM

Well, we played around a little more tonight, so I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything she didn't like. And we were talking on the phone a few minutes ago and she actually turned it around on me. She said to me

"You're mean."
"Why?"
"Because you didn't finish "
" "

Hopefully you played it smooth and said something like "Well if you want me to finish i can always come to your place" or something like that. Get her thinking about it more and see what happens the next time you see her.

I'm having a hard time breaking the ice tonight. She wants to play with my pinatas and not me.

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Author Topic: I was totally cock teased tonight (Read 6262 times)